Blowstamp

Somebody poking out their tongue wearing the most elaborate masquerade mask ever.
The matching red collar and tie
are probably an afterthought but
well done you. 8.5 / 10

2024-07-08 13:49:48 UTC

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Two coal miners in disagreement .
The canaries between both seem
unfazed and pretty chirpy .

2024-07-08 03:36:28 UTC

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That is an amazing technicolour dreamcoat and someone needs to put some pants on!

2024-07-05 13:37:42 UTC

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A palace guard about to receive a very rude awakening by uninvited guests on horseback.

2024-07-04 14:52:49 UTC

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It’s a puffy shirt with a tie-dye
twist.
Maybe a rebellious teenage pirate going through a phase.

2024-07-04 03:01:46 UTC

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A dog in a tuxedo bought from
“The Dishevelled Canine”
Boutique
has fallen victim to an exploding cigar gag.
What a classic!

2024-07-03 05:13:17 UTC

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18 wheels from 3 banana buggies
find their target .
RIP Drooper🥺

2024-07-03 05:05:41 UTC

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18 wheels from 3 banana buggies
find their target .
RIP Drooper🥺

2024-07-03 04:44:37 UTC

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A blonde Frank Sinatra wading in the King Kong fountain.
🎼 Three kongs in the fountain 🎶

2024-06-27 06:38:56 UTC

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Guts
You were close👍

2024-05-30 04:30:57 UTC

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A blue teddy bear, wearing green trousers with a black waistcoat.
Looking at the mirror with approval .
“Blue and green should not be seen without a colour in between “

2024-05-23 11:31:59 UTC

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A cloaked sorcerer and his apprentices

2024-05-23 04:45:44 UTC

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A boat , soon to be an artificial reef and diving attraction .
Lucky they had all the safety gear.
Insurance job or unfortunate boating accident ?

2024-05-18 11:42:47 UTC

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Black bears in gnome hats riding turtles on the home straight .
Looks like a bit of interference
so the stewards might be having a close look at this one.

2024-05-17 12:22:39 UTC

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“Strong Predator trophy room vibes .“
- Major Alan “Dutch” Schaefer

2024-05-17 07:55:34 UTC

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The rejected original portrait of
“King Charles in turquoise “

2024-05-16 07:34:03 UTC

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Mandrake The Magician falls for the old UNO Reverse Card Trick.
Rabbit 1 Magician 0

2024-05-15 05:22:40 UTC

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Two blue billed bouncer birds
ejecting a patron who has disgraced himself inside the nightclub.

2024-05-04 12:16:28 UTC

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An inverted , spectacular sword swallowing cyclops with ridiculously large feet
What a circus act !

2024-05-04 03:23:01 UTC

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The sound of a can underfoot
is no more 🥲

2024-05-04 03:01:43 UTC

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Very agreeable , Sir.

2024-05-03 06:00:49 UTC

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A dressed chicken that no one would cook.
Does this smell off to you?

2024-05-03 05:54:05 UTC

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I see Frank.

2024-04-30 11:15:38 UTC

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A gorilla in the “little room”
Some more effort required by the looks of it.

2024-04-29 08:51:33 UTC

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Heraldic shield
Consisting of a blowfly ,
2 concerned sheep and a pair of menacing rabbits

2024-04-21 11:43:47 UTC

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Holstein Friesian Cattle enjoying the festival of colours

2024-04-21 00:57:54 UTC

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Inverted , it’s a portly owl reading a book on the mysteries of the universe .
Sorry ,not sure Hoo wrote it

2024-04-18 13:25:06 UTC

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A hotboxing heifer, who can’t wait 2 days .
It’s “bullshit “ behaviour .

2024-04-18 13:20:59 UTC

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A hotboxing heifer, who can’t wait 2 days .
It’s “bullshit “ behaviour .

2024-04-15 12:59:44 UTC

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Someone in a hoodie and
cowboy boots , hugging
Mr Aloysius Snuffleupagus.
Snuffy is real, you know.
Food !

2024-04-13 04:15:27 UTC

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A duel to the death, in powdered wigs.
Daggers at dawn !

2024-04-11 11:48:36 UTC

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A Mel Gibson production.

2024-04-04 12:27:30 UTC

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Drop bear confirmed!

2024-04-04 11:52:39 UTC

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The drunken fellow startles
the lady of the house , who loses
everything out of the frying pan.
“Five second rule “ applies for the food and marital bliss continues.

2024-04-04 00:36:06 UTC

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Really…not even Choo Choo Bars
or Liquorice Blocks ?
Unfathomable 🤷

2024-04-03 23:07:30 UTC

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Got Plaid 🤦

2024-04-03 22:32:38 UTC

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A bug
having its first and last Tesla
ride .RIP

2024-04-02 03:31:28 UTC

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Teddy bears picnic
Both escorting their sweethearts.
Oh and two decapitated turkeys so
picnic ruined .😯

2024-04-01 02:34:54 UTC

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Ah yes
The technicolour yawn of a child who “Hasn’t eaten too many Easter Eggs “

2024-03-31 04:59:25 UTC

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Clown Pattern Baldness
Yeah Yeah !

2024-03-31 04:46:27 UTC

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An inverted Feline Maestro .
“Hit me with your rhythm stick”

2024-03-28 13:32:51 UTC

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Saint George making life difficult for a dragon .

2024-03-28 07:42:31 UTC

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Swordfish harassing sharks, who are just trying to enjoy
a succulent Chinese meal .

2024-03-27 00:42:26 UTC

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Rowdy Rodent Piper executing a perfect “Flying clothesline” against
Adam “The Alien “ Ant .

2024-03-26 05:13:40 UTC

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A furious Tweety Bird
throwing his banned boxing gloves off .
The two headed Yoshi seems pleased with himself .

2024-03-23 19:36:33 UTC

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Duly Noted

2024-03-23 19:30:34 UTC

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Done

2024-03-23 01:21:00 UTC

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A turkey onboard the KFC ghost train

2024-03-22 02:13:43 UTC

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Two Eskimo’s riding camels back to back
Giddy up

2024-03-21 08:41:27 UTC

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Birds and more birds 😱
Real Alfred Hitchcock stuff !

2024-03-20 04:07:57 UTC

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Shhh ..Donatello No One

2024-03-20 02:05:13 UTC

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TMNT’s having a sneaky pash .

2024-03-17 23:20:59 UTC

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Two women gazing at a star

2024-03-15 03:00:30 UTC

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Thanks very much

2024-03-15 02:42:06 UTC

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A bearded dude at a metal concert wearing crocs

2024-03-11 08:31:57 UTC

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Four blind drunk mice dancing on the bar!

2024-03-08 22:09:13 UTC

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Gm
A bird with “roid rage”😂

2024-03-03 01:23:58 UTC

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A Womble in a cool hat

2024-02-29 23:56:39 UTC

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Two smoke monsters

2024-02-15 12:17:05 UTC

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Gm
A black bear

2024-01-11 03:07:26 UTC

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Great show mate .

2024-01-11 03:02:46 UTC

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Great show mate

2024-01-01 01:59:16 UTC

New years resolution
I will try not to yell at clouds as much.

2023-12-31 19:49:40 UTC

Happy new year

2023-10-10 08:48:32 UTC

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Dutch pancakes with syrup and mixed berries ❤️

2023-10-05 12:16:54 UTC

Market price was $0.003 so
333 bitcoins .
Price didn’t change until
5th May .
If anyone is interested
I got raw data from a snapshot on wayback machine archive.org
#Bitcoin #bitcoin

2023-10-04 09:04:16 UTC

It’s the 25th of April 2010
and you decide to buy $1 USD
worth of bitcoins through an exchange .
How many did you get?
I’ll post an answer later.
#asknostr #quiz #Bitcoin #bitcoin

2023-09-26 06:19:12 UTC

Today is a good day !

2023-09-25 08:21:35 UTC

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2023-09-11 09:58:52 UTC

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30 odd years ago
After a really long day
I placed the card
on top of the paper by mistake
And gave it my all !
and shattered the poor blokes card right in front of him.
The look on both our faces🤣

2023-09-02 15:33:59 UTC

Happy Father’s Day
Aussie and New Zealand Dads