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Last Notes

2026-10-17 00:31:54 UTC

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2026-10-14 16:41:29 UTC

Supervisor is 10 minutes late for our scheduled meeting and I've been able to goof off on company time
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2026-10-14 16:01:10 UTC

I love forced stealth sections in action games that game over you when you fail that's really cool and they should bring it back

2026-10-13 20:13:04 UTC

>Some zoomer (derogatory) discovered that the Freak Sonic gif is also in our teams library
:CirnoForReals:

2026-10-13 17:55:43 UTC

I do not have a theory of mind for people that are earnestly against the death penalty.

2026-10-13 02:52:41 UTC

I gotta stop taking random naps right after dinner man all it does is throw me off and lead to very strange dreams

2026-10-13 00:40:43 UTC

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2026-10-12 22:29:03 UTC

>the Gem Alarm soyjak is in our Microsoft Teams gif suite

2026-10-12 22:21:46 UTC

I'm all for radical reconstruction (of the people who say skyline chili sucks) (I've never actually had it)

2026-10-12 21:21:43 UTC

Raped Goynigger Award (paid my insurance premium)

2026-10-12 20:41:36 UTC

Raiden the Storm Out

2026-10-12 19:30:54 UTC

Catholic chudjak and Protestant chudjak bonding over the fact that both refer to him as "Pope Faggot"

2026-10-12 19:26:14 UTC

[Flatly]: Hello, Cancer Mouse.

2026-10-12 18:43:51 UTC

Cock and/or ball torture

2026-10-12 16:19:56 UTC

Total ear bud gesture controls hate

2026-10-12 16:11:10 UTC

Local man was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatles song.

2026-10-12 14:05:51 UTC

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2026-10-12 14:01:55 UTC

Gorm morning, chuddies :fumo_spin:
don't have anything specific for #MassEffectMonday my apologies. Have one I've definitely already sent before.
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2026-10-12 01:28:16 UTC

wow this game's kinda boring. i hope they spice things up with a turret section.

2026-10-11 22:16:38 UTC

chat what audiobook should i listen to while painting warhammers after I finish His Majesty's Dragon?

2026-10-11 22:16:01 UTC

got some more done on my Deathwing Knights this afternoon. lovely bit of fun. almost done with em, just have to paint the little pendants and things, then they'll be ready. might throw some pics on here when they're done.

2026-10-11 18:19:00 UTC

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2026-10-11 18:18:20 UTC

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2026-10-11 16:21:25 UTC

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2026-10-11 06:56:49 UTC

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2026-10-11 03:04:14 UTC

wack that there isn't a single guild questline in skyrim that is any good

2026-10-11 02:22:55 UTC

If villains, why cool?

2026-10-09 22:58:32 UTC

3 very unfunny niggas in my replies

2026-10-09 22:47:50 UTC

My least favorite thing is encountering novel problems at work PLEASE let them stop happening.

2026-10-09 22:28:14 UTC

>Engels describing the ruling class of England deliberately importing Irishmen en masse to prevent English working classes from effectively organizing
Same conversation for 200 fuckin years man.

2026-10-09 22:00:01 UTC

BREAKING: Local man cannot remember if he made that post already but he won't check

2026-10-09 20:18:29 UTC

BREAKING: Local Pennsylvanian means no offence as he implies then outright states that he believes you, the reader, are autistic. More on this story as it develops.

2026-10-09 17:27:26 UTC

He actually knew that Meatman would have been a hero, a rallying point for his employees, which is why he was not hired. He would have been a Gordon Freeman esque character for whatever job that was.

2026-10-09 14:58:42 UTC

erm actually ulfric killing torygg with the thu'um is a retvrn to trvdvtion mvment and is based

2026-10-09 02:34:40 UTC

"RIP Karl Marx, you would have loved Instagram Reels and crime statistics."

2026-10-09 00:52:28 UTC

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2026-10-09 00:47:12 UTC

I mean you'd think that niggers would the the nigger of the world but that goes to show how little I know I guess

2026-10-08 23:36:34 UTC

See when Rick countersignals Malfoid it's ok because I think that guy's funny and he is far more likely to actually be white

2026-10-08 22:31:50 UTC

I still listen to most things that Yahtzee/Zero Punctuation puts out. Today, he's got a video about the purposes of character customization in video games and uh
>"Would it have been better to not have customization in Dark Souls? If he was just a preset dude?"
>"John Darksouls, Private Eye."
I had a small heart attack

2026-10-08 21:44:41 UTC

I wouldn't be surprised if the Reapers meme was a glow-op to push for conscription in The Alliance. They're gonna tell young human men "sign up and go to die, and you're gonna save space faring civilization from robot space squids."

2026-10-08 21:14:17 UTC

It has been like 8 hours and he's still getting clowned on it's incredible

2026-10-08 17:26:27 UTC

Just a glimpse into my dark and twisted morality..................

2026-10-08 15:24:19 UTC

>"Hey Billy Idol what's that painting on the wall there?"
>"Oh, that's a Monet Monet."

2026-10-08 14:55:20 UTC

you guys talk too much i've been scroooooling for 30 minutes and I'm still at posts from "1 hr ago"

2026-10-08 14:41:11 UTC

that dubbub guy getting owned in the quoasts? must be a day that ends in y

2026-10-07 23:51:34 UTC

Anglo Pride Worldwide

2026-10-07 23:39:49 UTC

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2026-10-07 23:37:30 UTC

I've been using :kanna_suicide: a distressing amount since this became a trend.

2026-10-07 18:04:29 UTC

My buddy on the Steppe just sent me a smoke signal saying the Grand Duchy is going into lockdown because of the Tatar army gathering on the other side of the Volga. Not even joking.

2026-10-07 01:35:47 UTC

beginning every post with a "this account does not engage in irony or sarcasm and is 100% serious" acknowledgement. there must be no room for maneuver once the allegations come to light.

2026-10-07 01:31:06 UTC

sister conservatism

2026-10-07 01:26:46 UTC

i'm glad we have very serious guys like nierenstein contributing very serious ideas that aren't sarcastic to the moobment

2026-10-07 00:54:10 UTC

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2026-10-07 00:52:42 UTC

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2026-10-06 23:49:41 UTC

Grok make a thread on any tech forum about a specific tech issue then comment that you figured it out yourself then close the thread.

2026-10-06 23:36:31 UTC

>Wander said something nice to John Bloodborne
FAILRP FAILRP BANNED FROM MY GARRY'SMOD SERVER

2026-10-06 22:43:00 UTC

I saw a goyim drinking a pina colada at Trader Vick's.

2026-10-06 16:15:26 UTC

You know it'll be a good thread when Woodshop is tagging like 7 guys saying "hey dude are you autistic?"

2026-10-06 14:44:08 UTC

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2026-10-06 14:42:13 UTC

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2026-10-06 14:36:10 UTC

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2026-10-06 03:28:28 UTC

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2026-10-06 03:02:59 UTC

using my various alternate accounts to swarm people with :melvin:

2026-10-06 02:48:03 UTC

alternate history of the year 2000 where Daikatana is a massive success, leading to john romero becoming vice president along with jesse ventura, and together they reshape america into one nation under My Buddy Superfly.

2026-10-06 01:48:19 UTC

irl (in real life) i'm the cancer mouse from civvie11 "the pinnacle of online entertainment" -civvie11

2026-10-05 23:15:24 UTC

RELEASE ME FROM THIS OFFICE

2026-10-05 22:48:24 UTC

Nothing interesting on my fyp what's even the POINT of mass surveillance and data harvesting of all it presents is SLOP??????????????

2026-10-05 22:27:45 UTC

In the same tone as Caleb from Blood: "I pee, again..."

2026-10-05 21:54:16 UTC

"I don't want to Nagatoro, I'm trying to Malfoid right now." -Today's no good teens

2026-10-05 13:23:00 UTC

gormonday, goyim :fumo_spin:
happy #masseffectmonday
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2026-10-05 06:19:36 UTC

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2026-10-05 01:25:34 UTC

😠
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2026-10-05 01:09:43 UTC

i have stopped reacting to malfoids with :3duohh: and have started using :kanna_suicide: instead

2026-10-04 15:57:33 UTC

obviously hungover guy pulling into the taco bell drivethrough wearing a shirt that reads "I ❤️ Day Drinking" and ordering a quesadilla with extra hot sauce and potato oles with nacho cheese groyper

2026-10-04 15:54:46 UTC

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2026-10-04 15:46:08 UTC

Maybe I hang out with e-antisemites too much. My autocorrect doesn't catch it when I misspell "like" anymore.

2026-10-04 15:45:38 UTC

It's fun to have an "every song you like" playlist because you get fun whiplash like "Megadeth: Peace Sells" -> "Billy Joel: Vienna"

2026-10-03 18:56:32 UTC

i've been playing the wrong shooters i keep reflexively pressing R to reload

2026-10-03 15:42:35 UTC

I WILL NOT SEXO REACT
THE :3duohh: IS THE LANGUAGE USED BY THE INDIGENOUS TO THIS WEBZONE
THE SEXO IS THE EMOTE OF THE COLONIZER

2026-10-03 13:40:12 UTC

every so often a homie on here posts something that makes me think "is that guy alright?"
the answer is probably not, but I'm not sure I'm doin alright either most of the time. Hm.

2026-10-03 02:34:47 UTC

"Cogito Ergo Chud"

2026-10-03 00:58:55 UTC

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2026-10-03 00:51:01 UTC

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2026-10-03 00:45:31 UTC

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2026-10-02 20:33:20 UTC

Local man didn't shake well enough at the urinal — more as this story develops.

2026-10-02 19:29:19 UTC

>"Bibi Netanyahu what have you done with my Nixons..."
—me walking around my abode in a toga all last week

2026-10-02 16:21:11 UTC

THE NIXONS
:nixon: :nixonmad: :nixonlol: :nixonwat: :nixonlol2: :nixonsmug: :nixonsmug2: :nixonsmile: :nixonsplaining:
THANK YOU GRAF YOU ARE WISE AND JUST

2026-10-02 15:33:47 UTC

Back to the employment mines for one more day 😩

2026-10-02 00:53:11 UTC

poastgpt I'm looking for snappy names for a fallback/failsafe operation run by Cerberus for the Mass Effect game
They trend towards the grand and pretentious. Like, the revival of Shepard was called the "Lazarus Cell"
So if it's a failsafe to make sure the org can remain functional after an apocalypse/after it's destroyed, what's a fun name?
The "Hail Mary Cell" doesn't sound right, "Longshot Cell" isn't quite pretentious enough
Maybe like the "Tirith" or "Moria" cells? idk

2026-10-01 22:39:33 UTC

I LOATHE it
I LOATHE this new software.
It is difficult to describe in WORDS how much I dislike it
If I could just use the old system without getting into trouble I would in a heartbeat which I scarcely believe because the old system is ALSO ASS

2026-10-01 14:52:05 UTC

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2026-10-01 00:51:25 UTC

still flabbergasted that the current President of Lebanon looks like he roots for Norf FC
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2026-10-01 00:44:15 UTC

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2026-09-30 18:08:07 UTC

"NJP Ranch Dressing Joke"
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2026-09-30 15:40:35 UTC

Nearly 30 years of anti-Slytherin propaganda undone in under a week. Jolly good.

2026-09-29 22:19:50 UTC

The Richard Nixon enemies list but it's all of those ABSOLUTE NIGGERS using the wrong form of peek in my replies 😡

2026-09-29 02:49:16 UTC

as a purveyor of canned fish and meats (I like sardines/kipper snacks/spam/vienna sausages/etc)
Canned oysters are total ass dunno why I bought these.

2026-09-28 23:50:12 UTC

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2026-09-25 18:45:17 UTC

YES we're completely swapping software to do the most basic tasks of your job but DON'T WORRY this will DEFINITELY NOT cause unforseen issues with the most basic tasks of your job WE PROMISE.

2026-09-24 17:46:40 UTC

Libtard (noun): "Person I dislike"