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2025-09-16 23:00:40 UTC

My area has a significant problem with this particular pest species of bird which made it here from India somehow. The government used to try culling them, but efforts have sort of dwindled since environmentalism became more about atmospheric compositon than fauna management.
Anyway, they're aggressive birds who gang up and steal other native birds' nesting areas. They shit everywhere and spread avian diseases, they're recognised as one of the top threats to the survival of native species in areas where they invade because they crowd out everything else, and they particularly devastate other birds which depend on slow-forming tree hollows to reproduce, which are vanishingly rare in urbanising areas.
I'm a crazy person who feeds and talks to the native birds that hang around my house and in the past i have gone out of my way to deal with any of these winged poopoo pests i see nearby. I think they've learned to avoid my house, and I've successfully fostered a population of natives who will bully them out of the area on sight as well. There are flocks of them that roost just a few streets away on either side of me, but i havent seen a single one of these nasty tweet pajeets near my house in over 6 months, not even flying overhead.
This is a political statement btw.
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2025-09-13 14:36:03 UTC

A message to to all these conservatives cheering right now over shitlibs getting fired for being petulant ghouls - these companies are only enforcing their behavioural standards in a manner that you like because your side of politics is ascendent and they dont want to catch any more heat than they have to.
You aren't winning because they feel bad about Kirk, you are winning because they fear reprisal from above. It didnt matter that aggressively retarded shitlibs were only a vocal minority a few years ago - they wielded power all the same - and it doesnt matter that you're a vocal minority now. Yes, believe it or not, you are a minority, you're just loud and politically relevant, and customers (normies) will tend to bend in the direction of whatever is loud and politically relevant.
What you're experiencing is a top-down enforcement of morals and interests that align with your views and to the exclusion of your enemies, and you will enjoy directing this newfound power for as long as this enforcement lasts, but no longer after that.
This isnt the result of good triumphing over evil, or corporate and governmental interests having a come-to-Jesus moment. You havent restored sanity to the essence of the American empire. You're just experiencing the first real opportunity in nearly two whole decades to wield any sort of power against your enemies because they became way too complacent and threw away their own.
What you're experiencing is a taste of what society can be if you were to seize power, rather than just basking in its fleeting glow as it passes overhead.
The retarded faggot who Mirked the Kirk is a dime a dozen and there's thousands of them getting groomed into unhinged and irrational political positions every day. They are the forthcoming wave of politically active people who will ascend next, and they can and will do awful things to you and your families when they take power back. And you know this is true because you've just lived through a decade of it ramping up and culminating in multiple assassination attempts on your leaders, one of them gruesomely successful, while purposely inflicting terror and violence upon your communities while they tell you its for your own good.
It is time you started accepting that you aren't "winning on the issues". Youre not creating lasting safety and prosperity by simply making hay while the sun shines.
Understand that there is no "principled stance" other than the one you mercilessly enforce.
In other words, conservatism will no longer serve you any purpose after this current paradigm wanes, because everything you think you've been conserving has already been hollowed out and infested with anti-white, immoral and illogical insects who will leap out and devour you as soon as they're given the chance. You need to be building and securing, expending and expanding, not playing the part of a ratchet to the progressive march forward.
Stop wasting your time with "conserving" things which haven't existed in decades, and start treating your enemies as enemies, or they're going keep treating you like food.

2025-09-12 13:59:01 UTC

Ahhh shit, reset the clock fellas. Conservatards are posting gay interracial prison rape fantasies on the timeline again.
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2025-09-12 03:27:01 UTC

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My honest thought is that it is both truthful and politically beneficial to say he was killed for being a white man.
You dont need to shed crocodile tears or go on a tirade about how he was a traitor to the aryan race, because everything he did before he was murdered is not going to be at the forefront of anyone's mind. He is a political martyr now and trying to litigate the whys and why nots is just debating with a cold corpse.
If he was some other brown conservative golem, i very much doubt he would have been publicly asassinated for espousing conservative bluster. He was ostensibly straight, white, anti abortion, anti tranny, and thats why he made a good target for spiteful mutants.
This is not the full truth, and we all know it. I would invite anyone to convince me of a better view to take if they can, but for the moment, i am of the position that Charlie Kirk was murdered for being a white man.

2025-09-12 03:10:16 UTC

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That one that produces more white people

2025-09-12 02:26:37 UTC

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Ultimately, I don't give a fuck about Kirk. There's no performative tears from me for a jewmongling political stooge who would have banned someone like me from ever engaging with his project.
But you have a beloved white male horrifically murdered for the world to see, showcasing to every politically curious white male what the armies of jewish communist rot think of them, and what they will do to them if given the chance, and the people i would hope would not let a good crisis go to waste are just doing standard podcast race bullshit.

2025-09-12 02:17:18 UTC

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The reason I'm even engaging in this isn't because I hate them and want them gone, its because people like Mike Enoch have been an immense boon to white identity in the internet era, and right when white racial consciousness begins to escalate in response to open, widespread and institutionally backed attacks on white people, where are they? Sucking muslim cock and laughing over dead whites.
Yeah, i get that you have wonderfully nuanced takes on your paywalled podcast which elaborates more on your blistering hot twitter takes, but again, are you here to grow an audience or capture the dwindling one you have?

2025-09-12 02:00:12 UTC

The TRS hivemind view seems to be that if you are not near-perfectly aligned to their particular strain of revolutionary politics, then you are the other and there is no room for conciliatory dialogue.
You can agree with or criticise this approach as you will, because the discussion of pragmatism vs. no compromise is a very valid topic for debate. There is and always will be a place and purpose for a radical vanguard.
But if we're talking more broadly about a movement to ensure the safety and future of White people, where do these ideologues think their adherents and acolytes come from? Yes, there are some disaffected liberals who make the hero's journey across to the antisemitic "right", but some young dude who is sick to death of being attacked and replaced by spiteful brownoids doesn't go running to liberal anti-zionist politics. And he doesnt just teleport himself into the high halls of jewspotting and take up the moniker of Kikeslammer1488.
He, like many of us have, goes looking for a group or a community which fits the vibe of his mounting discontent. Jews know this. Liberals know this. Gay race communists know this. Its why Charlie Kirk was pumped full of cash and propped up by zionist interests, because he was such an effective corral. How effective his ilk are at preventing young male radicalisation and socialising young whites with high-agency non-whites is the entire reason we all oppose "conservatism" as we know it.
But these online ghetto dweller white nationalists are flirting with gravedancing right alongside thousands of disgusting shitlibs as they reveal themselves to be far more widespread and entrenched than the average political normie realised. You can try to inb4 the whole "white father" argument all you want, you can say dead zionists > white fathers, but the reality is that the future generations of politically active white men are watching you smirk at white children being made fatherless while you celebrate palestinian jihad.
Is the goal here to spread pro-white politics or capture an audience?
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2025-09-11 16:27:53 UTC

You know, I'm beginning to think these national justice guys don't have any interest in political power at all. It's almost like they just want their adherents to be the isolated, atomised individuals they proclaim to hate so much. How curious.
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2025-09-10 14:47:23 UTC

>oh boy, waking up to another day of being james lindsay! i wonder what i can do to be the most insufferable fucking faggot possible today?
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2025-09-10 05:37:53 UTC

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2025-09-08 06:37:26 UTC

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2025-09-03 15:16:41 UTC

The only thing i really use AI for regularly is collating deals and sales on groceries every few weeks, and while I don't think it has really saved me much money, i have learned that only the worst kind of high fructose goy syrup and processed junk goyfeed is consistently put on sale with huge mark downs.
Its not just that its irresponsible of these companies to entice niggercattle into eating shit that will eventually kill them, or that regularly scheduling sales on the same items indicates some kind of price manipulation - it's that they only pick the WORST, most potently dogshit "food" with essentially no nutritional value, then pump the price up and down to encourage you to stock up and binge eat sugar and barely-digestible slop to the beat of their weekly deals drum.
We all know companies have been doing this kind of bullshit in the background forever, but i didnt realise how formulaic and predictable it was until i got my AI clanker gimpslave to start haunting their discounts websites and farting out spreadsheets.

2025-09-01 16:27:48 UTC

When I was an unemployed retard with an overpriced degree I used to keep a go-bag of stuff in my car for if I ever wanted to go and see family or just fuck off for a weekend somewhere alone. When i was practically living in my car i could just go somewhere and stay with friends in a different city for months at a time on a whim.
Now, if I want to spend any time away I need to send a request off to someone who doesn't even understand what i do at my job and notify something like 50 people in advance. If i wanted to leave for a couple of months or even a year, i potentially risk losing my assets given enough time with no income. Even just an extended road trip would violently molest my wallet given the cost of everything now.
In hindsight, i was actually closer to aspirational living as a gentleman of leisure free to galavant about the countryside back then, before i started chasing the bag (got in the wagey cagey).

2025-08-27 23:24:11 UTC

James Lindsay's utterly disingenuous argument against Sarg'n's point can be best summarised here.
>go build your own english ethnostate, there's nothing stopping you, just find the political will to do so lol
>oh whats that? you've got too many brown people granted voting rights so now you cant find the political will? thats too bad i guess!
Bro needs to be flayed alive
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2025-08-27 06:56:54 UTC

Sarg'n has come a long way
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2025-08-21 22:28:08 UTC

Libtard journos are going to bring back heirlooms with hidden maps inside which lead you to dad's buried tax evasion treasure
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2025-08-14 13:36:11 UTC

Apparantly millenial foids are getting increasingly nervous about zoomer foids going "fascist".
If you thought dried-up millenial female resentment for younger women was bad now, wait until the zoomette tradwife phenomenon is no longer just a twitter larp and becomes a mainstream aesthetic.
Dont think it isnt coming, either. The smothering ubiquity of millenial cringe is doing some wild shit to zoomies and even gen alpha.

2025-08-13 03:40:56 UTC

>shut up incel, my husband is not a robot, he is wireborn
FUS RO DYING ALONE
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2025-08-13 02:27:59 UTC

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I would say this is PURE SEETHE, but we all know there's nothing pure about the indian subcontinent
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2025-08-13 02:22:44 UTC

These guys are wreaking fucking havoc on the H1B pajeets
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2025-08-13 01:19:15 UTC

I cant wait to get called an incel by a hysterical foid who's "dating" ChatGPT

2025-08-04 14:27:07 UTC

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It's mind boggling how americans will do absolutely anything they can to avoid investing in their own staff, even if it means spending more money hiring someone externally than they would in upskilling an employee and hiring some inexperienced monkey to fill the void. They would rather hire a more expensive monkey in a suit.
I have seen this happening in a 100% white team of people within a 90% white department and under a 100% white executive team all the way up. There is plenty to complain about when it comes to diversity hires, poopoo curry niggas and levantine meddling, but this is a nearly uniquely american thing that infects every corporate entity they touch.

2025-08-04 12:10:49 UTC

Working for Americans has really highlighted how deeply ugly the US corporate culture has become. And I'm not even talking about just the chronic diversity, jew daycare work ethic, and the love for outsourcing to poojeet slave labour. These are all huge problems of course, but they tend to mostly impact non-critical shit and they're not really reflective of the inner core of corporate cancer (although the poojeet importation obsession is metastacising quickly).
What i've found is that there's a fundamental illness to american managerialism that results in a near total disregard for building up internal assets. There's no faith or trust in upskilling or investing further in high performers. Mangers will more willingly look outwards and engage in cutthroat hiring practices than expend resources internally. People are actively discouraged from stepping outside of their comfort zones to broaden their knowledge, then subjected to hollow, unhelpful corporate training that lies to them and tells them "we're one big happy family and we support each other".
This sociopathic culture of insincerity and cynical view of all people as fungible is so antithetical to building competency it's no wonder that completely ineffectual retards straight outta Mumbai can so easily cruise in the door on their fraudulent credentialism, smear shit on everything and then hire eleventy thousand of their cousins.

2025-07-30 00:46:28 UTC

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There was a vaxxie-only border crossing i saw at the peak of the hysteria. Checking every car for their vax status, massive line up, cameras and cops everywhere.
100 metres down the street, the border barrier changed from concrete barriers and steel fencing to a 3-foot tall plastic traffic control barrier that people were stepping over in full view of the police.

2025-07-30 00:33:36 UTC

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I remember talking to some of my more anti-government kinda friends at the time and they were absolutely losing their shit over Wellcamp. A purpose built, secured, isolated concentration camp located right next to an airport. This is where you were going to get sent if you got caught without proof of vaccination, they said.
There were hugely destructive floods nearby not long after the camp was essentially abandoned by the government, and it was limply offered to people made homeless by the flood's impacts. I remember at the time that the few people who actually accepted the offer were posting videos of it online and showing off how poorly constructed it was and how bad the facilities were. If i remember correctly, some people opted to just go home and sleep in community halls and churches instead.
When we all do finally get rounded up and put in Camp Boondoggle, I hope they at least remember to install wooden doors.

2025-07-30 00:09:30 UTC

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There is no question that the Australian government's response to covid was incredibly histrionic and retarded. I won't go into detail, but I still can't quite believe what I had to do just to see a relative in palliative care before they passed. I was threatened with arrest twice.
That said, the narrative is still persisting that it was a total police state. It was not, most people just did exactly what they were told while the police made public examples of the unlucky few who thought all this shit was dumb and got caught walking on the beach (the horror).

2025-07-30 00:04:11 UTC

Now that covid isn't real, lockdowns never happened and vaccines can give you heart failure (lol no refunds), it's time to address the australia concentration camps thing. This kind of screenshot race ragebaiting ignores two things.
Firstly, this camp only ever had a couple thousand people in it at any one time for quarantining international arrivals (primarily returning citizens). Extreme idiot libtard bullshit in retrospect, yes, but if covid actually was a killer disease I think this would be pretty reasonable.
Secondly, soyjaking over the supposed maliciousness of Howard Springs detracts from the stupidity of Wellcamp, which is even more ridiculous. Over $230 million to lease land, build a facility on it AFTER quaratine rules had already been relaxed, use it for barely 12 months, then never renew the lease. 730 people used the facility before it was abandoned. Lmao.
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2025-07-29 14:54:37 UTC

There is no way to interpret this as anything other than "we will punish native white people if they speak out against their demographic destruction at the hands of their own government".
You can try to explain it as a kneejerk response, or ass covering, or just people following orders, but you cannot deny that this is a direct threat against the british to stay silent about their ethnic bombardment. It is plain as day, and anyone trying to deny it is being intentionally disingenuous because they hate you, they know its a threat, but they're not yet brave enough to say "and thats a good thing" to your face.
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2025-07-21 02:32:35 UTC

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My point is you arent grasping the level of hatred non-american, non-liberal westerners have for muslims of any stripe due to decades of their aggressive expansion into western nations. I personally 100% agree with all of your points, but that doesnt make it any easier of a pill to swallow when white men see ostensibly pro-white advocates screaming LETS FUCKING GOOOOO over muslim militancy. Its not necessarily the correct opinion, but it is a common one.
If i can steelman you here and assume your biggest gripe with what im saying is that im countersignalling anti-israel sentiment by shitting on the anti-israel muslim world when i could just shut up about it and let it happen, i would contend that I have a maximum audience here on Poast of maybe 100ish antisemitic legends who might read my racist and homophobic microblogging. If i cant ramble hitlerishly into the void here with my autisticly nusanced takes while i take a shit then im going to have to start reading air freshener and soap bottle labels to pass the time instead.

2025-07-19 23:22:33 UTC

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You are demonstrating the precise point i was making in the first place.

2025-07-19 12:17:07 UTC

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That's a lotta words, considering i did not say WNs are proposing solidarity with muslim diaspora "in europe"

2025-07-18 15:06:24 UTC

I dont think American WNs quite grasp how much the rest of the West hates arabs and pakis and all the other flavours of accumulated biological waste from the Islamic world.
You guys spent plenty of time dropping bombs on them and doing desert wars and such, but you havent really been forced to share living space with them to the degree that Europe and the remainder of the Anglosphere has.
When you start talking about solidarity with the same kind of filth who spent the first decade of "integration" raping the women of their host countries, then another decade of "assimilation" doing shit like Rotherham, then another migration wave and another decade of forming ethnic enclaves to protect themselves from ever being held accountable for raping and beating people, it leaves quite a sour taste in the mouth.

2025-03-11 01:19:39 UTC

There is incredible stuff going on in Australia right now.
For those unaware, a bunch of "antisemitic terrorist attacks" were supposedly planned across the country and they have pretty much been proven to be fake and coordinated by OrGaNiSeD CrImE (i.e. mossad) But before that crucial information about the situation came out, various levels of government had gone on high alert and even rushed through new laws to specifically protect jews from... something? Making it extra double illegal to cause harm to Jews? Lmao no, it was to make sure anyone who can be construed as being a threat to jewish power can be thrown in jail.
Now, the federal government is flinging shit at the opposition and vice versa now that the truth is out there, trying to point fingers at who was duped more severely. Incredibly petty, incredibly fucking gay, and ultimately will not lead to the repeal of these blatantly ethno-centric, pro-jewish laws which directly impact upon freedumb of freeze peach.
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2024-08-28 14:29:13 UTC

It's a particularly conservatard thing to do to beat your chest and rabble rabble about le stupid liberals shutting down power plants to the point we have to ration electricity in a first world country, but in all honesty you can't really explain this away as just conservative bluster.
We are experiencing a housing shortage like never before, an incredibly sharp rise in living costs, we can't even guarantee that the lights will stay on, and yet not a single government entity is taking any steps to halt it, let alone reverse it.
It should be obvious that this is maliciousness, not simply stupidity.
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2024-08-26 13:46:33 UTC

The "women see gaming as the most unattractive hobby" discourse is intriguing because most of the guys I play games with tend do so when their wives or girlfriends are around.
A femoid-free weekend rarely involves sitting at home playing vidya.

2024-08-21 11:54:39 UTC

The absolute retardation from that Australian woman dancing at the Olympics has completely eclipsed the patently absurd nature of having "breaking" as an Olympic sport in the first place. They actually do the kayfabe shit and call each other "b boy" and "b girl" and play along with their retarded stage names, and the media just honks and claps along because it's verboten to call anything related to "street culture" retarded.
Which makes it even funnier that it was obviously included as a way to shove American nigger worship into international sporting even more than usual, only to have its inauguration at the Olympics completely dominated by a dumb white woman having a dumb white woman moment lmao.

2024-08-20 04:47:04 UTC

Another part of the fat serving of bullshit lasagne that is the current state of streaming services is that most of the apps and smart TVs and plug-in devices you have to use to stream your chosen digital goyslop are really, really fucking bad. Horrible responsiveness, frustrating load times, very poor transparency in how the app actually functions and why the FUCK it's giving me an error even though I'm connected and signed in.
Meanwhile, hypothetically, someone could theoretically just double click on a supposed file that could be potentially downloaded via some sort of torrent software and IT JUST WERX (hypothetically of course).

2024-08-13 15:31:30 UTC

I've been working with this one company for a while that had one of those contracted IT support providers where the pajeets in the basement are just always online and probably do support for multiple companies at once. They were recently making a huge fuss about how they're not going to take calls any more and you have to lodge all issues via a webform that's only available after you click through a pre-prepared troubleshooting FAQ. Just a huge time wasting load of dogshit that's supposed to keep idiot boomers off the phone lines with their non-issues but just ends up making actual issues ten times harder to resolve.
Anyway, they were so militant about not letting people call them or just send emails to them that all the dumb boomers and tech-illiterate zoomies in the company got the shits, the boss hired this one in-house computer nerd honkey to manage hardware, and the pajeet contract never got renewed.
It's not the first time i've seen streetshitting pooniggers trying to bait and switch and underdeliver on their contract scope, but it is the first time I've witnessed a corporate jeet infestation resolve itself and end up with the total number of Indians Inside (tm) actually going down.

2024-08-12 00:36:25 UTC

"Goyslop" is such a fucking powerful meme

2024-08-05 01:51:04 UTC

There is a LOT of pants-shitting being done by online racist talking heads who can't decide whether or not to support the fellas over in Ingerland because it's... uh... it's not... um... well... it mightn't be... uhhhh... maybe just don't condone violence or something.