Justin

Amateur boogie boarder & future distopian Warlord from a timeline where heelys are still cool 🏴‍☠️😎🏝️💣

Monero:
8BVyn39bKwNdeybWomCDQhKnEtKAnKJJSi5uRygdRS8V1eRrgoVyEkGZv6wspLLps1R2s6sEL5hxRQBvPM8nMaNt1ZH9q9Y

silent payments:
sp1qqwmn7am34tpg5egtg2fysxgzut8qg4p6xjancctlcrksyc0hwga2wqh8a43j4zh7j772k8mcn8lu4ue7grwu8rgvmdlwd4j9gztzz56jk5s5hlaa

Public Key

npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs9rwa3tcm7skcqmznksdakk63n2hgachk930ws7wqgexknkaaz9yqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsp3hpgf

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx

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Last Notes

2026-04-12 19:12:02 UTC

https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/bf0fcfb0fd9d2e1a6e16577a5616bb44c6769b0e2b885cd382b6daba8eecf3be.png

2026-04-12 03:12:53 UTC

Still waiting for someone to recreate the OG Myspace experience on the nostr.
#nevent1q…u2c6

2026-04-12 03:10:06 UTC

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I didn't know that. Don't actually have a problem with e-signing things.
But that's not what this form was for. They wanted me to delegate other people to "esign" on my behalf.

2026-04-12 03:02:45 UTC

https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/7b079c13b1af53dd8b55f0006c2cead288cf27cb83e510ac6049d6a4103be73f.jpg
#memestr

2026-04-12 03:02:23 UTC

https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/2f954008833673dcbf5374e84f9b547afd06d987bafa22ba9705b3672ae3d760.jpg

2026-04-10 16:28:51 UTC

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What's crazy Is all the other inspectors there signed it and acted like it was no big deal.
Like I'm the crazy one. They tried to explain the paper away like it was just an esign consent form.
But they literally just take it a JPEG of my signature and stamp and copy paste it onto a PDF. Without my review or approval. And generate the report based on information from uncontrolled sources.

2026-04-10 14:11:05 UTC

Started a job on Monday. Quit on Thursday.
After they asked me to authorize them to use my stamp and signature on my behalf.

2026-04-05 22:07:15 UTC

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Free advertising...

2026-04-05 12:50:26 UTC

https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/959b2de0779b6508e41a8d1abc69ee58d00b7180858419f92e05158fd1a2efc3.jpg

2026-04-05 12:05:38 UTC

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"trust me bro"
- walled garden designer
https://media.tenor.com/FYhkUjxvhwoAAAAC/tourdambiance-tda.gif

2026-04-05 02:45:45 UTC

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Why I'm giving up on Bitcoin and holding monero. Even this nostr key I'm speaking on is going to be fucked in 5 years. Quantum computing just moved up from 5 daceades to to 5 years. And we don't have any core devs making it a priority.

2026-04-05 02:30:53 UTC

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https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/f3ee3e0de48666267f32e1379117c0db457270d62ea5da492d8885b62004033a.jpg
Blame wisp. Everything is is fire except I can't zap from a external wallet on my phone. @nprofile…jejf

2026-04-04 21:57:42 UTC

Just made a deal with my son. If he can get a hundred people to watch him play guitar he can smash it and I will buy him a new one....

2026-04-04 13:48:50 UTC

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What good is an pseudo-anonymous identity that I need to rotate with other pseudo-anonymous identities?
Might as well just be using something anonymous.

2026-04-04 13:23:16 UTC

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I have thought about this for a while.
The Illuminati only platforms libertarians That make us look bad. Everyone else goes on a shelf.

2026-04-04 13:18:48 UTC

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#supergay

2026-04-04 04:06:56 UTC

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not in space...
https://www.nasa.gov/blogs/missions/2026/04/02/artemis-ii-flight-update-crew-and-ground-teams-successfully-troubleshoot-orions-toilet/

2026-04-04 04:01:49 UTC

Doing the good work...
https://ccs.getmonero.org/proposals/research-post-quantum-monero.html
What is core doing now that our timeline got bumped up from 5 decades to 5 years?
#nevent1q…xpvq

2026-04-04 03:50:35 UTC

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Then the toilet breaks and non of the astronauts are plumbers...

2026-04-04 03:49:06 UTC

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Pour one out for the homies
https://media.tenor.com/_PZWuoauEOEAAAAC/pour-drink.gif

2026-04-04 03:46:58 UTC

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Meet people in person and trade shiny rocks instead? Could be a good thing...

2026-04-04 03:36:16 UTC

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Closer than we thought last week 👀
At least there's cyphpunks already working on this on monero but nostr being based on Bitcoin cryptography is likely just as at risk.
https://research.google/blog/safeguarding-cryptocurrency-by-disclosing-quantum-vulnerabilities-responsibly/

2026-04-04 03:18:14 UTC

Post quantum nostr keys?
What are we gonna do?
https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/9ff78d0994b33831d136aca3542ccebf14022c0003b98758225ce87b29e2801d.gif
#asknostr

2026-04-01 03:21:41 UTC

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Beast mode

2026-04-01 03:06:19 UTC

Android bro here.
I'm trying to convince an influencer to pour over to here. What is the best Apple app for noster? Is it damas? What is the best way they can get Bitcoin tips?.
It's a pedo Hunter... He belongs here. And I'm pretty sure he'll do well because he's been banned from YouTube and elsewhere...
#asknostr

2026-03-29 14:24:23 UTC

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https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/3042712679fd2be9fdf26d9a80144f75d535d75d4ba72a28ac0e813e201b0912.gif

2026-03-27 21:48:36 UTC

This feels so much more pure than any of the Bitcoin nude(not typo) products I've tried.
https://www.pinode.co.uk/
I really liked running my raspiblitz before they abandond support for the pi 4. (What I happen to have laying around the house) But this is different. " Do one thing really well"
#privacy #xmr # monero

2026-03-25 16:42:55 UTC

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I guess I'll just break out the ol hammer and chizzel

2026-03-25 16:36:20 UTC

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That's a personal question.

2026-03-25 16:32:43 UTC

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https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/43f061c4e5c7f69f21217347c1670759494f338789ebe9471315f07b0b2d137d.jpg

2026-03-25 16:31:33 UTC

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https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/a59492591c5ddfff3cbc4e16075915bf65069214308fa9df63c26e08a903ba1e.png

2026-03-25 03:56:49 UTC

https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/a9f8ad916d77c1af6ca54e131379a401ea7290a00dfefddda9d34db6ae3ede5b.jpg

2026-03-25 03:47:53 UTC

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I will test again in the morning.

2026-03-25 03:39:45 UTC

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You said:
#nevent1q…62jq
Not: "you have the option to back up to relays"
...Semantics I know.
Besides that, what if I say something unpopular and get blocked by the relays? Loosing my dick and fart jokes is different than loosing my keys. Do I need to backup periodically? Some relays purge old notes.
(Still zapping from @amythyst)

2026-03-25 03:05:20 UTC

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https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/7f3095fd85592237e29a4ef7d9c9a3e3f654697630c9362ab7650d3348dcb4c2.mp4
https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/72e029232a80dc483d39284976c1f71e43ab32f1988f74808fc2b6884e9dfbf7.jpg

2026-03-25 00:33:31 UTC

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ok, I created a wallet, deleted and re-installd wisp. how do I get back to my wallet?
https://npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx.blossom.band/9882f3e2e257e8449629749deb3685365213967058847c93d3948ecc53c88416.png

2026-03-24 22:46:22 UTC

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I prefer my seeds hand chiseled in granite then on somebody else's server.

2026-03-24 22:27:05 UTC

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Inquiring minds want to know.

2026-03-24 22:24:04 UTC

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I'm no coder or maths guy but it would be rad If I could recover the wallet with my nostr key.

2026-03-24 22:17:47 UTC

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Zapping from amythist btw🦃

2026-03-24 22:16:32 UTC

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Most nwc wallets are custodial (all the easy ones) I'v already lost a jet ski worth of coins and don't want to track anymore keys.

2026-03-24 22:10:10 UTC

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I'm I dummy. Your the goat. Tried to zap you for responding but no external wallet option? I hope I remember next time I'm on amythist.... 😜

2026-03-24 22:06:46 UTC

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@nprofile…jejf I am wondering when you are going to get around to opening up reactions... ❤️ Alone don't Express how I feel 99% of the time.

2026-03-24 21:58:25 UTC

@nprofile…jejf the social graph feature is 🔥🔥🔥
If you haven't seen wisp yet your lack'n

2026-03-24 13:54:50 UTC

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So being active and getting sunshine is going to cut years on your life? That's Fiat medicine.

2026-03-24 02:45:37 UTC

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Faster than monero. Wich is what I'm stacking. And what I said. Why be dishonest to yourself. Eyes open. Chin up head down and focus on the goal.

2026-03-21 21:06:30 UTC

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Tor is centralized to the extent that exit nodes are limited. The architecture is similar to the lightning network.

2026-03-21 20:49:38 UTC

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I don't think the question is monero vs btc-lightning.
The question is monero vs monero with xmr-lightning

2026-03-21 20:45:27 UTC

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Look at cake wallet. They use breeze sdk for there lightning implementation. It's self custodial and works automatically in a few clicks. The only trade off is that you are locked in to a lsp for liquidity. But you can recover on chain (force close) if they misbehave.

2026-03-21 18:24:49 UTC

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It can get about as centralized as tor.
Very few use case for opening a direct channel to a merchant unless you are building a routing node. You can, but the fees are almost free. When I was playing around with a lightning node a year ago I didn't notice any transactions with more than 3 hops. And the spec actually allows for sub-sat fees that don't get rounded off untill the channel closes.

2026-03-21 16:53:31 UTC

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It's not centralized. i can run my node. i can hold my keys. And I don't need to be on the phone for 4 hours to try to get my my node to block a merchant from making withdrawls. Only to find out that the block only lasted for 15 months and to have them charging my card aigan. (My actual experiencing their credit card company yesterday)
It's not technically P2P (neither is tor). But not exactly easy to censor either. Just need to find another route.
"To be clear, I don't indorse any form of custodial lightning.*

2026-03-21 16:10:00 UTC

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Again, we need to stay honest. Lightning solved instant payments pretty well. I'm picturing a line of people behind me at the cash register and I'm like: "hold on, We got to wait 2 minutes for this next block monero block"...
I'd like to see something like cake wallet but without all the clutter. Just monero, btc-lightning

2026-03-21 05:27:47 UTC

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They didn't give me any details. In fact they didn't even take the time to write. I got a notice from Google saying that they gave the all my data. Due to a supena. (Shortly after samurai went down).

2026-03-21 05:18:06 UTC

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Just wait till you get your letter.

2026-03-21 04:58:03 UTC

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Wait untill you get a letter from the IRS. Staying you are under investigation. Or when strike shuts ur service down. What service are you using and how is it cypherpunk tech if you need them?

2026-03-21 00:35:34 UTC

Honest discussion about the use case of #monero I've been Bitcoin only for A long time But I need my info to be my info. Ecash is no answer. Mixing is no answer. Are Bitcoin core devs working to fix this? Because pay-join only solves one aspect and is not generally accepted. And anything that's run through coin joint is red flagged anyways.
Mining Is easily captured by corporate entities. And state actors buying in is also a red flag for me.
Cypherpunk used to mean something.

2026-03-20 17:37:35 UTC

Homemade East Carolina style barbecue sauce...
https://v.nostr.build/XWzsRlTFPbK00GfP.mp4
#foodstr

2026-03-18 04:11:21 UTC

If your kind 1 note is encrypted or otherwise unreadable I'm reporting it as malware. No fucks given. Use a different or arbitrary kind.

2026-03-18 04:04:09 UTC

Be greater than average.
https://i.nostr.build/mpRt2l5aobUK4a7s.jpg

2026-03-16 22:00:48 UTC

It ain't easy being cheesy.
https://i.nostr.build/67aNvdYtqOenm2JM.jpg
Cheese topped eggs in a basket.
#foodstr

2026-03-16 16:07:57 UTC

Spending a lot of time learning how to make AI do things for me that normally wouldn't take very long to do in the first place.

2026-03-15 02:42:05 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/raQjtbiZr2K7q14n.jpg

2026-03-15 02:41:53 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/XTqCyyReQNrBX6Ub.jpg

2026-03-15 02:41:41 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/m5larbx4F6g2LovH.jpg

2026-03-15 02:41:31 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/vbtUh3drzmUrBpCv.jpg

2026-03-15 02:41:21 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/3ZsVF25cD6wgOh2N.jpg

2026-03-14 23:27:19 UTC

If you want to avoid a fight with your wife, Don't mention that Target is just Walmart with better branding.

2026-03-14 18:24:38 UTC

If I had 70k right now, I still wouldn't buy a whole Bitcoin.
I'd spend at least half of it on an airboat.
A jet ski in your thirties is worth more than a yacht in your '60s.

2026-03-13 14:35:44 UTC

NSFW󠅘󠅤󠅤󠅠󠅣󠄪󠄟󠄟󠅓󠄡󠄞󠅞󠅕󠅧󠅕󠅗󠅗󠅙󠅝󠅑󠅗󠅕󠅣󠄞󠅓󠅟󠅝󠄟󠅠󠅢󠅟󠅔󠅥󠅓󠅤󠅙󠅝󠅑󠅗󠅕󠄟󠅞󠅒󠄡󠄢󠄨󠄠󠄟󠄱󠅉󠄲󠄧󠅃󠄢󠄣󠄠󠄣󠄡󠄧󠄠󠄹󠄣󠅊󠄳󠅅󠄤󠄵󠄞󠅚󠅠󠅗
#sexy

2026-03-13 11:55:27 UTC

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First to get the Bitcoin. then you get the RAM then you get the woman.
https://media.tenor.com/GCjdDuPUgHEAAAAC/ejemplo-tony-montana.gif

2026-03-06 22:40:39 UTC

Do we have any nostriches in Iran or the Middle East?
#asknostr
All I see on the war right now is things I could have gotten from the news...

2026-03-06 22:02:25 UTC

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Only way Bitcoin doesn't work is if s*** really does hit the fan and the comms go down.
If that happens, you don't need gold.
You need ammo to defend yourself.
You need food to eat.
And you need to maintain hygiene.
Try buying a gun with gold without a government to protect you.
Go to Africa and try to buy a gun right now with gold bullion.
If that sounds sketchy, it's because it is.

2026-03-05 04:09:50 UTC

If anyone's ever called you a narcissist, it's because they are a lesser human than you and they're jealous. You are great. And your farts smell like strawberries.

2026-03-04 22:51:56 UTC

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We've been shipping stockpiles of Small arms ammunition to Ukraine and Israel for some time now. Unless by "ammo" you mean tomahawk missiles, I don't think this conflict is going to have an additional effect. Probably the opposite. Production will ramp up and you can likely get surplus on the back end.

2026-03-03 01:14:13 UTC

Th watch rn
#nevent1q…45je

2026-03-03 00:37:43 UTC

" not that I recall"
- Bill Clinton
😂🤣😂
Bill Clinton tries to distance himself from Epstein in videos released from his testimony last week
https://cdn.jwplayer.com/manifests/NIhg4Zai.m3u8

2026-03-02 15:43:42 UTC

If this Bitcoin thing doesn't work out, then you're should have bet on soap, ammo, and tuna cans to barter with instead of stocks.
Bitcoin is "plan A".
Soap and ammo: That's the "hedge" .
"Follow me for more relationship advice."

2026-02-23 01:58:01 UTC

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I want to specifically search my follows. I'm just a dumb welder . But I'm not sure why it's not a client thing? Like when I click on my follows to find a specific person I got to scroll through 1000+ people to find the one douchebag I want to rant at.
Keep up the good work by the way.

2026-02-23 01:35:04 UTC

@nprofile…2lxp
https://i.nostr.build/EZM08TU19adUV2Yr.jpg
I want to search for an npub by name or nip5 that I know I follow.... But using the general search I have to shift through bots and BS.

2026-02-23 01:10:05 UTC

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Your mom is definitely on the table as well.

2026-02-23 01:09:27 UTC

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Except better. Text to speech. No waiting for comments. Just send your thoughts into the void.

2026-02-23 00:13:56 UTC

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Android app. All send. No read. I want to be able to hit a button and say whats on my mind. Let go and bOoM! It posts the note to nostr. No distractions or clutter. Something I can operate while driving. Or fighting the revolution. Or smashing your mom.

2026-02-19 12:35:50 UTC

https://i0.wp.com/educationdojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/batman-slap-trump-stop-giving-money-israel.jpg
#memestr

2026-02-18 01:03:01 UTC

https://i0.wp.com/educationdojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/lesson-proof-epstein-was-russian-asset-israel-meetings-work.jpg
#memestr

2026-02-10 23:29:20 UTC

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Platinum vs gold price charts are definitely pointing to skull dugery.

2026-02-08 03:44:11 UTC

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Bitcoin is a cryptographically monetized psyop.
https://media.tenor.com/0p5CgJJCNlcAAAAC/its-a-good-thing-martha-stewart.gif

2026-02-02 03:47:02 UTC

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Got my eye on this one. . .
Tomahawk® 30 AIR Plasma Cutter with 10 ft (3.0 m) Hand Torch, w/Built-In Compressor https://share.google/GjNGWykZm7U02MZwC
Versatile af. Any more and I'll need acetalene anyway.

2026-02-01 19:57:29 UTC

I still might sell Bitcoin.
But not because I'm scared. I expect my Bitcoin stack to outperform any other asset.
The only exception of being, welding tools and equipment.
Some understand this. And some don't.
Bitcoin is just money.
Nothing more, nothing less.

2025-10-25 13:40:42 UTC

# you do not have autism.
You just ripped gas station salvia out of a mountain dew bottle when you where 15.
And now you are like this.

2025-10-24 02:39:33 UTC

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You are not supposed to say this out loud.

2025-10-21 16:00:48 UTC

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This is the most brilliant troll.

2025-10-21 01:29:41 UTC

Advertise a free ice cream social on your favorite politicians front lawn.
That's it. Don't do anything else. Just watch the news as a bunch of families with disappointed children show up.
Follow me for more #monkeywarfare

2025-10-20 12:53:49 UTC

If your neighbors walk their dog by your house and let their dog poop in your yard then all you have to do is pour some bacon grease on said turds and that same dog will pick them up for you.
Follow me for more monkey warfare.

2025-10-16 17:38:56 UTC

What time is it?
#Asknostr

2025-10-15 14:53:19 UTC

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If Bitcoin and Bank are in the same sentence it has to be a scam.

2025-10-06 11:32:23 UTC

As you go through your day, just remember to relax, have fun, hug your kids, steal a helicopter and go for God mode.
-if this something is a simulation then you might as well run it like gta5.
Gm

2025-10-03 18:56:00 UTC

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This looks like a cyber attack if I ever seen one.

2025-10-02 02:12:45 UTC

Global feed is pumping.
I wouldn't sleep on nostr.

2025-10-01 01:52:10 UTC

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I call bullshit.
You will get more inflation and more debt.
Neither will be reduced.

2025-10-01 01:47:22 UTC

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the idea that nothing is a psyop is the psyop