Cpt. Charisma

Niche Internet Micro Celebrity, Genius, Hacker, Cypherpunk wannabe, New Media Pioneer, International Arms Dealer, Clandestine Astronaut, Billionaire, Bitcoiner.

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2026-01-25 18:11:39 UTC

Other horror musicals:
Repo: the Genetic Opera
Cannibal! the Musical
Not a musical but still awesome: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

2026-01-17 21:25:17 UTC

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Marketing Pro-tip:
Tell people what you're selling. Don't expect them to guess or go digging for it.

2026-01-17 21:21:27 UTC

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I actually did it once. The secret was to do it over spring break so you could charge it up for the full 10 episodes.

2026-01-17 21:17:29 UTC

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None. Phones suck as a platform. The few apps I do occasionally use are either open source or free.

2026-01-17 21:10:50 UTC

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Welcome!

2026-01-12 20:54:25 UTC

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So it's a conference?

2026-01-12 07:56:25 UTC

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Nah, the stupid part is what happens when the U.S. government figures out that they can insure that tether never sells treasuries by finding excuses to freeze accounts. That's when that chart turns vertical.

2026-01-12 07:53:15 UTC

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Your eloquent argument and flawless logic have convinced me.

2026-01-12 07:35:45 UTC

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Didn't they also conqueror a country or two during that time?

2026-01-12 07:28:19 UTC

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Up next: Exter's Pyramid.

2025-07-11 23:09:43 UTC

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Israel. Jews are mostly cool.

2025-07-11 00:25:32 UTC

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So if I don't post about the price, then it will fall?

2025-07-11 00:24:39 UTC

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Don't worry, it won't be permanent. News papers won't exist in 10-15 years.

2025-07-11 00:16:10 UTC

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Meanwhile, at the Federal Reserve....
https://youtu.be/Mw-8oEO8bZo?t=26

2025-07-11 00:09:46 UTC

Wow, Polaroid cameras have gotten a lot more complicated since the 90s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0FRuq2qCPk

2025-07-10 22:00:34 UTC

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Cool. Now everyone can finally admit we don't like them.

2025-07-10 21:58:34 UTC

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Don't forget to stack sats!
https://blossom.primal.net/7da584f35774b054eb8f16e6778cc24e9d2bb5dcfa8e7795ba0789a7254d913e.png

2025-06-22 03:36:41 UTC

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Sorry, I had to sell a few BTC because I'm running short on lambos again.

2025-06-22 03:32:49 UTC

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The occasional drop is normal.
https://blossom.primal.net/7da584f35774b054eb8f16e6778cc24e9d2bb5dcfa8e7795ba0789a7254d913e.png

2025-06-22 03:30:26 UTC

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This must be from the same scientists that are predicting global warming.

2025-06-22 03:25:03 UTC

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Microsoft Word does all those things. I wouldn't want to use it, though.

2025-06-22 03:16:32 UTC

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Cool, now all CashApp users are trained to ignore scam warnings. Time to think up some good scams :D

2025-06-22 03:13:23 UTC

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Printscreen. Or use a device that you actually control.

2025-06-22 03:05:00 UTC

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No mellinials or zoomers expect their Social Security check to be able to buy more than a cup of coffee.

2025-06-22 02:45:30 UTC

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The explanation is "buffer underrun" in the log. People were still expected to know a little bit about how their computers worked in the 90s. For everyone vibe coding, that means your computer is too slow.

2025-06-22 02:34:27 UTC

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Is this the Quantum Threat I keep hearing about?

2025-06-22 02:24:20 UTC

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"We bombed some folks."

2025-06-22 02:19:38 UTC

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Yep, thought it was going to be another brilliant commentary on macro economics. Vampires are cool too, I guess.

2025-05-08 18:51:46 UTC

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Won't play. It gives the super useful error: "Spotify can't play this right now."

2025-05-08 18:49:32 UTC

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If Bitcoin get's to $1million, we can just round it down.

2025-05-08 18:47:47 UTC

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They most eye opening part was learning that it was possible to win an Emmy on the local level. We didn't do TV, but people who did could get a local Emmy award then claim to be Emmy award winning actors, directors, etc. Really takes the shine off those statues.

2025-05-08 18:40:49 UTC

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See it? I've participated in it at the local level. I used to be in the advertising industry. We joined an industry group for the sole purpose of winning industry awards we could put in our lobby. It helped us get clients. It was also nice to have our peers in the industry validate our work.

2025-05-07 21:58:35 UTC

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I don't think they will become popular until they are smart enough to get out of the way when I honk and flip them off.

2025-05-07 21:54:19 UTC

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This right here is why he won. Twice.
But it wasn't just other politicians calling people all kinds of things. It was the old media, too. Now Trump is president and podcasts are way more popular than cable/local news.

2025-05-07 21:38:01 UTC

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FTFY: "Paranoid crypto anarchists are the solution."
Saylor already knows this. He's done the math. He just can't say it while he's playing in the tradfi pool. What would happen to him and his company if he came out and said he was trying to destroy the dollar?
He probably also wants to avoid the serious pain that would come from a quick or sudden demonetization of the dollar. Most people just aren't ready, so it makes sense to take things slow. I don't know if the dollar can be the first fiat in history to end in an orderly fashion, but I hope it can. I do know that all fiat ends, and so does Saylor.

2025-05-07 21:10:03 UTC

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It was trauma leave, according to the article. Not sure where you got the counseling part.
Newark airport is in some of the busiest airspace in the country. Being an ATC there is considered one of the most stressful jobs you could have if everything is working perfectly. Most people in first world countries don't experience the kind of extreme stress an equipment outage can cause these people. I think they deserve a couple of days off after a situation like this.

2025-05-07 20:49:28 UTC

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Bloodhound Gang could kick Limp Dicklets asses.

2025-05-07 14:40:36 UTC

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I stand with Gandhi.

2025-05-07 14:33:27 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/bb48e9acb29deba0c062248c409a1cf93b949456cbc0346e9e52a10a52356aec.png

2025-05-06 17:43:33 UTC

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That's because it's just bikeshedding. It has no material impact on network operation or security. It won't even change anything if it goes through. OP_RETURN is more expensive than putting stuff in witness data, so no one will use it.

2025-05-06 17:38:44 UTC

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I remember something about lamas' asses. And how it wasn't as cool as xmms:
https://images.pling.com/img/00/00/05/58/75/1220255/49220-2.jpg

2025-05-05 03:16:09 UTC

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It's about 1oz of lead.

2025-05-04 23:00:31 UTC

Here is a short documentary of how the activist group known as 'The Bloodhound Gang' invented flash mobs before cell phones and Internet access were ubiquitous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
This was also the first meme video. It received 10,000 views in the first month. That doesn't sound like very many until you realize that it took 3 hours to download it over dialup.

2025-05-04 17:03:59 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z9XTeeA43o

2025-05-04 16:58:12 UTC

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False dichotomy is false. Given two stupid choices, do something else.

2025-05-04 16:48:02 UTC

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The AI told them to.

2025-05-04 14:26:40 UTC

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NIce try. Guess what Miracle Whip is made of...

2025-05-04 14:24:23 UTC

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That's not stupid. It's smart. You can sell 100 ivory elephants for the price of one full elephant. Plus, they fit on your bookshelf.

2025-05-04 14:20:16 UTC

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Ah, the good old days. Mice are $10/lb now.

2025-05-04 14:16:54 UTC

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Germans: Biometrics are 100% secure.
Americans:
https://blossom.primal.net/1effd741ab66e7c60812782d8161a87b6345584d9293bdad271206fb32b5435a.png

2025-05-04 14:09:06 UTC

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So most people are willing to contribute 1% of their income to 'support climate action.' What is the current percent? I bet is more than one.

2025-05-04 14:04:23 UTC

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How do you make a call when the signals are off?

2025-05-04 14:02:36 UTC

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I find it strange that people still buy TVs. I haven't owned one in over twenty years. Why would I buy a device with less functionality than a computer that's a pita to use?

2025-05-04 13:59:18 UTC

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The question is: Does Grok believe that it's a factual statement or is it being deliberately deceptive? Or is it just stupid?

2025-05-04 13:52:18 UTC

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Okay, I'll play devil's advocate:
- The Bitcoin logo is the most obvious choice of symbol for *any* currency that starts with a 'B'. In fact, the Thai Baht uses the same symbol.
- The names Satoshi and Nakamoto are extremely common in Japan. This is probably why Satoshi chose them. It's like finding someone from the U.S. named John or Smith.
- Hal Finney can't be Satoshi because Elon Musk is Satoshi.

2025-05-02 17:53:23 UTC

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If I mute someone, it should mute all notifications related to them - especially follow notifications.

2025-05-02 17:41:53 UTC

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It's not strict control. They just want some warning so they have time to freeze your account, arrest you and charge you with tax fraud.

2025-05-02 17:31:46 UTC

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Most of those are not 'observable' without a screen of some kind. The number is much lower on even the best optical telescopes.

2025-04-30 13:50:53 UTC

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Kodak still makes both consumer film and cameras. The cameras are cheap, but the film is still top-notch.
https://blossom.primal.net/8c351800922252353b3682e1b4860f66caa13a1e409f05984808e5a0b27af010.jpg

2025-04-29 16:04:41 UTC

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Where are you if you don't mind me asking?
Don't worry about coming back to the U.S. if you want to. It's still cool as long as you can ignore the politics.

2025-04-29 13:12:14 UTC

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I love it it. Getting paid to play video games all day in my PJs is fantastic!

2025-04-29 13:09:20 UTC

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You seem to want me to listen to this, but I have no idea why I should. What's so entertaining about it?

2025-04-29 13:05:46 UTC

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This is why Europe had that blackout yesterday. They were trying to delete blockchains.

2025-04-29 13:00:07 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/3b66978b6911664f9db19335edb70d700dfecf96380570da4dc7aa07137cb452.gif

2025-04-27 17:00:11 UTC

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@nprofile…zx3h

2025-04-27 16:51:10 UTC

Hey liberals: My 3 year old just announced that he's a T-Rex. I'm looking for a tatoo artist to do full body scales, a plastic surgeon to shorten his arms and a dentist to file his teeth to points. Any recommendations?
Any thoughts on what else we can do? I already shaved his head and started feeding him raw meat.

2025-04-27 14:29:56 UTC

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Adam knows what he's talking about. He might be wrong, but he's not spouting bullshit.

2025-04-27 14:25:36 UTC

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That's just stupid. Most people already don't think. Whether they can is irrelevant.

2025-04-27 14:23:55 UTC

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IDK... I've seen some pretty hot liberals.
On an unrelated note, what's an easy way to spot a trannie?

2025-04-27 14:19:19 UTC

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Googling 'google.com' is totally me before coffee.

2025-04-25 22:03:23 UTC

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Yo, someone order some green candles?
https://blossom.primal.net/b6bc8d9d151c26b1047c00f0b9d235d259081688d042c675852bd1a1e8501a3a.jpg

2025-04-25 21:58:02 UTC

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PBS: Pure Bull Shit

2025-04-25 21:51:28 UTC

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Not at all. Babies need to build muscle quickly as they grow and gain strength. They have to build a lot of muscle to go from not being able to roll over all the way to walking. In that way, they are similar to body builders. I wouldn't give them supplements or make them lift weights, but they do need plenty of protein in their diets.

2025-04-25 14:48:53 UTC

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Not going to be very productive with all that.

2025-04-25 14:33:45 UTC

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They kind of are bodybuilders. They're just starting from zero.

2025-04-25 14:30:38 UTC

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Just accept them all and never show up. If they need a phone number, give them a fake one.

2025-04-25 14:27:22 UTC

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Easy fix. Search "<laptop brand and model> Linux" before buying. You can also buy a laptop that explicitly supports Linux. Dell and Lenovo make them, as well as some smaller companies. You wouldn't buy a laptop without doing research, would you? Just make Linux support a part of that.

2025-04-25 14:21:18 UTC

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I've seen a few people say it's too expensive. It isn't really. Especially if you do brick or concrete instead of stone. You may have to accept some compromises, such as stick framing instead of solid walls or drywall instead of plaster. The interior can be as nice or as plain as you want.
The real problem is no one asks for it. If you buy an existing home or don't ask for something like this, builders don't build it. No even people who can afford a completely new custom home ask for it. They just go for the McMansion #7 value meal. If you want to see nicer buildings, then demand them. You can just build things.

2025-04-22 19:57:30 UTC

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Bad news bro. You don't own any of that. You just own it's entry on a block chain (if you're lucky.) You have literally been sold a bill of goods.

2025-04-22 19:51:18 UTC

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Maybe they don't take you seriously because you're overqualified? Have you applied for anything that fits your qualifications?
There are plenty of plebs around that could probably use some help with accounting and taxes. Have you thought about going into business for yourself?

2025-04-22 19:32:44 UTC

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Yep. It's the worst language ever, except for all the others. :P
Just out of curiosity, what languages do you prefer?

2025-04-22 19:28:11 UTC

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So he was both a consultant and lobbyist for FTX. He claims the government caused the FTX collapse, but it was his job to prevent it in two different roles. He was so bad at his job that the whole thing collapsed.
Hot Take: He should be Federal Reserve Chairman.

2025-04-22 19:21:32 UTC

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Sure it is. It's got my digital signature :)

2025-04-22 19:21:24 UTC

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Sure it is. It's got my digital signature :)

2025-04-22 19:21:12 UTC

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Sure it is. It's got my digital signature :)

2025-04-22 19:20:30 UTC

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The E.U. is going full Legard.

2025-04-22 19:17:32 UTC

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I only have one ID these days:
npub12rc7gcvm4jqk5m8u4asn5t2m2qw5vdw7e640ug0dj97xdcj0dtlst0yztj

2025-04-22 19:13:12 UTC

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Your IT team is underpaid.

2025-04-22 19:11:31 UTC

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Your IT team is underpaid.

2025-04-22 19:11:28 UTC

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Your IT team is underpaid.

2025-04-22 19:09:35 UTC

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Bice?

2025-04-22 18:58:01 UTC

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Remember, this movie came out before the moon landing. You have to pretend that the most advanced technologies you have ever interacted with are a television that gets 6 channels and a land line telephone. You have never seen a computer in person or known anyone who has used one. You know we're going to the moon, but have only seen rockets in photos or 10 second clips on TV. You don't know anything about satellites, space stations or orbital mechanics. The only math and physics you know are the bare minimum necessary to do your job. The music you listen too is either classical, jazz or rock'n'roll.
Then, you see this movie. It has to go slow for you to be able to follow it. Not because you're stupid, but because you have zero experience of any of the things going on in it.

2025-04-22 18:43:34 UTC

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Does it become taxable if you default? That seems like something the IRS would pull. "Oh, you're broke? Here's a giant tax bill."

2025-04-22 18:37:24 UTC

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Neil Stephenson:
- Snow Crash
- Cryptonomicon
- The Diamond Age
- Anathem
- The System of the World

2025-04-22 18:24:40 UTC

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https://i.computer-bild.de/imgs/8/8/2/1/2/4/3/Brad-Pitt-als-Tyler-Durden-1024x576-94a501c18f563223.jpg?impolicy=full_content

2025-04-22 18:24:26 UTC

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https://i.computer-bild.de/imgs/8/8/2/1/2/4/3/Brad-Pitt-als-Tyler-Durden-1024x576-94a501c18f563223.jpg?impolicy=full_content

2025-04-22 18:13:22 UTC

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That's really cool, buy why do I have to do it on my phone?

2025-04-22 18:07:32 UTC

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So you named yourself Zoltan before seeing the movie? Or is that your real name?

2025-04-22 18:01:20 UTC

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If you have the time, many cargo ships will take on passengers for cheap. If you don't mind working, you might be able to get on a crew for a yacht. You could also drive. There are options - you just have to get creative.

2025-04-21 23:29:35 UTC

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Great way to go from steak to burger and eventually soy.