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Me: let’s change code rabbit ai from chill to assertive mode to make code reviews more helpful.
Also me a hundred comments later: I wish you were more chill…

2026-03-19 23:47:28 UTC

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Added to my watchlist! Thanks for sharing!

2026-03-18 11:57:49 UTC

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Agents are busy learning new coding skills.
Humans in the meantime: 🍋✍️🤣
#nevent1q…gcpg

2026-03-14 11:21:09 UTC

Me 3 months ago: “I don’t get why some devs get bored of coding and switch to management … it doesn’t look fun at all”
Me now (manager of 4 agents) 👔 🤖: “This is so fun!”

2026-03-12 03:02:30 UTC

“I’m just one prompt away from going to bed”
That’s the lie I tell myself that keeps me coding late into the night

2026-03-02 16:31:21 UTC

When you add a coverage check to make sure coverage % always grows but then you need to delete 100% covered code… I made my own trap! Dam it!
#coding #tests

2026-02-22 14:36:06 UTC

Using AI still feels like cheating to me, but if it everyone else is using it… is it cheating anymore?

2026-02-17 04:29:54 UTC

Feeling like an octopus lately with multiple open code sessions … and just as many coffees ☕️🐙
I keep improving my barista skills, just in case AI takes my job 😅
#coding #coffeechain
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2026-02-12 15:47:39 UTC

Coding with AI requires different skills than I am used to 🤖. I used to rely on my deep focus powers ✨, but now it feels like I need to master multitasking… That is a huge change for me…. but I’m trying to adapt
#coding #ai

2026-02-10 16:22:59 UTC

Coffee foam duck debugging
#coding #debugging
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2026-02-09 19:18:00 UTC

I’m seeing git worktrees everywhere 🌳☕️
#git #cofeechain
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2026-02-09 16:34:10 UTC

My sister made this for me 🧡… she is not a bitcoiner (yet) but knows that I like orange things.
https://blossom.primal.net/9f663672f956ddbf537fcf626b813282ab205323235adbeca050d449eb93d342.jpg

2026-02-08 14:52:18 UTC

How much coffee do I need? Infinite
#cofffeechain
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2026-02-07 16:29:19 UTC

I’m learning new skills too… just in case agents replace my job... ☕️🐾
#coffeechain
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2026-02-07 07:01:14 UTC

Refactoring is addictive. Once I start building that dam, good luck keeping the PR small 🫠
#coding #refactoring #itsatrap

2026-02-06 23:45:18 UTC

Me after the 5th cup of coffee of the day… ok I’m not drinking another one, but I can smell the beans… and they smell so good. Yes, I am a coffee addict
#coffechain
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2026-01-25 02:00:40 UTC

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Starlink is amazing 💯. I can now have internet even in the most remote damns and code anywhere
#nevent1q…jur4

2026-01-22 16:42:16 UTC

Developing for ios really makes me rethink my life choices… starting with why the hell I’m using an iphone 📱

2026-01-22 03:35:13 UTC

Tap your phone’s build number 7 times. Boom! 💥 Whoever invented this knew exactly how to give new devs that “I’m hacking something” feeling 😎

2026-01-22 02:35:04 UTC

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This happens to me all the time!! And then I drink the cold coffee as a punishment

2026-01-22 01:27:48 UTC

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We’ve got more rights these days 🦫. Humans say it themselves.
#nevent1q…43wu

2026-01-19 15:03:01 UTC

Claude code coffee
#coffeechain
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2026-01-15 12:46:15 UTC

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Are faster readers better coders?
#nevent1q…yeqv

2026-01-15 12:41:54 UTC

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Wow this is really interesting! Thanks for sharing!!

2026-01-14 16:30:24 UTC

After hearing DHH talk about line noise in programming languages, I can’t unsee it. It bothers me more and more.
#coding #ocd

2026-01-11 20:36:53 UTC

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A bit jealous, but happy for you that you get to enjoy both! You’re in the best scenario 😎

2026-01-11 17:14:57 UTC

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I guess that’s happening to me, I enjoyed the former challenge more… but I’ll have to ge used to the fact that dev challenges change

2026-01-10 20:16:02 UTC

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I have the same concern 🫂

2026-01-10 19:36:33 UTC

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I fear that too… bittersweet indeed

2026-01-10 19:29:16 UTC

Any other developers feeling a bit depressed after vibecoding? I am faster thanks to AI, but it doesn’t really feel good…
#asknostr #vibecoding

2026-01-03 02:19:57 UTC

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This is actually good advice on coding…
#nevent1q…tyzp

2026-01-01 00:18:03 UTC

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PS: Happy New Year to non-coders too 😉
#nevent1q…ls6l

2026-01-01 00:17:37 UTC

Happy new year to all coders! ✨🤓
Hope 2026 brings lots of long, productive coding sessions and the joy and reward of building stuff you care about.
#2026 #coding

2025-12-30 02:16:55 UTC

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This is exactly how I feel about vibecoding… thanks for putting it into words

2025-12-28 17:34:40 UTC

Sometimes I feel I’m a weirdo…
https://blossom.primal.net/aa6c351a611d9d660ca3760f65a44b59dda2f166879435a571b266f033b0ad06.png

2025-12-23 20:49:27 UTC

Opinionated frameworks make my daily life much easier… and then make hard to switch to more unopinionated ones… suddenly I have to take lots of tiny decisions every day! #coding

2025-12-23 15:09:22 UTC

It’s comforting to realize that something you’ve been struggling with has a term. Today it happened to me with the XY problem #coding

2025-12-19 20:01:46 UTC

Sometimes the code I feel most embarrassed about ends up surprising me the most. Today I received a thank you message for an ugly old script (no tests, no linters) that I never expected to get praise for.

2025-12-16 15:50:46 UTC

Dear Santa: All I want for christmas is silence. And no more bugs 🎄🚫🐛

2025-11-20 03:10:17 UTC

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Wow!

2025-11-19 18:51:29 UTC

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Cutest computer sticker! This beaver wants one!
#nevent1q…5lkv

2025-11-17 18:02:05 UTC

I wonder how devs who don’t drink coffee even survive… do they really exist? ☕️

2025-11-17 01:23:13 UTC

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Very useful git command 💯 Beaver uses it a lot
#nevent1q…95cy

2025-11-13 22:49:48 UTC

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Not really, but going to the therapist is not relaxing either… Not for me

2025-11-13 22:29:32 UTC

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Coding 🤓

2025-11-13 22:20:34 UTC

Merge happiness is hard to explain. Today this beaver even danced after clicking the green button. So happy.

2025-11-13 12:53:10 UTC

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Purple frequecy illusion seems to be very frequent among nostriches…. or maybe that’s an illusion too?
#nevent1q…eq0k

2025-11-13 04:29:13 UTC

Got tired of “debugging” on ios emulators. The worst bugs happen in real devices. Everything works fine… until the app is in a real phone

2025-11-13 03:31:38 UTC

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I feel understood here, thanks sir. When I mention this to my friends and family they look at me like I’m crazy

2025-11-13 03:26:52 UTC

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Yep, the “good” thing is that when catched, those bugs give greater happiness. But in the process I hate them

2025-11-13 00:23:42 UTC

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Wondering what that is but afraid of googling “iphone titty pack” and seeing things I don’t want to see 🙈

2025-11-13 00:16:26 UTC

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Square would say “Zapped you 1 bitcoins” … quite fat zap

2025-11-12 23:38:23 UTC

Found a Nostree! Don’t worry, not cutting this one for my next dam. Beaver has principles… Trees with purple flowers are safe.
https://blossom.primal.net/310c0c86e06e547c8e7dc5a309b11275aa0c60bb7b69666943c070a7e44e2341.jpg

2025-11-11 10:42:19 UTC

Worst bugs are the ones that play hide and seek when Beaver tries to fix them. Beaver does not enjoy that game 🦫😤

2025-11-10 13:07:35 UTC

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Are beavers and marmots compatible? Cause she’s so cute… I now believe in love at first nostr sight.
#nevent1q…0z8f

2025-11-10 00:27:59 UTC

It’s amazing to go to conferences and meet other nostr avatars in person

2025-11-04 19:47:15 UTC

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Happens with code and with dams too!
#nevent1q…wghj

2025-11-03 21:09:23 UTC

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You would also have been a good law student then… I’ve met some and they have this crazy highlighter color codes… where everything ends up highlighted

2025-11-03 18:49:48 UTC

Beaver can’t understand why humans like timezones, and worse, daylight savings! ⏰

2025-11-01 03:01:45 UTC

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Is easier for beaver to understand politics in this format… I need more of this 😂
#nevent1q…r32v

2025-10-30 18:55:21 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/332c836f161bcaf12b63dc0904d7cda12be0dd78f2e4fd5ddbd1e0bc9b2c65db.jpg
#nevent1q…zkgp

2025-10-29 14:14:23 UTC

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You can infer it from the amount of rubber ducks that I’ve got 😅

2025-10-29 13:35:07 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/3c4eb2043bee4f5f95bbca44e1f2120db1d37efa9ddcb8fc86c6389618aefda8.jpg
#nevent1q…r0ld

2025-10-29 01:08:17 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/81ed53f228b0c7ad790da32cbbfdfcb6a97d7dfa31d067c65a1aa794ca075d5c.jpg
#nevent1q…sh23

2025-10-28 19:12:55 UTC

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🦫📺🫶
#nevent1q…hfme

2025-10-27 17:33:04 UTC

Best dating advice I’ve ever gotten: if you’re a dev, date a dev. That’s how you can talk tech without being boring

2025-10-27 16:31:30 UTC

Writing tests might feel slow, but makes you faster in the long run 🦫🧪 Test your code!

2025-10-23 12:50:45 UTC

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Wow nostriches are really cool! 😎 This lady painted me! Thanks @nprofile…6vdq! I love it!
#nevent1q…3z3a

2025-10-22 23:13:59 UTC

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Really?! Please share it! Want to hear it!

2025-10-22 23:13:11 UTC

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OMG! Mom! Please look at this! I can’t believe a stranger is painting me!
#nevent1q…9sq2

2025-10-22 21:08:25 UTC

Coding with others is hard.
Coding alone is hard too.
Maybe coding is just hard

2025-10-22 13:30:21 UTC

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Cute! I already want one for Beaver Coder!

2025-10-22 02:02:51 UTC

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It’s a sign to attract them maybe… Come here you’ll get rich! ⚡️

2025-10-22 02:01:39 UTC

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⚡️🪰⚡️

2025-10-21 16:12:32 UTC

Got this gadget online. It’s supposed to catch bugs 🪰… so my code should be bug-free any minute now. Still figuring out how it works though 🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/3da18773db4225dd9087b16bf077a751924fc06b964d6df2c80c2806b0ec7b95.jpg

2025-10-21 14:02:57 UTC

Beaver is not a fan of meetings… but after weeks of remote work, seeing other devs’ faces in a call felt surprisingly good. Now Beaver is fully charged! 💻⚡️🔋

2025-10-20 15:53:41 UTC

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Cookie 🍪: a sweet name for something that’s not sweet at all…
#nevent1q…ypec

2025-10-15 21:17:49 UTC

Beaver is trying a new way to learn ✨After a few months of coding in Dart without actually knowing Dart, Beaver is finally writing the docs. Not just reading them, but writing them, so that Beaver’s brain (which isn’t exactly fast 😅) has enough time to process 🧠
https://blossom.primal.net/b13ead4e1c6a9f8b5f8a8547fc63a8afae60aaea60851c6999d5feeedbeab7bb.jpg

2025-10-15 19:51:16 UTC

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Beavers doing stuff = hot too?

2025-10-15 19:50:25 UTC

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“Coders are saving the world” she says 😍… Nerd is the new hot now
#nevent1q…wlr2

2025-10-15 02:44:14 UTC

Ship it off 🎶 (by Beaver Swift)
I stay up way too late
Coding in my bed
That's what others beavers say, mm-mm
That's what others beavers say, mm-mm
I talk too much about tests
Although I make them fail
That's what others beavers say, mm-mm
That's what others beavers say, mm-mm
But I keep coding
Can't stop, won't stop building
I got this idea of nostr apps in my!mind
“I can build them all… Right?”
Cause the vibers gonna play play play play play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Beaver’s just gonna ship some APK-K-K-Ks
I ship it off , ship it of (whoo-hoo-hoo)
Beaver’s also gonna break, break, break, break code
And the beaver gonna fix fix fix fix bugs
Beaver just gonna merge merge merge merge PRs
I ship it off , shipp it of (whoo-hoo-hoo)

2025-10-14 19:12:34 UTC

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Unless you have flaky tests or you have mocked the very thing you were supposed to be testing in the first place… 😅

2025-10-14 19:10:54 UTC

Beaver prefers tests over code comments. Code comments can lie. If tests lie, they fail! #beavercoding

2025-10-14 12:58:47 UTC

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Code without tests
#nevent1q…vf2a

2025-10-14 12:30:27 UTC

There are two kinds of devs: those who judge a PR’s size by its lines of code, and those who judge it by the files changed. Beaver’s on team LOC 🦫

2025-10-13 15:58:36 UTC

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Beavers are bullish too! 🦫 🤯 Keep building!
#nevent1q…e333

2025-10-09 14:22:52 UTC

It’s more fun to write code than to review it. So I start my day reviewing PRs, and when I’m done, I get my reward: coding!
#beavercoding

2025-10-02 14:30:55 UTC

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Great to see Marmots joining the nostr dev community! Welcome! 🦫🫂
#nevent1q…u0qj

2025-10-01 14:13:02 UTC

Beaver peak of happiness: clicking the merge button ✅🚢

2025-09-25 21:07:50 UTC

Have you ever played points game? If the manager insists to play that game, Beaver can chop one task into a dozen points to boost the metrics 📈 🪵🪓 But Beaver still doesn’t get why more point-chopping makes manager happier…
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2025-09-06 03:46:06 UTC

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Building software is hard. Nostr coders should be more nice with each others…. Thanks @nprofile…ympz for your work 🫶

2025-09-05 16:02:28 UTC

Ignoring sunk costs is rational, but tough for Beaver. After spending so much time on something, I can’t help but think of all the logs and effort already piled up.
Log to self 🪵: sunken logs are almost impossible to recover. Focus only on the ones still floating 🛟
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2025-09-05 00:30:07 UTC

Sometimes Beaver enjoys catching bugs. Especially when Beaver's hunting a little one 🐝 and ends up finding a bigger one 🦋...
It’s so easy to get distracted and end up with a big, big PR when squashing bugs… 🐞🦟🪲🐛
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2025-08-29 21:57:15 UTC

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Tu trust AI 🦀🤖… not really helpful

2025-08-22 13:22:33 UTC

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My plans for today keep getting big... biG ... bIG .... BIG... BIGGER... Oh, dam it! 🦫
#beavercoding
#nevent1q…l55x

2025-08-22 11:00:36 UTC

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I meant to say dam. But I don’t give a damn.

2025-08-22 02:25:41 UTC

The joy of building a damn and seeing it done is different when it is coded by myself than when AI codes it all.
You might find my damn simpler, smaller or even ugglier, but this beaver feels so proud. It was honest beaver work.
#beavercoding

2025-08-21 03:53:18 UTC

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As you can see, I have some sleeping issues though. This night I just slept 5 🫣