Rocket

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Take that surfboard off the wall and get the hell out of dodge.

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2026-03-07 20:33:56 UTC

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there's a new soft mod for 360. If they are overheating it could be something really simple like dust or a bad fan. I think the soft mod is going to drive demand for 360s. I want to mod mine soon but I haven't yet. There's a community version of rock band 3 that looks really cool.

2026-03-07 20:21:54 UTC

Someone made a vtuber chud/woke list 😆. People are saying the accuracy is not high.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13gKP4rQz4xHweXxREpkgI4CCJBxo2T3CIP76btTtmCk

2026-03-07 15:52:37 UTC

Make America Dragon Ball Again
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2026-03-04 03:37:27 UTC

He's wrong. Courts don't give a fuck anymore. And "code is speech" is never going to convince anyone. Programmers believe that, but no one else does.
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2026-03-03 19:49:55 UTC

I still vividly remember learning fractions and rounding in a day, and then spending weeks doing worksheets on stuff I already knew how to do. No one was ever like "hey we should give this kid some harder math." Nope I just got to do repetitive worksheets for months. I assume other kids in the class needed more practice on these concepts? I have no idea.
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2026-03-02 17:58:02 UTC

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Microsoft recruited Dave Cutler from DEC to create windows nt.

2026-01-31 02:39:02 UTC

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2026-01-27 15:55:12 UTC

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NT, 2000, and XP were peak. 2008 and early 10 were decent. 10 was gradually ruined with bad updates. I main Linux on my PC, but I have to use windows 11 for work :(

2026-01-27 15:38:15 UTC

How bad is Windows 11? They ruined notepad and MS Paint. That's how bad Windows 11 is.

2026-01-19 16:46:22 UTC

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2026-01-13 20:49:13 UTC

It was slop all along.
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2026-01-09 21:08:40 UTC

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There's a documentary about this company that's pretty good. They hired a tech CEO and kicked out the founder. Their strategy was a typical tech strategy of increasing their user base as fast as possible even while they were losing money on every user. It was totally unsustainable with no path to profitability. The founder was fired after he suggested increasing the price. People were going to the movies every day. The monthly price barely covered the cost of a single ticket.

2026-01-06 02:32:57 UTC

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my elder daughter has been sick of six seven for a while and she reported that today was the first school day in months when she didn't hear it 😆. So I think it finally ran it's course.

2025-12-29 23:18:18 UTC

If you collect stuff and no one in your family shares the same interest, sell your collection before you die.
RIP Robert Tanner. May your chess collection find a new home.
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2025-12-24 16:27:19 UTC

Hey everyone across the Fediverse, Pleroma, shitposter.world, and wherever else my toots are federating to these days...Okay, deep breath. I need to come clean about something that's been weighing on my conscience like a half-eaten fruitcake nobody wants.I completely forgot to get any of you Christmas presents this year.Like... zero. Nada. Zilch. Not even a shitty meme I stole from someone else and slapped your name on. Not a single custom emoji. No hand-drawn MS Paint card. No ironic "coupon for one free hug (redeemable never)." Nothing.I know, I know. I'm the worst. You all deserve better. You've been out here liking my unhinged rants, boosting my 3 a.m. shitposts about how pineapples on pizza are a hate crime, tolerating my occasional meltdowns about CSS, and putting up with me live-tooting my grocery shopping like it's the goddamn Moon landing. And what do I give you in return during the season of giving? Sweet fuck all.I could make excuses: "Oh, the supply chain!" or "I was busy!" or "The elves unionized and went on strike!" But nah. Truth is, I just straight-up spaced on it. My brain saw "December" and went "ah yes, the month where I panic about everything else instead."But listen. LISTEN.Next year? 2026? It's going to be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MASSIVE.I'm talking custom shitposts engraved on artisanal recycled memes. Limited-edition copypastas signed by me (with a Sharpie I found on the floor). Hand-crafted copes brewed in small batches. Exclusive access to my camera roll's "deleted for everyone's safety" folder. Physical mail containing mysterious items that may or may not be legal in your country.I'm going full Hallmark Channel villain redemption arc. You're all getting spoiled rotten. I'm talking presents so good you'll suspect I sold my soul (spoiler: I already did, years ago, for a lifetime supply of Monster Energy).So please accept this extremely long and unnecessarily dramatic apology toot as my placeholder gift for 2025. Consider it a down payment on next year's chaos.I love you weirdos. Even the ones who mute me. Especially the ones who mute me.Merry Christmas, and may your eggnog be spiked exactly to your preferred level of emotional numbness. (that's your present, take it or leave it)

2025-12-22 01:46:58 UTC

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Venezuela went socialist and aligned themselves with Russia and China. Trump is big mad so he's taking their oil to fund the new Trump MAGA Whitehouse Ballroom (that's literally what it's called).

2025-12-22 01:24:18 UTC

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unlike Iraq, we are actually taking their oil.

2025-12-17 19:35:15 UTC

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Stand Your Ground is irrelevant in your house. The duty to retreat has never applied in your own home. Castle doctrine applied instead. I point this out because the left is deliberately confusing these terms to blame everything on stand your ground laws.

2025-12-15 21:33:37 UTC

deleted my linkedin. haven't used it in years. final straw was when vendors somehow cross referenced my linked in profile with my work email address and I get endless spam. Probably too late to stop it, but at least they won't be able to confirm on linkedin that I still work there before spamming me.

2025-12-15 03:19:15 UTC

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Nuke regs in the US were fucked since TMI's partial meltdown in 1980. Chernobyl didn't help of course. Regulation flipped from being overly cozy with the industry in the 70s to not allowing anything ever since then. No new reactors, no waste disposal, nothing.

2025-12-14 13:29:51 UTC

Trust the science.
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2025-12-12 14:52:37 UTC

GPL/AGPL/LGPL/Zlib Game of the Year

2025-12-10 01:48:15 UTC

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this is what the kids are talking about when they say it's on like donkey Kong.

2025-12-09 23:46:50 UTC

Public schools are just as ridiculous as they were when I was growing up. When I was entering sixth grade, my mother requested advanced math. Denied, because I wasn't "gifted." But they told her I could double up on math freshman year of high school to catch up with the gifted kids. Three years later I requested to double up on math my freshman year of high school. Surprise surprise, policy changed and they wouldn't let me.
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2025-12-09 16:46:54 UTC

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2025-12-04 13:46:33 UTC

GPL/AGPL/LGPL/Zlib Game of the Year quarterfinal 3. All games have had an update this year. Top 5 advance.

2025-12-03 14:30:34 UTC

GPL/AGPL/LGPL/Zlib Game of the Year Domination through Irrlamb quarterfinal. Top 5 advance. All these games have released an update this year.

2025-12-02 16:04:37 UTC

AGPL/GPL/LGPL/ZLIB Game of the Year 0AD - Deer Portal Quarterfinal. Top 5 advance. All games have had a release this year.

2025-11-27 16:17:58 UTC

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love pinball but the machines are huge, expensive, and a nightmare to maintain. There are actually lots of decent arcades to play at these days though. There are even lots of leagues. I'd like to play a bar league someday. Maybe when my kids are a bit older.

2025-11-27 16:13:37 UTC

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it was a great game though 😆

2025-11-18 14:16:28 UTC

Cloudfare still down

2025-11-18 01:36:54 UTC

Ask Indians what they think about Indians from a different caste.
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2025-11-13 16:51:11 UTC

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First three are absolute bangers. Never heard of con te partiro. Not sure if a specific version of santa claus is coming to town is being referenced here, but it is an extremely over-covered and over-played song. I like Christmas music and it is not in my top ten christmas songs.

2025-11-13 01:23:37 UTC

Should have been done years ago.
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2025-11-10 23:59:08 UTC

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2025-11-06 14:47:26 UTC

Windows 11 is terrible. They added features to notepad. The greatness of notepad is that it had absolutely nothing but text editing. The interface hadn't changed... ever? So of course they added tabs and formatting!!?!? Windows was never good, but MS has lost sight of what made Windows tolerable.

2025-11-05 20:49:47 UTC

F
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2025-10-27 12:20:42 UTC

Wage an unrelenting culture war for decades. People finally start complaining about it. "Oh no why are they declaring a culture war on us?"
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2025-10-13 19:49:30 UTC

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2025-10-03 14:00:16 UTC

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Is M$ realizing how badly they fucked up? ROFL

2025-09-29 17:27:05 UTC

Audit legal immigration.
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2025-09-18 23:27:11 UTC

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The FBI was in constant communication with twitter about what needed to be censored and who needed to be banned. The FBI doesn't need to explicitly threaten you with anything. Everyone knows what's up when they show up. The supreme Court said this was perfectly fine and no one on the left complained. Consequences. No one on the right has any sympathy. We've been pointing this all out for years. The left has destroyed every norm in this country.

2025-09-13 01:17:04 UTC

Election via

2025-09-07 22:45:38 UTC

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Changed the setting. Now I'm going to play Kirby's pinball land.

2025-09-07 22:44:58 UTC

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Ugh the Debian live cd put my computer to sleep after like 15 minutes so I made barely any progress on the home directory backup 😭

2025-09-06 23:59:54 UTC

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Now backing up my home directory to a network drive.

2025-09-06 23:49:17 UTC

Tried to fix my package issues. Now Ubuntu laptop won't boot at all. Debian time I guess.

2025-09-03 16:57:01 UTC

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Delegate to doctors and parents. Also end all of the programs that give doctors and hospitals kickbacks for pushing vaccines. If the vaccines are that great, it shouldn't be difficult to convince doctors to recommend them.

2025-08-07 16:59:32 UTC

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The problem is that you don't know if there is an allergy if you don't trigger it, either accidentally or with a test. Most peanut allergies are permanent, but some people have lost them. Lots of kids grow out of milk and egg allergies. If you never test and never expose, then you will never know. Blood tests don't involve exposure, but they are even less accurate than skin tests.

2025-08-07 16:36:33 UTC

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Neither skin tests nor blood tests are very accurate for food allergies. Oral challenges are the best, but there is obvious risk in allergen exposure.
My younger daughter is allergic to milk and peanuts. She was also allergic to eggs when she was younger, but has thankfully grown out of that one. We are doing a baked milk oral challenge next month. Last year we did a peanut oral challenge and we unfortunately had to stop it. She rashed up immediately.
We kept peanuts completely out of the house for a while, but we are a little more lax now. We do clean and wash up after using or eating peanuts.

2025-07-30 13:13:50 UTC

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Yeah, I still think Nintendo has to be holding onto a big first party title for the holidays. I was expecting a first party announcement this week. Can't just be Metroid Prime 4, right?

2025-07-22 20:32:24 UTC

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AGPL. Nice. I'll have to check it out. I tried to setup xmpp for my wife and I awhile back, but I was dissatisfied with the interface. I don't know if I wasn't using the right android app, or the right server software, but sending images didn't work. I'm sure I could have gotten it to work if I spent more time on it. But if this is simpler that is great too.

2025-07-16 18:18:50 UTC

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only American football fans know. This is the original: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrible_Towel

2025-06-13 20:41:35 UTC

Pray for peace. Buy defense stocks.

2025-06-11 22:48:35 UTC

Croquet is cool again.
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2025-06-09 22:57:19 UTC

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2025-06-01 20:54:53 UTC

Dr. Demento is retiring. He announced on his show yesterday that it would be his last new show. He is planning on doing some review shows in the fall.

2025-05-18 13:49:14 UTC

I grew up on these streets.
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2025-05-13 14:56:21 UTC

Server less is so 2010s. Codeless is the future.
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2025-04-20 13:14:27 UTC

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2025-04-18 19:01:21 UTC

Nintendo Switch 2 preorders launch Thursday April 24.

2025-04-03 18:53:34 UTC

The Very Important Poll is almost over.
Switch 2 halved it's support from the pre-direct poll.
I am buying a switch 2 for two reasons:
1. My launch switch is on its last legs and I have a ton of switch games I would still like to play.
2. Mario Kart World and Donkey Kong Bananza look pretty cool.
The price increase sucks, but $60 has been the price point for a new AAA game for 25 years. Everything has gone up in price during that time period. It was only a matter of time before games followed suit.
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2025-04-02 19:28:52 UTC

Repeating the Very Important Poll now that we know stuff.

2025-03-20 20:37:32 UTC

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How I know I'm old. I try to learn from the program's help options instead of running straight to a search engine.

2025-03-20 20:34:06 UTC

git log --help
help file opens in browser
wtf

2025-03-19 18:53:07 UTC

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within five years ai will be better at solving captchas than humans.

2025-03-16 15:58:59 UTC

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With tabs, you can set the tab width to be whatever you want in your editor. With spaces, you are stuck with however many spaces the file is already formatted with. I've always liked tabs for this reason, but I've accepted that the two-space indenters have won this war.

2025-03-10 15:21:40 UTC

Which way?

2025-03-09 23:10:04 UTC

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this is one of the first times I used it. I was curious to try it because it is supposedly less restricted than other gai. I haven't paid for jt.

2025-03-09 23:06:21 UTC

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yes

2025-03-09 23:04:41 UTC

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2025-03-06 21:49:23 UTC

France is now demanding backdoors in messaging apps. We should withdraw from NATO over this. Weak encryption is a national security risk.

2025-02-26 17:57:08 UTC

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I agree with forking the chain. The DAO set the precedent. Some people see it as compromising the chain. I see it as the community overcoming an attack.

2025-02-18 21:16:31 UTC

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Clearly the invitation to a secret society.

2025-02-07 16:37:58 UTC

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A few questions. What is the quality of this service vs lexis nexis? How many government employees actually need "up-to-the-minute, detailed reporting on policy decisions?" Shouldn't they be getting those from their coworkers who actually make these policies? Also, how many right-wing news services got anywhere near the same level of government support?
I think we already know the answers to all these questions.

2025-02-06 13:48:15 UTC

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For the amount we were paying Reuters for lsd, we could have armed cool cats in every school to stop every school shooting

2025-01-23 22:40:33 UTC

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we were THAT close to Jeb. Would he have beaten Hillary though? I think so, but I also didn't think Biden would ever be president.

2025-01-21 21:24:18 UTC

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I'm going to be trying cursor soon.

2025-01-21 00:32:10 UTC

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I'm less than half that, even counting Amazon prime.

2025-01-10 23:53:46 UTC

bitkeeper scm revoked free license for linux devs
so linus trovalds said stfu
created git and destroyed them
the end.
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2025-01-07 12:32:14 UTC

Americans get jobs from foreign employers? That's stealing! You don't hate the media enough.
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2024-08-29 12:08:14 UTC

Happy birthday skynet!
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2024-08-27 18:53:17 UTC

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Lots more automation. Self driving cars. There's a lot of stuff that we have the first version of. Future versions will get way better. Vacuum robots. Lawn mowing robots. If there are advances in nanotechnology or quantum computing, then there will
e even bigger changes . Another tech that we've been close to for decades: cold fusion as an energy source.

2024-08-27 18:41:17 UTC

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Cable TV was not common until tbe 80s. Home computers did not exist until the late 70s. The changes we have had in the past 75 years are vast. I would still side with the tech bros on this one. The next 75 will have more changes.