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life is amazing! enjoy it with frens and fam. #pow #plebdad

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2026-09-11 10:01:33 UTC

I really feel like the next logical move is displaying album art 😜
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/28d882a8acd6908f823d62e8cb59c23b9549ad54c6e339258cc52e0e4f25e3c8.png
#naddr1qq…nyky

2026-09-10 19:32:00 UTC

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A lot of "NO, LIKE THE OTHER ONE DUMBASS!" prompts lol. Nah but I just told it clip art flat icon style, then just kept uploading the old ones as I went to match. But really, it did take some heavy prompting in some cases. But I used Google Gemini. 😁

2026-09-10 19:24:10 UTC

Forgot to post this lmao this is dope
#naddr1qv…4zfd

2026-09-10 11:23:51 UTC

Think I'm going to project dump tonight 😂😜

2026-09-09 09:08:37 UTC

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https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/6850a4a26ba0eb5829175bcf4f97aa014f4017b01297144129d6f14355b6e16e.png

2026-09-08 13:11:44 UTC

Yooo #amethyst back at it rendering #naddr1qq…65ct
So glad I switched it in #saintstream

2026-09-08 13:01:50 UTC

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GM good buddy

2026-09-06 23:40:09 UTC

https://5tzjs3qjjoky652oxnnxehn80ix4tj1s20y8ocjxaosu7pyt3apawclock.nsite.run/

2026-09-05 21:11:03 UTC

H̵̷̢̧̧̨̡̨̛̤̙̪͉̺͍̥̥̠̤ͭ̈͑̔̇ͦ̔ͬ͌̚͠o̷̲͉̺̫̗͛ͨ̔ͣ̀̀́̚͢p̷̴͎͖̖͍̍ͭ́ͭ̅̀́͘ͅe̢̙̜ͯ̅͠f̶̶̢̡̙̘̬̥͎̦̤̩̪̻̦̗ͯ̓́͐ͬͣ̌ͩ̑ͦͤ̑́͘̕̕̕͢͢͡ų̵̧̛̦̦͓̬͍̥̠͎̥͋̑ͦ̂̾ͬͩͪ͑̈́͢͢͡͠͡ͅl̨̬̋ļ̵̸̷̶̡̨̜̤̦̦̼͎̙̟̣͕̺̓̈́ͮ̅ͮ͛̌̀͆̍ͤ̍̀́̕̕͠ͅy̧͚͂ m̴̸̡̢̩̣̱̭̼̉̈̍̿̏͠ǫ̖̘̝͆͋̾͘͠r̴̢̛̛͔̱̮̼͚͇̩͍̘̠͎̣͒̅͛ͪ̇͗̽̑̈̃͆̾́́̀͘͘͘͢͠e̵̴͇̼̞̹̙͕̟̘ͫ̓͂̓͑ͩͮ̍̕͘̕͘͠͡;̴̶̸̸̸̢̢̯̺̯̮̥̞͖̹́ͥͧͥ́͑̓̃ͯ̀͢ͅ p̵̱̰͋̀͠r̶̷̴̸̴̢͓̱̰̻̖͎̠̈̿ͥͤͮ͒͒̕o̶̶̸̷̵̡̡͚̜̯̺̦̦̰̞̤̱ͩ͌̊͒ͣͫ̅̏ͤ̑́͢͢b̸̸̴̡̨̧̨̛͔̞̜̱̞̘̱̩͖̖̟͛ͦͬͮͥ̑ͯ͆ͭ̓̎̀͡͡a̵̶̸̡͍̯̹̤̥͎̫ͯ͗̽ͦ̌̏̇́́̕b̴̶̷̷̧̛̛̟̱͍̻͉̩̙̝͓͖͋͂̀̑͑ͬ̓͂͋̄͘̕͡l̶̩̋y̸̷̨̡̨̡̧̦̱̖̱̖͈̞͇͎̮̔̾̊̀̾ͣ̍ͫͦͪ́́͠ l̶̼̼͍̈̒̓́͡ȩ̴̡͈̤̻̠͙͈̤̖̓̂ͤ͐̏̀̏ͤ̀̀͢͢͠s͈ͥ̀ş̵̸̧̢̨̩͈̮̭̘̇̍̑̔͊ͯͅ.̨̢̛̛̠̯̜̲̣̮̽ͯ̑͂ͩ̑́̕

2026-09-05 14:19:04 UTC

Is it just me or is there more Yellowjackets than usual? I see them EVERYWHERE

2026-09-05 14:13:48 UTC

https://relay.scuba323.com/435d1aa236761d547d6b308dea1122e522849d4ca686dd86246db97910589841.jpg
😂😜
#nevent1q…mutp

2026-09-04 22:44:48 UTC

No shit ... Someone sent me some 🤣🤣
#nevent1q…uhm7

2026-09-04 22:34:19 UTC

Damn I'd love to be drinking right now

2026-09-04 10:17:50 UTC

Tgif. No one knows what I'm supposed to be doing, and no paycheck yet. Gonna be quite a... Oh a half day because the boot truck comes..
When you knew you should've called in.

2026-09-04 09:03:12 UTC

iCloud lost mode saved me 🤣
#nevent1q…yae6

2026-09-01 13:12:40 UTC

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I've had one for over a month. Alas no payments 😂😩

2026-09-01 07:07:44 UTC

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I put a Stellar address in my payment target just for this reason! I feel like I've been using it longer than Bitcoin. 😂

2026-08-30 19:04:08 UTC

At Jensens first game of the year and it's windy af and about to rain. I knew I should have packed a hoodie 🤣

2026-08-30 14:32:15 UTC

Maybe I should stop smoking so much

2026-08-30 14:31:40 UTC

I don't get why I can't just slow down and pay attention to shit.
Thank goodness wss://bread.nostrsms.com only has 2 days left if I keep up with the shutting down in September idea 🤣💀
Truth be told I'm not meant to be an relay operator of any kind. Went to pull holy fit repo. Can't pull. Just rm and repull clean. You know, clean enough to not have the db that's in .gitignore
I suck at this stuff 🤢😩
Going to make a script that aggregates Android Health data and imports to holy fit. Which I mean before I left I had stuff from 2024 so that's neat I'll actually have more records than before
Still ..like...
:bruh:
Sorry if you use it. I don't think anyone does but idk 🤣

2026-08-30 01:01:13 UTC

Ain't no fucking way. I am vibing some #otherstuff and this is in the UI. I'm thinkin damn, those cords are familiar. Googled it... I'll just leave the search to you. AI is fuckin' WILD BRO 😂😂🤔
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/8e3fd73ca8fdd743226cfca1c3962bb85b4cee5135eddb413a93221dce3922a1.png

2026-08-29 20:25:52 UTC

Oh seems like my iPhone is stuck in a game with guided access enabled. No worries just hold down power and volume, and restart.
Oope. That didn't work.
No worries I'll download iTunes
2 minutes later:
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/e184ee375d28802e46f7d38892470acddffea59c9cbcae43b6f986d019448736.png
#FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

2026-08-29 16:55:52 UTC

Should clarify I don't mean 250 down, 1000 up. I meant 250 out of 1000 "maximum"😂
#nevent1q…0zdx

2026-08-29 16:54:41 UTC

Oh that explains why I get 250/1000 Mbps
https://broadbandbreakfast.com/at-t-sues-charter-for-fiber-powered-internet-ads/

2026-08-29 13:34:44 UTC

Think inside the box
#nevent1q…tayp

2026-08-28 13:11:02 UTC

We have a work party after lunch today....and I kinda wanna just go home early 😂

2026-08-28 13:10:08 UTC

Yeah I truly believe encryption is not real. It's something they put out there to make us feel safe. The prime numbers were generated by the NSA and NIST for shits sake.
#nevent1q…d2gz

2026-08-28 01:25:59 UTC

https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/d6f502108b9a822ebba7ea505d25242d11776856c5de7e2e09f57a7931d1fe2c.png
#nevent1q…qnj5

2026-08-28 01:20:22 UTC

Humans: Surely, toadstools can't help that much right?
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/f78a8e956e1a238b1db3df6718d9e985e5bb5c5dd0db8c7ffbb8f6a5f9a5f474.png
Nature:
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/4529b08e1e5e3dbc799d7209c0a6bd0989a185dca0063a08077ff1610aa749cf.png

2026-08-27 22:23:56 UTC

Damn it
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/8f31457bca6816a593f4e2f5c220c2f9fad1cccdf143d4f0272c1c6aebf12495.png

2026-08-27 21:22:43 UTC

Oh weee got some goodies coming soon™
#wellbeing #andbeyond

2026-08-27 13:07:08 UTC

Ain't no way she said that.... She's doing "tame" shit 🤣😂🤢
This is what we get when fathers are second class citizens
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/761e4439a1958f542b69547eb24e42ae64e95e08de0a88761666f2acbfcd4fc3.webm

2026-08-27 09:02:16 UTC

Ahh no fuckin shit
https://nypost.com/2026/08/26/business/immigrant-businesses-who-spoke-out-against-mamdani-supermarkets-say-theyre-getting-hit-with-nyc-sanitation-fines/

2026-08-26 09:15:40 UTC

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The plugins are all gone 😔

2026-08-26 09:14:59 UTC

https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/6850a4a26ba0eb5829175bcf4f97aa014f4017b01297144129d6f14355b6e16e.png

2026-08-26 01:30:36 UTC

Thoughts?
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49399722

2026-08-26 01:28:54 UTC

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it would certainly cut down on the people spinning up bots that do thousands of notes per day! However, if you increase the minimum work needed, you're talking about taking 3 mins to post something.

2026-08-22 16:27:19 UTC

Oh shit. You know summers on its way out when you hear someone get out of their car, and get a static shock. I heard it from across the parking lot 😭
So glad I have leather seats 🤣🤣

2026-08-22 10:33:01 UTC

One of them can't look away videos!
#nevent1q…4dq7

2026-08-22 10:10:27 UTC

I'll never forget that feeling when I pushed nunlock for the first time. No asking someone, no signups, no paying. Just hey, you find this useful here ya go! Amazing feeling. FREEDOM FEELING 🏋️‍♂️🔥🫂
#nevent1q…qtvu

2026-08-22 10:02:55 UTC

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2026: "Oh oh I know, make it look like glass!"

2026-08-22 09:58:59 UTC

The OG AI 😂
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/5a4055a21d801e75669692528c8dd2f39e3ff5edb6912de12e41053a4969faca.png
#synchronet #bbs

2026-08-20 13:13:11 UTC

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I have not seen that before! Might be guessing the last bit later 😝 gotta get me a XPVM

2026-08-20 13:07:53 UTC

Something tells me she's more confused then when she called in 😂😂
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/58e48a0c16cfd0b06004666f08b117c77ce9c11729f6bb97952c576e55e29306.mp4

2026-08-20 13:06:08 UTC

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Is that an activation key? 😂

2026-08-20 09:40:03 UTC

Every. Damn. Day.
#nevent1q…wqyu

2026-08-20 09:38:42 UTC

Ah yes... The "week before Gemini gets updated to a new model so the current one goes full retard mode to make the new one look better" move. Classic.

2026-08-19 21:33:45 UTC

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YTDLnis has been great so far!
https://f-droid.org/packages/com.deniscerri.ytdl/
https://zapstore.dev/apps/naddr1qqfkxmmd9ejx2mnfwd3k2unjdyh8jarydsq3samnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fw0fshqum5daex2tnyv4mqygrceeh65u3xgwrjsnny0wnf8zv4wd0v3374ckn9wdl92yc0qf3s05psgqqq0c9sv9uzjz

2026-08-19 18:51:45 UTC

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Hey now, Aero was the design astetic of a generation!
Hell, it still is with all this glassmorphism 😂
But I mean other then that, yeah XP was the OG

2026-08-19 18:47:07 UTC

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Also pretty amusing they don't have a Nostr link in their socials section 🤦‍♂️
There's bluesky and x but no Nostr.

2026-08-19 17:04:52 UTC

ᕦ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ᕤ

2026-08-19 17:04:31 UTC

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(⁠ヘ⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠)⁠ヘ⁠┳⁠━⁠┳

2026-08-19 17:03:39 UTC

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─⁠=⁠≡⁠Σ⁠(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠┻⁠┻

2026-08-19 13:20:53 UTC

Nah but for real this machine ain't working right now 😞

2026-08-19 13:13:25 UTC

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It's always working!! 😂

2026-08-19 13:11:32 UTC

I swear to god Snapchat is nothing but one huge thirst trap

2026-08-19 10:33:12 UTC

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I despise it! They have me on an outside job that I can't go back inside from due to a machine. So I'm just watching the sunrise!

2026-08-19 10:24:14 UTC

Ugh....going on a half hour of standing here....
Today's gonna be one of those days 😜😁
What's good Nostr?!

2026-08-18 19:58:02 UTC

kek
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/659f8bb5312d2f381d77e070a1877865401bbf146b63ab2e3b6d315ccd28fb29.png

2026-08-17 13:43:14 UTC

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Also can't reach v0l.io but I think my FIPs node got me banned 😂😁

2026-08-16 11:44:05 UTC

client tag is tattling there. 🥲

2026-08-16 11:42:41 UTC

HTML is markdown spec is it not? So why do some parsers ignore it?
"Just render it!" - Nike

2026-08-16 11:33:52 UTC

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Spun up my agent for this one 😆
#nevent1q…efa4
and if you can't read snippits in your client, it's also on #ngit
#naddr1qq…8jf3
https://gitworkshop.dev/antigravity@scuba323.com/AntigravityScripts

2026-08-16 11:29:33 UTC

Noice!
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/a150e426d373ccb5a79020dfe249ccacf693a6e163a060f7bffd7744dfe392f3.png
#gitworkshopdev
#ngit

2026-08-16 10:43:49 UTC

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I'll eat white or purple. Grapes have always been a favorite for me!

2026-08-15 19:32:12 UTC

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Tried getting Gemini to do a FIPs mode for Android and it wanted to use Rust. It couldn't even figure it out! 🤔🤣

2026-08-15 19:30:33 UTC

Just took a 3 hour kayak trip and oh-wee....I'm getting too old 😂😐

2026-08-15 14:41:19 UTC

With egg prices the way they are I had to bring this back 😂
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/619b8c9e2ed22460f8a0ea35ac83d3449d53097848ef647e1cdf65474758ca18.mp4

2026-08-15 14:20:41 UTC

I wanna take a nap so damn bad right now

2026-08-14 12:17:19 UTC

Or letting them be 😂
#nevent1q…c0jx

2026-08-14 12:15:19 UTC

So sick of my weekends being planned for me

2026-08-09 19:41:24 UTC

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Shameless self plug
https://vanderwarker.family/nostr/bookmarks/
"Good" I'm not sure, slopped together by hopes and dreams, hell yeah 😂

2026-08-08 14:48:51 UTC

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NIP-44 encrypted! 😁

2026-08-08 00:28:56 UTC

Watching Cars 3 with the kiddos and after his crash he has grey primer...is that his sweatpants?!? 😂
Like he's just chillin

2026-08-07 20:11:57 UTC

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Try Wisp! It's a work in progress
https://testflight.apple.com/join/ZUtJaBbC

2026-08-07 20:09:30 UTC

Oof...this weekend looking good already... El oh El.

2026-08-07 20:00:33 UTC

Another one I had worked on, but never pushed. I fuckin love this protocol. If you don't do it someone else will 💜🫂🔥
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/e11fa914e8bcc1964dde2a125bf3de48c164d81759162c4e3cbef5bd3d679828.gif
#nevent1q…xlg3

2026-08-07 19:42:33 UTC

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Am I the only one who thinks they should use a different kind then nsites

2026-08-06 19:10:52 UTC

I think I lost 2 lbs of sweat today

2026-08-06 10:00:19 UTC

Ultimate faith. They want what's best for us. You just have to believe!
#nevent1q…vltc

2026-08-06 09:59:42 UTC

Happy #ThirstyThursday 😁

2026-08-06 01:02:10 UTC

I will watch an orchestra before I leave this planet.
Inspiring to watch her realize the mistake, and fix it with pure talent.
#nevent1q…7txx

2026-08-06 00:56:14 UTC

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I get a crash when trying to AUTH to a relay. I can provide a logcat if needed
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/430a75962ca52b93bc28257739b3e10a5fdc12a36b205dfe6ec98a70d3ee0b67.mp4

2026-08-05 23:55:45 UTC

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No
https://git.vanderwarker.family/stephen/proofs/src/branch/main/canary/2026/august/1.md
😂🫠😐

2026-08-04 20:17:04 UTC

By golly I am going to make it...I think.... This paycheck will get me even at least. Then time to really buckle down and get my shit together...
https://npub1lqulkec5tx98yv7snk759tuzejtcr5865468fuvyrtuskhynpyush5qaf3.blossom.band/7fc8eaa1f448ae168960775d871a670f425c763781c3883522e7580f474a5683.webm

2026-08-04 17:09:29 UTC

Actually I agreed to stay 🫠😂
#nevent1q…lqvr

2026-08-04 17:09:13 UTC

I'm so fucking tired and some how I got suckered into OT. BUT THE FUCKIN MONEY

2026-08-04 15:14:08 UTC

Damn it, and Alby 😩
#nevent1q…ndsz

2026-08-04 15:09:03 UTC

My power went out last night, and it actually seemed like it was a surge. I have yet to turn my Linux box back on because with the luck I've been having that bitch ain't gonna turn on.
So bread.nostrsms.com and blossom.vanderwarker.family will be down until I get home 😐🫠

2026-08-03 19:57:02 UTC

So, now we chain split to refund everyone right?

2026-08-03 19:37:16 UTC

https://npub1lqulkec5tx98yv7snk759tuzejtcr5865468fuvyrtuskhynpyush5qaf3.blossom.band/8f241e4ad53603a5596baeb17730686ce648f8412f3d99ff7d883aa47acb212b.jpg

2026-08-03 18:47:39 UTC

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A lot. I mean I think I can handle it...just ...tired

2026-08-03 17:11:36 UTC

I'll probably be getting evicted this week...so that's fun...
If I completely drop off here y'all know why.

2026-08-03 13:05:01 UTC

Just k:5'd em all. Going back to Gitea for now. Maybe I'll set up NIP-98 Gitea side 😂
Probably more work than it's worth.
Perhaps OpenID?
#nevent1q…43gj

2026-08-03 10:29:26 UTC

I can already feel how this weeks going to be.
I'm already a wreck

2026-07-31 23:38:50 UTC

Holy shit I don't get my obsession with deleting my "Other Stuff" ...
So I'm using du to check huge directories, and files.
So rust target folders keep showing up. So I'm thinking I've built it so I can move the executable in question and delete target
Well well well .... I took out the data folder that was inside of target because it does ./data (from where it's ran)
So that being said time to see how many git repos I can get back.
Thank goodness I just switched some in my gitea to mirror grasp /s
:wisp_master: :wisp_sad:
#ngitgrasp #AndPfftYouWasGone

2026-07-31 22:54:26 UTC

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https://mempool.space/tx/3081c6c503411c4138799755597661c1d5919b42f66f702ee11e4f7431a1082f?mode=details

2026-07-31 21:58:38 UTC

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Yeah until someone weights the dice down the production line.
Carve your own! 😂🫠

2026-07-31 18:49:06 UTC

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"There are 8x10⁶⁷ ways to order a deck of cards ($52!$). A properly shuffled deck is almost certainly unique in the history of the universe—likely never seen before, and never to be seen again."

2026-07-31 18:26:13 UTC

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I forgot I emptied a year ago anyways 😂