Sats McJay

Vedic Seeker | Martial Human | Bitcoin Maximalist ⭕
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Software Engineer #python #golang #typescript #react #rust #elixir #neo4j #bitcoin #nostr
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"We hold ourselves aloof from the dust of polemical strife." —John Gall, Systemantics
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Public Key

npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf

NIP-05 Address

wisehodl.dev

Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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Last Notes

2026-04-21 13:20:02 UTC

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This is precisely the correct way to use these 🫡

2026-04-21 12:19:00 UTC

Pushed two updates for my slowly growing nostr stack. Working on Banyan's trust algorithm from the bottom up.
**`go-roots` v0.4.0** – Protocol foundation. Made some performance improvements.
https://github.com/wisehodl/go-roots
**`go-honeybee` v0.2.0** – Websocket transport pool. Made the actual pools.
https://github.com/wisehodl/go-honeybee

2026-04-21 11:28:04 UTC

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A beautiful good morning ✌️🧡

2026-04-21 11:27:02 UTC

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Unfair. Devs need robot friends because real friends are too grounded in the real world. The world of software is a wonderful imaginary paradise and who are we to take that from them?

2026-04-21 11:23:18 UTC

Good morning brosquitos ✌️🧡

2026-04-21 11:18:09 UTC

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Good morning ✌️🧡

2026-04-21 04:31:39 UTC

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@nprofile…3trl 🦶

2026-04-21 04:22:37 UTC

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We all lowkey suck at using relays. Highkey too. Midkey. All the keys.

2026-04-21 04:19:06 UTC

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I really need to try out LocalSend. KDE Connect is a bit too flaky.
Welcome to Linux where you need to research every word someone says to see if it's the name of a program.

2026-04-21 04:15:58 UTC

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I did that once and the next day I thought, wow that whole conversation was bullshit enabling, and decided never to do that anymore.

2026-04-21 04:13:16 UTC

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Whiplash is one of the most intense movies I've ever watched. Wild.

2026-04-21 00:29:55 UTC

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Congrats my man! Maybe it'll be great and you'll charm everyone by how genuinely pleased you are.

2026-04-20 18:29:54 UTC

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volcel lol

2026-04-20 16:23:48 UTC

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I think it just means we're going to get everyone's soap. All their soap are belong to us.

2026-04-20 16:16:00 UTC

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Is this the quantum fud I've been hearing so much about?

2026-04-20 15:22:51 UTC

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It's funny because I'm currently using a soapminer bar as well.

2026-04-20 11:34:09 UTC

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Me too 😁 like I'm aligned 🧘‍♂️

2026-04-20 10:40:09 UTC

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Good morning ✌️🧡

2026-04-20 10:39:29 UTC

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The soap has cleaned you, brother.

2026-04-20 10:36:01 UTC

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For some reason the words just came to me this time. I was done in a minute. It was a good day.

2026-04-20 10:34:07 UTC

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Shampoo makes my hair smoother a bit flatter actually, but soap keeps it natural. I also rub coconut-castor oil since it gets dry, and that also serves as a long-term stiffener to keep the style. All in all, soap has been better for my hair.
With shampoo I have to use styling creams and such. With soap, my hair basically styles itself because it maintains its structure.

2026-04-20 02:39:26 UTC

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😭🤣
But perhaps two idiots can add up to one intelligent?

2026-04-20 02:36:35 UTC

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Can two idiots fall in love?

2026-04-20 02:33:19 UTC

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Maybe you're undergoing forced spiritual awakening in the background.

2026-04-20 02:25:37 UTC

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Correct 👍

2026-04-20 02:20:22 UTC

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"I thought otherwise than to respond."
Think again mf.

2026-04-20 02:17:52 UTC

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"High rolling" 🤔

2026-04-20 02:12:16 UTC

WORD5 #563 3/6
⬛⬛⬛🟧🟪
⬛🟪🟪⬛🟪
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
https://otherstuff.ai/word5/

2026-04-20 02:10:42 UTC

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Way too similar to be coincidence 😝

2026-04-20 01:02:29 UTC

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Yes

2026-04-20 01:02:07 UTC

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Soap
Everywhere

2026-04-20 00:57:25 UTC

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The more you kn⭕w

2026-04-19 15:59:11 UTC

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Homemade is always better. Just milk, cocoa powder, and honey. I premix the honey and cocoa so the warm milk can incorporate easily into it.
But lately I've been using pure cacao, which needs to be blended with hot milk and honey.
But both are infinitely superior to a packet.

2026-04-19 15:54:04 UTC

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You too dood

2026-04-19 15:53:29 UTC

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Is cocoa the bean and cacao the processed version?
I use these terms randomly.

2026-04-19 15:50:56 UTC

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Good morning ✌️🧡

2026-04-19 15:48:38 UTC

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Life gets fun when it's hard.

2026-04-19 15:47:26 UTC

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Good morning ✌️🧡

2026-04-19 15:44:34 UTC

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Why would I want to watch a bunch of dudes in my gameplay.

2026-04-19 10:29:17 UTC

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Flip a coin!

2026-04-19 02:51:06 UTC

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We are all the Nostr servers

2026-04-19 02:38:18 UTC

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Oh sorry, you can see them by going to Explore from the main page. I also mirror the main ones to github. All the repos with names like Roots, Mana, Prana, Honeybee, Heartwood, Banyan will be Nostr related.
https://git.wisehodl.dev/explore/repos
https://github.com/wisehodl
For example I'm working on honeybee right now so I can have a foundation to start the aggregator algorithm.
https://github.com/wisehodl/go-honeybee

2026-04-19 02:34:11 UTC

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Ok then I'm optimistic.
With a side of doom just cause it feels weird not to.

2026-04-19 02:33:13 UTC

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The Conan performance is so top tier. Up there with The Man Who Sold the World performance by Nirvana on MTV.

2026-04-19 02:31:00 UTC

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And that makes all the difference

2026-04-19 02:23:31 UTC

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The disturbed version is the de facto version for me ever since I heard it.

2026-04-19 02:22:24 UTC

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One time there was a bee napping on my window's bugscreen and I was happy to have company.

2026-04-19 02:21:29 UTC

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Does it count as dooming when you know things will only get better if you do the work, but it's just doom in the meantime until it's finished? Or is that optimism?

2026-04-19 02:19:23 UTC

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You two talking in the same thread is confusing because your profile pics are so similar lol.
Now I know how @nprofile…jtas feels when he sees me and @nprofile…dc3y talk.

2026-04-19 02:18:15 UTC

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Everyone's got that one way they make ramen that's the bomb. I have one too. But I haven't had it with whiskey, so I'll have to try it.

2026-04-18 20:15:20 UTC

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Luckily on Nostr you can. But the larger the clients get, the harder it is.
I'm just stuck wondering how relays play into the power dynamic.

2026-04-18 20:13:38 UTC

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But what about the inheritance software? What's that going to be?

2026-04-18 20:09:26 UTC

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I'm writing the Banyan relay but it's a fairly slow, one-man effort because I'm writing the whole protocol stack from scratch as small modular libraries at https://git.wisehodl.dev . Personally I wish never to write a nip.
Other efforts in love NIP-85 trusted assertions and things like graperank to determine user trust scored and other things. The #wotathon tag has a lot of content related to it. I'm not really targeting trusted assertions though.
naddr1qqsxxmmwvdjhqar4v9kxj7nfdenj6argv5kkyctw09skuttjv4kxz7gzypld04wr40cxlgwqpacls7v9va5lg6kfyd2vz2dna42ky5rfyl3qqqcyqqq823c9lrxc8

2026-04-18 17:46:22 UTC

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I passed this along to a relevant party.

2026-04-18 17:45:33 UTC

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Looks familiar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UConsole
Will you be releasing the source code for the inheritance program running on the Pi so people can build their own?

2026-04-18 17:42:09 UTC

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How did the term vegan even come about? It's not even a real word 🤔

2026-04-18 17:36:43 UTC

Every Nostr client is a platform. We just decentralized the server. But the user still has to abide by the rules set by the client in a way that is identical to dealing with a platform. Albeit one with perhaps a more responsive team. And the technical user can fork the platform and run his or her own.
Still better overall and worth continuing. But also worth recognizing what "decentralization" has actually been achieved.

2026-04-18 17:33:32 UTC

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Good morning ✌️🧡

2026-04-18 17:29:34 UTC

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Still got it. I had to compress it a little to make it less phat in megabytes.

2026-04-18 17:28:53 UTC

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😂🤣

2026-04-18 17:28:18 UTC

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People are sharing dickpics on Nostr?

2026-04-18 17:27:52 UTC

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Have a good one

2026-04-18 16:15:55 UTC

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I know you're not a bot tho, so I won't 🫂

2026-04-18 16:15:12 UTC

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Is this some kinda protocol level thisg or a wisp thing?

2026-04-18 16:12:52 UTC

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The power of the god pokemons compels you!

2026-04-18 16:11:54 UTC

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Really?

2026-04-18 16:05:14 UTC

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Mom I'm scared

2026-04-18 16:04:49 UTC

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100% in need of exorcism
https://npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf.blossom.band/8b19d4c221d00f296ba94dbd514bce01b7ee74783c093d7d79d8c770e65f5b2c.gif

2026-04-18 16:02:14 UTC

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Hahaha yes

2026-04-18 14:55:47 UTC

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If I squint I can see it ⭕📿

2026-04-18 14:53:44 UTC

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That's gross, but correct nonetheless

2026-04-18 14:20:48 UTC

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I'll have to give it a whirl.

2026-04-18 14:20:13 UTC

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I mean write a new relay 🔥 no nips, only small libraries that act like specs.
#naddr1qq…rxc8

2026-04-18 13:28:18 UTC

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I haven't seen the movie, but sounds like the ⭕
@nprofile…8rh0 @nprofile…tscy @nprofile…xsrp @nprofile…9snl @nprofile…mjzq @nprofile…cvmw @nprofile…nxu6 @nprofile…kype @nprofile…le0d @nprofile…3trl

2026-04-18 13:20:25 UTC

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What will you say? 🎤

2026-04-18 13:11:40 UTC

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We're gonna bring circles to nostr. I can already see them forming. We just need the software to recognize them.

2026-04-18 13:10:22 UTC

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Gettem boiii

2026-04-18 12:52:27 UTC

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What is this magic? You can run services without domain names?

2026-04-18 12:50:21 UTC

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I'm on it
https://npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf.blossom.band/0478714e69834ba544135efc3b8ae8d05f25f45733934258fc11d9fa3ded7ed9.jpg

2026-04-18 12:38:36 UTC

Good morning ✌️🧡
Today was one of those days where I felt like I was waking up into a body made of wood with a mind made of marshmallow. The spirit is untouched, so whatever, we ball.

2026-04-18 12:34:44 UTC

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🔥🫠🔥

2026-04-18 12:33:35 UTC

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I was in the first group for the most part, but in school college and work I'd slip into the third group just to feel something.
I still am to some extent, but I feel like the share of myself that exists in the second group is higher than the other two now. I'm not worthless nor do I want to go to extremes to show I have worth. Being in the middle is much nicer.

2026-04-18 12:25:07 UTC

Votes! Cast your votes!
#nevent1q…n4kr

2026-04-18 12:23:37 UTC

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Striving to be a second group enjooyer.

2026-04-18 02:44:24 UTC

Boom 💥
WORD5 #561 3/6
🟧⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟧
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
https://otherstuff.ai/word5/

2026-04-18 02:38:22 UTC

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Good night ✌️🧡

2026-04-18 02:26:42 UTC

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And I'll fuckin do it again

2026-04-18 02:17:59 UTC

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Ermahgersh

2026-04-18 02:05:56 UTC

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Wait I lose in both cases?
🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

2026-04-18 02:04:27 UTC

Using LLMs to go slower is the biggest brain move I can think of 🐢
Building quality faster in the long run, chopping off long tail risks with infinitely more powerful planning and review. These things are so much better than going fast.
I'm not running on a fiat hamster wheel, so don't @ me if you are. Hfsp

2026-04-18 01:49:44 UTC

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No it's ok I'm a gullible fool 🫂

2026-04-18 01:49:23 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/j3ke3aXltqR8o1sU.gif

2026-04-18 01:48:54 UTC

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Bro I trusted you 😭😂🤣

2026-04-18 00:52:30 UTC

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Is this a new staking protocol for plants? How do I buy in?

2026-04-18 00:51:04 UTC

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Did anyone make any good bets?

2026-04-18 00:48:21 UTC

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I dunno if he even felt any of those.

2026-04-18 00:46:03 UTC

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I never lived in an era where it was cool to be fun. Dumbass social justice.

2026-04-18 00:45:17 UTC

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This is the way. Keep the real ones by purging the fake.

2026-04-18 00:43:28 UTC

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Or being an artist and having to serve TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, Discord, YouTube, Twitter, Bluesky, etc. just to make 3 dollars a month or whatever.

2026-04-18 00:41:32 UTC

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Give me your phone for a sec