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Le Chiffre

Briefly; Eufy has had a lot of problems including "encrypted" streams not really being encrypted (https://www.channelnews.com.au/eufys-chinese-owners-finally-admit-their-security-cameras-were-a-security-risk/) as well as that they are Chinese owned and manufactured.
Ubiquiti is US owned and Taiwanese manufactured; and further I use a complete Ubiquiti networking stack (gateway, switching, wifi) so it was a great fit.

2025-10-20 18:22:40 UTC

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Obviously yes, we are people of culture

2025-10-20 18:20:42 UTC

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- gebrannte Nuss (GNUSS, could pronounce "genus")
- CashYou
- Laser Nut (variation, Nut Laser)

2025-10-20 18:13:19 UTC

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Bitcoin has existed for >5 times as long (17 years) than tulip mania (3 years, 1634-1637). Considering that information travels, and the world changes, much faster now than in 1637, this is like 100x the lifespan. Altogether this suggests that Bitcoin is nothing like the Tulip Mania fad of the 17th c. The end.

2025-10-20 16:09:02 UTC

@nprofile…zx3h I am asking you dad-to-dad to dial down the liberal use of "fuck" in your podcasts so I can listen to you on family road trips in the car. You may also find that such discipline benefits the tender ears in your own home as they grow.

2025-10-20 12:48:09 UTC

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Thanks for helping reveal unspoken predicates and assumptions on my part. To be clear, I already had a self-custody lightning node and have for many years. This can be hosted at home and exposed on clearnet, run on Tor, protected by VPN, Cloudflare tunnel, or other means. LND is easier to find compatible LNURL-pay software. Liquidity costs (for inbound channel) can be pretty low. Alternatively, you can open outbound only (free), spend sats as you would normally, and anything you spend becomes inbound liquidity to your node.
If you can run LND or Core Lightning, you can surely also run the LNURL-pay software, so no extra costs or overhead there.
You will need a domain which runs you $10-$50 / year. I use porkbun.com

2025-10-20 12:38:42 UTC

Being on nostr since 2022 I just sort of set up my lightning address with a Wallet of Satoshi address and forgot about it (to say nothing of my mercurial use of nostr).
So many zaps over the years ... like tears in rain (Bladerunner.jpg).
Anyway I finally got around to self-hosted LNURL pay/Lightning Address/Zap infrastructure and now I need to come up with some banger notes to make up for lost time and lost sats.
AMA about self-hosting a LNURL-pay server + Lightning Address I guess

2025-10-20 12:26:26 UTC

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I use and strongly recommend Ubiquiti as a self-hosted on-prem video doorbell (and more generally, surveillance) system. PoE or WiFi.
https://store.ui.com/us/en/category/cameras-doorbells
https://blossom.primal.net/5769f69a55a1595fe5eed222d399ca9223a1c6c50afb3ed7abf8a310f2657f97.png

2025-08-13 21:16:17 UTC

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That's nonce cents

2025-08-13 21:03:26 UTC

I'm running Bitcoin and Bitcoin is running

2025-08-08 20:07:44 UTC

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<template> even less real

2025-08-06 17:43:16 UTC

Data point: zero #bitchat users discovered in Bermuda so far

2025-08-06 02:17:38 UTC

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Bad news, it will ignore the instructions and you'll find yourself saying exactly what I posted 😭

2025-08-06 02:13:28 UTC

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When evaluating contrast enhancement patterns in hepatic lesions, do you find the wash-in/wash-out phases as more or less reliable than on-chain flow metrics for predicting macro liquidity cycles?

2025-08-06 02:01:05 UTC

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"Why are you ignoring the very clear instructions in CLAUDE.md?"

2025-08-05 22:45:20 UTC

Vacationing in Bermuda, it's stunning. Hit me up if by chance you are also here.
Child me would have been worried about the Bermuda Triangle, turns out that is a pre GPS/Satellite/RADAR phenomenon.

2025-08-05 22:42:59 UTC

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Postgres always. SQLite occasionally. MySQL never.
MongoDb: not even once

2025-08-05 22:40:04 UTC

Using a different nym on every platform is great for privacy and terrible for building social capital

2024-03-24 23:01:51 UTC

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Thanks for your input, much appreciated

2024-03-24 22:44:14 UTC

Does anyone have any idea whether / how you can change the iOS app associated with custom URI scheme? In particular, I'd **really** love to zap with Damus but iOS wants to open the wrong app 😣
Every permutation of google search I try results in Q&A intended for iOS developers 🤬

2024-02-14 01:30:47 UTC

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Interesting stats. I notice that there are some merit badges that are super anachronistic. Others seem so vague as to be useless ("inventing"?). I believe there should be a foreign language merit badge, although the amount of work that implies could be disproportionate to others.

2024-02-06 19:26:06 UTC

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Super risky. I wouldn't do it this time of year.

2024-02-03 15:32:08 UTC

@npub17hu…3xmv's photos are amazing

2024-01-30 13:57:43 UTC

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Deutschland und Nederland haben so viele Bitcoin-nodes, aber so wenig Benutzeren von Freedom-Tech wie nostr. Warum?

2024-01-30 13:31:46 UTC

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Imagine a chain tip that looks like (A, B, C) where C represents the most recent block, and the one in which your transaction was included. Suppose next that a miner who had been working with (A, B) looking for C shortly after finds a different block, C‘. Should/could/will the next miner to find a block D build on C or C prime? If they build on C‘, your tx is no longer included in the longest chain. c, containing your block is an "orphan block". This is a simple version of a "chain reorganization". The 6 block rule of thumb seeks to minimize this probability (that your tx is reorged away)
https://learnmeabitcoin.com/technical/chain-reorganisation

2024-01-30 13:19:25 UTC

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Sneaky engagement post inducing everyone to post all the cool things going on 🤭
BUT! as I've posted elsewhere, I recently returned from a 9-10 month break from nostr and have some first-hand perspective. Overall while the experience _looks_ nicer, it's certainly not _easier_.
Until my grandmother can join and participate fully (incl zapping), it's a plaything for technically-inclined Bitcoiners and if we're lucky, other freedomtech-oriented subcultures.

2024-01-30 04:47:36 UTC

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Further, it's an Alby/LNDHub interaction problem. (Have had LNDHub installed for _years_)
I just spent an hour+ of my life I'll never get back. We have a loooong way to go

2024-01-30 03:57:50 UTC

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AHA. It's a Primal-Alby interaction problem. Alby error (see below) crashes primal. If I enable Alby to run in FF Private mode, Primal no longer loads. Removing it again restores ability to load Primal.
Alby shows the error "Error: e.payment_hash is undefined" when browser URL is `primal.net`. Evidently Primal fails to parse (and then just fails) some WebLN API response?
@nprofile…q7y6

2024-01-30 03:38:38 UTC

I would LOVE to know why Primal doesn't load past the application shell in Firefox (have restarted, cleared cookies, cleared localStorage), but loads fine in private mode and in other browsers.
absolutely maddening @npub16c0…6nvr
(FWIW: javascript bundles that are not in the `<head>` are never fetched over the network)

2024-01-30 03:12:10 UTC

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Prices look great for small-batch honey. You may wish to clarify that the weight given on the "Additional Info" tab is weight net of container.

2024-01-26 17:20:24 UTC

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Thanks for that. I've probably been thinking about this wrongly. In a hyper inflationary env I guess the central bank has competing priorities: high rates need to bring inflation under control, but low rates preferred to allow government to still service its debt. I'm still curious which would prevail in a debt spiral.

2024-01-26 15:30:40 UTC

Does anyone have historical data on what happens to interest rates in hyper inflationary and/or debt spiral scenarios? I assume they are zero to negative? There may be little to no data as to when that happens with a world reserve currency. @npub1a2c…w83a

2024-01-25 04:17:18 UTC

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No lies detected. I'm not bringing hospital germs in for my babies

2024-01-25 01:24:05 UTC

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Bro tell me that isn't Costa Rica? I had no idea.

2024-01-20 17:20:14 UTC

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I haven't noticed such things, but I no longer follow the global feed 🤷🏻‍♂️

2024-01-17 01:56:25 UTC

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I heard him in a Twitter spaces about the ETF just a few days ago. He was as abrasive as always.

2024-01-17 01:45:00 UTC

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Welcome to the Jungle

2024-01-13 22:39:20 UTC

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I grew a mullet summer '23 before a big trip. Patients loved it. Live your truth 🙌🏻

2024-01-13 00:38:53 UTC

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Now that Elixir is gradually phasing in typing (https://elixir-lang.org/blog/2023/09/20/strong-arrows-gradual-typing/) I might finally bite the bullet (unless OCaml gets an actor model and a web framework to compete with Phoenix)

2024-01-11 02:29:45 UTC

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"Wyoming Based" is an amazing double entendre, even if you didn't mean it to be. Great job.

2024-01-11 00:22:47 UTC

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Indeed. I've been away from nostr for 10 months or so and just coming back to a totally different landscape. When I left, strfry was just coming out. I've got to figure out my new stack.

2024-01-11 00:13:41 UTC

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No idea why I tagged Pablo there

2024-01-11 00:12:02 UTC

Primal is amazing when it works, but more than half the times I've tried to use it in Firefox it either won't load at all (JavaScript console shows the wss connection to primal relay failing), or has lots of weird malfunctions. @npub1l2v…ajft #note1rmn…j456

2024-01-10 22:46:54 UTC

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Broken link?

2024-01-10 22:45:37 UTC

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Niche product for managing industry-specific documents that lies between "nice-to-have" and "can't believe how I lived without it". No competitors in the space. Value to customer is time saved and improvement in apparent competence by enhancing professionalism of their external-facing documents. Big difficulty I have is pricing the individual plan (hook them) vs. enterprise group plan (without a sales team, I'd rely on satisfied individual users to kick up to management).

2024-01-10 22:29:43 UTC

I'm kind of screaming into the void here since Nostr still doesn't have good discoverability for non-following, but is anyone an expert at SaaS pricing models? Need help pricing for my startup launch.

2024-01-09 16:05:06 UTC

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back in Idaho in the 70s they didn't cancel school until it was -40

2024-01-09 15:51:45 UTC

Does primal not work with Alby??? It's asking me to input my nsec to login 🤨

2024-01-08 17:30:17 UTC

What's the current standard for private nostr key management on desktop so I don't punch my private key into every new client I want to try?

2023-03-12 22:04:15 UTC

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Sats the standard bro

2023-03-12 20:39:40 UTC

FED ON THE BRINK OF SECOND BAILOUT FOR BANKS

2023-03-12 15:06:43 UTC

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Correct me if I’m misunderstanding, but this is not spammiest per se, but /commonest/, correct? The admixture of innocuous tokens will make it tricky and require more work. What other criteria could we add as a pre filter?

2023-03-12 01:41:38 UTC

Nirvana and Red Hit Chili Peppers are now considered “classic rock” 😭

2023-03-10 18:58:53 UTC

Anyone want to bet on when Credit Suisse goes under?

2023-03-10 18:57:37 UTC

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BRB shorting JP Morgan

2023-03-10 18:51:45 UTC

Highly recommend the merch at https://btcpins.com/ which _no longer accepts fiat payments_, only ₿

2023-03-10 18:48:28 UTC

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Never felt better about bootstrapping my startup from free cash flow than today

2023-03-10 18:47:39 UTC

Inverse Cramer ETF looking very profitable right now

2023-03-10 18:25:20 UTC

Insolvency/receivership of $SVB is a glimpse into a crystal ball. Opt out.

2023-03-10 00:54:26 UTC

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Outreach and hosting of other developer groups is a brilliant strategy

2023-03-08 23:59:31 UTC

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I wish SDR were more popular. Who needs 11 band pass filters when we have commodity microprocessors of immense parallelism and speed?

2023-03-08 20:34:48 UTC

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😮

2023-03-07 12:00:04 UTC

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Gotcha. I am a HUGE fan. The hashicorp stack in general adheres to the Unix philosophy of doing one thing and doing it very well. Nomad is an excellent orchestrator, far easier to learn and deeply than k8s, has features missing from k8s, cannot say enough good things

2023-03-07 11:50:36 UTC

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Don’t understand your question; Nomad is a versatile orchestrator (can replace or augment k8s), and besides regular job types, it can run scheduled jobs too, ie you can schedule a container to run periodically with cron syntax. It has outstanding documentation

2023-03-07 00:06:56 UTC

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Don’t know airflow (yet) but I’ve completely replaced cron with hashicorp Nomad

2023-03-03 00:42:48 UTC

I went ahead and took some Pepcid in advance of my first beefsteak, wish me luck 🫃

2023-02-27 16:59:00 UTC

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Right on! ⛷️ Looking forward to it.

2023-02-25 20:05:21 UTC

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Sour for me 🍺

2023-02-25 19:17:08 UTC

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That’s not what AGI stands for 🙄

2023-02-25 19:14:14 UTC

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This is an important question as we begin to migrate toward personal caching / aggregating relays at home that bootstrap by backfilling, and could be accused of crawling

2023-02-25 18:06:06 UTC

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Sounds like BOLT12.
The unique receipt is just the usual Lightning preimage.They could then exchange the preimage for e.g. a JWT or other bearer token

2023-02-25 17:58:49 UTC

Non-paid relays should be called Freelays

2023-02-25 17:54:46 UTC

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Prusa i3 Mk3S — easy peasy construction and worth the price over cheaper models to have it just work

2023-02-25 15:23:11 UTC

Rust needs pipeline operator |> like OCaml and Elixir

2023-02-25 14:42:19 UTC

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Columnwise overlaps with vertical expand-downward action on mouseover

2023-02-25 14:39:00 UTC

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The Beast has the best meme value. In my granddad’s day it was Schlitz. If I have to drink fiat beer it’s Coors.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/logopedia/images/9/95/Milwaukees_best_1997.png/revision/latest?cb=20201123004051

2023-02-25 14:14:20 UTC

Microsoft Azure and 365 are train wrecks, stay away. In addition to Azure downtime, check out this dad’s horror show: https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2023/my-daughters-school-took-over-my-personal-microsoft-account

2023-02-25 14:05:14 UTC

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Everything about that post is pretty awesome tbh

2023-02-25 13:59:34 UTC

Blockstream Jade is on a roll. I am now a fan. Hope they can pour as much revamp energy into Green Wallet.

2023-02-25 13:49:45 UTC

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🧠Can you set up a LN wallet for your boy so I can zap him 100 sat?

2023-02-25 01:58:31 UTC

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Become ungovernable

2023-02-25 01:46:13 UTC

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Great question. They talked about this briefly on the most recent Chaincode podcast. I think probably the latter.

2023-02-25 01:21:37 UTC

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I can’t think of a way that this could work while maintaining privacy

2023-02-25 01:00:00 UTC

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Lol, I copied the wrong image.
Sorry Ben 😂

2023-02-25 00:59:05 UTC

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Signal meter is pegged
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/46883867705_0ee9ccb26a_c.jpg

2023-02-24 23:33:39 UTC

FYI if you didn't know, the candied garbage you get on top of a fast food milkshake is not a maraschino cherry. THIS is the King of maraschino cherries:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81r+Ikx1TAL._SL1500_.jpg

2023-02-24 23:31:12 UTC

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#[3]

2023-02-24 18:18:22 UTC

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When you switch to RabbitMQ etc. consider dividing up into multiple queues/topics, as each is constrained to a single core. You can really ramp throughout by dividing them up logically. There is also a consistent hashing plugin to auto shard

2023-02-24 18:09:38 UTC

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_Index Nostricus_

2023-02-24 13:34:30 UTC

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Axum 🤌🏻 *chefs kiss*
Haven’t checked out Dioxus recently, is it suitable for production? I looked at Yew and Leptos a while back. Wasn’t convinced they’re mature enough to replace Vue in my commercial project

2023-02-24 13:30:40 UTC

A Keycloak extension for NIP-07 login could be huge for building more complex apps. Unfortunately it requires JVM and I don’t know Java/Scala/Kotlin/Clojure. If I’m fluent in C/C++/Rust but have limited time which of those should I pursue?

2023-02-24 13:23:27 UTC

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👆🏻 simple carbs will do it for me. Poison.

2023-02-22 23:15:06 UTC

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Do you have documentation on how the integration works? Would be interested in rolling my own

2023-02-22 13:03:22 UTC

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Zapped back 1000, keep sharing the love #[21]

2023-02-22 03:40:12 UTC

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Have never set up Cloudflare; is it possible to have it cache query results or does it always hit the origin server for queries which I imagine must be dynamic?

2023-02-22 03:00:12 UTC

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Nice choice; I’ll mix up a cherry Manhattan

2023-02-17 19:56:23 UTC

Holly crap nostr is moving so fast I can’t keep up while working effectively at my real job. Which LN address providers are Zap compatible? (I.e. send receipt back so the zap is counted)?