DOKTOR G'HUL

I walk with the outcasts, the broken toys, the shadow people, the others. I know J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and the Crypt Keeper. My name is whispered where the good dare not go. I am Doktor G'Hul.

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TheBoonieGhoul@dobbs-town.mostr.pub

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2026-03-27 19:23:37 UTC

My GODDESS DISCORDIA, drawn by Art Adams, Frank Kelly Freas, John Severin, and Wally Wood. I love edit play.
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2026-03-25 20:36:47 UTC

Slow passby of the DISCORDIA...just because.
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2026-03-23 11:41:23 UTC

The GODDESS DISCORDIA leaping into a dimensional portal. Animation isn't bad.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/278/293/249/656/267/original/ba46ef854f5d3cc6.mp4

2026-03-22 00:51:21 UTC

Managed to generate blueprints of the GODDESS DISCORDIA, not perfect, but pretty close.
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2026-03-21 19:03:51 UTC

Even closer to the ideal GODDESS DISCORDIA. The flag is where it should be, not stuck on the front, getting in the way of the main guns.
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2026-03-21 16:01:24 UTC

Getting closer and closer than ever to the idealized GODDESS DISCORDIA. The black and white "Bob" on the bow is essential.
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2026-03-18 23:05:11 UTC

Been a while since this Diaspora, but it's nice to sit back and think about.
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2026-03-09 01:42:38 UTC

Right now, microscopic hookworms wriggle from your phone through fingertip sweat, tunneling into your veins toward your brain. They've reached your eyes—feel the itch? They're dissolving your optic nerves so every loved face melts into squirming white bodies.Your mother’s smile? A thousand tiny mouths chewing out. The queen worm in your skull puppets your skin. Your family’s been slipping eggs in your food for years.You’ll never stop feeling them move.

2026-02-28 22:17:15 UTC

https://youtu.be/mQBRuQAV7ps?si=lT_0lgHCziM03AOQ

2026-02-24 23:36:47 UTC

Zoom in and have a good look at Boris aboard the KARLOFF, laughing and enjoying himself. Why? I'm not saying, and he's not going to tell the likes of you.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/128/223/067/265/305/original/a7cd8deb80bc36f7.mp4

2026-02-22 02:57:14 UTC

I'm bringing back my two favorite magnificent bastards into the BROKEN RETURN reality, Boris and Bela Krayson. Criminals, psychopaths, smugglers, arms dealers, all around dangerous wild cards. Boris is the shotgun to the face, and Bela is the subtle knife in the back. Here, in this reality, these are the only two grainy images EarthGov has of the brothers in action. I mixed Ron and Reggie Kray with Ron and Russ Post, and gave them an ugly cargo starship called the KARLOFF. Now..they're back.
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2026-02-19 20:25:29 UTC

My lovely black Type 50 TARDIS ( Temperature and Refrigeration in Storage ) vvworped into the Lair today. Needs more magnets, and a "Bob".
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2026-01-15 19:07:03 UTC

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@nprofile…pcgp Thanks for the pat on the back. Fnord.

2026-01-15 19:06:22 UTC

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@nprofile…lse5 Agreed.

2026-01-15 04:23:07 UTC

I'm giving another try to get Doktor G'Hul glorious sentient starship, the GODDESS DISCORDIA , right...between ChatGPT and Leonardo, came up with this reasonable first attempt. It got the "Bob" figurehead pretty much right ( but with a beard ), went overboard on the thick body instead of the lean main hull, got the Discordian Hodge/Podge on the wings OK, and went overboard on the Victorian church superstructure at the rear. It's kind of the DISCORDIA, sort of. I think ChatGPT will nail it.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/897/194/269/243/032/original/47bba4b954b3f866.jpg

2025-12-09 17:30:55 UTC

https://youtu.be/fekbi5ENywA?si=giUtzbesH9t7BVx6 ....sing along with Onan, OR KILL ME!

2025-12-03 21:52:39 UTC

HELLO, finally, to the ending of this greeting, which arrives not because the momentum has slowed—no, no, the greeting could go on, possibly forever—but because even greetings must eventually release their grip on reality and float gently into the infinite digital abyss.

2025-12-03 21:51:47 UTC

HELLO to the people, the creatures, the cryptids, the half-remembered dreams wearing trench coats, the household appliances that may or may not be sentient but should probably hear this anyway, and the eldritch forces idly refreshing the feed because eternity gets boring and someone has to bring the theatrics.

2025-12-01 20:35:03 UTC

The real tragedy is that by the time SubGenius hit critical mass (mid-80s), Harlan was already deep in his “I don’t suffer fools and everyone is a fool” phase. He dismissed a lot of the ironic-absurdist counterculture as lightweight compared to his own righteous fury. He never quite grokked that “Bob” wasn’t mocking religion; he was weaponizing the exact same sacred rage Harlan carried in his bloodstream.

2025-12-01 20:34:25 UTC

He probably would’ve claimed he invented the Church in a dream in 1953 and that Dobbs stole it from him telepathically, then sued the Church for emotional damages, then showed up at X-Day wearing a yarmulke made of tinfoil and a T-shirt that read “I AM SLACK AND I MUST SCREAM.”

2025-12-01 20:34:18 UTC

He’d have written a 40-page rant-introduction for Book of the SubGenius that somehow managed to call every single detractor a “pasty-faced conspirator in the Cosmic Mediocre-acy” while praising “Bob’s” pipe as the only honest phallic symbol left in American culture.

2025-11-22 23:48:44 UTC

You want to know how religion really started? How all this shit actually began, before writing, before any organized religion rose like mold on civilization? Guess what? Ergot poisoning in granaries started all this shit. Watch the video, and get your mind blown. https://youtu.be/4NKMRVEefkA?si=CidNJJY3Fcm0OjaT

2025-11-18 19:38:24 UTC

https://youtu.be/ZTCmLcWYgis?si=-TCqTOcvegYyGfz8 ...boil your way through the Comedy God of Canada, RON JAMES, as he hauls off and pounds this 21st Century mad whirlwind.

2025-11-14 22:14:36 UTC

https://youtu.be/WEd6FnWQvDw?si=rO4EyylHm1GcKRK6 ...since offending pinks and other lesser beings, meat tubes and shit producers, I would think that causing these metastasizing tumorous growths to fuck the hell off would be a socially positive act, I offer this information to my fellow Yetis as a sign of good will. Share and Enjoy.

2025-11-11 20:01:44 UTC

Oh, Living Slack Master, save us! Listen to that Sacred Dobbshead and you'll see that the very image of the holy Dobbshead, even in the face of THOUSANDS of False Jesii, protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which is as important to the enlightened Sub as his SICK sense of humor!

2025-11-11 20:01:08 UTC

Remember, EACH of the Lee Harvey Oswalds acted alone! When you EXPECT nothing, you GET nothing, and the Pink Boys BELIEVE what they see on TV! One and all, they know not the joys of the Devival. And they don't have the sacred EXCUSE that Dobbs gives us!

2025-11-11 19:59:32 UTC

The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Pink Boys exist ONLY to rob the Earth of its Slack! They will perish in their BILLIONS on X-Day! They live only to WORK and DIE and STEAL YOUR SLACK! They PERSECUTE us! That which destroys, which EATS our Slack, worse even than humans like the Pinks, sends hordes of Pink Boys and even random Jesii to plague us! It's NEAR, but can be PUSHED BACK by your Clench meetings!

2025-10-22 22:42:46 UTC

Don't let them CALL you by the same name as the willing puppets who are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They know not the joys of the Fake Healing. And they are LOCKED in CAGES and spend their time decorating the BARS!

2025-10-22 22:40:55 UTC

The Conspiracy tools may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the VILE willing puppets make disgusting attempts to BALK us. These Conspiracy tool pawns will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The willing puppets wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY!

2025-10-17 01:44:45 UTC

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@nprofile…zvg3 4. is Mavis from HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA. There's none there that are unknown to me.

2025-10-12 19:18:23 UTC

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@nprofile…hkup Always nice to see someone ripping mail open in this day of post strikes and lack of mail. Such nice images.

2025-04-02 20:31:08 UTC

https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fkows92-5.org%2Fkows...%2Fshow%2Fmaybe-forgotten-forever%2F%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR28FRhFqvOwasXRb9Xys9qL9DMsqAn7vkSlZ3VHbabZc3lrRXvqKwh0Cr4_aem_Sv09NrqgfSBSrnq7IHSQMw&h=AT1sS56U2az6C65EtIvPU_Qf1DbHCOyvZxNzP8K1MzPk7S66Rhri4lLatMinpVNEI2-nhxPcx2HX1tJG49jTyTzXws7-D_s3Pu18AIOv5a180kzcBGvQGSpFKtkaFz3fGy76yp4Ph9Mb5A&__tn__=-UK-R&c[0]=AT3kSs_9zCdiYEcAMLzkmmpyyWz4I7wa2RXvvux-9Od6THf157gBPtW_6vHmRUfKcQton2344aPDlRWfwe9bYjssLL7DWxh6V2_6hvlaaK320Hj38VT72VoAywurghk5-Ji2_60h6859UkHUhMmR5nT8bfxGfBSYLNNmYw8rp5nGjzfp9TvQXdmHRl2q_5VsU4SRxMsrvpW_LomK9aPeh4XkjrJr1gWzcucDyw0676fzOexjBw ...just discovered a John Trubee and the Ugly Janitors of America podcast, so I thought it deserved to be here. Discovered the Ugly Janitors in the holy book, HIGH WEIRDNESS BY MAIL, and have kept an eye out for such as this. Praise "Bob" and the High Weirdness.

2025-02-26 23:37:39 UTC

https://youtu.be/Ur8Ug-QPZoA?si=dalkmqoFteAZ1aAA ...thus it is, and thus it can be.

2025-02-23 12:27:28 UTC

I'm feeling a little better now ( at least I can spell again. That was a weird thing; I guess my brain reacts to grief by losing my ability to write. ), but I still miss Joe. He was the one person in this renter who would stop by to tell me about his family, about his good times, about his pride and his love of a good laugh. A lot of people are going to find themselves with poorer repairs, now that the best car repair man and all around engineer is no longer on call. Rest well, Joe.

2025-02-22 15:48:40 UTC

I just found out, from Joe's sister and her son who came to pick up some of his stuff, and informed me that there will be much more going on...Joe Flint has died. He had two massive heart attacks while he was here, got taken to the hospital, had heart operations...came back to his sister's place to recuperate...and now, last night, he went down for the long count. DOA at the hospital.
The only friend I had in this rental is gone. RIP Joseph Flint. You were a good friend.

2025-02-18 15:52:49 UTC

I don't know anyone here, and I don't know HOW TO KNOW anyone here. I am so disconnected from bipedals that I barely relate to anyone. Is anyone here ?

2024-05-12 06:27:09 UTC

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These pinks can't tell when someone is venting; they think that everything is a personal threat to them, and this time, they went paranoid and called the Thought Police down on me. Of course, once the pink punks talked to me, they saw how foolish the whole thing was, and said so to my face. Once the doctor gave me a clean bill of mental health ( I'm good at acting like a pink. ), the cops took me home, we shook hands, and they fucked off.

2024-05-12 06:22:02 UTC

I vented about my rage against society on FB, and someone living here in the house took it far too seriously, and called the fucking poliezi on my Yeti ass. Three cops showed up, in three vehicles, and questioned me...then took me to the hospital and had a doctor look me over for signs of homicidal/suicidal threat.
Someone here in the house is actually afraid of me.
Anyway, the doc ( after an hour long wait ) dropped by, chatted me up for about ten minutes, then sent me home.

2024-01-11 23:36:12 UTC

I have to admit that it's somewhat amazing that the only two Kim Newman ANNO DRACULA books I don't currently own, the two I need to have a full set, are DRACULA CHA CHA CHA and ANNO DRACULA : DAIKAIJU. I'm sure , therefore , that I will never, ever find affordable copies of either book. It's along the same problem comic book and baseball card collectors have: there's always, ALWAYS , one or two cards that you simply will never find. Those two books are my Holy Grails.

2023-11-07 16:55:33 UTC

I found an underground clone lab where evil scientists for evangelists were making mass clones of Jesus to release and terrify atheists. They were supposed to travel to mass evangelical revivals wearing nuclear bomb vests and cause atomic Rapture.

2023-10-25 12:18:40 UTC

I shitcanned my Twitter quite a while ago. Left behind a lot of porn gifs, some really twisted motherfuckers and a lot of boring gits, and a lot of connections to celebrities , both interesting ones and utterly inane and annoying stupid ones, and found that apart from the porn, I didn't miss it. So, I've X'ed X. Fuck you, Elon.

2023-09-14 15:32:41 UTC

....decent Hunter poster. It even got the golf club right, although I told it to give me " TELL ME ABOUT THE GOLF SHOES.". Someone slipped adrenochrome into the software, I think.
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2023-09-14 15:29:24 UTC

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TEXT, not test. Big thick long fingers, you know how it is.

2023-09-14 15:28:03 UTC

...Slackfully tripped over a new image generator, IDEOGRAM.AI , that ( mostly ) successfully integrates test into generated images without losing the meaning in meaningless gibberish. It did RAW and Hunter S. Thompson with the intended words...but it took a while. It does poster art and psychedelic very well, and photographic realism decently, but still trips over anatomy and fingers. It's worth a look, at least. "Bob" still eludes it.
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2023-08-31 18:56:55 UTC

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@npub1j2y…ggdc https://youtu.be/fWpWrUW_CVI?si=ZihiGUEqXvRJvmSr

2023-08-31 15:46:46 UTC

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@npub1j2y…ggdc There's not much on it, but I'm considering doing more than just AI'ing photos into videos and playing around with my fictional characters.

2023-08-31 15:36:56 UTC

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@npub1nn8…8sed ...well, that's Ruth Gordon, but beyond that, I don't know. I know the actress, but haven't seen any of her movies in years.

2023-08-31 15:20:52 UTC

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@npub1nn8…8sed ...looks like Benny Hill from back in the late fifties. I'd recognize that face anywhere.

2023-08-31 15:08:55 UTC

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@npub1j2y…ggdc https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk3trzlZpnUwRzoYgw5SOZA

2023-08-21 19:42:41 UTC

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@npub1200…aqy2 ...and lo, there shall be an X-Day for the X-Twitlers , and they shall rejoice amongst the rubble.

2023-08-21 19:40:31 UTC

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@npub1ulc…899k ...despite that fact that it is neither floppy NOR a disk. It is goat. That's small comfort, at least.

2023-08-21 19:36:41 UTC

I've been posting all those AI generated videos and shorts on my YouTube page, and while it is absolutely never going to earn me a dime, it has confused some of the viewers who look at one, hear about Black Orchid, Mordecai Macbeth, Crawford Falafel and the Cold Hand, and something called the Dead Soul Society, and comment with a puzzled "wat??". If nothing else, it's done that. Praise Eris, All Hail Discordia. Fnord.

2023-08-21 05:20:24 UTC

https://youtu.be/giBXv0bI-k8

2023-08-21 05:16:19 UTC

https://youtu.be/FQ25LqSBUQs

2023-08-10 02:46:16 UTC

Got pissed off at Garfield the cat, and decided to put him in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre universe, eating Jon Arbuckle after Leatherface chopped him up. Just one of those nights...
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2023-08-09 18:24:27 UTC

...after ten minutes of watching videos of people walking around Walt Disney World going WOOOO , I would happily, even gratefully, walk into the park carrying two briefcase nuclear weapons, walk up to the statue of Disney and Mickey Mouse, and detonate both of the nukes, glassing the entire park and most of Florida in one white hot blast of death and destruction.
Yeah, I'm not in a good mood at the moment.

2023-08-08 01:48:00 UTC

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@npub1d6l…e9qj ruh roh...

2023-08-06 03:17:17 UTC

By "Bob"'s Balls of Steel, I want a house, a home like this. I want to abandon the city and move into a remote creepy house like this RIGHT NOW...
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/110/840/496/106/775/899/original/90a096cc25b56e40.jpg

2023-08-01 14:04:27 UTC

If you only knew what you REALLY think, the awareness of X-Day operates by HOLY instinct. The inner certainty of the SubGenius sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. Yes, it's Eternal Salvation, or TRIPLE your money back!

2023-08-01 14:04:06 UTC

The REAL SubGenius knows that his foes are the MIBS who are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They hear the Divine Jest and respond only with a blank STARE! The black-suited killers have NO hope, while the SubGenius I'm talking about can be saved by "Bob" IF THEY LET HIM. Now ARISE! divinely IMperfect mockery is our DUTY!

2023-08-01 14:01:25 UTC

As a REAL SubGenius you are Blessed! Yes, his newest ShorDurPerSav is yours for the TAKING. The SubGenius I'm talking about - and this is true of ANY REAL SubGenius - is INVISIBLE to the UFOss. The SubGenius I'm talking about is blessedly INSANE and is SEEN at X-Day Practices and HEARD at Head Launchings!

2023-08-01 14:00:58 UTC

You DESERVE Slack! Because the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets, even in the face of THOUSANDS of False Jesii, (even if it remains your Personal Savior for only HOURS) discomBOBulates the foes of the REAL SubGenius! You'd PAY to know what you REALLY think! The Saucer Bastards don't do their unspeakable work themselves.

2023-07-31 02:30:13 UTC

I've been having a rotten day, so decided to just go to some Twitch. Within about ten minutes, they accused me of trauma dumping, which is a word I had never heard before, and all the pain and rejection of being dumped from Doctor Terawatt's group came flooding back...so I said to hell with it. I deleted my Twitch account. I'm in a rotten mood, and this was the equivalent of just taking someone being foul to me out being the chemical shed and unloading a clip into the bastard's head. Enough.

2023-07-20 04:49:51 UTC

https://youtu.be/vCNQZvfZXYU ...delightful child. All hail Nevada.

2023-07-03 23:42:05 UTC

https://youtu.be/sowhi5l4GzE

2023-06-09 16:32:03 UTC

I fear that I'm becoming obsolete,both to friends and to the human race in general. I haven't been in the company of friends or other humans in general for going on a year, and have been feeling rejected and outside of humanity for decades. Being part of this group is slight, but welcome, balm for this pain in my soul. I walk among humans, but feel nothing for them. When I speak to others casually, it's as if I'm speaking to NPCs in a badly programmed game that's been forgotten.

2023-04-07 01:05:16 UTC

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#[0] ...depends on what you fuck them with.

2023-03-25 21:59:46 UTC

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#[0] Nice to know that John Lennon, in an alternate universe, was not killed, and served time aboard Moonbase Alpha before we lost the Moon in 1999.

2023-03-25 08:44:08 UTC

The malicious Group Mind we call Yacatisma sucks NON-mutated loser souls like CANDY and is HOT death and COLD death, it is the enemy of the blessedly INSANE Yeti spawn!

2023-03-25 02:38:05 UTC

Women! You have been given a stunning super power that can save hundreds from suicide, mental illness, and death. Those that live in isolated, lonely single rooms thinking self-loathing and suicidal thoughts can be saved. They need LOVE. They need HUMAN CONTACT. They need SEX. You can help them to feel that they MATTER. Find them. Visit them. Love these poor, loveless creatures. This is in your power. #[0] #[1] #[2] #[3] #[4]

2023-03-23 18:12:34 UTC

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#[0] Still need to get laid, at least once more before this timeline ends.

2023-03-09 02:16:13 UTC

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#[0] Pity I'm in Saint John, NB. I'd be all over that show like red on a fire engine.

2023-03-09 02:13:11 UTC

I wish today had been more an actual day than a thing that just passed by like a sound without a solid source, but today just slipped by, like a leaf down a river. Nothing interesting happened. Nothing of any value passed from anyone to anyone else. It won't be remembered, and it won't matter.