Floaty Birb

he/him. here to quack at the void.

sewer socialist trash mammal.
the world's leading advocate of building an #OrbitalMooseSanctuary
irascible foe of the Lombards

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2026-05-26 03:28:57 UTC

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@nprofile…pfuj you have stumbled upon the secret raccoon distribution network, which works tirelessly to ensure every realm has its own supply of raccoons

2026-05-20 03:07:24 UTC

Do this thing, it only takes a few minutes. The deadline is May 22nd, so you only got a couple days. Do it now.
#uspol #transRights
#nevent1q…mf33

2026-04-26 02:35:39 UTC

the news: somebody tried to shoot trump at a press dinner no one cares about. maybe. maybe it was fake. who can say?
me: okay, well i'm sure if trump actually dies the fireworks outside will let me know, so ill go do something else i guess
#uspol #whcd

2026-04-12 19:04:46 UTC

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@nprofile…pfuj An alternate, equally bad, possibility is that the cabinet likes the Iran war and pushed Trump to it.

2026-04-04 02:29:58 UTC

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@nprofile…pfuj @nprofile…nx9p > Like... I can't even feel mad about them shooting at the air force jets because what else is supposed to happen. Just sit and be bombed?
I wonder if the minority of people in the US who support this war have even thought that much about what it looks like from an Iranian perspective.
Like, if another country started bombing bridges, schools and universities in the USA then that minority would angrily clamor for shooting their bombers down.

2026-04-02 03:01:19 UTC

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@nprofile…8tgv @nprofile…atyv When I entered space opera mode, I might have started humming the Star Wars opening theme.

2026-03-31 00:00:09 UTC

I'm wondering what's involved in setting up a worker-run cooperative and keeping it running; who here as experience working in such a cooperative?
What were you doing? How did it go? Did it pull in enough money to pay the bills? What were the conflicts in organizing it? Do you still work there? What were the major challenges? Was anything surprising about the process of it all?
Boosts very appreciated!
#Cooperative #WorkerCooperative #Work #Socialism

2026-03-22 16:40:07 UTC

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@nprofile…ne33 late bronze age kids collectively shudder

2026-03-22 00:45:57 UTC

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@nprofile…z0rm I'm looking at it, looks a bit pricey though

2026-01-08 00:33:51 UTC

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@nprofile…waav Robin Kelly is also running for a US Senate seat to replace Dick Durbin (one of the Democrats who repeatedly folded to let Republicans pass their garbage budget and is now retiring).

2026-01-03 04:01:46 UTC

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@nprofile…pfuj boosting for HOA troopers

2025-11-10 00:13:54 UTC

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@nprofile…e4ry maybe they're used if you need to give 100 sealed letters to someone and you need them to open them in a particular order.

2025-04-02 23:13:36 UTC

I'm having trouble not giggling at how dumb these tariffs are. it's not like... a tariff to protect some new vital industry, like what industrializing countries do. it's just like... slapping random fees on random countries based on nonsense math.
#uspol

2025-03-14 00:54:51 UTC

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@nprofile…args @nprofile…5weq There's an anime (Thermae Romae Nova) where an ancient Roman guy who designs bath houses gets sporadically teleported to and from a public bath in modern Japan. He's confused (shouting at people in Latin), but one of the other bath customers is really nice to him and hangs out with him, and he discovers commonalities between the Japanese baths and his own, and when he goes back to Rome he applies features from the future bath houses to his next designs. So same vibe.

2025-02-11 02:18:31 UTC

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@nprofile…t5r6 Are you imagining underground bed sheet tunnels, protected from the elements, or above ground blanket bed sheet tunnels, at risk of rain damage but easier to ventilate?
Also, whatever the answer is, I am here for this as a world-spanning megaproject.

2024-03-03 18:00:47 UTC

warning: grapes of wrath may transform into raisins of simmering resentment

2024-01-12 02:55:44 UTC

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 I don't really get why chrome is winning since it's not really all that exciting.

2023-12-07 01:59:10 UTC

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@npub14cq…k7mw hooray! we shall dance the dance of jubilation upon its corpse and hope that the now vacant offices get turned into more flats or something.

2023-08-27 18:45:14 UTC

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@npub15l7…aang It looks kind of like the Argos from Spelljammer, which is a blob monster that is covered with eyes and mouths... only this one has been molded into a tree.

2023-08-25 01:40:46 UTC

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@npub1200…aqy2 because google has decreed that you must subsidize self driving cars in exchange for internet

2023-08-14 23:10:13 UTC

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@npub1evl…yenf I hate paying for streaming services that still insist on scraping my browser so that even more companies can send me targeted ads.

2023-08-07 03:37:04 UTC

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@npub1mdk…aptk four days of work at four hours each

2023-08-07 03:19:34 UTC

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@npub1mdk…aptk Probably they started at "one day off, at most" and so two seemed like a huge improvement.
But yeah anyway, we need like at least another day now.

2023-08-06 17:58:16 UTC

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@npub1nn8…8sed *elevator pitch voice* so imagine like pornhub... but for emotional validation!

2023-07-19 01:26:39 UTC

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 I actually got a reply from the Renegade Cut guy to my rambling message; he said he tried Mastodon in the past and didn't like it and isn't interested in trying it again.

2023-07-16 02:35:59 UTC

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 I just sent the renegade cut guy a weird rambling message on the tubes telling him that an ant scientist likes his videos and wants him to join mastodon, and rambling like a weirdo is the best I can do at promoting anything.

2023-05-09 02:41:14 UTC

I found some more gofundmes for #trans people and relatives of trans people trying to escape US states with #transphobic laws. Some of these started as funds for hormones and top surgery that morphed into emergency evacuation funds.
Nico
https://www.gofundme.com/f/8ajzrr-nicos-top-surgery-fund
Bri
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-aubri-afford-hrt
Astrid
https://www.gofundme.com/f/escape-to-a-blue-state
Emilia
https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-transwoman
#mutualaid #transrights #gtfomystate