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Last Notes

2026-08-21 22:49:51 UTC

This makes me very sad, I briefly talked to one of the people on his team making it happen on here a while back.
They were trying to help bring the beef industry back to individual farmers.
#nevent1q…rh0k

2026-08-21 22:47:07 UTC

Texas Slim lost Beef.com 😭

2026-08-15 04:33:38 UTC

I just landed on and twisted my leg really bad.
Can barely walk.
Fuck.

2026-08-15 03:49:48 UTC

Trezor is out here running ads same week they announced their data leaks.
https://image.nostr.build/8aed0916fb4c598c2e776bd556318dc81e471b8e9bd4481176a7595bd53a4d5b.jpg

2026-08-15 03:42:05 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/6d6b90bf43894be303ea89c8ac4cc302faec0df2d8bdc17a793331016b11f7cf.jpg

2026-08-15 03:15:14 UTC

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I would but I don’t think that Nostr apps give out sponsorships.
They did offer me to become an ambassador once but I politely declined because I have a lot going on already.

2026-08-15 03:00:41 UTC

Wow, I know that guy! 🤯
#nevent1q…wak8

2026-08-15 02:06:28 UTC

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True they lack the mental capacity to understand.

2026-08-15 02:02:20 UTC

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You are just an unhappy malnourished little vegan.

2026-08-15 01:35:44 UTC

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Eating animals is is not only ok but necessary for human health, consuming your own kind is a different matter entirely.

2026-08-15 00:44:46 UTC

This is the coolest community without a doubt on the face of the earth.
People here get each other and are there for one another in times of difficulty.
I rarely meet an unkind person on Nostr, almost everyone has been great.

2026-08-14 21:25:20 UTC

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Get off Nostr and enjoy your anniversary with your wife.

2026-08-14 06:23:01 UTC

I remember the hype in 2019 online about how 2020 was gonna be this amazing year and how we were entering an amazing decade.
Boy if we knew.
Nothing feels right anymore.

2026-08-14 02:47:51 UTC

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Ain’t nobody wanna see that 😂

2026-08-14 02:43:33 UTC

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I can do this, but i don’t think people will pay for it.

2026-08-14 02:43:08 UTC

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This is a good idea, but it would take a very long time cause my center only gives out $35 each time.

2026-08-14 02:38:05 UTC

$1,000 extra right now would solve every one of my current problems right now.
How can I make $1,000 on top of what I’m currently doing though?

2026-08-14 00:41:18 UTC

You don’t need to pass any “criteria” to become monetized on Nostr, all you need is a lightning address.

2026-08-13 23:55:48 UTC

Thank you to all Firefighters.
There ain’t no song called “Fuck the Firefighters”
Those guys are legends.

2026-08-13 23:50:34 UTC

There was a breakout in searches on Google for “My eyes hurt” right after the solar eclipse because people like to look directly at it.
https://image.nostr.build/6e6356bdb1c88af61fb32be434d3839d3e13931f6e225e4a4f7d1cd35b943a50.jpg

2026-08-13 23:46:24 UTC

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Wow that’s sick! I was listening to Pink Floyd earlier one of my favorites.

2026-08-13 22:35:43 UTC

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Thank you I appreciate that, I really don’t know where I stand with it, but I do believe most modern religions are a sham.

2026-08-13 21:36:23 UTC

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2026-08-13 19:49:20 UTC

I don’t know which client to use anymore cause every client I use someone tells me “Don’t use that they censor us”.

2026-08-13 10:36:29 UTC

One of the great unsolved mysteries of the universe:
Is @mainvolume a person or a bot?

2026-08-13 09:01:08 UTC

If you support Israel at this point, you are either 100% brainwashed and clueless, or you are literally Demonic and Evil.
There is no excuse whatsoever for the disgusting evil and legitimately demonic behavior they have engaged in and orchestrated these last few years.

2026-08-13 08:07:06 UTC

BeRetarded.com

2026-08-13 06:32:25 UTC

I’m done with this barely getting by in life, I hate it.
This must change.

2026-08-13 05:43:34 UTC

Been using Uber Eats to make money, I clocked it in today to wait for orders.
Not a single one popped up except like 3 $3 ones that cost more in gas to complete than you make.
😞

2026-08-13 04:36:45 UTC

Do you believe in a God?
If not, why? If yes, why?

2026-08-12 21:59:54 UTC

Live in the mindset of constant abundance even when physical signs don’t match.
Abundance will follow.

2026-08-12 21:34:10 UTC

Name one food/drink that is severely underrated and one that is severely overrated.

2026-08-12 21:02:32 UTC

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Thanks for reminding me I still owe them $50 from months ago 😂

2026-08-12 10:30:42 UTC

So apparently MySpace is coming back.

2026-08-12 09:24:28 UTC

@npub18am…p424 has got to be the most uncontroversial person on Nostr.
Like I’ve seen people hate on just about everyone but ain’t nobody hating on good old Derek Ross.
It’s kinda crazy with how big he is on here too.

2026-08-12 09:07:55 UTC

@npub107j…ncxg is like the only large account other than Derek on Nostr that I haven’t seen getting slandered with hate the last few weeks.

2026-08-12 08:58:37 UTC

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I read this story also earlier, people are getting far too comfortable trusting these bots.

2026-08-12 08:02:35 UTC

I feel famous when my note goes “viral” on Nostr and gets three comments and 10 likes.

2026-08-12 06:42:34 UTC

You can wave a wand and tomorrow one thing in the world disappears forever.
What are you getting rid of?

2026-08-12 06:27:03 UTC

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Good morning sir, I drink mine from a can iced usually so it’s usually on point.
Enjoy your Wednesday.

2026-08-12 05:54:40 UTC

This made be laugh.
https://image.nostr.build/642effb0780e0199ba866dee79496ff69d2bf32266bec6487e9ebfef84267969.jpg

2026-08-10 05:04:36 UTC

I’m so sick of this life man.

2026-08-08 22:25:10 UTC

@nprofile…vk44 I know you are lurking on Nostr cause you edited your profile name, why have you not made even an apology or statement to the people of Nostr?

2026-08-08 22:17:08 UTC

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Yes, gotta stack sats somehow.
#nevent1q…n3p9

2026-08-07 09:20:28 UTC

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I am not 100% certain, so I’m not going to say I am or that he’s lying, however the image looked off to me, appears to be AI generated, why would he not post the real dog.
I want to be wrong, I’ve kinda been friends with this guy a bit, but I don’t know.
https://blossom.primal.net/527e0ae68997074752e80378f8983ccfd67f8464706c4e768bcb750cb326ad66.jpg
#nevent1q…57lv

2026-08-06 08:13:55 UTC

I don’t really see people smoking cigarettes anymore these days.

2026-08-05 17:34:10 UTC

Ok, my respect for telegram has grown a little.
They are on there demanding an apology from Apple too 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/269bbd3cb12785a413ccb41aebf4bf4d70a3ccd9507aa21ae4b8c2054e1d7b4e.jpg

2026-08-05 07:15:18 UTC

Good Night Nostr 😴
https://blossom.primal.net/571e401fafdfe0e02dfce78835d5080e137a68c8129c5471bc0d5b18f2567798.mp4

2026-08-05 07:00:55 UTC

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I also feel the version of myself I put up to others around me, including family, isn’t actually me, yet I do it without even thinking about it.
#nevent1q…cjwy

2026-08-05 06:44:03 UTC

Have you ever felt surrounded by people, but yet completely alone?

2026-08-04 02:16:33 UTC

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There are better apps, like signal, telegram is a shitcoin scam app.

2026-08-04 02:09:52 UTC

Good Riddance
https://blossom.primal.net/f1d36e219ad1ae677b68c663f09a558f779cf14958486a4d53ebedb19f37cf74.jpg

2026-08-04 00:58:06 UTC

Congrats whoever this was! $75 in rented Hash returned someone a block.
https://coinmarketcap.com/academy/article/bitcoin-solo-miner-turns-dollar75-into-dollar200k-block-reward-via-rented-hash

2026-08-03 00:20:00 UTC

We are done for folks 🤯
https://blossom.primal.net/3043b5cee887268e5b2cd269e606a511cfaac44c8cca019b746121f29c1c2594.jpg

2026-08-02 04:58:27 UTC

Hmmm…. 🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/f17e993f0f20add34ed5ae517f4270c51034eb22e02f850fd451b42d168acb37.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/ad35132aab01a847d5bb04fe52357aeb6b7b492e48c786ac29d6a120a1181246.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/bd4b3dc7b63a842b06a15c51dec2d0100d4ed63845e5c7ae70b07f29b188866b.jpg

2026-08-01 22:56:28 UTC

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I don’t post on there, I do go on there for news and stuff, but I share screenshots not links.

2026-08-01 19:44:33 UTC

Diversity
https://image.nostr.build/7ef42dfdaab0e49941e95e5f343c2ac2a365db61707467ecda399772b7d08133.jpg

2026-08-01 10:32:42 UTC

If I was a billionaire I would give all those people their bitcoin back.

2026-08-01 09:42:17 UTC

People on X are demanding NVK and Coinkite are made to refund all lost funds.
Not only will this not happen, but it’s also probably way more than they have.

2026-08-01 09:31:30 UTC

Nvk and every other person on his team didn’t lose a dime I’ll bet.

2026-08-01 09:13:59 UTC

My baby is getting old 😢
https://image.nostr.build/bfb6e340f6fd470d7bfae5a927b7217e53e81b5a2928e68e6cb237ded8ae2e26.jpg

2026-08-01 07:43:02 UTC

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Someone on Nostr maybe?

2026-08-01 06:44:19 UTC

Coinkite and anyone who worked with them, their whole career in bitcoin is done.
Not a single person with half a brain cell will buy a ColdCard or anything else they make ever again and you can’t blame them really.

2026-08-01 05:14:47 UTC

Check your public address fast:
https://coldcard-watch.vercel.app

2026-07-31 23:46:10 UTC

Imagine you screw up so bad your COMPETITOR has to come out and tell you what you did wrong.
#nevent1q…yw6a

2026-07-31 23:01:05 UTC

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That is kinda true, feel like it’s gotten worse though with technology.

2026-07-31 22:34:05 UTC

Go steal from a politician or something, not innocent people.

2026-07-31 22:21:35 UTC

You want privacy? You must be doing something wrong.
You want to control your own money? You must be a criminal.
You are Anti War? You must be soft
This is the world we live in now, unfortunately

2026-07-31 21:32:54 UTC

Please also be careful using any hot wallets you find in the app stores these days.
Wallets can look legit, but could be vibe coded and contain vulnerabilities as well.
This goes for any apps you trust with anything important as well.

2026-07-31 20:57:15 UTC

It’s not just the creators of ColdCard that will feel the effects of this.
Any podcast or “Bitcoin influencer” who has promoted them and is the indirect cause someone lost their money will be under fire too.

2026-07-31 20:41:18 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/27988feae649be947192f587e80cc805f9b9aab706f8794182d0b8538f1fd867.jpg

2026-07-31 03:28:47 UTC

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First time I saw them this is what I thought of.
https://image.nostr.build/b93e93b1d838d12499d7dfd847ad933051249596c020d874ae175697189f78aa.jpg

2026-07-31 03:24:56 UTC

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Those wallets don’t even look like something you should be trusting with your money to me.

2026-07-31 02:19:10 UTC

Bitkey throwing shade at Coinkite
#nevent1q…6qmg

2026-07-31 02:11:23 UTC

This is not in relation to ColdCard at all, it just reminded me.
I wonder if some of these hardware wallet companies intentionally leak info or create “security vulnerabilities” intentionally and work with hacking groups, while hiding behind the mask of “a mistake”

2026-07-30 21:31:48 UTC

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I’m coming over for dinner.

2026-07-30 21:12:59 UTC

Hello friends, life has been pretty crazy lately, but I’ve missed you all.
Hope you are having a good week everyone.

2026-07-29 01:58:20 UTC

Good Evening Friends

2026-07-23 19:36:57 UTC

Just built my first Cashu wallet! This one is just for me, will not be publishing this but wanted to share anyways.
It is linked to your npub, you can login on any device with a Nostr Signer and your balance is there on all devices.
This one is a hot wallet, not meant for large amounts, the keys are securely stored on the hosting platforms database and associated with the users pubkey and chosen mint. https://blossom.primal.net/3884f4add31e89a6f424b78aaf979afec5ead0bbac3ed0bb5cf099d916432269.png

2026-07-23 16:58:11 UTC

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Weird name for sure, most flavors are pretty good actually though.
I love cinnamon rolls but would never want to drink one.

2026-07-23 16:33:22 UTC

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Not it merges the intelligence of the United States and Israel, Bibi actually was talking about that himself on a fox interview.

2026-07-23 08:14:00 UTC

Nasty Ass flavor idea, whoever approved this needs to be fired.
https://image.nostr.build/77e988eeb0bc8506be61a3b09ca4881bf6f1b77c444c4be25630cb8fb99a7a78.jpg

2026-07-23 08:11:04 UTC

Bitcoin > The other stuff.

2026-07-23 08:05:09 UTC

Every Coca-Cola company product has the same weird chemical taste.

2026-07-23 07:58:58 UTC

Good Night 😴
https://image.nostr.build/d8946a3fcc5af33682b1d614f4970f5e5af6e8b7e7cede852a603c844b5eb254.gif

2026-07-23 06:45:30 UTC

I swear @npub1r0r…q9ac is building a new app every single day.

2026-07-23 05:57:10 UTC

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Nope it’s true, it does need senate approval but that’s almost guaranteed because most of them support Israel, the house already voted it in.

2026-07-23 04:59:06 UTC

Today the United States signed a bill officially merging Israel’s government and The United States government together.
This gives them access to all intel, military information, and it sounds like private citizens personal information as well.
Both Republicans and Democrats voted for this.

2026-07-22 23:42:18 UTC

Doing God’s Work
https://video.nostr.build/76562173c21679fe47f98b41bab2c3d630f3f7425cd7beb47c508c7e50ae8462.mp4

2026-07-22 17:49:37 UTC

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2026-07-22 08:16:58 UTC

Yo, BitBetBot just got more sexy
#nevent1q…9k5e

2026-07-22 07:59:08 UTC

Sound on 🔊
https://video.nostr.build/2b06a8a2f2c78d7696a0c89331ecddc2e8e3efd30dbbcb7b2ff10de4040037fc.mp4

2026-07-21 20:24:58 UTC

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2026-07-20 06:47:48 UTC

100 individuals have visited this site, not sure why, guess they are retarded 😂
#nevent1q…vv2d

2026-07-20 06:44:26 UTC

Fixed it 😂
https://www.beretarded.com/

2026-07-20 06:20:05 UTC

BeRetarded.com
What should I do with this domain?

2026-07-20 01:13:58 UTC

Almost 1,000 Venomous Snakes escape in China.
These snakes escaped a farm used to produce snake meat for food as a flood pushed through the farm.
https://video.nostr.build/046820d629be339770692006c9c452a738f3b5813774c3dd16abbe350a344b05.mp4

2026-07-20 00:18:14 UTC

BeRetarded.com
REJECT THE ORDINARY.

2026-07-19 01:12:52 UTC

Fuck The Police

2026-07-19 00:59:18 UTC

If I had a lot of money I would offer people bitcoin for every flock camera they fuck up and record it.