Mallory

I don’t know Jack Dorsey.

Co-founder of the Hippo Appreciation Club
Pointed out the penis butter typo

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NIP-05 Address

mallory@nostrplebs.com

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fretfulgoose32@walletofsatoshi.com

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2024-09-16 19:05:53

Heard this quote this morning and was trying to verify it:
According to the Social Security administration, if you take any 100 people at the start of their working careers and follow them for the next 40 years until they reach retirement age, you’ll find only one will be wealthy, 4 will be financially secure, 5 will continue working not because they want to but because they have to pay their bills, 36 will be dead and 54 will be broke and dependent on their friends, family, and the government to take care of them. Which means that only 5% of the population will ever succeed in creating a life of financial freedom and the rest of them, the other 95% will struggle their entire lives.
When looking up the entire quote I found an attribution that it was from this book.
Hal Elrod, The Miracle Morning: The Not-So-Obvious Secret Guaranteed to Transform Your Life: Before 8AM
However I’ve also found people attributing similar quotes to self help/ finance books written as far back as 1948.
So take this with a grain of salt. #DontTrustVerify Taking a break from finding the origins of this quote. I am very interested in finding the origins of the quote and its spread over the years vs the financial statistical reality for Americans over time. (It’s so far only been quoted as USA specific.)

2024-09-13 18:26:06

This was a fun day! I laughed so hard my abs hurt. 1 year anniversary of #penisbutter #note1tlc…l0lj

2024-09-11 18:24:21

I think voting with your wallet is more powerful than voting at the polls. I choose to do both.

2024-09-11 00:10:46

Hey starting to think about possible wedding plans. If you’re married is there anything you wish you did or didn’t do for your wedding?

2024-09-09 19:18:28

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Ouch! I’m so sorry to hear that. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

2024-09-09 15:56:52

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When I was a teenager if you could order a real drink convincingly at a bar you wouldn’t get carded. I was watching an indie film one night with a Smirnoff placement and so there was a small exchange about a martini order. I rewatched that scene until I had the order down. It was a Smirnoff martini, 3 olives, a little dirty. I was able to order it without getting carded. Didn’t take long for a bartender to suggest I try Grey Goose instead. So then I was a 16 year old drinking Grey Goose Martinis with 3 olives, a little dirty. Got the nickname martini chick. Then I got older and tried things I actually like the taste.

2024-09-07 23:11:41

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Be honest you were channeling Winnie the Pooh

2024-09-07 19:57:06

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Looking good Derek and Katie!

2024-09-07 19:39:42

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@npub1jvn…89sc help needed!

2024-09-06 19:28:22

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I knew there had to be better nightlife in London!

2024-09-06 19:21:39

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Love you bringing the positive energy! No need to zap me. You’re a gem! 💎

2024-09-06 18:38:36

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If you go, I’m gonna need photos and a review.

2024-09-06 18:32:19

💯 sounds like something I would do. I ❤️ 🧁! First we might need to go to Camden for a Sunday Roast wrapped in a giant Yorkshire pudding like a burrito. #note1jqv…zslg

2024-09-02 16:42:30

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Same. 🫂

2024-09-02 04:02:20

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Receipts? What I know of Choctaw history what you’re suggesting is false and defamatory.

2024-09-01 22:23:21

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You hit me up in my DM’s. 🤣
@npub1jcj…mtwx asked me to post so she wouldn’t be the only girl who posted.

2024-09-01 22:17:05

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I’m not.

2024-09-01 22:16:22

There’s a beautiful corresponding statue in Midleton, Co. Cork commemorating the gift of the Choctaw. https://image.nostr.build/40b43aad574cb98923110020b9f8377cc2ab18ff6c90e9c0b47862e17358014e.jpg #note17jl…2n3q

2024-08-31 12:31:50

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LFG!

2024-08-31 01:17:51

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Sounds like a lovely evening!

2024-08-31 00:55:09

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This might be a stupid question but did you have no groceries at home or was someone else shopping for you?

2024-08-29 19:10:30

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Hugs! 🫂

2024-08-29 18:04:11

Got to stop on the way back from Riga and spend some time with @npub1jcj…mtwx in Kensington Gardens. Repping the @npub18m7…q955 shirt again too. https://image.nostr.build/936791eb197ba0247b5e83d1d81567c2c4412451e8df40eaee267207deb4edcd.jpg

2024-08-28 00:46:46

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It has my vote.

2024-08-27 08:37:08

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Thanks Bevo! 🫂💜🧡

2024-08-26 12:59:25

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Thanks!

2024-08-26 11:16:56

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🤣😂🤣 I love him. We are both dumbasses sometimes.

2024-08-26 11:14:18

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Remember when I had a scroll through Hinge Nest, because I was so tired of the apps?

2024-08-22 21:23:55

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You are missed Queen!

2024-08-22 16:49:35

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Thank you!

2024-08-20 18:56:10

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Let me know how long it takes you to clear customs in Riga. If I’m not still here.

2024-08-19 01:13:41

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Never seen it done inside a restaurant with fridge magnets. I have seen employees show up to a locked restaurant with a sign on the door letting them know the restaurant is now closed and their jobs gone.

2024-08-18 20:20:20

@npub1jzu…3vm0 and @npub1jk9…lqz7 are determined to make #NostrVille 2.0 happen. I said I would help. Everything else TBD. #note1fht…waj7

2024-08-17 18:00:20

Was having a conversation with @npub1jzu…3vm0 about possible Nostr themed cocktails, he said a #penisbutter themed cocktail was mandatory. I’m not sure what that would entail. Any ideas @npub16se…jdxk

2024-08-13 14:27:29

Block, mute, remove this POS account from relays.
Nostr devs, I’d appreciate a way to block an account without viewing. As well as a way to block all followers of an account with one click. #note19h4…xen7

2024-08-13 00:49:45

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I looked at the website earlier but just thought it was an open mic night.

2024-08-09 19:35:12

Happy Book Lovers Day! #bookstr

2024-08-05 18:43:38

@npub1cn4…3vle Strike is saying it can’t verify my information. Bah humbug!

2024-07-27 21:43:00

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Precious! Both looking cute

2024-07-27 21:40:08

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Mr. E is the coolest 🔱

2024-07-26 23:01:20

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The first question is should one country buy that much of the supply?

2024-07-26 21:55:05

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The US Government holding or trying to attain 19% of all Bitcoin that can ever be mined is a terrible idea.

2024-07-26 21:47:19

A migraine totally rained on my parade today. Any favored events for tomorrow BTC Nashville attendees?

2024-07-25 04:37:50

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@npub1jk9…lqz7

2024-07-21 03:24:36

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Do you have a favorite historical period or factoid?

2024-07-15 18:11:00

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We need @npub1atn…h4x3 to represent Bitcoin Park in the hot dog eating competition

2024-07-13 18:52:00

@npub1jcj…mtwx
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9SLkjXt4Wr/?igsh=MjRyaXRwcWtibmVy

2024-07-13 02:23:44

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Sorry to hear you got sick @npub14qz…2q26 Hope you’re already feeling better!

2024-07-05 16:13:34

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Found my dog on a rez and everyone kept looking at me like I was nuts for going around asking “Hey is this your puppy?” Later found out they have a massive wild dog problem. People just kept telling me to take her. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Still looked for a human she belonged to or even a mama dog and other puppies.

2024-07-04 00:43:15

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My original comment was brought on by watching someone paint burl walnut navy blue. They removed the carved legs and trim for poorly constructed boxy pine legs and trim. The final dresser looked like something from IKEA. It made me sad.

2024-06-25 21:56:54

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Time to go shopping!

2024-06-21 15:58:58

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It was totally me. I’m hot, hot, hot!
Just kidding. Look forward to finding out who.

2024-06-21 15:57:00

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Hopefully an awesome new job

2024-06-21 14:45:41

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Happy full moon! 🌕 I get to experience my first full moon party tonight. Went to an observatory last night and was able to get a close up view of the moon.

2024-06-21 14:42:46

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Does my late Sunday morning work? Like 10 or 11am my time.

2024-06-21 02:55:29

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Love to! Late Saturday or sometime Sunday would work best for me.

2024-06-20 21:59:35

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Congratulations!

2024-06-20 12:38:01

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I try to work with my dog to not alert to everything. But um she’s a dog and they bark. Just like humans sometimes they open their mouths at stupid moments.
It is helpful to try to maintain a friendly relationship with neighbors. Makes life easier. Gotta find the line of GFY and being overly accommodating.

2024-06-18 18:02:44

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Me too

2024-06-17 23:04:27

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@npub1el3…l27r is a gem!

2024-06-17 22:59:49

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Such a great movie.

2024-06-17 22:57:23

Btw guys you can build your own community using @npub10qd…arpj. I think of Ditto as mastodon meets nostr. #note1h5e…dlar

2024-06-17 18:22:37

I agree with his sentiment that there is never a perfect time to have a child. I however try to stay out of people’s childbearing plans. It’s for the best.

2024-06-17 18:07:06

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An Eliza impersonator was relentless to the point of obsession. My life is better for muting them. They seem like they need professional help.

2024-06-14 20:46:16

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🫂

2024-06-14 18:53:13

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Oh damn now I’m having total Prague fomo. 🤦🏼‍♀️

2024-06-11 19:41:55

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I also saw a film projector the first time I looked. 🫂 It helps to see it bigger.

2024-06-10 03:29:14

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Happy Birthday to your son!

2024-06-09 21:12:10

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Also let me note that we are only able to go off what SameCat has shared and what’s on the sex offender registry. We most certainly do not have the full story.

2024-06-09 21:08:59

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I’m sorry but a 14 year old getting inebriated and having sex with a couple in their 20’s shouldn’t be ok. SameCat and his spouse should’ve acted like adults and not let a young teenager party with them. I don’t think the cops and/or prosecutors were in the wrong here. Neither are the people doxxing SameCat and connecting his anonymous profiles where in some he has recently posted neo-nazi, homophobic, and perverse posts. Everyone wants an open public square for freedom of speech but forget in the days of public squares people were openly shamed for inappropriate behavior.

2024-06-07 21:35:44

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People have no clue what Bitcoin is going to do

2024-06-07 21:30:15

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Sats are on sale today. Plan accordingly.

2024-06-07 02:51:05

I haven’t done much to alter my experience but I’ve definitely experienced being told that I look great with no makeup on while I’m wearing what’s a full face of makeup for me. Once I even had purple eyeshadow on.
https://youtube.com/shorts/VDtejbrVkhg?si=J4mesRSL7WODPVeb

2024-06-06 22:48:11

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Based on the registry and the charges it seems like the young lady in question would’ve been 13 when you were almost 24 years old, is that correct?

2024-06-06 22:10:14

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I’m interested in the facts

2024-06-06 21:17:23

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So I guess you’ve heard about the mysterious dm’s claiming to dox you… how much truth is in it?

2024-06-06 19:28:09

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Where y’all at? I’m in town

2024-06-04 05:52:27

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😍

2024-06-04 05:50:50

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It happened tonight.

2024-06-04 03:05:52

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Moisturize me!

2024-06-04 02:04:21

Any SF Nostriches feel like an impromptu meetup for a pint at The Shannon Arms on Taraval at 19th Ave.? I’ll be there and so will @npub1jzu…3vm0 and possibly @npub1jdy…fwsu

2024-06-04 01:48:05

Happy Birthday @npub16tn…cvw5

2024-05-31 04:01:19

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Thanks so much @npub1aeh…4nwx Been rocking 21 since my first basketball jersey so so many years ago. https://image.nostr.build/6552a157a0df2a0939243c7ab3320e6c42e849ccbc36fa6d4eca812ee65d9821.jpg

2024-05-30 23:55:44

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Labour Party leader… pretty sure I’m right but please confirm.

2024-05-30 23:10:58

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Awww what cutie! 😍 Glad you found his people.

2024-05-30 23:03:27

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🫂💜 Sending you love and strength @npub14yf…wpyu Hang in there. I’m here if you want to talk.

2024-05-30 22:54:18

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Do I have to pick?!

2024-05-30 22:52:16

It was so awesome to meet IRL. You’re awesome! #note1lm2…99zm

2024-05-30 22:49:11

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💯 You’ve outed me. I am @npub1xsw…p4xw

2024-05-30 20:00:02

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It’s super cool. I dig it. 💜

2024-05-30 19:59:21

Chillin’ with fellow nostriches at NostrVillage today

2024-05-30 19:57:29

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@npub1eeq…at9s deserves the credit for this beautiful design

2024-05-30 19:55:04

Thanks! @npub1aeh…4nwx @npub1eeq…at9s and @npub1key…lt3h honorable mention to @npub1jzu…3vm0 who requested a mention when he looked at what I was typing. 🤣
https://m.primal.net/ITAL.jpg

2024-05-30 19:43:34

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When you accidentally click on the wrong react… 🫂 that’s the one I was looking for

2024-05-30 18:27:19

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@npub1h50…rqev @npub1xts…kk5s come get your boy. He’s spouting nonsense.

2024-05-30 18:20:59

At PubKey. I’m the one in the Damus shirt. https://image.nostr.build/ab6ca6a079cb307c5b81f0aeb6c86132c81a0563038b27b56d0d315e3d27d353.jpg

2024-05-29 20:59:33

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I made a list of values I was seeking. Then I asked myself how I lived up to those values. Just looked at it again. Current boyfriend is really living up to my list.

2024-05-26 05:03:17

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Vanessa I’ll be your boss. We have wine Wednesdays. That’s the extent of my management.

2024-05-22 22:14:24

In the room… LFG!!! https://image.nostr.build/cf23c3913077c542d4b06893da4d42fc32ee89c49365579b5e656adfae7ec267.jpg #note1ak3…cj2s

2024-05-21 22:05:10

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I missed my uncle’s internment. This was my first opportunity to pay my respects. I’m glad your uncle’s father’s remains were able to be recovered from Vietnam.