:watamelon: Xylo the Cozy 🥞

watamelon and [former] ruina connoisseur

i poast watamelon because i love watamelon
sometimes i poast anime feet too

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

qwerty_at_poa.st@momostr.pink

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Last Notes

2024-09-02 10:36:57

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2024-09-01 19:01:40

Summer is officially over and it's not fair that the summer weather continues.
I need absolutely soul-crushingly drab grey weather with the temperature to match now

2024-08-23 23:09:40

so...
how about them puerto ricans, eh?

2024-08-10 17:41:55

As long as it's old Obsidian and not new Obsidian storytelling
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2024-08-10 11:50:24

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2024-08-09 05:55:23

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2024-08-08 00:57:07

I love 2024
Such a good year
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2024-08-07 13:34:24

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wednessing rn
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2024-08-06 06:50:52

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2024-08-06 06:42:26

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2024-08-05 23:58:14

oh fuuuck
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2024-08-05 23:48:16

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2024-08-05 23:45:37

Reality meets the Simulacrum
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2024-08-05 19:48:53

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2024-08-04 20:29:07

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2024-08-04 18:05:44

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2024-08-04 04:04:15

bro's chromed up

2024-08-04 02:10:31

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2024-08-04 01:54:56

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Mr. Breast
send poast

2024-08-03 18:07:29

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2024-08-02 23:15:48

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I'm all about that PsyOppai
(Translators note: Oppai is Japanese for "breasts".)

2024-08-02 22:14:30

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2024-08-02 07:08:21

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It sadly is
https://i.poastcdn.org/b496507d0bdf5b1bd057b72e0104263b7f872c02183db8bd10524a88138ebfdf.png

2024-08-02 06:48:04

bro's from Kalamazoo, Michigan

2024-08-01 21:05:14

mini-pizza making

2024-08-01 20:46:24

It's clown week, fellas
Things are about to get very silly on a global scale like we've never seen it before...
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2024-08-01 18:00:18

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Benny was the original shitposter

2024-07-31 21:58:43

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2024-07-31 13:27:11

totally modular, dude!
https://i.poastcdn.org/615b27ed25e7b524c4bdc4d53996c00151f7f7695d232c49e5f0731e1c8ad8fa.png

2024-07-31 01:56:01

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2024-07-30 22:02:57

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Nobody knows that. Nobody knows anything but that doc admitted he texted inappropiately to a minor

2024-07-30 21:59:55

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That's the thing. Nobody knows because twitch didn't release the transcripts or any other details but I highly doubt it was something like she was 1 second off from becoming 18 lol.
The Doc admitted he knowingly texted a minor and he admitted the texts were inappropiate in nature. That's all there needs to be said imo.

2024-07-30 21:51:40

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I'm banning you from life, Chinaman
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2024-07-30 21:50:57

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I watched the squid game one and that's all I needed to watch

2024-07-29 23:53:47

Could really go for an ice cream sundae rn
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2024-07-28 22:41:10

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2024-07-27 23:50:37

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The milk looks spoiled

2024-07-27 18:34:37

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Alex Gleason vaxxed my dog, that sonuva bitch!

2024-07-24 21:43:00

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2024-07-24 21:40:07

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2024-07-24 21:36:30

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2024-07-23 21:59:00

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2024-07-23 19:16:19

16 TIMES THE DEBT
4 TIMES THE MILITARY SPENDING
DOUBLE THE FOREIGN AID
ALL OF IT WILL JUST WORK
TODD HOWARD 2024
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2024-07-23 17:21:12

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2024-07-23 00:46:00

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2024-07-22 20:36:22

I'm done with "based" 🤮
It's "awesomesauce" from now on :watamelon:

2024-07-22 15:08:47

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2024-07-22 14:55:49

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That's why I'm keyed instead of based :watamelon:

2024-07-22 14:54:59

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Wowee, who could've seen this happen? :watamelon:
https://i.poastcdn.org/905748e105473d5e4981d01e27c5e5ea71dde25dfc8696baf5d7e2f48ae5da80.png

2024-07-22 14:51:26

I saw my ex-gf today
https://i.poastcdn.org/494d387e13aaf5b166a0d4d397ae8fed06076ef087bb92b5c501f2ec882539c1.jpg

2024-07-21 17:33:43

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2024-07-20 23:33:42

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2024-07-20 22:34:54

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my vote goes to "it's whatever"

2024-07-20 22:33:22

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what the frick is this

2024-07-19 19:28:04

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best I can do is this, sorry
https://i.poastcdn.org/726956d97d2a99a8b2fa02fbe4442c8f523bc820bd4758f5bac98a2114389a88.webm

2024-07-19 16:49:32

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2024-07-19 01:38:56

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This tagline doesn't even say that he played the game. It doesn't even say that the game was on his account.
It just says the game is availabe on Steam and that's all they got lol

2024-07-19 01:32:31

the frickin' reach
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2024-07-15 23:02:23

nibbas jelqing on the tl like it's 2021

2024-07-15 16:50:34

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2024-07-14 00:08:08

https://i.poastcdn.org/54565f27284b6617af464a63d77b20f08dfac210078028f4e51caf80732f4d60.png

2024-07-13 22:52:45

How many attempts at political assassinations do you guys think we'll get this season?

2024-07-13 18:58:56

the ducks are evolving
https://i.poastcdn.org/0751327c15a79ea33a6f611e5d2948a95f7e9547c93e4b2807cf056d5ade124e.png

2024-07-13 12:37:53

buckle blade
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2024-07-12 19:54:45

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2024-07-11 20:07:53

I hope Boogie dies soon so I can stop seeing his name online

2024-07-11 17:45:24

hag HATE
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2024-07-11 07:46:50

>jalapeño flavored cheese puffs
thoughts?

2024-07-11 07:40:49

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Boogie faked having cancer

2024-07-09 18:05:46

You homos are butthurt tho. Always crying about watamelons. W/E.
It used to confuse me as to why. We dindu nuffins.
Now when I see assholes like yourself and dread constantly bitching about it, I tweak your noses.
Guess what? It works. You get all y'all's butthurts.
Proof? You're reading it.
https://i.poastcdn.org/817044076d96798ae821dbb6d114b3b580f6cebea3b553c83ac66f295785fba1.gif

2024-06-23 03:05:30

AAAA I AM BACK IN SCHOOL
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2024-06-21 15:37:24

she broke the vchuuba rule
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2024-06-21 01:10:22

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Gab's too good for you, you sick frick.
It's [minds.com](http://www.minds.com ) for you

2024-06-21 00:21:15

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2024-06-19 21:57:48

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That's cool
https://i.poastcdn.org/00f46c10cbcbf7bbdaf8a23400f5c463a46c0a61acc93cdb196e164abc9a448d.jpg

2024-06-19 17:00:45

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Good. Ban me you fucking faggot. I'd love to see it.
You think you're hot shit compared to gab and you're going to ban me on day 1 for criticizing minor functions of your website and anime users?
Go ahead and prove me correct for doubting this was a legitimate alternative for serious people.

2024-06-19 13:52:55

i don't poop, i shit .
i piss and defecate myself.
you have every chance to stop me.
if you can. fair play if you do.

2024-06-18 13:42:03

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I have altered reality.
Abe would be proud.
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2024-06-18 13:36:17

There's no saving the Japs. It's over
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2024-06-17 13:04:39

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2024-06-15 22:09:18

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Sorry, that was before my time

2024-06-15 21:53:06

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non-whites

2024-06-15 21:14:03

I'm very disappointed in the Midwest
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2024-06-15 15:34:28

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this is the government saying this

2024-06-15 15:33:22

>the news are all about what do in a crisis
>how and what to stock up on
>how to make do without electricity
maybe...
just maybe...
it's happening
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2024-06-14 13:03:56

Australia needs to be stopped
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2024-06-13 18:54:54

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It's too late for that. He will have his penis exploded on the spot
https://i.poastcdn.org/a01ae5190353e065c31afc3280e038f2f8099045f7c19254b872c2ed446b2c74.png

2024-06-12 21:37:16

when did bronies go extinct?

2024-06-09 22:18:52

guys...
you need to see this...
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2024-06-09 20:55:35

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It's going to be a good day when he's behind bars

2024-06-09 06:16:39

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2024-06-07 18:00:26

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There's a reason everyone knows the killdozer and only a few actually know the name of the man who built it.
The Killdozer ascended the man and that's cool in its own right

2024-06-07 17:53:08

I don't care what fags on twitter think,
the killdozer is cool

2024-06-07 09:38:05

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2024-06-07 05:12:37

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2024-06-06 03:36:11

I admit, I laughed out loud at "abortion assassins"
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