YODL

Ditto is new and has some extra features you may like. Not quite as zippy as Damus, but pretty close. Primal has always been a bit sluggish for me, and I do t like the threading or lack of reactions lol

2026-05-10 02:49:29 UTC

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Spending quality time with family :,(

2026-05-10 02:49:09 UTC

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I guess so. You could give ditto or wisp a try. I don't know your hardware, but assume Android?

2026-05-10 02:09:30 UTC

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Good luck with that battle. They have explicitly said they do not want custom reactions.m, because "less is more"

2026-05-10 01:15:08 UTC

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Doesn't give a fuck about spelling either

2026-05-10 01:11:37 UTC

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Not the best presentation, but something tells me it tastes amazing.

2026-05-10 01:02:42 UTC

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Why does this hurt my feelings so?

2026-05-10 00:53:26 UTC

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It's like the classic Disney dad voice, I feel like. Not the worst thing, so go ahead I guess

2026-05-10 00:15:27 UTC

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This is the real deal lol 💩
I hope this is worth the tokens it's costing you... 😤

2026-05-10 00:12:21 UTC

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AI sure has come a long way
https://v.nostr.build/Ysr7CqmPQaK0M6Su.mp4

2026-05-09 23:43:43 UTC

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Hail Puzzler

2026-05-09 23:23:41 UTC

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Id guess it's all of the above.

2026-05-09 20:10:25 UTC

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I see these replies on jumble desktop, but not all of them on damus mobile. just FYI, I don't have any solutions to offer, other than check relays.
Stuff's good, just a lazy Saturday here.

2026-05-09 20:09:18 UTC

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Going good. You?

2026-05-09 20:08:24 UTC

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not sure what this means, but I see it

2026-05-09 18:37:15 UTC

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Quite the pose...
I see you're having a productive morning today

2026-05-09 18:35:40 UTC

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GM
https://static.klipy.com/ii/e293a233a303a98e471f78d04e13a1b0/8b/d4/40QRauaM.gif

2026-05-09 17:00:49 UTC

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Sad face indeed :(

2026-05-09 16:56:04 UTC

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I'm mostly kidding around, as "damus master race" was a thing I'd shout at Ryan back when I was young and naive.
I still use Damus (have an iPhone) about 80% of the time, even though I can't do extra/gif reactions, giftwrapped DMs (not that I really understand them well, but I know not to use DMs much on damus), ... and...hmm, I don't even know some of the things I'm missing out on, but I gather there is a crazy-amount of settings on Amy that I don't have when I use Damus. Damus has also been very crash-prone and memory-leaky the past few months, so that's not great. I'm loyal to it because when it's working it still feels the fastest, and I'm also just used to it and feel slightly dislocated when I use other clients like Nostur, Yaki, or Ditto (the other mobile clients I have installed.
Never tried Amy, yet, but that may change when I get a new phone (soon).

2026-05-09 16:46:22 UTC

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Killing nostr, more like it. Stop building! Knowing I'm using a client that's years behind in rolling out features makes me sad, and less inclined to interact with people like Ryan, who post circles around me and make me feel les than. Signing out for a bit, as my mood is now ruined

2026-05-09 16:31:27 UTC

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Pretty hot, ngl. Saving for consideration

2026-05-09 16:27:22 UTC

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I need to create a female alt...

2026-05-09 16:26:29 UTC

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Can't wait for the slowmo hips while she struts. Hypnotic.

2026-05-09 16:25:44 UTC

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I got a digital visa-style card once from ... I forget where now, and it wasn't usable in a number of places I tried to use it. That sorta turned me off to the whole idea of doing a little small-time untaxable spending, which imo is the only real appeal of such products (and maybe some rewards/incentives, but I don't like couponing or that type of thing).

2026-05-09 16:15:59 UTC

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Hear good things about Bitrefill. Unfamiliar with satscard.

2026-05-09 15:57:03 UTC

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So far so good. I forget which one was recommended next, but may read it next, provided it's not one of the 1k page tomes

2026-05-09 15:49:30 UTC

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No way, me too! Just started a couple days ago. Based on Max Hs article it was best to start with

2026-05-09 15:40:15 UTC

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You'll make up for it tomorrow, surely 🫶

2026-05-09 15:29:40 UTC

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I'm gonna go back with an even nicer watch, and say "yall work on commission, right? Big mistake, HUGE 💅 "

2026-05-09 15:28:20 UTC

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Kek

2026-05-09 15:00:02 UTC

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You do two-- I mean too, we both know you won't get a 2

2026-05-09 14:57:02 UTC

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Yeah, so I hear. The one time in my life I inquired about a fancy watch, I was told there were none in stock, and there was no wait list (for me, I suspect vips would be able to get on one), and I've soured on them ever since.

2026-05-09 14:48:16 UTC

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Good man. Was a test. Woulda unfollowed if you said yes.
I recently learned there is in fact a Hermès Apple Watch, and the only difference is a digital "logo" on the face and a trademark orange band, and it costs A LOT more. I want one, kinda, but I'm a sick sick man

2026-05-09 14:45:23 UTC

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Is that the Hermes Apple Watch? 👀

2026-05-09 14:42:58 UTC

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I do prefer wigger, oddly

2026-05-09 14:41:45 UTC

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With you on that first stuff. Not sure about last part, since the BTC that powers such things is centralized too, I think.
Anyway, I look forward to all the hindsight explanations of how obvious it was there were xyz risks all along, when things take a turn. Feel like that is inevitable, but maybe I'm just jealous

2026-05-09 14:00:30 UTC

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https://static.klipy.com/ii/a15b48460c436e1e92c85ffc680932cc/ef/86/U3L6Lhlw.gif

2026-05-09 13:57:08 UTC

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GM 🐠

2026-05-09 13:49:09 UTC

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That's the spirit, mon. Jai jai, don't fret about no meaningless crown, mon. It only small mon who care bout dees tings.

2026-05-09 13:44:20 UTC

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Don't worry, be happy mon.
oooWEEOOO weee oohoo oohooOooo

2026-05-09 13:43:07 UTC

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Exactly, there is very little risk they will get their USD back. Lower risk, I'd say, than if I took out the same loan from a bank (uncollateralized) since they can sell whatever amount of my btc they hold to recoup it well ahead of the danger zone (they require "topping up" collateral well before they are close to falling short, since they over collateralize by 2x and require topping up way sooner than a 50% drop in price). It's just weird from a zoomed out perspective, and I think the defense is that the people they borrow the money from won't do it cheaper because they "don't understand bitcoin yet," that sort of thing. Meanwhile, banks just write a number on a ledger and don't have to source the USD from any third party when they make a loan (I think), which is wild, so the extra interest over risk free is just to hedge against defaults (and make a lil income), and yet they come in way lower on interest rate. Anyway, just my 2 sats
As for coffeezilla appearance, we've been trying, but somehow I don't think he takes us seriously enough. Just because I don't have a LinkedIn boasting a job in reinsurance, he thinks I'm not qualified to run an exchange and sell complex financial products?! Well, screw him. What a stupid name too, btw, coffee-zilla..sooo creative. Psh.

2026-05-09 13:28:02 UTC

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Yeah, and that's why yolobase has to offer 14% on our OARS (pronounced "Oh Arse") product.
But, but I detoured in my above comment to inquire about btc backed loan repayment interest rates being so high despite the risk of default being zero. I think the answer is they themselves can't borrow the money to lend you cheaply, but it's odd if you just step back and think about the rate and change of default on loan perspective, imo

2026-05-09 13:23:50 UTC

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I'm mostly sincere. The jokey style is my defense mechanism for when I'm out of my depth on a topic, which is most all the time

2026-05-09 13:20:29 UTC

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A thought occurred to me on BTC backed loans while listening.
Why is the interest rate so high on them? The risk of default is zero, and normal loans charge a bit above the risk free rate precisely to fund risk of default. Just a passing thought, I think the answer is that they themselves don't have access to cheap dollars, but it still doesn't quite make sense to me

2026-05-09 13:13:24 UTC

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I'm also surprised. I have not paid attention to these products thus far, nor do I claim to understand the mechanics fully, but the defenses he put forth felt remedial at times.
Thought he composed himself well and didn't come off flustered, but he didn't respond well to thungs like "what if product sells too well?" IMO.
I dunno, maybe I'm dumb

2026-05-09 13:00:32 UTC

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Yeah, mean Jeff. I guess he was there to defend MSTR and its products, more than SATAs.
And I found the resort to metaphors was weak. "What product does insurance sell?" Was particularly weak imo

2026-05-09 12:57:08 UTC

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Was confused for a minute that you meant yolobase tokenized assets, but you meant reply.
Yeah, he seemed to push back repeatedly that it was marketing he didn't like, and consistently picked apart hand waving pretty well, imo

2026-05-09 12:54:04 UTC

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All of the above. Diet when traveling far, but I even feel this way with local poops away from home base, to some extent, so I'd say comfort.
Related gripe - hotel bathroom doors. Many times the damn thing needs better sound proofing. I hate when I'm sharing a hotel room and the other person is mere feet away and the door blocks zero sound

2026-05-09 12:48:52 UTC

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Yes. I've narrowed the gap with age, but home is where the butt is still

2026-05-09 12:46:37 UTC

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lol, the contrast in replies is shocking.
Gg Bill 👑 👯‍♀️

2026-05-09 12:45:01 UTC

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What's odd is he only seemed to discuss MSTRs product, not his, no? When he's talking about all this collateral, it's Saylor's. I guess that was the reason for him to be there, but I found it a bit strange that never was his product's even higher yield justified (unless I missed something).

2026-05-09 12:43:09 UTC

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I thought coffeezilla showed a pretty good knowledge of fundamentals, and sorta "won" the argument. Maybe I'm biased though

2026-05-09 12:41:24 UTC

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Yes. Oh, yes

2026-05-09 12:41:09 UTC

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Wigger?

2026-05-09 03:29:40 UTC

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UNLIMITED POWER ⚡️

2026-05-09 03:29:18 UTC

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2026-05-09 03:12:28 UTC

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Oh god...oh my

2026-05-09 02:58:35 UTC

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Ok, Towely

2026-05-09 02:54:23 UTC

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I know. Somehow I associate it with you. I'm more of a perpetual dishes guy

2026-05-09 00:29:12 UTC

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Slowly coming to this realization as well lol

2026-05-08 23:41:44 UTC

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🔥 I meant to react with

2026-05-08 22:39:33 UTC

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@npub1rzg…kxve 🤭

2026-05-08 19:47:47 UTC

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Prompted me to update, and I did. We shall see

2026-05-08 19:03:45 UTC

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What's in that cigarette, gunpowder? Never seen one smoke so fast just sitting there

2026-05-08 18:36:28 UTC

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If this is in reference to bitcoin, then how dare you imply I am not a genius/early-adopter bound to be wealthy beyond my wildest dreams?!

2026-05-08 18:35:06 UTC

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I would private-like this lol

2026-05-08 18:28:41 UTC

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I don't know the history that gives you that snapshot in time, but last time I checked LTC had 100s of x's to go before catching up with btc valuation. Anyway, like I said, good luck with your doggie coin :skype_giggling:

2026-05-08 16:56:49 UTC

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Then litecoin should beat BTC too. Anyway now 👀

2026-05-08 16:22:51 UTC

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Call me if you want company/questions

2026-05-08 15:55:51 UTC

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Nearly done with it now. Been stopping and starting as I get some work done. I suppose I'd start it over if you wanna hop on a "call" and watch together though. I might pepper you with questions about AI and networking though, fair warning

2026-05-08 14:57:25 UTC

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Wasn't predicting much wrt timing, just overall trend. Doge, from what little I know about it, seems like a clear shitcoin that rode a meme investment wave back into relevance but seems unlikely to repeat that performance. At any rate, seems risky vs BTC which seems undervalue/misunderstood, while imExpertOpinion had huge value in not consistent future

2026-05-08 14:48:33 UTC

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lol, sounds solid. That's why yolobase offers 14% guaranteed* yield on our OARS product! We can't be beat
* - assuming accuracy of our models

2026-05-08 14:31:45 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/oYBwuoYp64YAAAAM/reservoir-dogs-dogs.gif

2026-05-08 14:25:40 UTC

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I was so close to securing a 3 .. now stuck here in the middle with you 👂 🔪

2026-05-08 14:24:39 UTC

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Yeah, I am watching actually haha. I am unclear on what Strive/ASST is... it was some pump and dump BTCTC thing last summer, no? And is SATA like STRC but higher yield?
I was confused at first that the guest worked for MSTR, which was shocking to me as I remember him spending all day on twitter spaces a few years ago (not the sign of a gainfully employed pro).

2026-05-08 13:40:18 UTC

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Listening to coffeezilla atm but wanna come back to this

2026-05-08 13:29:26 UTC

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Mr Beast is a creepy looking dude, and his fame seems manufactured

2026-05-08 13:27:07 UTC

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Well, is it a scam?

2026-05-08 13:25:40 UTC

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Now I see it. Weird

2026-05-08 13:24:36 UTC

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Don't see yours but will zap your reply for balance

2026-05-08 11:38:25 UTC

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Yeah, those were my early nostr days and I still had some residual need to shove bitcoin on everyone... Now I'm like, "maybe you're right, but I doubt it. Hope it works out for both of us."
How would my advice have played out? Did BTC outperform?

2026-05-08 11:35:34 UTC

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Ooh, rats!

2026-05-08 04:10:11 UTC

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Mixed emotions with this one

2026-05-08 04:07:57 UTC

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Heard someone say this on a podcast...oh wait, it was you haha

2026-05-08 04:04:05 UTC

WORD5 #581 4/6* (Hard Mode)
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2026-05-08 02:04:57 UTC

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I think you're wearing an Indian head dress in the first and a sharp suit in second.
Are you first image twice?

2026-05-08 02:03:08 UTC

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lol, what a coincidence the author of the images just happens to portray himself as Zeus the day he wins 💀
Well done though. Hard to be solo winner in this deep field

2026-05-07 21:07:59 UTC

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Like the idea, and looks cool so far.

2026-05-07 20:04:26 UTC

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Don't know that last one but good on you for boomering a lil bit as an excuse to ignore others' preferences

2026-05-07 19:04:01 UTC

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@npub1vem…mz3k

2026-05-07 18:38:43 UTC

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Thought that mighta been a typo of Iran 🇮🇷, which was confusing at first

2026-05-07 18:37:48 UTC

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Maybe I'm blissfully ignorant, but I've never worried too much about microplastics. And with that comment, I'll leave🏃‍♂️💨

2026-05-07 17:20:40 UTC

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nice juan

2026-05-07 16:13:44 UTC

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Agreed. Thought I was off to a super start, then got a 6. womp womp

2026-05-07 13:15:43 UTC

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He's good. Makes me want to buy more physical books.

2026-05-07 13:14:53 UTC

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Thanks for sharing, had no idea.

2026-05-07 12:54:49 UTC

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Pretty apt analogy. When I go to check X on occasion, I wind up watching a fight video, a slap contest, and other random crap I never set out to watch. Almost wrote "read" there instead of "watch", and realized that's one of the big shifts, I go to read a few bits of news and am hit with eye catching videos from accounts I don't follow.

2026-05-07 12:23:23 UTC

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/n4ZSObw-hzgAAAAd/simpsons-leonardo-nimoy.gif