gryffindor
Gryffindor

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#cybersecurity
#bitcoin

Puns and dad jokes

Public Key

npub17y5r9974tfhx336a6w7rlfafv26l78kfmu4904l3f0nstqet5dns9y93gh

NIP-05 Address

gryffindor@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

jointhistory67@walletofsatoshi.com

Profile Code

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Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub17y5r9974tfhx336a6w7rlfafv26l78kfmu4904l3f0nstqet5dns9y93gh

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2024-07-12 01:52:39

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Error fetching lightning address

2024-07-07 22:21:42

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Can we use geyser to fund this? Great ideas here!!

2024-06-21 06:08:38

Who are the #noderunners I should follow?

2024-02-02 03:09:10

Embrace latina drama as a way of life

2024-01-07 07:25:32

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Don’t let that hold you back! There are lots of English-speaking bitcoiners here and you can learn Spanish at your own pace.
Come and be a part of history!

2024-01-07 05:08:44

El Zonte este noche https://image.nostr.build/a9d0020caea4fa085f658fc980627c7484f81318ec52efe02a7bb08c20b9c6dc.jpg

2023-12-06 03:24:10

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Reddit is already dead as far as I’m concerned.

2023-09-20 03:59:35

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That’s the hero’s dilemma.
The greatest man that ever lived saved the world and they still nailed him to a tree.
Literal true story or not it’s still a powerful metaphor.

2023-07-17 15:50:22

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I'm requesting to join the Nostrocket Identity Tree and claiming my permanym: gryffindor

2023-07-17 15:41:00

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very excited for this!!

2023-07-05 00:24:56

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Is this a fiat food joke?

2023-07-04 15:15:30

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You mean you’re buying a new MacBook Pro?

2023-06-24 23:15:04

We are about to experience a Cambrian explosion of lightning-powered apps!

2023-06-24 18:46:36

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I’m not Russian to any conclusions.

2023-06-24 04:58:25

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Oh fuck no

2023-06-24 00:50:02

I went to the bottom of the ocean to see the Titanic and I met my crush.

2023-06-23 07:51:45

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It makes sense. They have all of the training data.

2023-06-23 07:07:18

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What happened?

2023-06-23 01:20:47

When I heard about this submarine I was crushed.

2023-06-22 13:28:30

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This gives me a sinking feeling in my stomach.

2023-06-22 05:51:22

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Baby oil isn’t made from babies

2023-06-21 03:37:55

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By zapping sats on nostr, of course!

2023-06-21 00:48:10

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For sure, it’s plenty corrupt. Without these passive investors it wouldn’t be so easy for special (foreign) interests to wield so much power over every facet of American life.

2023-06-20 22:36:54

Black rock is not exactly owned by a secret like some people think.
Blackrock simply manages the 401k and index funds of every investor in the US stock market.
Blackrock is owned by average Americans and they don’t even realize it.

2023-06-20 00:34:42

People paid $250k to ride a submarine down to the Titanic and now they’re lost.
That’s called a sunk cost.

2023-06-18 09:03:14

It’s interesting to see the spam on nostr given the history of bitcoin and hashcash, which was a system designed to eliminate spam.
I think we’ll see relays start filtering spam somehow, maybe just by charging a fee to use the relay.

2023-06-18 09:01:12

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Hash rate goes up because it is profitable to mine, not because the network is under attack.

2023-06-17 03:13:41

Mmm tastes like an illegal Juul. And yes I’m drinking in a parking garage. https://nostr.build/i/78dbc29260c26cf439831e1813f1ba47397ff68a6dbb0ebec4af486199ee2637.jpg

2023-06-16 16:29:58

My girlfriend’s company is using Bud Light as an example of damage to brand equity. Maybe the tide is beginning to turn on the woke mind virus.

2023-06-16 13:41:12

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Source?

2023-06-16 01:25:47

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Still here!

2023-06-15 20:05:34

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that’s really cool! I agree, the global feed needs some filtering.

2023-06-15 19:11:07

I have a tab in my notification for #zaps but it’s empty. :(
#1MillionZaps

2023-06-15 19:09:18

What do you call it when you’re banned for sending #zaps on #nostr?
Nostracized
#1Millionzaps

2023-06-15 15:12:13

Who’s working in #cybersecurity? Any threat hunters, defenders, responders, or even red team pentesters here on Nostr? Let’s connect and learn from each other!

2023-06-14 14:22:19

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The metadata is searchable, swipe up on a photo and add a caption. And of course create appropriate albums for each meme category…

2023-06-13 20:51:00

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why is that? Is the region really less reliable, or is it that most customers deploy to that region first?

2023-03-09 14:27:58

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Honeybadger doesn’t care…