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2026-04-02 15:04:27 UTC

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She and Mazie Hirono are firmly in the category of “You have to understand, I’m not calling her an idiot because I disagree with her; I’m saying that it’s inexplicable that she has a law degree. As in, it should be investigated how that happened.”

2026-04-01 01:54:12 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/efd9b55c7912d6fe71bfc9af25d42c10a3b555076300d6414730e813f52f3a22.jpg

2026-03-30 01:56:41 UTC

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They hate it even more when you don’t argue about it with them

2026-03-23 16:28:42 UTC

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I’m gonna call Scotland Yard and tell them you posted “rape gangs are not good and we should stop them” unless you send me 6.15

2026-03-23 16:23:15 UTC

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You cowards are afraid to talk about the Tortilla Shadow Government
https://blossom.primal.net/99062fafd0c0c81d89b844b93929a57d644b3e084adac87ced0e8abba2c2d6d6.jpg

2026-03-18 20:33:14 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f658ecdce96cdfca83ad62dc1c00b2c2c42a3592ceb6261ee9e0e6335d570921.jpg

2026-03-18 15:39:04 UTC

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Ironically, Bond sitting in a BMW Z3 for which he dumped his Aston Martin

2026-03-18 15:36:03 UTC

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America is going to remain the globally dominant power by default.
Europe’s leadership in the process of committing suicide. Some European countries will essentially be caliphates within the next 30 years. It is demographically inevitable, unless they do something that they are not willing to do. Western Europe as history has known it will be gone within our lifetime. Hard to believe, but that’s what will happen.
Africa will never not be a disaster. The only way that changes that I can see is if they are more explicitly colonized by China, but I don’t think that’s likely.
We are taking steps to corral China’s ambitions, and hopefully we can ameliorate the effects of losing the Taiwanese supply chain before it’s too late.
The least bad option.

2026-03-18 15:22:55 UTC

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Like asking Greta what the temperature is supposed to be today.

2026-03-18 14:39:46 UTC

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It’s only available on Android?
https://blossom.primal.net/7ffd1bda040d26f6f889161ecc8815d85177f366757d3f93572be904139b1dc1.gif

2026-03-18 14:36:45 UTC

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That divorce lawyer’s name?
Albert Einstein.

2026-03-17 21:04:15 UTC

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Somebody had to say it

2026-03-17 21:01:36 UTC

Listen @nprofile…fg9w , I understand why you wouldn’t wear the purple sequined suit they brought you for the shoot, but you could at least put some shoes on in such illustrious company.
https://blossom.primal.net/68785c1549b839ba9832d3aa3434daa96144871770efd52242b6cf7c32d4db38.jpg

2025-09-14 22:58:14 UTC

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Imagine explaining to aliens that his species is one of the deadliest predators on our world.

2025-09-14 16:25:15 UTC

Regulatory attempts to ban anonymous BTC transactions are not a “reverse Trojan horse”. They didn’t trick us into making this possible. The ball always was and always will be in the regulators’ court as to whether or not they will allow anonymous transactions, and the answer was always going to be “no” once they started paying attention.
The answer will never be to get th to say “yes”; it will be to create something they can’t stop because they can’t even see it.

2025-09-13 20:42:33 UTC

I know everyone’s doing a VeeLog, but I don’t know if video editing is my thing. Some stuff in my head that needs expressing, thinking about…an A-Log?

2025-09-12 17:08:47 UTC

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It’s true. Maybe it’s comforting to think it takes some 4-D masterminded plan to end a precious life, but it takes almost nothing.
And maybe the confirmation bias of blaming everything on your pet cause is tempting, but you eventually sound like Rev Lovejoy saying “Somehow Bart Simpson has managed to sneak his bedroom into my house” in order to make the pieces fit.
Things don’t have to secretly be other things.

2025-09-12 17:04:41 UTC

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A gigantic mistake was made a few years ago letting Antifa, CHAZ, etc do what they wanted, night after night after night. It’s not the only factor, but the immediate reaction should have been to encircle the streets they occupied round up or shoot them if necessary, and say in so many words “You thought you could just do this and nothing would happen? You’re fucking done.”
Not the only factor, like I said, but their version of “You can just do things” grew in that soil.

2025-09-12 16:36:10 UTC

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Also let them know that you are peeing on them, and now they are covered in ghost piss that they can’t wash off.

2025-09-12 16:34:48 UTC

Cross-posting this:
Keep thinking what an incredibly difficult position the father was in. Doing what is right means handing his son over to be executed.
I wonder if the Of Mice And Men option crossed his mind.
I hope for the sake of all of us that there is a higher power which can comfort him.

2025-09-09 03:40:35 UTC

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What are you talking about? That’s where I learned that Josh Mandell was present when bitcoin was coded in 1991. That is some spicy fresh alpha.

2025-08-25 00:29:49 UTC

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Especially if the interaction takes place in your head because they’re already dead.

2025-08-25 00:27:11 UTC

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Going to be interesting to see what they do with the PMC’s who argue Britons should just lay down and die.

2025-08-03 03:03:41 UTC

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It’ll be banned for inciting anti-social behavior soon.

2025-07-31 00:47:55 UTC

FUCK Laura Loomer
https://x.com/dcexaminer/status/1950714742441476528?s=46&t=AP-e_zKYTQFnOZtx2cIfbQ

2025-07-22 16:38:40 UTC

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Haha, literally thought of this when typing that.
Aliens just really like watching Boomer celebrities fuck.

2025-07-22 16:07:54 UTC

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I don’t mean this as a bad thing in South Park’s case, but another huge indicator of the Stuck Culture phenomenon. This is the equivalent of a show from 1968 renewing for another season in the year that SP debuted.

2025-07-22 16:02:14 UTC

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Infinite Attention apps are as damaging to young women’s futures as handing young men a bunch of meth and guns.

2025-07-22 16:00:08 UTC

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It’s pretty obvious that something none of them thought about has come to light, and it terrifies them. Guys who have been preaching the release of the files for years suddenly went “Uhhh on second thought, let’s not do that”. It’s not whatever people’s favorite theory is; it’s something under “none of the above”.

2025-07-18 03:39:55 UTC

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Anarchist meditation session quantum teleported him through the walls.

2025-07-18 01:35:52 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/e5231750a7cb72001768b8ac20af9c16aff77ea96af2d091be7c3e1ad21a84f4.jpg

2025-07-18 01:09:20 UTC

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I told you I was going to start taking credit for it

2025-07-15 03:46:01 UTC

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Years ago, I belonged to a 24 hour gym where the walls were lined with TV’s playing music videos. It seemed to be heavily focused into an oddly young demo for their clientele. I became very familiar, against my will, with the albums of former Disney Channel stars out to prove how serious they were. Have I deadlifted to Aly & AJ? Do I actually know who Aly & AJ are? Was it ever just me, the iron, and Cher Lloyd’s nasally whine at 1AM? I’m not saying it wasn’t.

2025-07-15 03:37:04 UTC

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That guy’s fingers are like “What? You got nothing for us?”

2025-07-14 02:40:42 UTC

Love that open water bitcoin

2025-07-14 01:54:47 UTC

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For lucky best wash, use Mr Sparkle

2025-07-13 21:09:30 UTC

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So you’re saying you hate waffles?

2025-07-13 00:59:43 UTC

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Too late for mine. Fired them last month.

2025-07-10 22:25:45 UTC

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You become the real life version of this guy
https://blossom.primal.net/5da527dc6c27dd931ab6fff26afd09f41fd32de0de37486225c51512189ab70a.gif

2025-07-09 14:05:20 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/26ab012c89363c305bd41e0539622786bdfeb61a84beabe4d7da21dc2edd348a.gif

2025-07-07 03:37:55 UTC

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Next you’re going to tell me that people already lived in the Americas when Columbus arrived.

2025-07-07 02:15:23 UTC

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Oh thank god someone pointed out that he owned slaves. I have never heard about that before. No one EVER mentions that Washington owned slaves in the 1700s when his merits are discussed. Thank you for your service. 🫡

2025-07-07 02:03:17 UTC

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Way worse

2025-07-03 01:38:44 UTC

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Honestly, it’s a funny one. I intend to get a steady amusement yield from this for years.

2025-06-30 15:09:42 UTC

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This didn’t come out as well as I would have liked, but you gotta be amused that it threw the leather jacket in.
https://blossom.primal.net/b1b9878db64772ca87b9d9d12ffbb62914eba41daf496b7fe1fefbe71bc60c75.jpg

2025-06-28 06:01:02 UTC

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You can just say fuck off
https://blossom.primal.net/e11a2a5d6f7640a64cc47ef2d6a62ee81a1ea05d5c97da8786848f89d0fac2cd.jpg

2025-06-26 19:22:52 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/491978fcd0ed0bbdfafe9556b13252941dcfd872363161935d16a63eba2053f2.gif

2025-06-25 20:26:54 UTC

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Song of the summer

2025-06-25 03:32:30 UTC

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What is this “C” thermometer? Communist?

2025-06-17 03:16:51 UTC

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Long. And hard.

2025-06-17 03:16:07 UTC

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It’s a Current Thing world. And now they’re not it.

2025-06-17 02:15:53 UTC

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I’ve yet to hear an argument which makes me think the freak out over Palantir isn’t the next go-round of “If DOGE gets what they want, the government will know our Social Security numbers!”
The Everything Is A Psy-Op crowd gets distracted by shiny objects every bit as badly as the Sheeple.

2025-06-17 02:06:20 UTC

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This will become the most obvious thing ever, in hindsight.

2025-06-13 19:38:29 UTC

I guess this one didn’t go over so big
#note1stj…27tg

2025-06-13 19:37:20 UTC

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Kanye converts to Judaism next week, and Dwayne Johnson announces he’s gay.

2025-06-13 19:35:16 UTC

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Inb4 1BTC=1BTC

2025-06-13 19:34:32 UTC

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Can you ask them what price is?

2025-06-13 19:33:11 UTC

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Ask it what rhymes with “Orange”. It works against robots in every cartoon I saw as a kid.

2025-06-13 17:58:54 UTC

Not all retarded financial decisions are scams
https://image.nostr.build/2a501c7e0fca50b19427bf81370e7d3bf15e3c3c75a9b5436dd2b96630dcd129.jpg

2025-06-13 17:00:41 UTC

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“Ackshyully it depends on the capital gains tax rate in your jurisdiction”

2025-06-13 16:58:06 UTC

@nprofile…r3x5 got dealt an unlucky hand, but we can help her through it. Fix the world.
https://geyser.fund/project/beatcancerwithbecca

2025-06-12 19:57:19 UTC

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I forgive advisors like him back then. It was a reasonable mistake to make. But is he any different today?

2025-06-12 02:39:58 UTC

MST3K for bitcoin content

2025-06-12 02:28:57 UTC

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Ox or Laurelhurst market for dinner. If it’s the latter, grab me a few pounds of blood sausage.

2025-06-12 02:25:55 UTC

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Only if it wants to be

2025-06-11 14:47:48 UTC

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Sucks that they just blocked construction of desalination plants. Oh well.
The funny thing is that if they succeeded, in one generation, it would be the common narrative that they are poor and we are rich because California just doesn’t have a fair share of the good money-making stuff that the rest of America has.
I think it was Margaret Thatcher who said that if the leftists were correct, Japan would be the poorest place in the world, and Africa would be the richest.

2025-06-11 14:25:16 UTC

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In this example, what California’s government is fucking doing is pretending that nothing is happening, and telling us that the Federal government is bringing violence to peaceful protest.
Is that what appears to be happening?

2025-06-11 14:19:07 UTC

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Hope those filters catch more than NFTs

2025-06-11 14:18:09 UTC

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Post hoc ergo propter hoc

2025-06-11 14:09:58 UTC

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This is retarded. Police are letting people do things because that is what the politicians who run California openly want, not because the rioters are secret Federal agents.

2025-06-09 21:10:06 UTC

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If you’re a Bitcoiner, probably nothing you haven’t heard.
#nevent1q…qpaw

2025-06-09 17:56:15 UTC

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Waiting to see how many people lose their minds at his comment about summoning a demon
#nevent1q…qpaw

2025-06-09 17:01:50 UTC

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The easy/cheap access argument sounds reasonable on the surface, but doesn’t really hold up to scrutiny. If you want to be a frequent hard drinker, access is not an issue in most of the world. Nor is the cost, unless you are at the very bottom of the barrel, no pun intended.

2025-06-09 16:57:30 UTC

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I haven’t listened yet. I think it was just released minutes ago.

2025-06-09 16:46:57 UTC

Peterson interviews Saylor
https://overcast.fm/+AA7TtLpOFTc

2025-06-09 16:38:32 UTC

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How you feel about yourself can also heavily impact how you are around others. If you’re feeling strong, confident, worthy of belonging, you can move through various circles with ease. You gain energy from the interactions. If your life is ruled by trouble, insecurity, shame, etc, it’s exhausting to put yourself out there. You can’t wait to go home.

2025-06-09 16:32:19 UTC

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Let me introduce you to my recently fired financial advisor

2025-06-06 01:39:52 UTC

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One can not be so back, if one is not over

2025-06-06 00:46:39 UTC

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In order to get Bitcoin Park, Florida-Georgia line had to break up. The nation will survive.

2025-06-04 20:20:10 UTC

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I was once told by my niece that I was confusing “bird chicken” with what she was eating, which was “food chicken”.

2025-06-04 20:17:16 UTC

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Typos are even worse on NOSTR. Forever, Laura.

2025-06-04 20:11:55 UTC

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Boomer culture completely fetishized youth when they were young. Pop culture from their time was loaded with “We know better because we are young, and everything that was here before us is bad” messages. As they got older, they put a high value on showing that they were still young. In its cringey laughable forms, it’s basically Doctor Evil doing the Macarena (“I’m hip! I’m with it!”). It’s more nefarious effects included the Me Generation era of navel gazing and irresponsibly, where a parent could ditch their family to “find themselves” (ie, party and fuck) and not face public humiliation and ostracism. Most dangerous was the seemingly mundane aversion to committing to maturing on some level, and the desire to be forever cool.
You can not develop wisdom while preoccupied with being considered cool. You can not develop wisdom while making the whole world a stage for your inner child’s issues instead of desiring to become an adult.
All of this is a blanket statement for a generation, but you all know the kind of people I’m talking about.

2025-06-02 19:24:47 UTC

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I’d buy it for sure. Not doing 13BTC per pan though.

2025-06-02 06:02:01 UTC

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I really hope, five years from now, we’re not all saying “Yeah so it turned out he was a reckless guy who couldn’t stop touching hot stoves.”

2025-06-02 05:55:49 UTC

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Like if you agree

2025-05-30 02:44:23 UTC

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First thing I thought of
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_holdout

2025-05-24 23:44:17 UTC

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Challenge not accepted

2025-05-24 23:04:42 UTC

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Depends. Are you gonna chop off my finger for sats?

2025-05-24 23:03:38 UTC

Genie wish: Make fried chicken good for you

2025-05-24 23:03:11 UTC

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This is oddly specific

2025-05-22 01:13:23 UTC

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I don’t know what you call that move Stapp is doing, but I’m going to start doing it.

2025-05-20 23:44:13 UTC

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Julius Caesar and Cleopatra lived much closer to the invention of the iphone than to the construction of the pyramids.

2025-05-20 22:46:43 UTC

No tax on zaps

2025-05-20 17:24:43 UTC

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It’s orange coin, not yellow

2025-05-20 03:40:32 UTC

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Clockwork Orange

2025-05-20 02:23:36 UTC

You should be TENS unit maxxing

2025-05-20 00:32:11 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/7f4f01cb9a805141140564860252428782cf2bff6257c8b4b99e7c0564ef96c2.jpg

2025-05-19 13:51:30 UTC

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No, the tug was not tied up to the ship. It was there to turn the ship when it reached the berth. So far what I’m seeing from people in that business is that it appears the engine got stuck in reverse. South St Seaport is so close to the bridge that they didn’t have time to do anything about it before they went under.

2025-05-18 01:09:25 UTC

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A certain generation of bitcoiners (cough cough) has been hanging out in this zone for a long, long time now (relative to those who came before). We’re doing ok for ourselves, but we haven’t really experienced that point of liftoff where the success of your path becomes undeniable to those around you. On the other hand, perhaps this has allowed us time to grow the wisdom to free ourselves from trying to prove anything once the moment arrives.

2025-05-14 14:06:21 UTC

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Place your bets