SpudHead (unfunny) (cool??) [0528]

hey hi h ello! i am a geek with a c ompletely broken sense of humor. i like music, video games, art, books, and shitpostin g about music, video games, art, and books.

resident softbeing

sufferer of terminal butts disease (this means i am always thinking about them. i do not have prostate cancer)

c ontrary to popular belief i am nOT straight but in fact a bicycle or whatever the h ell it's called. byes eck shoo all

i identify as a s omething. this m ay change. you never know

i will sometimes speak entirely in meme. this is normal and not at all weird in the slightest.

h ornyposting is always a possibility,, stay on yer toes (i wil l cw these, f ear not)

weaknesses: cute girls, cute boys, tickles, cute [people] calling me cute, cute [people] calling me funny, interesting mathematical or sciencey questions, Wikipedia, the surface of the sun, bone-steel weapons, stygian iron, good sci-fi or fantasy books, list-making, irony, the aspect of death, too much electricity, really heavy books, list-making, repetition, my hatred of LLMs, good music, chiptune, cool guitar, twinks, girltwinks, getting punched in the solar plexus, stolen glasses, getting pinned against walls, :(){ :|:& };:, Ba'al the Soul Eater, goths of any sort, artists of any sort, robot girls, kindness, cute [people] with glasses, Soundgarden, and spending too much time on art. i think tha t is all of them. might add more later

robot-person-creature maybe. this is a test. testing. serial designation in name.

certified dumbass goober who says "good heavens" and "perchance" unironically

when i use periods or other real punctuation im usually being earnest and trying to communicate genuinely. there is always the possibility that im doing a bit tho

we lives in a country that elected a citrus-themed clown to lead it. we hates it! [angry_serkis.png]

if you r ead this specific sentence i owe you a hug irl. unless you are mean to me. then you get n othing

Only the true loser has the eyes to see.

https://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/User:Psychoticpotato

single. open to a relationship !!!!


**tESTIMONIALS **

"you have white twink vibes" -@alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
"Psychotic "Poppin' Pussy" Potato" -V like Void Reaver
"Holy shit, he's John Helldiver" -RandomArtist
"gay" -Holly
"you look like if PirateSoftware had a brother" -some dude in the Risk of Rain 2 Discord
"retard" -Burrito
"honorary member of the Generation Three Grittites" -Rob Schrab
more to come...

** QUOTeS (by me)**

"Ties don't change the 67"
"Uwaah~!"
more to come!!! once i find my quote book

Stinkiness: 0!!!!!!!!!
Awesomeness: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000
Gayness: solid 5/10
Posting: 83% shitposts
STR: 12
DEX: 16
CON: 9
INT: 5-17. it varies
WIS: 12
CHA: 11 (in an awkward-charm way)
Pronouns: He/Himb or They/Themb
Age: lost count after the first few centuries. or millennia. whichever one's longer
discord tag: psych0ticpotato
significant other?: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!