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2026-04-19 04:28:09 UTC

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This sounds way more upbeat than the sticking stuff up your ass thread i was in.
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2026-04-19 04:12:00 UTC

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I saw a dude try to swallow a tom and jerry dvd once. ERs are crazy places at times.

2026-04-04 18:23:53 UTC

I started drawing some bullshit then got distracted so I'll just post some older bullshit and call it a day
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2026-04-02 17:20:18 UTC

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2026-03-29 03:00:13 UTC

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Print it and hang it it the crawl space behind your shower wall (yes you have one)

2026-03-29 02:43:04 UTC

Feels like I haven't done any arty shit in forever so I sketched this out as fast as I could (minus a piss and smoke break) for you beautiful ingrates.
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2026-03-27 08:49:31 UTC

I've spent the last hour trying to set one of you on fire with my mind.
If it worked can you please post your screams?
Thank you.

2026-03-26 15:12:13 UTC

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my DMs are just Cumwipe saying lol, Dreamer trying to get me to send dick pix, you sending weird .rar files, and old Pixie messages.

2026-03-26 15:08:54 UTC

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We never even got to see his tits. :sadkot:

2026-03-26 15:05:51 UTC

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It was the yogurt pot what done him

2026-03-26 03:02:05 UTC

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2026-03-26 02:04:05 UTC

Someone tell frank to go fuck himself.
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2026-03-26 01:37:45 UTC

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Whatta you some sort of expert? nm

2026-03-26 01:22:02 UTC

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I'm painting minis so probably going to cut myself with an exacto knife or stab a brush handle in my eye. :ablobrave:

2026-03-26 01:04:35 UTC

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Cool. I'm certainly not going to make that anyone elses problem.

2026-03-26 00:41:51 UTC

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I'm fuckin plowed. Need coffee

2026-03-25 22:16:14 UTC

My wife poured raspberry vitaice in my old fashioned when i wasn't looking.
Good lort it's not good

2026-03-09 04:02:56 UTC

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Was it this song?
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2026-03-09 02:53:43 UTC

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2026-02-25 12:25:11 UTC

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I got a hand cramp just looking at it

2026-02-20 00:23:20 UTC

Hear me out. Anal lasers

2026-02-19 16:46:59 UTC

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I've been decompressing because life gives me the bends

2026-02-19 16:43:52 UTC

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foie gras her ass

2026-02-19 16:42:08 UTC

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And she's a vore

2026-02-19 16:37:21 UTC

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You should get some broccoli instead frfr

2026-02-19 16:34:17 UTC

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What kind

2026-02-19 15:36:39 UTC

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Sure. Hey, you wanna come over and play with model trains?

2026-02-19 15:00:40 UTC

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I've been pondering my crystal. It's very captivating. Or something
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2026-02-14 05:50:32 UTC

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2026-02-13 06:16:59 UTC

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I wish i could make one flipping post without a typo. Anyway. Send pizza

2026-02-13 06:15:30 UTC

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Yes bit only if it's pepperoni and mushroom

2026-02-13 06:13:14 UTC

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2026-02-13 05:06:12 UTC

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No. But I'm not allowed outside the jar no more

2026-02-13 05:04:48 UTC

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No problem Egyptian bird head fren

2026-02-13 03:39:41 UTC

If i haven't told you all lately, frank loves you. Well everyone except that one person.
You know who you are.
Ass-wipe.
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2026-02-09 04:57:18 UTC

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Touche

2026-02-09 04:55:25 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/live/XCpiRlKOewo?si=m4JTFP3VQP54YI4q

2026-02-09 04:48:10 UTC

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2026-02-08 19:37:36 UTC

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You should be funded by Goodwill

2026-02-08 19:30:48 UTC

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I find them in the pants pockets of dirty jeans at Goodwill, mostly

2026-02-08 09:37:55 UTC

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What the what? I missed it. 😶‍🌫️
Was it cool?
Was there ice cream or popcorn?
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2026-01-28 20:41:59 UTC

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sure its 988

2026-01-28 11:53:20 UTC

Time for uncle franks story time. I'm probably going to get in trouble at work. My relief came in and after like two minutes of pointless chit chat she asked if i move some stupid chemical tote. I said no i was to busy play catch-up because day shift did nothing all day and i wasn't going to take the forklift down the hill when it was -10 and pitch black outside. She said "well I use the forklift that down there." I told her "that lift is not intended to be used outside as it only has cushion wheels and isn't safe to drive off road" of course she balked at this so i just told her "well you do you." She had the gall to look side eye at me and say "why can't you just do your job?"
I replied with "fuck off you cunt." And started to leave at which point she said "well I'm telling the boss about this" i told her tell "him whatever you fucking want."
She the only woman that works there and causes 99 percent of the drama.
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2026-01-25 19:30:46 UTC

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It's okay. You will always be a ghoul as far as I'm concerned.

2026-01-25 08:51:00 UTC

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The gall of these daywalking scum

2026-01-25 08:44:15 UTC

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Say it again naw!
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2026-01-25 08:38:50 UTC

WAR! Good God, y'all What is it good for...
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2026-01-22 20:26:51 UTC

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chîd

2026-01-22 20:12:40 UTC

@nprofile…gur5 I don't know why but I imagine this would be your dad style.
Don't have kids.
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2026-01-21 03:30:25 UTC

The world is three seconds to midnight and yet of all the wacky shit going on this is still the thing that i find the most wtf.
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2026-01-21 01:42:44 UTC

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2026-01-19 01:20:38 UTC

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2026-01-14 03:19:32 UTC

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2026-01-12 04:21:44 UTC

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2026-01-09 23:39:42 UTC

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2026-01-08 12:37:00 UTC

You do know, Ai is going to kill us all
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2026-01-03 00:07:34 UTC

So far 2026 seems a while lot like 2025.
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2025-12-23 01:00:28 UTC

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Basset hounds are short but long so I wouldn't call them small.

2025-12-23 00:59:15 UTC

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2025-12-17 02:35:12 UTC

Everyone please wish Wetwipe a happy birthday (?). He's had a very hard year and could use your dopamine.
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2025-12-10 09:48:33 UTC

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2025-12-10 07:55:28 UTC

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Oh shit oh fuck. Also congrats and other ass kissing phrases to you.

2025-12-10 07:44:43 UTC

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@nprofile…tvmz I'm on break
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2025-11-21 00:02:09 UTC

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Because of the frenchness.

2025-11-20 23:57:29 UTC

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Fries and goldfish crackers with cigarette ashes

2025-11-20 23:50:07 UTC

My bosses bought us an early Thanksgiving dinner tonight because we are off on Thanksgiving Day. Pretty nice of them and shit.
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2025-11-19 00:47:57 UTC

"The files are a hoax, but we can't release them unredacted because they are also full of national security shit also trump was an informant for the files that are a hoax because of Russian collusion and he never even met Epstein and why didn't Biden something something Democrat shut down and stimulus checks."
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2025-11-16 06:58:30 UTC

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Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer. Suffer.

2025-11-16 06:36:56 UTC

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We have obscure and archain math for that.
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2025-11-16 06:28:22 UTC

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Forever?
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2025-11-05 22:46:15 UTC

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2025-11-01 02:30:08 UTC

Tomorrow, most of you will go back to your usual, unspooky, selves, but don't worry. Franks weird and creepy all year long. :harold:
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2025-10-31 00:51:07 UTC

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2025-10-20 02:07:41 UTC

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2025-10-16 06:36:59 UTC

Just wait folks. They're gonna make out
#nevent1q…k4qs

2025-10-16 05:57:00 UTC

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2025-10-11 08:40:30 UTC

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Can I borrow 12 bucks?

2025-10-11 05:42:37 UTC

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I'm technically, philosophically and morally illiterate. 😐

2025-10-11 05:25:35 UTC

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Nerd

2025-10-11 05:06:02 UTC

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It was eh all around. The prison stuff was the only thing i found entertaining

2025-10-11 05:03:14 UTC

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Ohhhh that doctor Manhattanbird

2025-10-11 04:59:45 UTC

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The what now?

2025-10-11 04:54:52 UTC

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2025-10-09 16:32:08 UTC

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I've made it one of my life missions to go about and make them that way of purpose. You're all welcome.

2025-10-05 23:10:44 UTC

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I like the part about hand grenades.

2025-10-05 02:02:14 UTC

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F0x, you have to thank me because I stopped myself from posting a vomit video. You are welcome. ☺️
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2025-10-04 22:53:24 UTC

Wtf is chambord?
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2025-10-02 21:37:36 UTC

I had to make seven of these flipping things. Bigger pain than it should be just for something that covers a hole in the wall to make a transparent hole in the wall.
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2025-09-03 23:59:41 UTC

........Achtung, achtung: my stupid fat ex lost her custody and child support case this afternoon.......... Frank will eat a day old Kwik Trip eclair as a reward. That is all.......... Ende......
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2025-08-25 02:56:31 UTC

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2025-08-23 23:55:13 UTC

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Here man, in case you guys decide to fo a flight.
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2025-08-23 23:41:09 UTC

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It's honestly a testament to the human body that dude made it as far as he did

2025-08-23 23:33:48 UTC

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Add Skittles, for that authentic Cobra heart malfunction.

2025-08-10 23:52:25 UTC

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2025-08-10 04:12:45 UTC

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2025-07-14 05:40:56 UTC

Heading down to the office
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2025-07-13 05:36:27 UTC

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All the Chinese places around here don't even serve Chinese food. It's all Japanese and Vietnamese but they still call it Chinese. I don't get it.

2025-07-13 05:29:25 UTC

@nprofile…jscu this stupid song has been in my head since you mentioned chinaman food 😤
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2025-07-13 03:51:51 UTC

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Make sure it's good stuff. Most of it is just picked cabbage and just tastes like vinegar

2025-07-13 03:45:29 UTC

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If you want the authentic Wisconsin brsr experience (and why wouldn't you) you boil them in beer with onions. Then if you want you can sear them on the grill. Toss some sauerkraut on top and bobs your uncle.