Jim Spath

Workforce exile.
Ugly American.

#Environment #NetBSD #Baltimore #Trails #Perl #Bengies #RaspberryPi #Fail #Panoramio #QGis
#DinoJuice

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2026-05-07 11:43:22 UTC

Got an email announcing #FOSS4GNA for 2025, or maybe 2026? Did not see the location in the *text* and clicked on the link to find it's on the left coast.
#Sacramento
Then I noticed the city and state in the *image*, all curled up and hiding at the bottom of the circle.
#Sigh
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/533/092/121/385/066/original/87315d4cfa3fe31f.jpeg

2026-04-22 14:34:18 UTC

So how's your day going? Adapter fell apart in the AC socket as I tried to unplug it.
#Fail
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/448/846/830/030/879/original/b7a3ddbb3b60c695.jpg

2026-04-19 17:51:03 UTC

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@nprofile…jfqg Ow. Mine was out for ~2 months. :(

2026-04-19 17:35:30 UTC

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@nprofile…pd9z eh, not my pic necessarily. It may be there somewhere but the toaster was the cool thing.

2026-04-19 16:51:55 UTC

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@nprofile…hwts Pix of the iconic NetBSD toaster are harder to find now than years ago but archive dot org has some.
https://web.archive.org/web/20190205161158/http://www.jp.netbsd.org/ja/gallery/in-Action/

2026-04-18 17:26:25 UTC

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@nprofile…j459 I remember Jack Kennedy (etc.). Well done.

2026-04-13 12:50:01 UTC

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@nprofile…km7f Can't remember the last time I was in a mall.

2026-04-13 10:41:09 UTC

"Shocked, I tell you, shocked."
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/396/971/007/182/981/original/7a2c8f4f3fbe7832.png

2026-03-30 23:14:31 UTC

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@nprofile…f3kd I've heard it as a verb too.

2026-03-26 12:58:47 UTC

Big kudos to the person testing #NetBSD 11.0 RC2 on an i386, loading the system from floppy disks. Gracias!
https://mail-index.netbsd.org/port-i386/2026/03/26/msg004230.html

2026-03-24 16:36:12 UTC

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@nprofile…fpf2 Maybe @nprofile…vq24 ?

2026-03-22 21:07:17 UTC

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@nprofile…pyrh The ideal form factor here is a Pi 3 with full size HDMI (so no 0, 4 or 5), one USB slot for content, micro USB power source. The running system is not mine, and, it's running.

2026-03-22 18:44:10 UTC

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@nprofile…pyrh Well, the assignment is to replace a kiosk display running $Win with something free on a Pi. Which turns out to be a case of pita.
Partly, it's VLC evolving and part of it is code entropy in general.

2026-03-22 17:35:12 UTC

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@nprofile…pyrh
No 3.12
:~ $ apt search python3.11
Sorting... Done
Full Text Search... Done
idle-python3.11/oldstable 3.11.2 [...]
python3.11/oldstable,now 3.11.2-6+deb12u6 armhf [installed,automatic]
Interactive high-level object-oriented language (version 3.11)
[...]
python3.11-venv/oldstable,now 3.11.2-6+deb12u6 armhf [installed,automatic]
Interactive high-level object-oriented language (pyvenv binary, version 3.11)
:~ $ apt search python3.12
Sorting... Done
Full Text Search... Done
:~ $

2026-03-21 22:22:18 UTC

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@nprofile…pyrh It's an install.sh script that *should just work*.

2026-03-21 21:21:07 UTC

Wait, what? Video Looper 2 on a Pi 4 or 5, or my 3?
#Fail
Python something requires something greater than or equal to?
#adafruit
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/269/248/550/507/052/original/4075524fc9209608.jpg

2026-02-12 15:42:23 UTC

Red Dot of the day.
🔴
Could not show this in #Python with #Unicode '\u' escape codes and ended up pasting it from https://www.compart.com/en/unicode/U+1F534

2026-01-30 15:54:12 UTC

Sitting on a virtual call with 25+ #SAP Champions. Lots of brains and characters.

2026-01-20 12:51:20 UTC

On a minor spreadsheet to database project, trying to split a single column into either "cast" or "crew" based on positions ("Stage Manager") and almost forgot NULL equates. #SQL
select
cast_crew,
person,
role
from
cast_cooked
where
role in (
select
role
from
cast_cooked
where
cast_crew = 'crew'
group by role
)
and
cast_crew is NULL
;
Handy pick-up on enum in #PostgreSQL, behind the scenes limits choices: 'cast' or 'crew'.
https://dba.stackexchange.com/questions/329261/making-use-of-enum-in-constraint

2026-01-13 16:26:30 UTC

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The next bit I need to restore from scratch is the variety of dashboard widgets I set up on other #Zabbix servers. No way I can see to export the configuration, so it's manual recreation. Maybe there's a table in the DB somewhere with helpful chunks?

2026-01-13 01:11:49 UTC

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Tuning bits and pieces I found the default #Zabbix disk I/O warnings too low, so I looked at my 2022 notes left for this reason.
https://jspath55.blogspot.com/2022/02/building-out-intra-home-data-aggregator.html

2026-01-11 14:00:48 UTC

I had Zabbix 6.4 running on a #FreeBSD old laptop but foiled up the 15.x upgrade. Missing a dot so file. So i wiped the drive and did a fresh install from DVD.
Trickiest part was again forcing #Zabbix to use PostgreSQL instead of MariaDB because that needs port not pkg, which takes longer on an older machine. Restored templates and a couple hosts and now running Zabbix 7.4, pgsql 16.
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/876/822/701/636/945/original/db945746767e2315.png

2025-12-30 18:18:22 UTC

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i.e.
Connecting to drive.google.com (drive.google.com)|2607:f8b0:4004:c23::8a|:443... failed: No route to host.
Connecting to drive.google.com (drive.google.com)|64.233.180.139|:443... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: unspecified [text/html]

2025-12-30 16:07:14 UTC

That shiny new-ish gigabit router #Verizon shipped me for FIOS connectivity?: still no damn #IPv6 in the year 2025.
#Fail

2025-12-01 09:47:17 UTC

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@nprofile…ral2 That has happened more than once in my home town Baltimore. Some had their houses sold due to lack of payment on egregious errant bills.
https://baltimorefishbowl.com/stories/as-council-considers-income-based-water-billing-baltimore-bill-payers-and-advocates-share-horror-stories/

2025-11-29 10:53:23 UTC

The keycap legend shrinkage from the #RaspberryPi 400 to 500 was maybe the only downside to buying the latter and selling off the former. Now traveling with the 500, a Bluetooth mouse and LCD screen; very happy with the power and lightness of the rig. No battery, so not quite laptop convenience.
Now, the 500+ overcomes the key glitch, at double the cost, w/ add-on keys, even more ¢¢¢.
Waveshare gear has been great, in my view, and their newest Pi wiki page is outstanding.
https://www.waveshare.com/wiki/Raspberry_Pi_500_Plus

2025-11-28 08:48:03 UTC

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Still head scratching. The Samsung phone shows locations for photos on previews, but when I view the file on a Pi there are no GPS tags.
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/626/447/350/448/176/original/2f28e5ed58061df9.jpg

2025-11-21 19:22:53 UTC

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Oddly, but not surprisingly, uploads from the same phone with #Mapillary are accepted to that site.

2025-11-21 11:03:19 UTC

Mu uploads to #Panoramax worked fine with images from my Nikon Coolpix, though that cameras GPS is slow to lock a location. My Android phone images fail.
I'm guessing the EXIF tags are mangled in some way. The images have geo locations as per the phone info display.
Time for exiftool or something?
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/587/343/834/318/540/original/282964f838df3e57.jpg

2025-11-13 16:20:21 UTC

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@nprofile…ghcl Well, feedback to the student, not to the chatter-bot. :-)

2025-11-13 16:01:02 UTC

A student sent me a link to a video to complete an assignment. When I looked at the URL, I saw "chatgpt" at the end. What feedback should I prepare to give?
#Education
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=[redacted]&utm_source=chatgpt.com

2025-11-08 21:25:21 UTC

In a classic #Smalltimore moment, I went to a Scout training event today, and was advised to chat with someone I didn't know, not just my friends, and found the random person I engaged with went to my high school (Poly), the same graduating year, and nearly the same class level (Poly had/has A Course, B Course, and T Course -- we were both "Special B"). Neither of us remembered the other; it was a few decades ago and the class was around 500 students.
#Baltimore
#BaltimorePolytechnicInstitute

2025-10-17 23:06:44 UTC

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@nprofile…a7e0 Thanks I'll check it out. If the Epub is mangled as I suspect no reader will repair it.

2025-10-17 22:08:38 UTC

#TIL that the US tax web site serves publications in both PDF and EPub formats. Seemed pretty cool, not having to deal with Adobe's "AI summarize??? AI summary? AI?" every time I read a random document. No thanks, I can read and my brain can summarize what I read just fine.
But the first reader [ #Thorium ] I installed in Windows shows poor table formatting.
https://www.edrlab.org/software/thorium-reader/
I'll look at other readers and see if the pattern continues. Of course, who would read my bug report now anyway?

2025-10-16 22:43:58 UTC

One of the more widespread #EV charger services won't let me log into the app or reset my password, so no charge for me at any of their locations. I feel like an addict whose dealer has cut off their supply for no reason.

2025-10-10 15:16:24 UTC

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@nprofile…406p "a bold new experience"? "Newly presented"?
Thanks for the help!

2025-10-10 15:08:48 UTC

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@nprofile…406p The current site does not render well on mobile devices, is the primary goal. It's somewhere around 25 years old...
I need to use theater terms for this, not IT. :)
https://www.spotlighters.org
#Spotlighters

2025-10-10 14:24:22 UTC

Ah, #LazyWeb, I need a less-fraught phrase than "look + feel" to describe a website transition to a new host.
Thoughts?
(I would do a poll if I had any alts in mind).

2025-09-12 04:02:00 UTC

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Pshaw. 10.1 ssd image upgraded but can't boot to it yet. USB keyboard gets lost just when I need to drop to command line from CD boot.
I have a fat DIN keyboard but the motherboard has thin DIN.

2025-09-12 00:34:38 UTC

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Very nice. 10.0 beta netbsd sata ssd recognized by installer. <cracks knuckles> #x86
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/188/513/738/286/549/original/5ff7143281d561e6.jpg

2025-09-11 16:56:37 UTC

Cleared the bench to attempt open brain surgery on a very relic VA Technologies Pentium II Linux box, er, suitcase. Huzzah, #NetBSD 10 CD boots (thanks for making the installation image fit in 700 MB).
Needs an old drive, even has a SCSI card.
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/186/708/559/413/826/original/19f8dfcabbdb6693.jpg
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/186/707/801/078/037/original/d8a151387bbd4f7b.jpg

2025-09-11 13:45:49 UTC

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@nprofile…yw4c their flag decals won't get them into heaven any more.

2025-09-10 13:12:15 UTC

Sigh. My once-trusty Nikon CoolPix point-and-click camera with built-in GPS has gone mushy. Takes a long time to lock in a GPS signal, minutes or longer, and claims to have good signal when the location is not that close. Might need to look around for the next-worse version, but don't want to spend over $100 US if I can help it.
#OSM
#GIS

2025-09-09 14:17:13 UTC

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@nprofile…8htj Done!
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/174/761/599/533/302/original/9a6d5b3901983569.png

2025-09-09 13:50:30 UTC

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Data flowing to and fro #Zabbix
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/174/655/877/477/648/original/c94e4ec6e3dd4a49.png

2025-09-09 13:15:45 UTC

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Here's the reason this took time to want to fix. Had a #RasperryPi 400, with the Sparkfun adapter. Got a 500, and the form factor was *just* different enough that 1 of the 2 HDMI ports was blocked. So, dangly extension time...
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/174/516/141/545/926/original/1584604d6f90663f.jpg
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/174/516/146/442/607/original/08d81abfb3077baf.jpg

2025-09-09 13:06:16 UTC

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Final fix: add zabbix user to i2c group on Pi, Respberry, to get #Sparkfun sensor to answer the call.

2025-09-09 12:34:13 UTC

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Progress:
psql (14.17)
Type "help" for help.
db=>

2025-09-09 12:19:18 UTC

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Down the rabbit hole of updating the postgresql database which is still running the older release but won't quite work in some cases because the horse has already left the barn. If you catch my drift. #FreeBSD

2025-09-08 22:25:40 UTC

Message follows
Value of type "string" is not suitable for value type "Numeric (float)". Value "Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/usr/local/share/zabbix/externalscripts/TMP102-temperature.py", line 42, in <module>
bus = smbus.SMBus(i2c_ch)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
PermissionError: [Errno 13] Permission denied"
So, permissions, or type error?

2025-09-08 14:25:02 UTC

Red Wing Shoes repaired the soles and heels on my boots; the kind where the sole can be replaced. They described them as "soft toe" since they aren't "steel toe." Never thought of that.
Oh, look, #Maryland ers, I'm Harry McGuirk. https://www.hmdb.org/m.asp?m=6362

2025-09-08 13:51:32 UTC

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@nprofile…x8n5 Achoo! Or is it a Ouija?

2025-09-07 23:46:46 UTC

This is a funny move by #Panoramax -- I shared 2 images of the #FrankZappa statue on Eastern Avenue, with one of them then being "fuzzed" and the other not. It's a bust, man...
https://panoramax.openstreetmap.fr/sequence/3a4acd39-936f-4627-ad18-51ef20e5c643
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/165/673/737/673/398/original/05bc3be7a640f5cb.png

2025-09-07 18:26:44 UTC

Three pocket size jeweler scale screwdrivers, one old enough to not mention a U.S. #AreaCode 7-digit-dialing.
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/164/409/022/230/152/original/36d818466c090d42.jpg
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/164/409/017/399/917/original/6c1bc607b0d9e23d.jpg

2025-09-07 16:04:12 UTC

What year is it? The very very very not normal year of the rat.
https://mastodon.social/@douglasvb/115163822531643118
(Not a #USpol post, btw)

2025-09-07 15:20:08 UTC

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@nprofile…7j6v What about emdashoscopy?

2025-09-07 11:50:37 UTC

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All packs and troops that camped overnight are packing to go. It rained during Fantastic Four a little, then on and off all night.
#Scouting

2025-09-06 23:39:31 UTC

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The rain poured for short intervals then let up before the show starts.
#Bengies

2025-09-06 19:23:53 UTC

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Thunderstorms and rain for tent set up. #Scouting

2025-09-06 18:33:51 UTC

Worst case scenario, nearly, for setting tents up between now and "sunset." #Bengies
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/158/784/275/546/764/original/43d83e9cc0b9ec82.jpg

2025-09-06 16:07:13 UTC

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@nprofile…x303 Done; appreciate it!
https://panoramax.openstreetmap.fr/sequence/7f5fb1c6-4f20-474e-aaab-1b15fdb3f111

2025-09-06 14:47:10 UTC

New glitch with my #Panoramax upload, where the orientation is wrong. I guess I need to delete, fix, and re-upload?
https://panoramax.openstreetmap.fr/?background=streets&focus=pic&map=18/39.345825/-76.591985&pic=b04075d6-310c-4088-8fa2-e0fb5899ff5b&speed=250&xyz=219.00/0.00/30
Looks wrong on the original.
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/157/890/923/120/643/original/3a6685d73c6e002c.jpeg

2025-09-05 16:25:58 UTC

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This years registration: 461 campers. #Scouting at the #Bengies

2025-09-05 15:58:31 UTC

'ERROR: value "2204502446" is out of range for type integer'
Ah. Need a longer int.

2025-09-04 23:53:04 UTC

Here's an error message from /usr/bin/wc I have never seen, that I recall:
wc: <stdin>: invalid byte sequence
#weird

2025-09-04 22:08:05 UTC

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From 2023 - 0 dark thirty. Waking up after tenting.
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/148/301/167/334/967/original/cd5830680db27a57.jpg

2025-09-04 22:03:39 UTC

It's not camping at the #Bengies Saturday unless it's going to rain some.
"Showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm after 2pm. Increasing clouds, with a high near 86. South wind 5 to 9 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%. New rainfall amounts between a quarter and half of an inch possible."
https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=39.32566000000003&lon=-76.41356999999994

2025-09-04 12:49:32 UTC

"Oops!
We can't seem to find the page you're looking for.
Error: 403012
Message: No valid session
Please click the button below to get support."
#Fail

2025-08-24 15:04:58 UTC

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@nprofile…6f6x My pick: Music Box Village [ https://musicboxvillage.com/ ]

2025-08-23 17:07:24 UTC

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@nprofile…fyar How did I know that phone number without even reading the alt text? Hee hee.

2025-08-22 12:51:34 UTC

This is the second downsizing project in the past year where the occupant kept meticulous records of media failure. Need "closure" or something i guess. Dig the Apple //!
#Retro
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/072/495/871/309/155/original/c6fd3e8d1c0c01c7.jpg

2025-08-21 19:20:39 UTC

That was a new twist. The #OSM web would not let me drop a #Panoramax image into a node because I was "too far away". Well, I did want to include the entire crane in the shot.
Workaround: copy/paste the ID.
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/068/367/778/019/181/original/4a5811bd05145019.png

2025-08-21 02:14:26 UTC

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@nprofile…232t 16-pin.
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/064/335/386/168/013/original/1f9b640e1fc12108.jpg

2025-08-21 00:39:07 UTC

Heavy trackball.
#Retro
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/063/959/309/395/549/original/2677f23bcbb7a08a.jpg

2025-08-17 17:56:23 UTC

The camp ranger didn't like me plugging my EV charger into a wall outlet (that also had a soda machine connected), saying "we don't give away gasoline to I.C.E. vehicles." Um, I fail to see the relevance.

2025-08-16 10:46:18 UTC

Night moon over tent.
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/038/037/590/230/912/original/7fafd1ac2c789890.jpg

2025-08-14 19:23:01 UTC

H/T to Tom Waits:
The large print giveth:
"Reduce your check-in time. Complete registration forms prior to your appointment."
And the small print taketh away:
"Registration forms for this appointment are currently not available on the portal. "
#Fail

2025-08-13 11:47:10 UTC

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@nprofile…5zv0 Kind of like a prism? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM

2025-08-13 01:07:44 UTC

Well of course emacs has a css mode.

2025-08-12 16:19:07 UTC

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@nprofile…da38 @nprofile…9vtz ...
"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit."
:)

2025-08-11 18:13:57 UTC

Two words I don't want to see together: "unplanned disconnection".
#FAIL
#Baltimore

2025-08-09 03:11:29 UTC

An hour before Friday ends, freakier.
#Bengies
#Cinema
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/114/996/608/796/571/294/original/cae408cf64ae02fb.jpg

2025-08-09 00:15:05 UTC

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@nprofile…579c I took Dr. Harvey' class in the, um, 1970s.
https://davidharvey.org/reading-capital
The media account:
https://bsky.app/profile/davidharvey.org

2025-08-08 23:37:12 UTC

Wonder if this is a trout mask, or a replica.
https://api.panoramax.xyz/?focus=pic&map=18.6/39.28637/-76.5670167&pic=1488790e-d261-44e2-9469-b830d09baaf7
#frank_zappa

2025-08-08 19:03:18 UTC

In the same downsizing place the slide rule was, I found 2 laptops. One had Windows 2000, the other W7. The former has an IDE drive! The latter now has #FreeBSD on a 1 tb ssd. Hoping to boot something from USB stick or drive on the other to have it functional again.
https://chaos.social/@jspath55/114978186007829198

2025-08-08 12:16:06 UTC

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Meter of temperature back online at the airport.
#NWS #NationalWeatherService
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/114/993/087/970/667/295/original/6849ca6d45a3dfc2.png

2025-08-06 13:24:50 UTC

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@nprofile…f3j3 Both better than plastic.

2025-08-05 21:04:47 UTC

Weapon of Math Instruction, 1960s era.
#KeuffelAndEsser
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/114/978/177/612/870/953/original/eb82308703bc6f32.jpg

2025-08-04 22:41:58 UTC

Attempting to pull up very old wall to wall.
#Woodwork
Chisel and #Hammertime .
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/114/972/875/480/505/981/original/c5b28298de5cc20f.jpg
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/114/972/875/442/901/282/original/f6d24b3410135195.jpg

2025-08-04 03:04:05 UTC

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mv 'wizartwork.jpg?1493581280' 'wizartwork.jpg#1493581280'
fixed.

2025-08-03 14:36:08 UTC

syncing: name is invalid, contains Windows reserved character: "?"
#Fail

2025-08-01 16:49:51 UTC

Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts* at Bengies now showing.
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/114/954/531/506/016/264/original/460ae3e3f3de715d.jpg

2025-07-31 22:32:22 UTC

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@nprofile…232t ^blamo^

2025-07-31 22:14:23 UTC

Which one is a turtle out of water?
#outlier
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/114/950/135/702/824/995/original/c3e0c7abf871abb1.png
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/114/950/144/229/228/058/original/868c951e905101e4.png

2025-07-31 20:54:03 UTC

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@nprofile…232t "I paid good money for that!"

2025-07-31 19:23:19 UTC

"Starting January 1, 2025, the annual limit on RDOC visits for Baltimore County residents will be increased from 6 visits to 10."
Took a bit for me to untangle the acronym RDOC to be the ~drop off center~ for residents only with their residential, um, sludge.
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/114/949/468/939/168/868/original/c8754a8d020ea6ca.jpg

2025-07-30 16:18:31 UTC

ERROR: could not access file "$libdir/postgis-3": No such file or directory
#MyBad

2025-07-29 15:33:01 UTC

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@nprofile…awh4 I picked the model that had the clearest font, with my bifocals. No label on back. :(

2025-07-29 15:23:48 UTC

Working on an outdoor pond and relearning wastewater engineering terms like head, flow rate, suspended solids, and now, pressure. I'm easily tempted by test equipment and meters.
#WaterPump
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@nprofile…5jqv "I'm sorry Dave but I've identified a ground fault loop in the second floor bathroom and I need you to unplug the toaster."
#Satire