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Zach

This Halloween, remember: the 100 Grand bar, created in 1966, is now technically the 4 Million bar. The money printer is spooky!
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2025-10-22 17:53:59 UTC

I’ve made the adult decision to be upset at the weather today.

2025-10-21 19:23:59 UTC

Can’t get over how LEDs are secretly flickering all the time. What an oversight.

2025-10-16 22:39:39 UTC

Has anyone ever really just gone for it? Like, replaced all their felt hangers with plastic? Just really gone for it. Was it everything you dreamed it would be?

2025-09-10 17:22:38 UTC

So houseplants are a scam. And there are flies in the fruit. Have a great day.

2025-09-08 17:07:08 UTC

GM, Nostr! Relax this morning—have a coffee.

2025-09-07 19:45:37 UTC

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That cap for sale somewhere?

2025-09-07 02:46:14 UTC

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Core shit a brick for me after updating so now I’m trying knots.

2025-09-07 02:40:13 UTC

So the Department of War is going back to being called the Department of War? Ok got it.

2025-09-06 02:57:45 UTC

Stevie wonder is great for the first 90s or so before he starts screaming.

2025-08-30 01:31:29 UTC

If Marriott’s margins hinge on stocking their hotels with the cheapest toilet paper known to man, maybe they don’t deserve to stay in business.

2025-08-01 00:23:03 UTC

IMAX: go out of your way to see a movie correctly.

2025-07-27 19:35:30 UTC

Recent superhero movie reviews (spoilers ahead):
Superman: 2 black holes too many
Fantastic Four: 1 black hole too many

2025-07-01 02:21:38 UTC

There’s actually nothing wrong with bread in America. What you’re eating is not bread.

2025-06-29 18:41:06 UTC

Perhaps we subconsciously reinforce our dogs neurosis because we find the behavior “cute”. Are we nurturing affection or anxiety?

2025-06-24 18:03:45 UTC

Celebrating my birthday the responsible way today — buying more Bitcoin.

2025-06-21 15:39:20 UTC

GM nostr! They say it can’t be done. But with water, gravity, and a complete disregard for physics, I will unshrink this shirt.

2025-06-18 20:55:51 UTC

Is that brief pause in hold music intentional? Calculated? A psychological ploy to keep us alert and hopeful that someone’s just about to pick up?

2025-06-17 00:54:44 UTC

By the time you recognize a pattern and build the conviction to act on it, it doesn’t reverse because you acted — it reverses because, statistically, it was due to.

2025-06-16 01:46:49 UTC

If you find yourself at a Flower Child — I do not recommend the avocado hummus.

2025-05-26 23:29:45 UTC

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One thing at a time. Gotta let the furniture settle in first.

2025-05-26 23:09:56 UTC

Got some new patio furniture
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2025-05-26 16:27:42 UTC

My sister just orange-pilled my coffee. Gifted me a blend that combines two of my favorite things. She nailed it. Time to brew some freedom. #bitcoin #coffee
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2025-05-24 02:12:50 UTC

That’s it. My ice cream just got shrinkflated from 850 to 720 calories. If that’s not the clearest market signal, I don’t know what is. And the kicker? They kept the volume the same and quietly cut the mass - like we wouldn’t notice.

2025-05-22 20:44:24 UTC

I was at least 50 yards away with no line of sight in the airport today, yet my nasal passages were suddenly accosted by something slimy, slightly overdue, and unmistakably sweaty. I thought - surely not. Here too? It couldn’t possibly be.
Maybe someone had just opened a paper bag holding turkey, nestled between two soggy slices of wheat bread left out in the sun too long.
Maybe a cucumber had been rotting in someone’s suitcase since their last excursion.
Maybe a utility cart just rolled by, carrying a wet mop soaked in mustard.
Or perhaps some cold cuts had fused with their plastic wrap and evolved into something new - yet nostalgically tragic.
But no. Unfortunately not.
It was the promise of freshness. It was Subway.

2025-05-18 21:36:59 UTC

Don’t let incompetence stop you. Don’t let competence mislead you. Neither is a reason by itself to act - or not act.

2025-05-16 02:19:31 UTC

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As if “they” don’t know exactly where we are!? Just put my location at the tippy top!

2025-05-16 02:09:40 UTC

Did Oreo realize they weren’t just making a cookie, but laying the foundation for ice cream immortality? Did they grasp the full, dairy-shattering frozen gravity of their creation?

2025-05-15 03:05:49 UTC

You used to be able to get a full meal for the price of a custard.

2025-05-11 02:59:16 UTC

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True and getting a man on the moon is easy when the incentives are right!

2025-05-11 02:47:27 UTC

Ah yes, the push-door trash can. Because nothing says hygienic waste disposal like shoving your hand through a swinging flap of communal filth. A triumph of design, truly.

2025-05-04 22:13:29 UTC

Thunderbolts* - turns out all Marvel had to do was make a decent, normal movie again. Imagine that. Maybe there’s hope.

2025-05-04 17:16:37 UTC

Not saying 100 men would beat a gorilla… but 100 men could beat a gorilla. For sake of the argument no tools allowed, just wits. Personally, I’d go with the “lure it into a pit and starve it out” strategy. Anyone got a better plan? Is a pit a tool?

2025-04-28 01:08:18 UTC

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Proof of work

2025-04-25 15:37:04 UTC

Even at $10 a dozen, are eggs really a bad deal? That’s 72g of protein for $10. I’m not exactly thrilled about it, but maybe we’re just reacting emotionally to a shift in expectations. Am I way off here?

2025-04-24 20:27:33 UTC

What is that ungodly and haunting smell? Oh… there’s a subway

2025-04-22 06:53:48 UTC

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Anakin’s arc, marked by temptation, fear, and eventually fulfillment of the prophecy, is one of the best.

2025-04-21 16:19:37 UTC

Bought new coffee for my moka pot even though I loved the old one. Got greedy. Paid the price.

2025-04-16 02:34:11 UTC

A big lie I tell myself is that I can make hard work less hard by working from somewhere fun.

2025-04-15 23:14:37 UTC

When making your bed, there’s a quick trick to getting the fitted sheet right on the first try: as you’re picking the corners, your brain should be absolutely certain there’s no way it’s ever going to fit.

2025-04-15 02:22:33 UTC

So watching an IMAX movie not in IMAX just means you’re watching a cropped version of the real thing. Feels like a scam.

2025-04-04 18:49:14 UTC

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Plus I’m constantly air frying steaks haha

2025-04-04 18:44:01 UTC

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There is no point! Just another way if it works for you. And easier cleanup in my opinion too.

2025-04-04 18:30:33 UTC

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ChatGPT’s thoughts on the matter:
Temperature: 270°F (132°C)
Time: 9–11 minutes
~9 min = very runny yolk (soft-boiled)
~10–11 min = jammy yolk
Probably have to dial it in based on your fryer but maybe worth trying.

2025-04-04 18:27:09 UTC

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All fair points. For me it’s purely cleaning convenience. Easier to toss the foil than wipe out a pan.

2025-04-04 16:38:25 UTC

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Me either haha, felt like a big discovery

2025-04-04 16:35:10 UTC

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270deg and about 17 minutes! Followed by a 10min ice bath

2025-04-04 15:53:21 UTC

Investors see lower prices.
The public sees betrayal.
They weren’t taught the game -
only forced to gamble to outrun debasement.
So when markets dip, they don’t strategize.
They panic.

2025-04-04 15:44:48 UTC

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They turn into standard hard boiled eggs! 270deg for 17 minutes should do it. And an ice bath after so they’re easier to peel.

2025-04-02 01:32:17 UTC

Just used physical mail. Can’t believe it works sometimes.

2025-03-31 18:23:20 UTC

GM Nostr! 36-hour fast complete. Everything feels a bit brighter today. Bone broth never tasted so good. Highly recommend strategic starving for a solid reset.

2025-03-27 18:44:43 UTC

Mocha coffee is proof that some things get better the more you use them, even as they break down.

2025-03-26 04:12:39 UTC

Non-alcoholic beer never made sense to me.
Then a friend pointed out that I drink decaf coffee.

2025-03-24 15:50:06 UTC

“If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?”
—Sheryl Crow
If it leaves you empty, maybe it’s pleasure - not purpose.
You can’t chase happiness.
You have to learn where it lives… and listen when it whispers.

2025-03-24 01:29:59 UTC

Raw dogged some movie tickets today - no app, no reservation, no fees.
Bought in person, chatted with a human, and saved 2100 sats.
Sometimes the old ways win.

2025-03-21 21:50:54 UTC

Just discovered you can air fry eggs. Reinstating them into my anti-fry-pan, animal-based lifestyle immediately. Very hyped.
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2025-03-21 05:48:03 UTC

“Yeah, but at least I won’t be unoriginal.”
—Good Will Hunting
Now, through the lens of Stoicism, this line carries even deeper meaning for me. Our thoughts are our only true possession. All we can hope to control.
Yet we inherit and regurgitate beliefs - about politics, money, meaning - without question. We go to university to learn how to think, but often leave knowing only what to think - and what to repeat.
Is it not more virtuous to be wrong by your own reason than right by borrowed thought? To risk breaking something in pursuit of something better?
Isn’t that Will’s whole point?
Yea I might be serving you fries someday - but I’ll own my mind and you won’t.

2025-03-20 16:00:13 UTC

To wish for a different path is to erase the wisdom that led you here. Every choice was the lesson - you had to know.

2025-03-12 22:07:51 UTC

Sometimes I get sad that post engineering I don’t have a use for my iPad and Apple Pencil. 😢 If anyone has recommendations, please advise.

2025-02-10 01:46:57 UTC

At some point, if the Chiefs want any chance of winning this ball game, they need to start scoring some touchdowns.

2025-02-06 16:34:36 UTC

Realization of the day: Rob Schneider appears to have his head on straight.

2025-02-04 22:39:13 UTC

@npub1cn4…3vle Came across your Bitcoin Atlantis presentation and this popped into my head for Strike:
Looking for a unique Valentine’s Day gift for your love? Give the gift of Bitcoin, with this heartfelt message: “Gold is trapped in the ground, but Bitcoin is forever in our future.”
Do with this what you will 😂

2025-02-02 21:24:18 UTC

Sometimes a sink can be so fancy it doesn’t work

2025-01-31 22:23:33 UTC

Oh yea should have gone outside today. Shoot

2025-01-31 04:09:26 UTC

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Some might prefer teleportation, but I’d take a more practical twist: the power to snap my fingers and instantly be in bed, fully ready to sleep. Imagine driving home late at night, one snap, and you’re tucked in. The car’s parked, clothes are put away, teeth brushed - good to go. Assuming you don’t delete too much time.

2025-01-29 20:31:35 UTC

You don’t just “figure out” Bitcoin and stop.
As Bitcoin grows and a larger portion of your wealth shifts into it, your reasoning is continuously tested. Your own proof of work has to scale with Bitcoin’s growth.

2025-01-29 18:31:25 UTC

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No processed foods on nostr

2025-01-28 02:01:58 UTC

Want to make six figures? Learn the real secret. New course linked in bio. Title: Wait for the Fed.

2025-01-27 05:07:06 UTC

Perfect AI summary
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2025-01-24 05:57:34 UTC

When I reflect on the story of Ross Ulbricht, my main takeaway is the glaring inefficiency of government systems: the internal politics, lack of cooperation, interference, and the often questionable ethical boundaries crossed to achieve his conviction.
To top it all off, after years of effort and countless dollars spent to imprison him, the same government that relentlessly pursued him has now pardoned him, making him a free man once again. I suppose his pardon drives the point home, and perhaps this inefficiency is Trump’s ultimate message.

2025-01-18 01:27:40 UTC

Probably late to this, but just realized community notes on X work for the same reason #Bitcoin does: the entire community decides through broad consensus.

2025-01-14 23:28:15 UTC

I’m new to Nostr and historically, not much of a social media guy. That said, my experience here so far has been incredibly encouraging, and I feel it’s time to start contributing.
My Bitcoin journey began in 2022. I had just graduated with a degree in Aerospace Engineering, landed my first job, and while living at home, collected my first few paychecks. That led me to the big question: Where do I put this money?
That single question set me on this path, and I couldn’t be more grateful for it.
Fast forward 2.5 years, and I’m all in. Recently, I got paid for the first time in #Bitcoin using @npub1ex7…vyt9 and even sent my first lightning payment to my best friend. I’ve heard people describe these moments as magical, and they’re right - it felt like witchcraft.
I’m excited to see what the future holds and eager to be part of this journey with all of you.