Kay Elúvian

https://the.voiceover.bar/@kayeluvian

I make noises for money. Proud fat bi trans woman. Chameleon, comedian, Corinthian & caricature 💗💜💙🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴 SAG-AFTRA/Equity #vo #voiceactor #voiceover

Pronouns: she/her/hers
Location: UK
Job: Voiceover Actor
Website: https://www.kayeluvian.com

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Last Notes

2026-08-21 13:23:53 UTC

RE: https://social.coop/@afewbugs/117133581216981300
God damn they are a decent bunch. Well done ✊👏👏👏
#note16aw…8mym

2026-08-10 12:04:20 UTC

Dunno who needs to hear this, but honestly I can't anymore: Harry Potter is complete and utter horseshit. It's derivative, poorly written, predictable, and *almost nothing in it is original*. School 'houses' and 'house points' are just British school stuff. Get the fuck over it you bizarre adult-foetuses and find something else to glom on to. It directly funds the destruction of my rights and existance. Stop consuming it, it 👏 is 👏 fucking 👏 pigswill.

2026-07-27 14:04:56 UTC

I'm not even remotely sorry.
https://files.voiceover.bar/media_attachments/files/116/992/312/144/712/138/original/53b40cd23c5437d6.jpg

2026-03-04 11:46:39 UTC

I recently left my 2nd job at a digital agency (multiple jobs pay the bills) and I need a new role: 20 years in IT, prior roles as a lead developer, skills in .Net/Node/React/NextJS/GraphQL. Anyone out there hiring right now? I need flexibility, so asking ~£40k a year/€45k equiv. 3 days a week (4 at a push), fully remote so I can do acting auditions and gigs when they come in. Anyone interested? DM please.
Boosts REALLY appreciated, we only have so much mortgage runway :(
#fedihire

2026-03-01 19:13:16 UTC

RE: https://mstdn.social/@rysiek/116153566767925032
Yep. The UK and USA have been screwing around in other countries for centuries and laying the foundations of a great many problems.
#note1h8m…xa5u

2026-01-15 17:22:39 UTC

God I remember when Apple stuff used to be easy to use. Clear design philosophy, minimal interface, minimal noise, signature moment micro-interactions, one clear path to doing The Thing you're trying to do. Now it’s just glass-bubble-hard-to-see rubbish, popups and chatty interfaces. BOOOO.

2025-12-24 11:39:04 UTC

What is it I’m supposed to leave out for Genghis Khan and his Mongol helpers…? Does he like sherry?

2025-11-26 13:02:49 UTC

“The first is that it amounts effectively to a requirement to trans people to disclose their trans status by using toilet facilities which do not align with their gender presentation, or to behave untruthfully by not complying. We considered this an assault on trans dignity.”
😯… 👍👍👍!!!
https://www.quaker.org.uk/documents/re-statement-of-policy-on-provision-of-trans-inclusive-facilities
via @npub1aef…0xhv

2025-11-26 11:13:43 UTC

Dogs: remember to log your yips to the yip log so you can plot them on the arf graph.

2025-11-21 00:37:00 UTC

The cause of most of the UK/USA problems: “I'd rather hurt 9 needy people than help 1 cheat and I'm willing to spend more than helping all 10 to do it”.

2025-11-05 10:00:42 UTC

hm, Mamdani openly campaigns for trans people and expanding our rights… but, he… he won??? That’s not right, is it? I thought pro-trans stuff LOST elections, and only by being transphobic bumweasles could elections be won?
Hmm… almost like that wisdom is completely wrong… 🤔

2025-10-28 11:58:59 UTC

well, it’s more tasteful than I thought it’d be 🤷‍♀️
https://files.voiceover.bar/media_attachments/files/115/451/664/900/947/873/original/b012e10cc3c6fea3.png

2025-10-25 20:06:21 UTC

That Epstein Memorial Ballroom sure is shaping up to be a gaudy eyesore… feels appropriate.

2025-10-22 10:08:35 UTC

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Powerful people have told Brits that the reason food is expensive, rent too high, jobs too fragile, bills too costly is because of wokez and immigants and transes and, because most people don’t have time to *understand* these issues, let alone talk to people who *live* them, the 360˚ 24/7 wall-of-sound sank in.

2025-10-22 10:05:28 UTC

I keep hearing (eg John Gray – New Statesman) that ’cos liberals ‘went way beyond what “normal” people want’ – instead of meeting them where they were – we got a backlash… and it is *not true*, and they refuse to see it. ~8 years ago, in the UK, most people had no problem with trans people in washrooms & were noncommittal re sports participation. What changed was a blitzkrieg campaign to MAKE those things into battleground issues. It’s not organic.

2025-07-15 15:52:25 UTC

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yeah I call astroturfing on that. Any child not a complete nitwit would realise that we "learn" about British culture every single day. Every aspect of living in this country is marbled with it. The idea that kids at school "only" learn about "other" cultures is an extraordinary claim, and Carl Sagan taught us that "extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence". Not just an entry for the Daily Mail's write-in page.

2025-07-08 09:24:43 UTC

Norman "marriage-equality might allow me to marry my own son to escape inheritance tax" Tebbit is dead. Meh, good riddance. Nasty bit of work.

2025-04-22 09:02:55 UTC

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here it is https://archive.is/asmzd it's exactly what you'd imagine. Oh and also our chanting that Rowling is a c*nt and Starmer is a wanker should be investigated by the police. Keep it up, you bastards, this is how Stonewall turned into a riot.

2025-04-22 08:56:40 UTC

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oh good god no...

2025-03-16 11:00:09 UTC

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100%. It's what governments have wanted for a while now, ever since they looked over the Atlantic and saw *how much damn money could be made* on healthcare. They're not going to follow the European model, nor the Japanese model - that's the tell that reveals the lie - they want the US model because it "makes money" (The Line Must Go Up!), makes their donors wealthy and opens up new positions for them when they leave parliament. Who cares if it works?

2025-01-16 12:45:07 UTC

British media: FARAGE! REFORM! FARAGE! REFORM! FARAGE! REFORM! FARAGE! REFORM! FARAGE! REFORM! FARAGE! REFORM! FARAGE! REFORM! FARAGE! REFORM! FARAGE! REFORM!
Also British media: Reform popularity surges! Inexplicable! Vexing! Must be the public hating woke?
😳🤦‍♀️🤬
STOP MAKING IT HAPPEN, YOU UTTER PILCHARDS!!!!
#ukpol

2024-12-24 14:40:19 UTC

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idea: a simple message: "You are brilliant and loved. Stay on the line if you need support." Then a 10s countdown before redirecting to the Trevor Project x

2024-10-24 21:09:01 UTC

OMFG IF YOU PUT TWO SPACES AFTER A FULL STOP YOURE OLD AND CRINGE AND AND AND
For gods sake fuck off and let people be who they are. Stop policing people’s style you tedious cuntrumpets.

2024-10-23 10:55:07 UTC

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South America and the Middle East being cases-in-point. But then, they've had no issues with murdering Americans whom they think are "threatening" (Fred Hampton) and experimenting with their own population (Tuskegee) and eugenics ("banned" in 1979 but in practice continuing to now). I think in many ways they just learnt from us and our war crimes as an Empire, and now we just are desperate to follow wherever they go.

2024-10-23 10:39:12 UTC

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it always seems to come back to the same echelon of loony, extreme-Right billionaires doesn't it? Pumping money into causes and candidates who will shape the world how they want it shaped.

2024-10-23 10:26:41 UTC

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we're getting there for sure. What we don't seem to have imo is a pending threat of violent governmental overthrow if one party doesn't win. We also don't have the same scale of voter suppression - "just" those dumbass voter ID laws. AFAIK also no mass infiltration of "true believers" who will dispute, object and make unworkable any voting decisions they don't like. That's not to say we're great, we are SO NOT, but I don't think we're staring down the barrel in the same way (yet).

2024-10-23 10:00:31 UTC

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AND the projected results for this candidate have no daylight between them and the candidate who *checks notes* didn't do any of that. Even the popular vote is nearly 50-50. The guy whose party is openly dismantling your democracy is a hair away from power... AGAIN. Just... how do you survive that? The US has been tap-dancing on the toilet-bowl of fascism and totalitarianism forever... is there any way you won't fall in?

2024-10-23 09:54:33 UTC

USA: you've got a candidate found guilty of rape, threatens his political enemies, fomented a coup-d'éta, demonises minorities, is backed by extreme Christian white nationalists, who invites card-carrying Nazis to dinner, whose party actively suppresses voters and party members are point-blank refusing to accept any result they don't like *and* have infiltrated the election machinery to dispute unfavourable results and nobody can stop them or hold them to account...

2024-09-29 16:06:37 UTC

And now the news! Don't touch that dial! 🗞️
Kemi Badenoch says "we need to be able to say racist things without being called racist"
TERFs demand Olympics use phrenology to protect women's sports from lower races
X introduces minimum number of abuse reports against an account as requirement for verification
Starmer insists gifted gold chain and pinky ring "necessary for job"
Satan drops out of UK Conservative leadership contest
#uk #uknews #ukpolitics #labour #conservatives

2024-06-10 12:13:21 UTC

Just playing #Castlevania #RondoOfBlood and want to highlight this delightful "paint me like one of your french girls" background details :D
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