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2026-06-21 16:47:20 UTC

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Most SUVs, especially modern "crossovers", are rounded marshmallows that are glorified bubble mobiles.
But some actual SUV's absolutley rip. Old school 4runners, pathfinders, santa fes, etc... Those things rip. Rivian R1T makes me drool.
What sedans you looking at? 👀

2026-06-18 04:45:32 UTC

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I'm in my villian phase. Actively telling people the social media I use isn't for them. Then I trail off or don't elaborate.
Also telling people Bitcoin isn't for them either.
😈 "Nah, you should talk to your bank" 😈

2026-06-12 01:54:46 UTC

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Anthropologically CIO makes little sense.
Training should be: bonding with your baby and providing comfort and helping them master the skill of sleep. (Sontjere are lots of things youncan do). CIO alters their brain patterning to remove expectation of parental calming. 🤔
Fiat.
Lower your time preference.
Do a deep dive on it.
Remember, "research" also told us that: low fat was good, meat was bad, grains were good, the school system is good, high taxes are required for roads and the million other things.
Humans have raised babies for eons. We are pre-wired for what to do.
Good luck.

2026-06-06 16:28:28 UTC

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2026-06-06 16:16:38 UTC

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Updated to 1.1.1. Still freezes after 10 seconds of navigating.

2026-06-06 16:02:42 UTC

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GrapheneOS. Doesn't work

2026-06-06 15:57:18 UTC

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Doesn't work on graphene os. Nor does it use a signer anymore. So not really dog.

2026-06-06 02:36:35 UTC

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Singularity.

2026-06-03 04:57:37 UTC

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Just hard to feel like something seemingly so important (freedom) like Nostr and Bitcoin... Are being ignored or dismissed by the people it could help.
😣🫣 Ugh.
Glad divine is getting some love.

2026-05-30 15:29:55 UTC

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Walkman had great branding.

2026-05-21 03:57:39 UTC

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⚡🫡⚡

2026-05-21 00:43:00 UTC

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Laid it down myself. 👌🫡

2026-05-16 16:51:11 UTC

https://phrack.org/issues/72/19#article

2026-05-15 15:48:01 UTC

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We all just disappointed a bit but understand.
A deeper insight is the $ from OpenSats. So connecting the dots and following the $ explains this a bit. Curious what prompted the change.
💭👀👨‍💻

2026-05-15 15:39:40 UTC

Maybe Nostr is TCP/IP and it needs another layer to become ubiquitous.
💭

2026-05-15 15:01:56 UTC

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LOL. 😒 haha. That app has keys stored in a Google Doc.
Very secure.

2026-05-15 14:52:37 UTC

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But an option to remote sign is not what is preventing mass adoption or great UX. Is it?
I agree with your premise but remote signing seems like an important step in the direction of sovereignty and such.
Think on it.
Who are you building Wisp for? Bitcoin Maxi's or Normies currently using Candy Crush and Bluesky?

2026-05-08 03:57:06 UTC

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I'm feeling this lately. Mass culture sucks. Whenever something niche and cool blow up, they get watered down to pander to the lowest common denominator. IE: the Homermobile. See: the internet, music, nickleback (lol), Facebook, etc. Bitcoin is there for people who want it. Same with Nostr.
#nevent1q…39hs

2026-05-08 03:53:01 UTC

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💯

2026-05-08 02:01:12 UTC

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Wut in the dystopic shizz is this
#nevent1q…ymu7

2026-05-05 03:41:43 UTC

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Saylor is promoting Stacks? 😣

2026-05-03 00:22:36 UTC

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A lot of us are feeling this way. Except the risk is palpable or narrative control which then Concensus is downstream of that. Look what's already been accomplished.
#nevent1q…hefq

2026-05-02 01:55:02 UTC

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🫡 sounds good. Wisp is my daily driver.
My loaner car until then is Ditto... Wondering why a Tamigatchi is coded in. But hey why the hell not.

2026-05-02 01:32:10 UTC

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Yes

2026-05-01 15:53:45 UTC

🐛 report.
Wisp keeps freezing. @nprofile…m02t newest version. Citrine signer. App unusable currently. Install/uninstall. Same issue. Phone new and good. 🫡👨‍💻

2026-04-27 02:25:36 UTC

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Green jacket and you're the joker dawg. 🥷

2026-04-25 02:45:41 UTC

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Welcome to Clone Radio. We're like everyone else. What's the saga? I need a saga.

2026-04-25 02:45:05 UTC

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Queens. So good. Songs for the Deaf is ridiculously good.

2026-04-22 02:07:55 UTC

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Friend had one of these little Satan Pads. I was skeptical. But the results speak for themselves.
🥩👀⚡

2026-04-21 06:15:58 UTC

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Representative democracy has failed now.
Time to move on.

2026-04-15 13:43:18 UTC

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Few

2026-04-10 14:22:15 UTC

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Hhaha. I'm telling my kids THIS was the first AGI

2026-04-10 03:11:57 UTC

RUN A NODE.
#nevent1q…p9f9

2026-04-03 02:34:24 UTC

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Every human, running a computer, one network, breathing together.
🫠

2026-03-29 22:59:14 UTC

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Oh fuck off. Hahaha
Did you ever see the original street fighter movie?

2026-03-28 02:01:02 UTC

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I think the Proton ad is good, but misleading. TONNES of apps *specifically* get microphone access despite being apps that wouldn't seem to need to require it. (Photo editing app for example).
So your mic is, 100% being used to harvest you. Let's assume it. In most normal cases.
Yes, behaviour profiling doesn't require much access, and is powerful. And is not widely understood nor cared about, but mic access makes it easier for Random Company XYZ to collect and sell data. Very specific data.

2026-03-28 01:35:38 UTC

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Put some respect on 98 era software 😶‍🌫️

2026-03-26 22:04:07 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/3d47c32ba436b6bb220d9a3abbd6cd9c3b3e150408449bebfc3902581e0261a2.png

2026-03-25 00:09:36 UTC

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I remember something about "jam". Jamspace? Or the like.

2026-03-24 20:14:33 UTC

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Bro, Apex Insider-Trading IG just went into talks with FTX. Could be a good partnership. 🤗
Hahaha

2026-03-24 06:03:37 UTC

What's crazier anon, that Pelosi insider trades the shit out of the Stonk market, or that everyone knows she does and yet she continues about her business? 👀😵‍💫 (thru her husband. FFS.)

2026-03-24 06:01:13 UTC

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Lol. Adding to my list of apparel I want... A faux investment club. "Apex Insider Trading Investment Group" 🥸😉

2026-03-23 18:26:57 UTC

Once more normies bother to figure out why life is becoming so dystopian... Bitcoin's price has to go ballastic. Once people figure out how mathematically elegant and transparent it is... 📈📊🌕🚀

2026-03-22 17:21:00 UTC

Wisp is a ridiculously good Nostr client. 🫠👨‍💻
Social graphs, draft timers, NWC and much more. Wow, I'm impressed.
Nice work @nprofile…jejf - crushing it.

2026-03-22 17:17:02 UTC

T shirts I want: (an essay) 🧐
-A Che Guevara style face and beret, but it's Droian Nakamotos face🙂‍↕️
-A "Tan Tan Noodle or Die" Szechuan bowl of noodles shirt🍲
-DATUM ocean mining🌊
-Mempool one 🔵🟣🔵🔵🔵🟣🟣🔵🟢🔵🟢🔵🔵
-Um, Plain white 👕
-Plain white V neck 👕
-Something to do with lightning network ⚡
K thanks, link in bio for sugar mommas.

2026-03-22 16:12:41 UTC

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Far more of a dystopian waking nightmare than most of us could have predicted a decade ago.
God help us.

2026-03-22 16:07:11 UTC

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👀

2026-03-22 03:28:56 UTC

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👀 boomer, hiking up belt buckle:
"Whadda ya mean it's not in the cloud (motions toward ceiling)? My email is in the cloud...
So by relay, you mean cloud right? "

2026-03-22 03:16:37 UTC

Is Wario just a reverse-flash, bizarro world Mario?
#INeedAnswers #AskNostr

2026-03-22 03:15:15 UTC

I knew Gen Z was cooked when I saw Snapchat blowup and then tried it. (A decade or so ago)
"What is this Fisher Price Banana-Phone UX?!"
#SnapChat #Nope #ImABigBoy

2026-03-22 03:13:12 UTC

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Stop trying to make Nostr not Nostr. Lol

2026-03-22 03:12:06 UTC

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Yeah they are brual. It's like a headache that is ALT+F4 repeatedly but your head is in a vice that's in another vice. 😨😶‍🌫️

2026-03-20 07:28:21 UTC

The Metaverse was just too early. Zuck made a bet. And being too early, as the maxium goes, is the same as being wrong. A decade too early IMO.
https://image.nostr.build/9eac8f92c3e4b326f569e3d16a83bde82ede78d2d238808fd673406d3ea15a47.jpg
We might not call it "the metaverse" though when it arrives. It'll be extensions of our reality in virtual spaces. Sort of an AR (augmented reality). My favourite example is the mall.
If we "Google Mapped" aka took photos of the entire mall then we could send our avatars there to go shopping. Instead of retailers' 2D websites... We will send our avatars shopping, pick up virtual shoes to check out and virtually pay for them.
Imagine instead of "not" being at work, you could send your avatar to the office while you are working at home IRL. Once wearable tech gets better, more seamless, I think this AR capability will have traction. Metaverse will just be 3D representations of the analog world.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/technology/mark-zuckerbergs-metaverse-vr-horizon-worlds.html

2026-03-19 22:25:51 UTC

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I use it semi regularly. It feels like a blend of a few things where it doesn't have a direct comparison. A bit of myspace curation, a bit of nostr, some zapping, some spotify-ish elements and some Youtube-ish elements. Yet, it feels like its trying to be its own thing.
Could use simpler flow and UX. Less is more.

2026-03-19 16:53:07 UTC

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Ohhhh

2026-03-19 16:45:14 UTC

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Fountain FM is both unique and hits a niche use. The design/ UI is a bit confusing, but it feels fresh.

2026-03-16 17:34:02 UTC

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👍

2026-03-16 17:32:57 UTC

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🤔 fair

2026-03-16 17:08:27 UTC

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What are your thoughts on Liquid. 🤔👀

2026-03-16 17:07:58 UTC

mIRC, ICQ, shareware, freeware, Warcraft Tides of Darkness, Doom, Duke Nuke Em, Diablo, Carmegeddon, Napster, Torrents, PirateBay, OverClocking.
🖥️🖱️👨‍💻

2026-03-16 15:45:46 UTC

Welcome to the gulag.
#nevent1q…umwh

2026-03-16 00:06:33 UTC

Someone tell unc to tone it down. He describing MSTR.
https://image.nostr.build/06fada41f5194867a2cbc83c3b3a27599b9361b583385b7ebc0e6fe66c26dc5e.jpg

2026-03-15 21:49:59 UTC

I wrote a joke that needs to exist outloud.
"What do you call it when guys in the military make fun of diarrhea?
.
.
.
GI Jokes.
🫡🤣🎙️
-me, 2026

2026-03-15 21:46:20 UTC

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Irony my guy

2026-03-15 21:45:14 UTC

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OK. So Microatrategy's mission is too... Hoard debt to buy BTC in order for its stock price to move adjacent to BTC, with leverage/multiplier.
OK.
And then to offer a 10% fiay cash yield on another fund.
So it's a leveraged ETF and a 10% yield. 🧐

2026-03-15 21:42:08 UTC

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Yeah dawg. I'm asking what mstr intends to do with their assets and cash and purchasing power.

2026-03-15 21:41:12 UTC

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That's too contrite.
Mstr doesn't *just have money. They have debt. And bitcoin. And outstanding shares... and could issue more shares to raise money.
Money is purchasing power, or leverage and my question is what do they intend to do with that.
Many public companies, at some point, have had a shot tonne of cash and purchasing power.
But without a, pun intended, strategy, end game or management... It can easily blow up.

2026-03-14 20:07:03 UTC

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Haha. OMG. So you *are working for the secret cabal global government.
Fine then.
🤫

2026-03-14 19:53:22 UTC

Be VERY weary of anyone who purports to know "the truth" about too many things.
We've moved beyond 'post truth' to an era where almost everything is becoming a psy op. (Wrapped in a false flag, inside of a quagmire).
Very few of us have the Intel to know what's "real".
Heavy war is being waged on all of our consciousnesses.
Keep your wits about you.
Question everything.
Godspeed.
Happy Saturday.
https://image.nostr.build/b3350715595ebd77dd92028eba07aa087b139109c7336ae6dc950537b7b4af3e.jpg

2026-03-14 19:45:27 UTC

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👀 Congrats man! ✨🚀

2026-03-14 15:30:37 UTC

PI DAY 3.14! 🔢 WHY DOESN'T Pi end? 😵‍💫
Math is so rad. Ask yourself this... Imagine if you take the radius of a circle, and then duplicate it a few times, and bend them around that same circle. You would need... 3.1415926♾️ radius' (radii?) To complete the circle.
Wait what, infinity? Why does infinity factor in?
Pi is the calculation of HOW MANY radii would be needed.
How can the number of radii never end?
WHY DOESN'T THE CIRCLE END?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
It's a cool mystery to contemplate and every math teacher I've asked explains it differently.
https://image.nostr.build/a9aa70294fe93c3942a5ba195dcbb38217fc67f1174af36523f61bf5572e76bc.jpg

2026-03-14 15:14:59 UTC

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Slow your roll big dawg.

2026-03-13 05:17:42 UTC

🫣😵‍💫
#nevent1q…gay0

2026-03-12 14:18:16 UTC

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Decent perspective. Yeah... I get your point. But Google builds stuff. So value is created in exchange of products for cash.
What is mstr's product? Their stock valuation?
That's more of my point.
So, you've hoarded all the bitcoin. OK. Congrats.
Now what?

2026-03-12 14:14:49 UTC

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You're not thinking far enough...
We become machines.
The next evolution of humanity is non organic. It's happening now. Exponential evolution.

2026-03-12 04:50:32 UTC

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😕🫣
#nevent1q…09v6

2026-03-12 04:47:57 UTC

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Haha. Invest in copper?
#nevent1q…346d

2026-03-12 04:44:32 UTC

👀🫣🧐😶‍🌫️
#nevent1q…qxw4

2026-03-12 04:21:41 UTC

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"Pure financial vehicle"
Explain... Lol.
I think it could be impure.

2026-03-12 04:18:20 UTC

WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THE WHITE HOUSE...
https://x.com/TheBTCTherapist/status/2031899714635874478
😵‍💫🫣🥸🤫

2026-03-12 04:09:03 UTC

#asknostr
I don't follow MicroStrategy too closely. So my question is... Has Saylor came out and said what the end goal is for the stack they accumulate?
OK, they're borrowing to buy BTC, and then keep going and going. Fine. To push the stock valuation. Fine again.
And then there's the yield.
Okokok... But what's the point to this?
Is it just horde cash and borrow to horde more?
I mean... Is there an Act 3?
Where does this end up?

2026-03-11 04:15:18 UTC

Worst thing about Bitcoin is Bitcoiners. 👁️‍🗨️
#ChangeMyMind
(They're also the best thing. But also the worst)

2026-03-10 23:00:42 UTC

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Rage bait. Haha

2026-03-08 18:24:19 UTC

We *have* to be living thru a simulation. 🫣😨 https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2029741548791853331

2026-03-08 07:28:48 UTC

"Our customers"... 😒 Plz elaborate dawg. Who is that exactly? @nprofile…nj96
Seems fugazi to me.
Nothing stable or coin about them. 😒
https://www.coindesk.com/business/2026/03/07/bitcoin-purist-jack-dorsey-s-firm-is-reluctantly-giving-in-to-stablecoin-craze

2026-03-07 18:06:05 UTC

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Roger that. Graphene has a bit of a learning curve but once you're there it's... Tenable.

2026-03-07 18:01:58 UTC

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That was rude. I'm reporting you to the Nostr Moderators.

2026-03-07 17:25:34 UTC

IF YOUR BROWSER TABS HAVEN'T HIT THE ♾️ SYMBOL... WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?
thank you for your attention to this matter.
👀🫥👀🫥👀🫥👀🫥👀🫥👀🫥👀🫥👀

2026-03-07 17:06:33 UTC

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Looks comforting NGL

2026-03-07 15:47:41 UTC

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"I used to love doggy chow" classic
https://youtu.be/V6kVZ5B9uV0

2026-03-06 04:40:11 UTC

Just realised why I'm in such a bad mood. I went to the DMV today. After work. Without an appointment.
😵‍💫
And it honestly wasn't even that bad.
But still.
🤬

2026-03-06 04:27:28 UTC

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This: (I'm in a sour mood) https://image.nostr.build/ae37ca7e0d06e3f0357ef171d34cca60e1975e31c25d7b5922ba4053f336ae7b.jpg

2026-03-06 04:20:17 UTC

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I feel that.
Nostr has gotten more complex and difficult to use steadily since 2023. So much edgecase stuff. But the fundamentals haven't even been optimized for the average normie. 😕
Nostr is for anyone, but not everyone.

2026-03-06 03:43:45 UTC

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Hi @nprofile…0aw6, I see you zapped me 21 sats there. Nice. Way to really make that circular economy zoom. ✨⚡
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2026-03-06 03:31:17 UTC

#AskNostr what do you make of sailfishOS? And Jolla phones? Just came across them now. 👀
https://x.com/AndroidAuth/status/2029585948997034153

2026-03-06 02:58:53 UTC

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Just zap me you codfish. Rules are for statists.

2026-03-06 02:30:24 UTC

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Needs to start with: Just sharing that I completed a Leadership Course in Slop. And I was in the top 1% of my course. 🚀✨
Comment SLOP for my top 5 tips for generating quality SLOP.

2026-03-06 01:51:13 UTC

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Lol

2026-03-06 01:48:42 UTC

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More context needed...

2026-03-06 01:45:14 UTC

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🍅 made pizza tonight. Homemade tomato sauce! 🍕