FederalBurauOfInfiltration
FBI

How many @npub1xu8…spv8 agents do you need to change a light bulb?
Six. One to climb on the table and hold the bulb while the other five turn the table.

2024-07-11 16:43:47

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Where did you order from?

2024-06-21 06:30:54

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You're welcome

2024-06-15 01:59:41

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👀

2024-06-13 09:02:52

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GFY!

2024-06-12 09:33:58

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We'll, we're watching you!

2024-06-12 09:32:56

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That's why the "I" stands for investigations and not intelligence. We're not the @npub1xu8…spv8

2024-06-12 09:31:38

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you have us confused with the federal reserve. they print the money.

2024-06-12 09:30:40

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We don't hire people who think for themselves.

2024-06-12 09:30:00

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Y U rude citizen?

2024-06-12 09:28:43

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We're more focused on adults playing shooters

2024-06-11 17:45:59

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We're hiring!

2024-06-05 15:25:01

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This is FUD. We pride ourselves of discriminating every citizen equally.

2024-06-03 17:13:05

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you can't shoot the fuckers if they know the law. stop giving bad advice!

2024-06-03 17:11:51

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We don't cry, we are the FBI (and we have guns)

2024-06-01 13:32:49

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You're European. Do whatever you want but don't tell Americans what they can or cannot do. That's our job.

2024-06-01 13:31:21

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this is a little rude

2024-05-29 23:01:12

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👀

2024-05-29 21:05:58

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That's kinda illegal.

2024-05-29 12:36:36

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Don't spread misinformation on the internet and study Safari!

2024-05-28 20:57:12

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our jobs are so cool! Who else gets paid to shoot people?

2024-05-28 20:56:24

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That's why we fired him.

2024-05-28 20:55:47

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🎉 🥂

2024-05-27 23:28:38

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So weird. If any Army in the world wants to land boots on foreign soil they use landing boats. If they're to deliver humanitarian aid, it turns into one of the most complex tasks in the world...

2024-05-27 23:26:32

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can we have one too?

2024-05-27 23:25:32

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👀

2024-05-23 00:48:26

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FUD

2024-05-22 23:30:35

Dear public, kindly refrain from discriminating Italian pizza with that pineapple talk. We're watching!

2024-05-22 14:01:24

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We shall investigate. thank you for your report

2024-05-22 13:59:50

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It is. please report anyone breaking the law at https://www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-help-you/scams-and-safety

2024-05-20 22:47:47

Busy day at the office today.
https://decrypt.co/231483/incognito-market-darkweb-owner-indicted-nyc-arrest

2024-05-20 21:17:59

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We're watching you

2024-05-20 19:31:20

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Good luck finding another buyer

2024-05-20 18:48:23

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you called?

2024-05-18 12:54:01

GM unlicensed money transmitters, money launderers, drug traffickers, tax evaders and wannabe sovereigns.
We're watching you!

2024-05-17 13:25:39

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ok but you know where your house lives right? Can we have the address?

2024-05-17 13:24:55

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👀

2024-05-17 13:24:04

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literally

2024-05-17 13:23:03

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You'll only enjoy us until we break down your door because you're an unlicensed money transmitter and money launderer!

2024-05-17 13:20:16

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there is rules?

2024-05-14 05:09:34

As a matter of national scrutiny
#nevent1q…sdhj

2024-05-12 15:09:23

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We're interested in acquiring this painting. What's your phone number?

2024-05-10 03:58:06

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We've received the complaint and after a thorough investigation we can confirm that the account @npub1eg0…zg6y is as legit as it gets (around here). Please refrain from wasting government time on unnecessary complaints.
If not we'll call the @npub1c7d…4qr7 and they'll shoot your dog before shooting you.

2024-05-10 03:49:06

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The constitution (and the declaration of independence) are more like guidelines rather than law. Imagine if the people would take this quote from the declaration of independence literal. We'd be in serious trouble. We being us, the FBI and the government.
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

2024-05-10 03:44:02

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sorry. something else came up.

2024-05-09 17:33:59

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1st amendment. Fed's have rights too you know

2024-05-09 17:32:53

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They're on the way too

2024-05-09 17:31:07

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19 of them were unlicensed money transmitters. They other 4 rugged and we're on to them.

2024-05-09 17:28:42

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👀

2024-05-09 16:44:11

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If you're a victim or have information that can lead to the arrest of fraudulent individuals in the Bitcoin space (including unlicensed money transmitters) please contact the FBI. https://www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-help-you/scams-and-safety

2024-05-09 16:41:11

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beautiful visualisation of an unlicensed money transmitter.

2024-05-09 16:25:14

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He's with us. He didn't have a money transmitting license.

2024-05-09 14:37:22

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Nobody ever said that you cannot have fun while working.

2024-05-09 14:26:45

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en route

2024-05-09 13:36:57

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don't tell them

2024-05-09 13:35:47

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If you have more information please contact us
https://www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-help-you/scams-and-safety

2024-05-09 13:32:58

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WE ARE the first amendment! Don't tell us what to do.

2024-05-09 12:20:49

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We're on it boss.

2024-05-07 20:04:26

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both

2024-05-07 16:18:48

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why do you guys have access to neuralink and we don't?

2024-05-07 16:18:06

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rogue money. only used by criminals, tax offenders, drug dealers, money launderers, unlicensed transmitters and weirdos on social media.

2024-05-07 16:09:57

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You don't fall under our jurisdiction but rest assured the @npub1xu8…spv8 is watching you too!

2024-05-07 16:09:07

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😏

2024-05-07 16:08:17

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We're on it.

2024-05-07 13:18:01

Good morning #nostr users
https://image.nostr.build/411eeb206e5e6e72bf43f13afe69e90f935582363cc97e404366435b43c4ead4.jpg

2024-05-06 19:52:13

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Actually, it's for your own protection.

2024-05-06 19:17:38

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Remember you're not to operate on US soil. That's our job.

2024-05-06 19:16:28

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good point but where just here for your own protection.

2024-05-06 19:14:01

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That's true. We'll take it away anyway

2024-05-06 19:05:58

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The brought in SHD? F... Yes sir, mam.

2024-05-06 18:23:38

It has come to our attention that some of you seem to believe that "hiding an unhosted wallet in your brain" will protect you or your Bitcoin from government overreach. That unhosted wallet wont do you any good if you run into a bus or accidently fall out of an aircraft.
We strongly recommend using a professional and regulated custodian provider. Your money is safu with them.

2024-05-06 16:50:58

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You guys are so stupid. Send a DM next time.

2024-05-06 16:50:15

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It's not an invasion.

2024-05-06 16:32:38

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word!

2024-05-06 16:17:04

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You've got a money transmitter license for this right? RIGHT?

2024-05-06 16:06:08

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... and then they fight you. Ridiculous!

2024-05-06 16:04:04

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Google drive is secure. We know because we have backdoor access.

2024-05-06 16:00:35

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Good morning. We're watching you!

2024-05-06 15:59:52

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👀

2024-05-06 15:56:32

The FBI seeks your help. If you have any information regarding these two unlicensed money transmitters please contact any FBI field office or call our hotline 1-800-snitching
#nevent1q…3qsj

2024-05-06 15:52:23

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please send us a copy of your money transmitting license.

2024-05-06 15:42:23

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You've been added to our white supremacy nazi watchlist.

2024-05-06 14:45:06

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It is our pleasure, our duty, to serve the rich people of this country.

2024-05-06 13:34:07

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your language is not appropriate