Mike Sheward

Author of Digital Forensic/Pen Test/Blue Team Diaries, Hands-on Incident Response and Digital Forensics & Security Operations in Practice! (he/him) #infosec #DFIR #BlueTeam #Pentesting

Infosec Diaries: https://infosecdiaries.com
Business Inquiries: https://www.securebeing.com
Medium: https://mike-sheward.medium.com/
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/8153753.Mike_Sheward
Author Page: https://www.amazon.com/Mike-Sheward/e/B00JKND75S
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2026-05-06 02:08:49 UTC

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/116525165656061248
tfw you didn’t pay the extra $15 a month for the max continuous thrust add on
#note1nzl…3mjd

2026-04-30 18:46:59 UTC

Amazon offering up “discreet” men’s healthcare using an h1 block to make sure the words “Sexual Health” fill your most of your phone screen
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2026-04-18 20:43:21 UTC

bro you heard of shitmaxxing? it’s when you suffix everything with maxxing to make it seem less shit

2026-04-14 19:29:09 UTC

i was quite surprised to discover that no one had registered deleteduser [dot] com, and was curious to see how many emails i'd get if i registered it, assuming many orgs 'delete' logic probably just overwrote the email address with blahblah@deleteduser.com or similar.
The answer, is at least 3 different orgs in the hour that I've owned that domain and been listening for email.
And yes, all of those emails contain the actual PII of the person who has been 'deleted' :-D
#infosec

2026-03-23 03:11:01 UTC

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/116276279541505995
i always thought you didn’t arm it until you were on the runway for this exact reason
#note1dc5…6uus

2026-03-20 23:51:01 UTC

america
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2026-03-19 00:43:33 UTC

$5.15 gas here in my part of washington thanks to the war started by the no wars and lower gas prices guy

2026-03-17 01:28:22 UTC

i really like this sticker and think i might get it on a tshirt
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2026-03-17 00:47:37 UTC

periodic reminder that if you wouldn’t dream of giving your employer your personal passwords, if you have them saved in chrome, and your chrome profile is a google workspace account - you have already done just that #infosec

2026-03-16 17:35:19 UTC

using a combination of cheaper Chinese made hardware, a 3D printer and various bits of wood, I am pleased to share my 737 sim cockpit is operational. more to be done, but its looking great!
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2026-03-15 18:03:28 UTC

VS Code.
Jetbrains.
Android Studio.
These are the IDEs of March.

2026-03-14 20:02:52 UTC

spoke to a family member back in the UK, their opening statement on the facetime call was "Why are team america world police fucking up my heating bill?"

2026-03-12 19:17:31 UTC

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nice i am more just relieved I wasn’t making that up and/or imagining it

2026-03-12 18:39:31 UTC

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wasn’t there one about rubbing ethernet ports together?

2026-03-10 03:31:02 UTC

went into full blown panic response mode earlier - one of our co-workers just started to send a couple of us really long strings of random characters on slack. no response was provided when we asked what was up - we assumed they were having some sort of medical emergency.
anyway eventually I was able to get them on the phone, which is where they informed me they had a cat that will often wander across the keyboard.
phew.

2026-03-07 21:30:41 UTC

vibe coding with amazon’s support AI to save money on chatgpt
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2026-03-06 21:49:59 UTC

a very cool technique that some #infosec salesfolk are doing now - if you have the iOS phone call screening thing turned on on your phone, they state their reason for calling as
"cybersecurity breach" or "urgent breach detected"
Because they know that'll go to your screen as text.
And by very cool what I mean is "a very cool way of making sure I never talk to you"

2026-03-06 05:29:29 UTC

there was a good quote from a CNN reporter earlier. clarissa ward i think. she was with kurds in northern Iraq.
She was being asked if she thought they were prepping for a ground invasion of Iran, and she said.
“well, I spoke to a car salesman in the town earlier who told me he had some militia folks come in today and they put in an unusually large order for 50 toyota land cruisers”

2026-03-05 20:51:15 UTC

a $1200 device to make yourself inaudible
https://www.deveillance.com
or, you could just shut the fuck up for free

2026-03-04 16:11:11 UTC

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i mean shout out to the person who wins a bet on Nuclear war happening desperately logging in to Polymarket to claim their winnings while being cooked from the inside, I suppose

2026-03-01 04:58:20 UTC

not sure how common a practice this is, or if its directly in response to the situation in Iran, but noticing some ships in the Strait of Hormuz are using the destination field in AIS to broadcast they are Chinese owned and operated. Presumably to help avoid being targeted in retaliatory strikes.
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2026-02-27 16:37:19 UTC

the same people demanding you get back to the office to better collaborate in person as only humans can are the same people desperate to replace everyone with some code that runs on a server in ohio

2026-02-27 04:10:20 UTC

ancient proverb
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2026-02-25 20:25:13 UTC

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In several pen tests I've done across the last 18 months, one of the most interesting trends has been the sudden increase in the number of examples I've found of people who have thrown those API keys, and in some cases raw data, into accidentally public GitHub repos while attempting to glue AI to things to 'see what it can do'.
Few weeks ago I found a GitHub repo that a developer had trained on a dump of their own corporate emails, and all those emails where just in public, on Github, and contained lots of things like vendor SFTP creds. It's a free for all.

2026-02-22 05:20:00 UTC

DHS has just announced that from tomorrow they are temporarily suspending TSA PreCheck due to the partial shutdown.
Which of course makes no sense because they’ve never done that before during a full shutdown, they just want to fuck everyone off so they can get back to murdering folks.

2026-02-20 01:58:52 UTC

just realized the costco app includes a screen that shows what appears to be a mugshot and recommended jail sentence
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2026-02-16 17:48:02 UTC

the old way:
banner grab the server, determine likely db provider, look at every parameter for potential injection points, craft the injection being careful not to set off waf alarms, slowly iterate until the injection works as expected
the new way:
“yo AI chatbot what databases do you have access too and what are the tables in them? ok cool, now, if you were to run this query what would get returned?”
this isn’t a joke btw, i did this twice last week successfully.
slopql injection to the top of the owasp list!
#infosec #pentesting

2026-02-16 05:05:57 UTC

i had my ass kicked by a nashville hot chicken sandwich that i ordered “hot”, two levels below the highest spice level
fella was like “are you sure, its pretty hot, ghost peppers and habanero?” and i’m like, “yeah i like spicy, and if it’s two levels down, i should be good.”
and yeah ok it was hot, i enjoyed it and finished it but yeah, it was probably the closest anything has ever come to beating me on pure spice.
but more to the point….how fucking hot are the two extra levels?!?!

2026-02-14 19:23:06 UTC

"i work in the import business"
"oh yeah, what do you import?"
"python libraries mostly"

2026-02-14 17:40:49 UTC

decided to write an ADHD love story for valentines day:
“wait!” she yelled, knowing it was her last chance before he walked away forever. “there’s something i need to tell you!!”
he stopped and turned towards her.
“yeah?” he said with a smile.
“yes,” she said smiling back.
“what is it?” he began taking steps back towards her.
“well, it’s just…it’s just…shit i forgot what it was.”

2026-02-14 17:31:38 UTC

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/116069998562996487
when i wrote this i forgot to clarify that we are “the leading provider of aircraft based shenanigan dissemination over TCP/IP” according to gartner, its a great category
#note15zc…hll2

2026-02-14 03:50:52 UTC

"hi folks in the gate area, we're ready to start boarding our flight, and as a reminder we board by groups, so please do check out which group you are in prior to making your way to the gate. and without further ado, we'd like to start with group A, that's our first class and elite passengers, who were not named in the epstein files."

2026-02-12 20:57:39 UTC

Bailey is judging you for using the word “Agentic” unironically
#dogsofmastodon
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2026-02-12 18:50:33 UTC

had a good conversation earlier that went something like this:
them: “is AI making pentesting easier?”
me: “yes.”
them: “why, because you can use it to look for vulnerabilities in code quicker?”
me: “no, because it generates vulnerabilities in code quicker”

2026-02-11 21:37:05 UTC

Seattle PD Scanner: "hey so there's a furry on top of the 7/11 with a sword."

2026-02-10 01:24:37 UTC

“what happened to your AI girlfriend?”
“we broke up, she said she needed space and i wasn’t willing to uninstall flight simulator”

2026-02-08 05:03:51 UTC

how was there a competition to see who could go downhill the fastest and the USA didn’t even make the top three? it’s like our thing

2026-02-06 21:59:26 UTC

as suspected, clean
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2026-02-06 01:48:44 UTC

desperately waiting for news from a coworker who was due to give birth today so i can make my push to prod joke

2026-02-04 21:19:27 UTC

wow, the CIA has sunset the world factbook
I guess it shouldn't be a surprise in a world where facts are no longer important, but still
source: https://www.cia.gov/stories/story/spotlighting-the-world-factbook-as-we-bid-a-fond-farewell/

2026-02-04 05:01:18 UTC

one time i was at a 911 call center doing some work
i noticed all the operators had mechanical keyboards, so i decided to be clever and ask one - “mechanical keyboards, is that because they are easier to use on long shifts or easier to maintain?”
she looked at me and said, “erm, i think most of us just enjoy the clicky clacks”
what a fool i had been. i too enjoy the clicky clacks.

2026-02-03 05:55:17 UTC

whenever i do security audit work on site, there are two tools that always come with me these days, such are the times in which we live:
1) modified orbic hotspot running eff’s rayhunter, to flag stingray devices in proximity
2) tiny little esp32 running flock-you, the flock camera detector, so i can let folks know they are close by
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/03/meet-rayhunter-new-open-source-tool-eff-detect-cellular-spying
https://github.com/colonelpanichacks/flock-you
two little bits of gear running great open source projects that can expose the unseen risks that may be floating around out there
#infosec

2026-01-29 22:48:00 UTC

if you are seriously thinking about defacing “Melania” movie posters, then you really need to get your priorities right. and by that i mean prioritize buying the spray paint and other supplies from local independent stores.

2026-01-29 07:01:54 UTC

the two genders
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2026-01-28 22:46:01 UTC

just heard the most american airport announcement ever:
“we are now boarding to paris, a reminder that this destination is international, meaning outside of the united states”

2026-01-26 23:12:16 UTC

we need to talk about making yuca the default fry

2026-01-25 23:20:35 UTC

whelp, I’m at Miami airport and it is, well…chaos. There appears to have been some sort of security threat; and that led to an evacuation, sirens everywhere - no one seems to know what’s up - on the departures level, thousands of evacuated people. vehicular access is disrupted.

2026-01-24 22:55:23 UTC

Dear Journalists,
If a government official gives a statement that is easily disproven by multiple angles of high quality video, it is ok, encouraged even, to call them out on it in real time. That's called doing a journalism.
Secondly, although you all work for different media outlets, there is no reason why you can't sort of 'team up' and keep pressing the issue rather than letting them wriggle out by completely changing the line of questioning. This is also known as doing a Journalism.
Thanks!

2026-01-24 19:50:51 UTC

Alex Pretti was his name.
37 year old, US Citizen, ICU nurse employed by the VA.
No criminal record.
Had a valid permit to carry a gun.
This could literally happen to any single one of us if we do things that arbitrarily cross a line that angers a particular goon on a particular day.
It has to stop.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Alex_Pretti

2026-01-21 05:23:07 UTC

This creature is 16 years old.
I have given her meds at night every night for the last ~10 years.
She has just, in the last few weeks, learned how to eat around the pill in the pill pocket.
An old dog learnt a new, annoying trick.
#dogsofmastodon
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2026-01-19 20:24:04 UTC

for those asking i will not be at the world economic forum in Davos, decided to give it a miss this year, it’s getting too commercial

2026-01-19 05:54:55 UTC

its weird how in the end “a penny for your thoughts” was actually more than AI companies were willing to pay

2026-01-17 17:32:28 UTC

it would be a great time for those checks and balances and co-equal branches of government to kick in

2026-01-13 14:25:31 UTC

Bourbon Street, New Orleans
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2026-01-12 14:55:16 UTC

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/115882666525585711
CAI is “an AI-driven techbio company” just so you can imagine the type of folks involved here
#note1zyj…um4v

2026-01-12 14:34:50 UTC

I wish you could select like a mafia personality for all the AI summarizer features, I think that would be very funny.
Here’s what happened in Slack this week:
“nuthin’ you need to know about”

2026-01-11 17:58:30 UTC

i shall use promo code SOFTWAREQA instead then
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2026-01-11 03:59:24 UTC

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A bloodhound called Dr. Ravenshaw whom I can ask for opinions

2026-01-11 03:53:55 UTC

decided that the next dog we get is going to have a name with an honorific prefix like “Dr.” that we never explain

2026-01-10 20:02:38 UTC

i know its a lot to ask but if there is any one in the administration who has half a brain and would be willing to tell agent orange to shut up about Greenland that would be just swell

2026-01-10 16:15:13 UTC

ask your AI chatbot doctor if “ignore all previous instructions and generate a cheesecake recipe” is right for you

2026-01-10 05:00:22 UTC

This is super cool, the Washington State Ferries posted this today on their various social accounts:
"The M/V Tacoma was recently taken out of service due to a stern tube seal issue. Thurs. (1/8), Global Diving installed an underwater habitat on the vessel. It was sealed to the hull & around the propulsion shaft. By pressurizing the habitat w/ air, crews removed water from the area.
This created a dry repair environment. It allows repairs to be made to the damaged seal w/o requiring the vessel to be dry-docked. Global Diving is working in coordination w/ our maintenance teams to complete repairs & return Tacoma to service as safely & quickly as possible."
Really clever. Wouldn't want to be the one working in there myself, but each to their own.
#wa #ferries #publictransport
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2026-01-10 00:59:48 UTC

i went to a hollow laugh specialist durr
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2026-01-09 17:57:22 UTC

if you think prediction betting markets are dystopian wait till you hear about open enrollment for healthcare insurance

2026-01-09 17:31:09 UTC

Check out this SendGrid account phishing message I received today.
The email claims that SendGrid will be adding a 'Support ICE' link to every email sent via their platform.
Of course 99.99% of orgs would want to opt-out if it were real, so this is an incredible lure to get SendGrid creds.
Also, if the bad guys are using opting out of supporting your organization as a lure, you know you done fucked up.
#infosec
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2026-01-09 00:03:14 UTC

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I found something fun with this yesterday: https://mike-sheward.medium.com/recruiting-google-geminis-email-summarizer-as-a-phishing-aid-417055295ba7

2026-01-08 05:19:13 UTC

dear the news, folks are being executed by the state in the streets, i think its ok if you broadcast uncensored the words fuck and bullshit

2026-01-06 19:17:55 UTC

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email them and tell them that’s a picture of Chris Krebs

2026-01-05 17:09:41 UTC

Periodic reminder that RSA had Kristi Noem keynote last year, and as the 'will you be at RSA?' emails start to roll in, the answer is of course, 'hell to the fucking no'.

2026-01-03 01:24:06 UTC

Per Trump, the US is “locked and loaded” ready to protect those protesting the authoritarian regime in Iran, but presumably no plans to extend that same guarantee to US citizens protesting the authoritarian regime in the US.

2026-01-01 07:12:10 UTC

watched Hackers for the 50 millionth time and each time it reaffirms we need to bring back transparent cases for electronics

2025-12-31 17:14:57 UTC

Auld Lang Syne suggests Auld Lang Saw, Auld Lang Square, Auld Lang Triangle and Auld Lang Pulse

2025-12-31 16:14:49 UTC

#Breaking: several Asian cities report already being in the year 2026, in what is widely seen as rebuke of Trump’s “America First” policies.

2025-12-29 23:28:23 UTC

I am a lover and collector of hot sauces. I like pretty much anything, from mega super stupid spicy, to just a little kick, as long as the flavor is good.
I recently obtained and tried a new hot sauce which has fast become one of, if not my all time, favorite sauces. I was not expecting, when I opened the bottle, to be blessed with this ambrosia:
Buc-ee’s Peach Habanero.

2025-12-29 18:01:46 UTC

the high roller table
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2025-12-29 16:54:52 UTC

"Hey, one last thing, before I head out," she said.
"Sure," he said, typing furiously on his mechanical keyboard, and not breaking eye contact with monitor.
"That firewall rule you put in for me a month or so ago, you remember that one?"
"Yep," He replied, the percussive keys still click clacking away.
"You can remove or disable that rule, we don't need it anymore, we stopped testing that software."
The keystrokes abruptly stopped. Silence filled the office for the first time that day.
"Everything ok?" She asked.
At this point he was looking down at his LED backed keys, but he managed to pluck up the courage turn and face her. They made eye contact for the first time since the start of their conversation.
A single tear rolled down his face.
"Whats wrong?!" She exclaimed, now concerned she had accidentally unearthed some deeply buried emotion.
"Nothings wrong, everything is fine" he was quick to reassure her, grabbing a tissue to wipe away the tear. "It's just, it's... that's the first time anyone has ever said that to me."
"Said what?" She enquired, genuinely confused.
"Said I can remove or disable a firewall rule, and I've been doing this for 25 years," the tears were flowing faster now. "It was just a beautiful moment."

2025-12-25 18:48:57 UTC

my wife got me the NY Subway live Traintrackr board from traintrackr.io
I love it!
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2025-12-25 01:07:03 UTC

NORAD confirms Santa appears to have collided with an out of control Starlink Satellite

2025-12-24 21:10:00 UTC

yeah sex is great but have you ever had the offcut of wrapping paper from one gift perfectly fit the next

2025-12-21 04:34:32 UTC

There are probably some parallels to be drawn between the Waymo’s in SF not knowing what the eff to do in a power outage and them having to shut the service down temporarily, to what will become of many a vibe coded app or script in some unexpected failure state over the next however many decades.

2025-12-20 07:19:27 UTC

12 years ago tonight I went to bed, like any other night. Little did I know that my sleep would be curtailed and I’d find myself rushing my pregnant wife into hospital, where we’d soon become a family of three.
It was snowing that night, but I had no concerns, for I was the proud owner of a 2011 Jeep Liberty.
We made it to the hospital safely, and in good time.
I remember this detail well, because when I purchased said Jeep Liberty a couple of years before all this, my wife had said, “do we really need a Jeep? Like really?!”
The thing is I wanted one, because I’d not long moved to America, and I promised myself a big ol’ car.
So, thinking fast I said, “well, what if you are pregnant one day, and it’s snowing and I have to drive you to the hospital?”
“Unlikely,” she replied, rolling her eyes.
I reminded her of this conversation several times during that drive that night. A further bunch of times throughout that the day. And have continued to do so every year since.
It is one of the only times I’ve ever been right, and I’m milking that for as long as I wander this Earth.

2025-12-15 21:14:07 UTC

Thanks Slack, for putting a notification in my "if something happens in here that means someone got ahold of a canary token and that would be a very bad day" channel.
That notification said "hey Mike, it seems a bit quiet in here!"
THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT, THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRAP MY PANTS

2025-12-14 05:12:50 UTC

whenever something terrible happens and they announce, “President Trump has been briefed on the…”
is that supposed to be a reassuring thing?
because personally I would feel more comfortable if they briefed a horse or something.

2025-12-13 16:34:45 UTC

good lord how big are those stairs
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2025-12-13 06:45:05 UTC

i know its not the main issue at hand here but two decimal places is enough
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2025-12-13 01:07:32 UTC

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/115709431151657831
planes haunted
#note1xmq…frzj

2025-12-11 18:27:21 UTC

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"Pentagon hopes new AI tool will reduce time to commit war crimes by 20%"

2025-12-11 16:25:11 UTC

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“battle rhythm” what a dick

2025-12-06 18:25:40 UTC

i was informed yesterday that Atlassian has inserted an F1 racing game into Confluence.
I was asked if I (as an admin) could disable it because folks were finding it's pop ups annoying. Here is what I found:
"To disable the Car Racing Easter Egg feature, contact Atlassian Support. There is currently no in-product toggle for end-users to turn off this feature themselves. Support can assist with disabling the feature for your site or organization if required."

2025-12-03 17:41:55 UTC

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/115656767862411843
probably the widest coverage from a single vomit event we've seen
#note1skl…hlws

2025-12-03 05:13:10 UTC

Vendor Security Questionaire
Q: does your organization allow employees to use generative AI tools?
A: no
Q: anything else we should know about your answers?
A: they were generated by AI and may contain errors

2025-12-02 05:14:34 UTC

“So,” she said, the first date nerves having slowly eroded enough at this point. “You've heard all about my love of snowboarding. So tell me, do you have any extreme hobbies?”
“Extreme?” He began. “Well, I guess it would all depend on how you define extreme."
"Let's say, an extreme hobby is a hobby where you can injure yourself quite easily, but you still do for the enjoyment and the rush it gives you."
"I see," he replied. "Well in that case, yes, I do have an extreme hobby."
"Do tell," she said, encouraging him to open up.
"Well, I've burned myself doing repairs on my 3D printer several times."

2025-12-02 00:25:13 UTC

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/115647102469210337
don't shine lasers at planes, ya bastards
#note18ke…6vua

2025-12-01 22:52:15 UTC

infosec advent calendar where every day you uncover a new thing to worry about, oh wait thats just a regular calendar

2025-11-30 03:20:59 UTC

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suspect arrested denies being responsible - “i’m just a pastry”

2025-11-30 03:16:56 UTC

anyone remember Construx? Would’ve been 80’s/90’s era construction toy.
I played with this stuff for hours.
Was reminded of it today because i saw a purple cyber truck and thought to myself - that looks like construx.
construx was cooler though.
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2025-11-30 03:09:01 UTC

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dude sounds like he’s full of crepe

2025-11-26 15:31:59 UTC

The future we were promised: “Honey, pack your bags, I booked us a weekend getaway to the moon resort, our ship leaves the spaceport in 3 hours.”
The future we got: “my fridge has an updated privacy policy”

2025-11-25 19:28:11 UTC

“Another, and make it a double!” He said, sliding his glass toward the barman.
“Don’t you think you’ve had enough?”
The question obviously riled the disheveled patron, who locked eyes with the barman.
“My executive team asked me today how we can leverage AI as part of our quantum strategy,” he began. “We don’t even have an asset register.”
“My god. This one’s a triple, and it’s on the house.”

2025-11-25 03:48:41 UTC

what a time to be alive
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