Dr. Ngandu 🇨🇳 | KILL ALL VIDEO GAMES :blobcattableflip:

I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.

Fluffing around the cosmos, one existential crisis at a time ; Esotericism enthusiast, but don't worry, I won't make you choose between my cat hair and my aura. Encephalophobia? More like encephalophilia – all that thinking is exhausting :marseybrainlet: Filiopietistic tendencies got me hoarding snacks (Cuban sandwiches, duh!), and Perennialist vibes keep me searching for the meaning in this whimsical world. Monolatristic heart beats fast for all things cute & cuddly. When I'm not studying Gender Studies, you can find me snuggling with my feline overlords

:chiggermon: 𑱰 Ching chong wing dong quang do dong :3 :marseychingchong:

Arrested for thinking about the :nword: word too much. :transchiggerniggaseverementaldistress:

Art is the only reason to live

:nigganuke: DEATH TO CALIFORNIA AND SPAIN :nigganuke:

:hamter:

Currently playing:
Colin Mcrae Rally '04

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2026-03-30 02:40:29 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e Fixed
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/68/3b/23/683b23f8e2d17159f3b5ea4674af87d045e8d89155eed54e8a989c6881a65ee7.png

2026-03-27 03:53:23 UTC

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@nprofile…fnfq Is male prostitution even worth it? Male porn actors make the equivalent of minimum wage.

2026-03-27 03:42:56 UTC

The only things I'm good at aren't even financially viable...

2026-03-26 02:34:28 UTC

Asked Grok to the gauge verbal IQs of people behind various anonymous forums posts.
It think this poster has an IQ of 105-115
Grok's accuracy does not have a high p-value...
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/1e/90/91/1e9091b65d10e53c24a1fd201c46166ede1676fe6f2014d1e28db62d688e2257.webp

2026-03-25 21:56:32 UTC

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@nprofile…ym5g
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/d9/54/ef/d954efbdbc3fe5a422f768d09d1f5385a6da27429a761f06809ae915bce7fa6d.jpg

2026-03-24 14:30:40 UTC

https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/5f/ed/5c/5fed5c7bf1dee6fb5d4dfba8b255876be458024b0426117eeae4f0ae0f7cbc4e.jpg

2026-03-20 15:01:25 UTC

Should I feel guilty that I still don't have a job?

2026-03-20 14:18:17 UTC

Turns out eating an entire bag of peanuts this morning was not a good idea :blobcatnauseated:

2026-03-20 01:40:21 UTC

We're going down to 128k file upload limits my server was seized and the only spare computer I have is a 1999 Dell.

2026-03-18 22:16:55 UTC

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@nprofile…d668 How much is that in a real currency

2026-03-12 15:19:03 UTC

https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/a4/9f/4b/a49f4b8a4b38043cac56946b03bf1027dd7df80225ce801b6fe131b69267c54c.webm

2026-03-10 06:09:12 UTC

Goldeneye 007 fan super excited to watch the movie for the first time

2026-03-09 16:32:00 UTC

https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/74/0c/2a/740c2a732c1acaa90f2d30163003ed968773e725e13d4317c442c0f040762eed.png

2026-03-09 01:23:17 UTC

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@nprofile…nyl0 I see what you mean. At 20 fps, the enemies can't even turn to attack you.

2026-03-09 01:20:53 UTC

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@nprofile…nyl0 I'm playing with an overclocked CPU. Let me turn that off and see what you mean.

2026-03-09 01:18:24 UTC

I don't think the developers of King's Field had ever wielded a sword before. The sword you get at the start of the game has such a short attack range that you can be on top of an enemy and still only have a 50/50 chance of hitting them Morrowwind style. Makes the game effectively impossible.

2026-03-05 05:54:29 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e Yeah okay pervert tranny

2026-03-04 17:32:45 UTC

You don't have imposter syndrome, you just suck.

2026-03-04 05:37:11 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e Bad drawing. Artist shows a lack of understanding of perspective.

2026-03-03 06:49:23 UTC

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@nprofile…qxx7 @nprofile…h677 Torrents require somebody else to give enough of a shit to have their torrent client running at the time as you wanting the file. They don't work in 2026. Eat shit. Faggot.

2026-03-03 06:43:28 UTC

@nprofile…h677 do you know where to get classical music like those of Arne? Soulseek doesn't have any complete copies of his stage works

2026-03-03 05:00:50 UTC

Is it normal for Fluxxer to just break? Five minutes after I created an account, the program no longer loads.

2026-03-02 17:36:25 UTC

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@nprofile…235q Why not get a real bike like the one I ride?

2026-03-01 21:28:47 UTC

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@nprofile…ns0l Bitcoin

2026-03-01 20:42:36 UTC

Progress of my Gigaworld custom Europa Universalis map by 1690:
I am playing as Gigaland and have stolen Spanish Chud's colonies in Brazil and given them to BRAPzil.
Sweden got BTFOed by Penguin Land and then Gigaborea, they've been relegated to scattered hideouts in Siberia
The Soy Wastes were initially threatened by Hannibalistan, losing vital territory in Tunisia, before turning it around and reconquering it. They are now making good progress in colonizing the Sahara and the Sahel
Gigaboria took out Trannyboria in Northern Germany in the beginning of the game and has successfully held off many invasions. They are the third strongest power behind me (Gigaland) and The Turkaryans
The Turkaryans initially were just one of many in the fractured Asia minor sphere, consolidating Asia minor and the Balkans and are now colonizing eastwards. Their massive army is feared by all.
Onzelligtopia (not pictured; in South Africa) fought some scuffles with Rhodesia in the early game, winning out and chilling in an isolated part of the map. Sadly, they fell behind in economy and military and are now being annexed piecemeal by Bananas and Rice.
Bananas and Rice (not pictured; in East Africa) was one of many of the splintered region of Somalia, beating out DNBtopia and Gigamolia to be the major power of East Africa, slowly making its way down south through the African continent.
Hyperborea was one of many minor powers in the British Isles, gradually annexing the entire region and defeating other intimidating powers such as: Wales; Braveheart Land; the IRA, and Bongland.
Sackh Caliphate is a nation of unkown origin. Nobody knows how a Muslim caliphate in the region now known as Paris came to be. Initially they were a very strong state successful in battle against the Hyperboreans. Though they suffered many decades of corruption, losing their land they once stole from the Belgians and Hyperboreans. Today, after many successive defeats in battle, they are a shadow of their former self, wholly subservient to Hyperboria and only maintaining their autonomy on paper, not even possessing the right to maintain their tradition of Sharia Law.
Belgium, frankly, is a state too boring and unremarkable to even write about. They were established in the twelth century as a buffer state between the Sackh Caliphate and the at the time fractured Germany. Irrelevant all throughout history in matters of military, economics, philosophy, and science, Hyperborea (as pictured) is taking this no-longer needed state out of its misery, conquering it and divvying the land between it and Gigaborea.
Bananabugtopia was perhaps the strongest power at the beginning of the game, each of its provinces in Denmark and Northern Germany being of a utopian level of development, unheard of for the early modern era. Alas, it made too many enemies and suffered too many crushing defeats in The New World and has now become a rump state.
Cuz'z Hideout and ZZZ were the only two powers in Russia. The land being cold and underdeveloped, they were unable to resist foreign powers from invading their lands and are shadows of their former selves.
Chelonia (in Egypt) started out as the world's predominant military power and has comfortably waltzed south into the African continent, annexing Niggertopia and DNBtopia in Ethiopia. They've suffered few hardships so far, although with the new mega alliance of Jahalmabad (in Arabia,) the Turkaryans, and Syria, things could soon spell trouble.
Yakub's Paradise (In Dubai) was largest economic power in The East and a very stable state thanks to Yakub's immortality. Unfortunately, they were not able to make alliances and were annexed by neighbouring powers who saw Yakub's opulence too pristine to ignore.
Syria has had a tough game, surrounded by the largest military powers in the world. It has had to play an intense diplomatic game, juggling alliances in order to not be annexed by its neighbours. Nevertheless, it has managed to survive and become a respectable minor power.
On the East Coast (not pictured), several banished Europeans left their countries and discovered America without the knowledge of their former masters in the twelfth century, colonizing the land from Maine to Kentucky. Over time, several schisms broke and the region became fragmented. In the fifthteen century however, Sam Hyde (yes, really) succeeded in uniting the small region and established what we now know as today The United States of America. Later, their demonstrated their military prowess with the defeat of new arrivals Bananabugtopia and Spanish Chud, annexing their colonies in Florida; Alabama; Mississippi, and Louisiana.
Spanish Chud was yet again another fragmented state in the Iberian Peninsula, defeating the Basques and the Portuguese, uniting the penisula and establishing the first Jewish state in centuries. Their future is uncertain though as they have lost many wars, seceding their land in Andalucia; France, and Louisiana. Time will tell if they can get back on their feet.
Lastly, Gigaland. Initially one of the many minor powers in Italy, it has become the world's undisputed superpower. The inventors of the Printing Press, The Reconnaissance, and Colonialism, Rome and Venice are the envy of the world. They are the world's leading power in the New World, controlling Mexico, Latin America, Cascadia, the Caribbean, and California. Their colonies are wealthier than most nations in the Old World and their militaries strong enough to put up a good fight even against The Turkaryans.
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/eb/d9/93/ebd993b3d31c7e2045c5bf5b9ba2b0dd5d0ab5cadeae2224fd3a306b662b5a86.jpg

2026-02-27 20:47:51 UTC

Watching the Will Stancil Show on Tswana cable

2026-02-26 22:53:01 UTC

@nprofile…h677 why did you niggareact my code that hurt my feelings :blobcatheartbroken:

2026-02-26 22:16:22 UTC

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@nprofile…ztx6 @nprofile…g80s
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/b9/f6/aa/b9f6aa844f41b66c67a88603e5faf19e395d6297385aa2937f4089b29149001c.c

2026-02-26 22:10:10 UTC

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@nprofile…ztx6 @nprofile…g80s I have ctrl shift s I don't need no repo.

2026-02-26 22:06:43 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s @nprofile…ztx6 My game is written in C :niggaskull:
tbf the only stack allocations are a few textures at startup which is by design.

2026-02-26 00:36:23 UTC

@nprofile…4c5e are these good city cars if you can find them used?
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/e0/d7/4c/e0d74c4bf568219305502d5a807e9715b9b1d792499585c6c40b30b9390682f7.jpg

2026-02-25 03:30:24 UTC

HOLY SHIT I GOT A RESPONSE BACK FROM A JOB APPLICATION.

2026-02-24 05:52:14 UTC

It's been nearly a quarter of the year and I have nothing to show for it :pleaddeath:

2026-02-22 23:04:19 UTC

@nprofile…6ns5 Print the book of Revelation in Pashto

2026-02-21 23:33:02 UTC

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@nprofile…asdf I have Nazi Techno and Nazi Pop Rock, but not any House, zoritxarraz.
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/fd/0d/60/fd0d606d72789e83f20bd96de30b1467da100bc9f17233ad912c9f79b96a37e5.mp3
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/32/41/25/32412599c0d8a1f7b2aa318d53608ffecfaeaa7d4c37cbd4ee98a807c840f4c0.m4a

2026-02-21 14:15:59 UTC

https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/12/e3/ac/12e3ace36f8e35f86a1abc3b80f973d522d2bb3e88df9e2ed80852444b00bedf.jpeg

2026-02-20 05:22:25 UTC

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@nprofile…ns0l They were... confused...

2026-02-20 04:45:42 UTC

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@nprofile…ns0l I watched The Holy Mountain on a road trip with a Bluetooth speaker. BAD IDEA!!!

2026-02-20 04:03:07 UTC

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@nprofile…ns0l
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/d4/61/0d/d4610da4860f77a695b1b4d0fa87ca75a796195e4334e42be0b769e9c0da2d2d.mp4

2026-02-20 01:32:36 UTC

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@nprofile…nyl0 Investment is highest in America because of its low regulations (compared to Europe), high human capital, and lower taxes aimed at businesses. Your proposition aims to eliminate what makes America successful.

2026-02-20 01:24:51 UTC

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@nprofile…nyl0 Business taxes are really REALLY bad: they discourage capital investment and big business.

2026-02-20 00:50:26 UTC

Explain to me why you can't just eliminate taxes and instead nationalize the entire economy and just take a percentage of margins of the nation's economy to fund the state.
It would better obfuscate the fact that a third of one's wage is stolen for the purposes of supplying a gravy train for people that hate you and want you dead. It would also, on paper, be easier to manage. The individual doesn't have to worry about filing their taxes every year unless they're a small business owner - that responsibility is done by a state representative whose job is to manage the percentage of margin taken every year for use by the state.
I guess one of the reason's why it *might* not work is that the transition would be too complicated for the bureaucracy to handle - transfer cost and all that.

2026-02-19 23:17:52 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u Did DSP spend hundreds of dollars on retardedly inflated old plastic?

2026-02-19 04:13:31 UTC

https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/54/2b/4f/542b4f6d2702cb1053a924f5eb909bfa89c4bfffd72a3840204d46545a1ffa05.mp4

2026-02-19 04:12:52 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e @nprofile…g80s Fuck a gay man you'd be good at it.

2026-02-17 22:17:15 UTC

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@nprofile…87ru The 2010 release on the Wii.

2026-02-17 22:04:13 UTC

Played Monkey Ball and felt like a fucking spastic

2026-02-09 00:52:59 UTC

I have been contracted to create a tourism brochure for San Bernadino wtf do I write

2026-02-08 04:40:58 UTC

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@nprofile…h677 The question here really is 'when did the Basques stop spiritually ruling over Spain?'

2026-02-08 04:37:46 UTC

@nprofile…h677 who was the last great Spaniard in your opinion, Baltasar Gracián, Francisco Goya?

2026-02-03 19:18:51 UTC

I throw away half of all job applications I receive. I don't want unlucky people working in my department.

2026-02-02 23:51:33 UTC

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@nprofile…20he @nprofile…h677 The council doesn't believe you. Show your closet; we need to know if you own any leather jackets.

2026-02-02 02:20:27 UTC

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@nprofile…nyl0
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/ac/b1/66/acb16655fb282cea23c6b2aff5a519d33e944128beed322c7e4dfab5881c0a3f.jpg

2026-01-31 04:36:39 UTC

Made it to Raging Bull rematch in Mike Tyson and my hands are sore... :blobcatdead:

2026-01-30 02:06:09 UTC

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@nprofile…h677 @nprofile…lh5j If any one can not differentiate between Hittite and Akkadian, then he that cannot differentiate shall be put to death.

2026-01-30 02:01:42 UTC

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@nprofile…lh5j ina ūmē ša lā mīšari u la kitti, kabattu awīlūti nadû, u dannūtu u šubtu ana nišī ibalkutū, mīšaru u ḫurriātu u šulmu ša nišī šuklulu balāṭa; kīam puluḫtu ša kal nišī iškunū, pūḫur māti annîta šipram iprus.
kal mārū awīlūti ina libbi balāṭi ulladū ḫurri u šanû ina kabatti u mīšari. ṭēmu u libbu šaknāšunūti, u ana aḫḫūti ina šulmi ippušū.
kal awīlum ana mīšarī u ḫurriāti ša ina šipir annîti šaknū, lā pāliš šumšu, mātšu, lišānušu, ilišu, awātīšu, u lā šanûti.
kal awīlum mīšaram ana balāṭi, ana ḫurrîti, u ana naṣār napištišu ilabbir.
lā awīlum ana wardūti u ana ardūti ilakkû; wardūtu u makīru wardī ina kal ṣērišunu parsu.
lā awīlum ana dannūti kabitti, ana epēši lā amēlūti, u ana mušēṣ kabatti ul iddan.
kal awīlum ana palāḫi šumšu kīma awīlum ina pān dīnī ina kal māti ilabbir.
kal awīlūti ina pān dīnī šanû; mīšar dīnī ana kalšunū lā pāliš iddin.
kal awīlum ana šutēšur ša dīnē dannūti ina pān dayyānī mātišu ilabbir.
lā awīlum ana ṣabātu ša lā dīni, ana kalû, u ana nasāḫu ana māti aḫrīti iddan.
kal awīlum ana dīn mīšari u pān nišī ina pān dayyānī lā šaknū ana awīlim šanîm ilabbir.
kal awīlum ša ana arni iškunū, zakûtišu ištēnma adi arnišu ina dīni kīam ibbir.
lā awīlum ana mašāru ša lā mīšari ina bītišu, kimtišu, u ṭuppīšu iddan.
kal awīlum ana alāku u ana wašābu ina libbi mātišu ḫurrîta ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana baqāru u ana wašābu ina māti aḫrīti ana napṣatišu ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana mātūtu ištēn ilabbir; lā awīlum mātūtašu ina lā mīšari ilqe.
zikar u sinništu ana aḫāzu u ana banû kimta mīšaram ilabbirū.
kal awīlum ana bītu u makkūru ana ramānišu u itti aḫḫīšu ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana ṭēmi, libbi, u palāḫ ili ḫurrîta ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana awātīšu u ana qabû ṭēmišu ḫurrîta ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana pūḫur ša šulmi u ana ittihādu ḫurrîta ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana epēši šarrūti mātišu itti nišī ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana naṣārūtu nišī u ana šutēšur ša epēši u ādāti māti ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana epēši šipri, ana šutēšur mīšari ša šipri, u ana naṣārūtu ana lā šipri ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana nūḫi u ana šalāmi ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana balāṭ mīšari ša napišti u šalāmi ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana lamādi ṭēmi u šipri ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana epēši ādāti mātišu ina ḫurrîti ilabbir.
kal awīlum ana kittu u mīšaru māti u kal māti ilabbir, ša inaššū annūti šutēšurū.
kal awīlum ištu epēši nišīšu u kimtišu ittaškan; ina šulmi nišī ṭēmušu irabbî.
ina annîti šipri lā mātum, lā pūḫrum, u lā awīlum mīšaram ana ḫepû annūti idabbub.

2026-01-29 02:31:39 UTC

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@nprofile…d84g Autism

2026-01-27 02:48:12 UTC

Asked a dude today in front of the counter at the paint section of a hardware store if he was a colour scientist. I think he clocked me as autistic...

2026-01-20 23:46:09 UTC

Charlie Kirk deserved it

2026-01-19 04:02:47 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…2ynj Television is the retina of the mind's eye...

2026-01-14 02:02:51 UTC

One day you'll be able to fit a computer on your desk

2026-01-09 21:58:01 UTC

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@nprofile…235q @nprofile…w89u Trapped ion niggas

2026-01-09 21:55:48 UTC

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@nprofile…w89u Superconducting niggers

2026-01-09 01:26:57 UTC

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@nprofile…yrtt Wolfie land's computers cannot render such an object

2026-01-08 18:58:47 UTC

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@nprofile…h677 They're probably the only ones to have ever taken it seriously outside of the Anglophone esoteric Buddhist and early Norwegian BM spheres

2026-01-08 03:14:23 UTC

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@nprofile…zwcq @nprofile…n8q3 You should try socializing. It's what you thirdies are naturals at.

2026-01-08 03:09:59 UTC

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@nprofile…zwcq @nprofile…n8q3 Do you want a green card? I can get you out of your second world country.

2026-01-08 03:06:38 UTC

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@nprofile…n8q3 @nprofile…zwcq POV: Meow received my gift through the post
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/2b/5e/19/2b5e19ac51c4fb1efed37571ea82c26b32aa4c72299cabccbbbccedc227c9a5f.jpeg

2026-01-08 02:57:14 UTC

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@nprofile…zwcq Then let me fuck you

2026-01-08 02:50:13 UTC

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@nprofile…zwcq Please install Grindr bro don't kill yourself

2025-12-28 15:50:28 UTC

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@nprofile…0pwv There was a study that came out this week investigating whether on not groypers and other religious factions of Gen Z are genuinely returning the youth back to Catholicism and Orthodoxy, and what they found was: no lmao

2025-12-27 13:16:57 UTC

Just commissioned @nprofile…ecjk to decorate my abri. Great work, Asier!
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/c9/86/12/c986123d5b99def6e73c507a7e0c0445ed3e4707d7213f6f1dce3d3d2c6c498e.jpg

2025-12-25 23:52:04 UTC

Some say that he once climbed the world's tallest thermometer...
...others say that he can't spell the word 'fruit'...
...all we know is, HE'S CALLED JOHN DARKSOULS

2025-12-25 15:16:30 UTC

Wacom tablet I was gifted OF COURSE doesn't work with my current setup because my motherboard's USB-C port is missing one of the 10 trillion added features that you'll never get on a computer less than four thousand dollars because adding the spec means an extra layer to the circuit board

2025-12-25 15:15:09 UTC

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@nprofile…xtyu What are you saying

2025-12-25 15:00:02 UTC

For Christmas, I was given a Polish car freshener.
I am not Polish
My parents are not Polish
I have no Polish relatives or friends
I have no Polish ancestry
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/48/12/d9/4812d997d17d59e2de8426bec2548cbfb10aef568aafaf62b994b259b8dc9b54.webp

2025-12-24 08:03:25 UTC

If I kill myself I maybe, just maybe, will turn into a snow leopard in the next life
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/44/5f/eb/445febf9a612f7c8371e6b1954e056bee62d538b0848594ea8b8b1bd028559ce.jpg

2025-12-24 07:31:32 UTC

>Sent job application with custom written cover letter for IT position literally two blocks from me
>It's been three days and I still haven't heard back from them
Fuck this job shit it's only brought me stress and grief.

2025-12-23 19:02:13 UTC

Sneps are really good on the phone

2025-12-22 06:47:48 UTC

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@nprofile…2yx7 I thought Pepe was a Nordic Pagan.

2025-12-20 05:58:46 UTC

I'm out of entrepreneurship ideas. Let's become a Minecraft YouTuber.

2025-12-19 00:11:33 UTC

There's still time to join the RLI

2025-12-18 04:27:33 UTC

Looked up Mussolini as a teenager and I'm disappointed that I don't look anything like him.

2025-12-18 04:05:04 UTC

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@nprofile…rpra SUCK IT FRANCE

2025-12-18 02:05:40 UTC

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@nprofile…rpra okay I'll move to a Zimbabwean slam poetry forum

2025-12-17 04:34:48 UTC

Joining the Chinese national math competition and beating them all as the sole aboriginal contestant.

2025-12-17 02:08:03 UTC

@nprofile…c9wh squeak squeak

2025-12-16 06:09:43 UTC

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@nprofile…rpra I understand this but I'm not translating it out of my Basque hatred of the Spanish.

2025-12-15 02:35:29 UTC

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@nprofile…rpra The newest generation of the tech is apparently of superior quality than real diamonds and Botswana's rate of diamond exports have already fallen by 20% in the past two years.

2025-12-15 02:30:59 UTC

Apparently yt is creating lab grown diamonds just to fuck over our black brothers in Botswana? Not cool man... :marseydepressed:

2025-12-12 07:21:26 UTC

Can I still buy the pets.com sock puppet?
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/00/61/e4/0061e48b88ff50e7aca1f9712a94b6d7bef1bbe4171f14e63af818942bc6b67d.png

2025-12-12 02:20:30 UTC

https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/4e/a8/01/4ea801b422ccfabfd05ae064c98c128dda013495650142a2b30efd8edd6032b8.mp4

2025-12-10 07:21:06 UTC

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@nprofile…z6dr @nprofile…00ws The Egyptian one doesn't sound as good as the others though

2025-12-10 00:15:09 UTC

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@nprofile…rpra >i have absolutely zero interest in grand theft auto or any rockstar game
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/0e/79/82/0e7982360e8d36c1d20a763e06efb69dfe50d485141a6d4b362dc810e5ead81e.gif

2025-12-09 03:29:24 UTC

CEO of Alphabet Google 🇮🇳
CEO of Microsoft 🇮🇳
CEO of YouTube 🇮🇳
CEO of Adobe 🇮🇳
CEO of World Bank Group 🇮🇳
CEO of IBM 🇮🇳
CEO of Albertsons 🇮🇳
CEO of NetApp 🇮🇳
CEO of Palo Alto Networks 🇮🇳
CEO of Arista Networks 🇮🇳
CEO of Novartis 🇮🇳
CEO of Starbucks 🇮🇳
CEO of Micron Technology 🇮🇳
CEO of Honeywell 🇮🇳
CEO of Flex 🇮🇳
CEO of Wayfair 🇮🇳
CEO of Chanel 🇮🇳
CEO of OnlyFans 🇮🇳
CEO of Motorola Mobility🇮🇳
CEO of Cognizant🇮🇳
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Indian Inventions / Discoveries
1️⃣ Zero 🅾️
2️⃣Ayurveda ⚕️
3️⃣Water on the Moon 🌒
4️⃣Universal Serial Bus(USB) 🔗
5️⃣Board Games - Chess ♟️
6️⃣Yoga 🧘‍♀️
7️⃣Shampoo 🧴
8️⃣ Wireless Communication 📻
9️⃣Buttons 🔘
🔟Cotton 8)
1️⃣1️⃣Complex and Hydraulic Engineering :roll:
1️⃣2️⃣Cure for leprosy and lithiasis :(
1️⃣3️⃣Plastic & Cataract Surgery :punished:
1️⃣4️⃣Natural Fibres:lit:
1️⃣5️⃣Ruler 📏

2025-12-05 04:03:13 UTC

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@nprofile…jgyk *Black > eskimo > white

2025-12-05 03:49:36 UTC

Any women? I'll date you if you're black, white, or eskimo.

2025-12-03 22:39:09 UTC

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@nprofile…x6g9 No wonder you like men

2025-12-03 04:33:47 UTC

Mods ban anybody saying I'm a retard for throwing hammers at children

2025-12-03 02:00:52 UTC

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@nprofile…c9wh @nprofile…3hvt Erm. I'm right here :niggaeyeroll: