Lard Motel

Not very serious about serious music.
Weird shit and utter rubbish.

Website: tomellard.com

Last Notes

2026-03-10 01:16:24 UTC

If you take a photograph on a phone then wouldn’t that be a phonograph?

2025-06-17 00:19:56 UTC

Do you really think that these are people using Microsoft Word. If so can I get a bit of what you’re having thanks. #utterrubbish
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2025-05-24 09:52:45 UTC

I have filters that block USA politics and I really don’t appreciate people using asterisks and swapping letters in words just to try get past those filters.
My decision is not something you can just overrule. Stop it. #politics

2025-05-18 05:56:38 UTC

From amigalOve on Threads.
“RIP Gail Wellington, Commodore Software Products Manager and "mother of CDTV". She was also a technical writer and helped write various Commodore/Amiga product manuals.”
#retrocomputing
https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/gail-wellington-obituary?id=58418580

2025-03-20 23:24:52 UTC

I want to mention here that Australia is currently being attacked by USA medical corporations for having the PBS Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme (cheaper socialised medicine for all).
If the US starts an economic war on this point there’s a good chance that the entire spectrum of the local population from Green to Nazi is going to completely lose their shit at the USA. Perhaps try practicing that Canadian accent. #auspol

2024-12-12 22:17:45 UTC

I’m using Openvibe. I’m seeing posts from Nostr. I did not want or select Nostr. Why? Is it paid advertising? #openvibe #nostr
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2024-08-30 07:50:32 UTC

Look at this! A stage for kids to play with their Star Wars characters about 1978. Just a bunch of round printed cardboard pieces with slots to connect them up into a ball.
Cut some doors into the surfaces and you've got rooms. 3D <-> flat. It inspires an idea - Would be great to get a unit to measure but costs about $5K now.
Probably should keep my ideas to myself but social media does that effectively anyway 🙂
#design #toys #concepts
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2024-07-31 09:33:17 UTC

Does anyone use Patreon? Either as a maker or a customer. Are you having a good experience? Being supported and respected?
I would appreciate any comments about this distribution path. Thank you!
#music #art #marketing #community
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