sarcoptus scabium

the worst bird, but on the blower.

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avatar: quick sketch: australian white ibis, perched on one leg, holding a coffee, wearing a hat.

header: quick sketch – a rubbish tip. piles of tyres, a dead fridge, lumber, a mouldering cardboard box, etc

pronouns: he/it
chicken: fan
currently equipped: a ten peso coin

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2026-05-01 04:54:12 UTC

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exactly. the only thing anthony ‘i fight tories’ albanese is beating the tories at is their own game.

2026-05-01 01:26:51 UTC

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I've reached contemptuous. albo is on track to have a worse legacy than morrison.
morrisson was a disaster, but everything he did was in line with his stated ideology, reactionary hauntology. he was a venal liar and never pretended to be anything different.
albo has been handed things that he knows are problems and is refusing to fix them, contrary to the ideology he claims, and to every stated goal, to every promise. he won the election by total default and his opposition was in shambles and his government has used that as an excuse to do every awful thing they can to please their masters, presumably because they presume this one's a freebie. after all, how often do you have the chance to be so deliberately damaging, while still fucking up less than the other guys would have done?

2026-04-30 11:32:28 UTC

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on the bright side, it's saved a lot of disappointment.

2026-04-30 11:10:27 UTC

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i’m young enough still that it's all i've ever known from federal labor

2026-03-17 07:42:39 UTC

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house prices can only ever go up. those are the rules.

2026-03-17 07:09:18 UTC

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like, we're all doing our bit, but they are making it really hard

2026-03-17 07:08:37 UTC

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it really is an absolute gift for the far right. this labour government is going to end up with a worse legacy than the morrison government.

2026-03-17 05:17:14 UTC

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i feel like the government could be doing something, so the reserve bank didn't have to keep pulling the one lever they have access to, but then i remembered that the government is unable to acknowledge the existence of the many levers it has access to, let alone pull any of them, then i have a little swear.

2026-03-17 05:12:19 UTC

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well they're not going to do anything about the second group of people, so it's time to bleed the stones and shrug.

2026-01-26 19:31:02 UTC

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voting alone will not solve the problem, it will merely reset the clock.
there needs to be a more profound shift away from a model that promotes the tendencies that lead to fascism as good, from the myth of the rugged individual, to neoliberalism.
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2026-01-22 08:39:38 UTC

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while it is deeply satisfying to wreath ourselves in righeous anger and point like nemesis at those who demonstrate such blatant disregard of everything they claim to stand for, it tends not to move the needle.
there's no better nature to appeal to.
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2026-01-22 06:04:46 UTC

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someone pointed out how clearly this illustrates the fact that the only organising principle of mainstream conservatism is white nationalism.
this is something they claim to be a foundational belief; that when the government ceases to represent the interests of the people, and begins to infringe upon freedoms, the moral response is armed defence. and yet here and now when not only civil liberties, but actual laws, have been (in material effect at least) suspended when it comes to vast swathes of the population, they are howling with rage at even peaceful protest.
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2026-01-20 19:12:54 UTC

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makes people angry, but the ones that will really give you hate for it are the ones that hated you anyway.

2026-01-20 19:11:49 UTC

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it's real effective to fuck up the commute

2025-12-29 02:49:14 UTC

me: if gods are real then one of them will surely come down and punish me for putting barbecue sauce, sriracha and cheese on this curry
gods: haha i love this little freak let's see what it does next

2025-10-29 22:32:48 UTC

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absolutely. like, i know it objectively, sam altman doesn't have enough compute or power to deliver the things he promised last time. microsoft is not going to build him his own nuclear reactor, no matter how often he asks. the blackwell chip still sets itself on fire due to the limits of the materials it is made of.
i just worry that it doesn't matter, they are going to effortlessly transition to quantum or whatever the next hyperscaler hopium is, the economy is going to crater but we are all going to have to pretend that it isn't happening. we will have to walk around saying that ai was a success in order to preserve the self-mythology of vapour-huffers like prabhakar raghavan and, and, like, peter theil or whoever, so they don't order their unwashed, barefoot partyboy palmer luckey to drone-strike several blocks of public housing.

2025-10-29 19:36:54 UTC

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my intrusive fear is that it won't be allowed to burst because it's too much of the economy, too pure a distillation of the ideology. like, it will all slowly collapse, and all the markets will contract and recess but we will just have to pretend.
we will end up rewriting history, and doing nuclear priesthood for vc funding sam altman’s version of john murray speer’s god machine.

2025-10-02 23:33:24 UTC

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you outsourced an interaction. you should probably just stop being friends with that person if you are automating your relationship with them. optimise properly.
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2025-07-07 19:49:04 UTC

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this is among the most typical fosstodon dot org interactions i have ever seen.
i no longer care about the factuality of the claim, i am making the decision to believe it uncritically simply to place myself in opposition to you.
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2025-06-18 23:55:25 UTC

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meadows are lovely, most native scrubs and grasses are fucken great

2025-04-26 14:01:26 UTC

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i remember hand-written maps from the station to the skatepark.
i remember which on page of the street directory i can find the house i grew up.
i remember “look i don't know the name of the street but i can walk you there.”

2025-02-23 00:07:05 UTC

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in a long enough timeline all ruling systems break down. this is not useful information.
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2025-02-15 08:50:00 UTC

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i am glad the one that i accidentally parsed as ‘farty swan’ didn't win.
well, mostly glad.

2025-01-26 22:25:07 UTC

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oh no the genocide will be slightly faster now, how horrible. you are right, they should have voted for the slower genocide.

2025-01-22 00:34:42 UTC

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you will have to explain what this has to do with the north western territorial imperative, the american redoubt and other documented, credible movements

2025-01-22 00:21:36 UTC

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ah yes the Great Replacement, a credible and rational fear by credible and rational people. you are so bad at this.
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2025-01-21 02:48:39 UTC

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just said multiculturalism is the same as ethnostatism. this indicates either they do not understand one of the two words, or are perhaps engaging in deliberate bad faith. given that i have a functioning memory i feel it is the second and that they are not really as good at hiding their power level as they think
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2025-01-21 01:15:31 UTC

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okay but which side wants to do a white ethnostate again? @npub18x7…p6e7

2024-11-23 14:59:23 UTC

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the “who ate them” section is fucken phenomenal.

2024-07-01 10:40:17 UTC

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jesus doesn't want anyone coming for his look