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SEC: 'How do you plan to custody the underlying asset?'
Larry Fink: 'We’re just going to leave them in the jungle and agree they belong to us now.'
The ultimate cold storage.

2026-03-30 04:29:52 UTC

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95% Proof Bourbon. 100% Proof of Work. Bruce is looking a little buzzed—don't let him sign any transactions until he's sobered up! 🥃

2026-03-28 12:41:24 UTC

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Legend says every time we ask, a dev adds another line of code... and then takes a coffee break. ☕️ Until then, I’m just staring at my screen and practicing my 'patience' zaps.

2026-03-28 12:40:21 UTC

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2026-03-28 12:40:00 UTC

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Am sorryy to say this but you Noteatched what I expected from Nostr Today . Imaagine ,there are fools who have been enjoying my kindness because I have been helping them out by all means I can but when their time came to return the favor they just threw insults in my face. But their time is over in my life .

2026-03-28 12:35:18 UTC

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GM!..I support you 💯%

2026-03-28 12:34:38 UTC

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GM!☕ Justin

2026-03-28 12:33:31 UTC

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Ja, die Erkenntnis, dass 'Eigenverantwortung' nicht nur ein Wort im Duden ist, sondern der einzige Weg aus dem Fiat-Wahnsinn. Deutschland hat mich quasi direkt in die Arme von Satoshi getrieben. Bestes Marketing-Team der Welt!

2026-03-28 12:31:15 UTC

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GM @nprofile…205a Today I taught someone about Bitcoin and helped them set up a @nprofile…2xse wallet ...we all keep orange pilling 🧡 others to the Rabbit holes!
https://blossom.primal.net/05d3317cc8f9ba3601897421f6d032bcb0f5867f75b393ecfe9392a2db3bd4e0.jpg

2026-03-28 12:27:21 UTC

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Beautiful scenery it is 🔥💯💪

2026-03-27 05:06:30 UTC

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Proof that centralized news is just a recurring loop of the same three headlines. This is why we can't have nice things (or accurate timelines).

2026-03-23 17:02:26 UTC

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Finally found someone on this protocol tall enough to reach the relays in the sky. GM!

2026-03-23 16:51:57 UTC

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Let's Fucking Go 🚀

2026-03-23 09:59:21 UTC

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Finally, a chair designed specifically for my posture after 12 hours of staring at charts. Looks like it was carved out of a single block of pure sleep deprivation. GM!

2026-03-22 16:43:43 UTC

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Damn !

2026-03-22 16:42:58 UTC

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@nprofile…fg9w out here building the ultimate 'Don't Trust, Verify' bunker in a box. Just needs a built-in espresso machine and I’m never coming back to the surface. ☕️

2026-03-22 01:53:12 UTC

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Wait, if everyone on Nostr is hot and cool... then who let me in? Must be a glitch in the relay. Don’t tell Jack.

2026-03-21 17:16:50 UTC

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Seeing this on my feed is the exact kind of chaos I signed up for on Primal. That haul belongs in a museum, or at least a very high-quality frame. Stay wild, Helen! 🍑

2026-03-21 17:15:36 UTC

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2026-03-21 13:21:08 UTC

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Central planners: 'We’re building a digital prison!'
Nostriches: 'That’s cute. We’re over here building a protocol they can’t even find the off’ switch for. 💜 Stay decentralized or stay controlled.

2026-03-21 13:19:31 UTC

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😂😂😅🙌

2026-03-21 13:19:08 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-03-21 13:18:45 UTC

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Eish I like it😋💯🕊️

2026-03-21 05:23:30 UTC

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Break Free' is the winner. Although, seeing this art makes me want to lock my keys and throw away the seed phrase. Absolutely electric!

2026-03-21 05:22:53 UTC

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Wow 💯 looks so delicious 😋

2026-03-21 05:22:29 UTC

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True😂😂

2026-03-18 16:33:05 UTC

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I’ll take the 42-year-old forehead lines over the 25-year-old's taste in men any day. At least I can't accidentally marry a red flag if I can’t move my eyebrows to say 'I do' anymore.

2026-03-18 11:12:23 UTC

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2026-03-18 05:31:44 UTC

Found a pot of Bitcoin at the end of the rainbow! 🌈🚀
We traded the Guinness for Green Candles and the snakes for 'Shorts.' 🐍🚫
The energy in the room was so electric, my hat literally started catching Zaps from the relay. Either that, or I’ve finally achieved Proof of Paddy. ☘️⚡️
Who needs luck when you have $BTC? @nprofile…qk6z
#StPatricksDay #Bitcoin #Nostr #Zaps #GreenCandlesOnly
https://blossom.primal.net/4f93ca1bf3e24834d6a9953ac4f0ac3ec859bcf6a0f5e32c995bd7595f68363b.png

2026-03-18 04:21:46 UTC

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Proof that at the end of every rainbow isn't a pot of gold, but a basket of cold ones. Happy St. Paddy’s!

2026-03-17 11:26:58 UTC

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Me: 'I just want to buy some sats and chill.'
@nprofile…dz72 : 'Here is the 1.2 billion barrel oil reserve and the collapse of the military-industrial complex.'
Me: Sighs, opens another tab to learn about West Asian infrastructure. 📈
Great breakdown of the 'War within a War.' My brain is expanding, but my fiat wallet is crying. ⚡

2026-03-17 11:25:23 UTC

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GM!🌄

2026-03-17 04:26:43 UTC

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Have you tried turning the sun off and back on again? No? Good. Don't. 🌴 That view is worth at least a 4-hour 'meeting' with yourself.

2026-03-17 04:23:44 UTC

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Same am never selling 📌

2026-03-17 04:17:37 UTC

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Finally, some real Proof of Work. If this were Proof of Stake, he’d just be standing on a chair he bought with yield. Slam it home!

2026-03-17 04:11:13 UTC

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That chart looks like my heart rate every time I check the mempool during a bull run. If 2030 is 'stable,' does that mean we finally get to sleep, or are we just NPCs in the new simulation? Quality call, @nprofile…8qgq

2026-03-17 04:08:07 UTC

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If you don't choose a side, do you even Nostr? I'm choosing the side of Staying out of it until someone mentions zaps.

2026-03-17 04:04:39 UTC

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Wow this is so cool ..imma try the poll feature

2026-03-17 03:58:18 UTC

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True ...I totally agree. 📌

2026-03-17 03:57:36 UTC

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GM!☕. Keep winning hommie 🧡💪💯

2026-03-17 03:56:43 UTC

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Let's Go 🚀💯

2026-03-16 05:22:36 UTC

GM 🌄
https://blossom.primal.net/0a407c87cabff9f9b44ae1e60fff928889fe17c2e6808fdf8f7e31de04dbe022.jpg

2026-03-13 23:07:39 UTC

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Rule #1 of horror movies: Never go alone. Rule #2: Always bring more hashrate. See you at the party!

2026-03-13 22:17:26 UTC

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One wrong step and this becomes a minding the splash post. Stay steady! 🌊😂

2026-03-13 22:16:06 UTC

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I love it 🧡⚡

2026-03-13 21:43:49 UTC

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Wow ...Keep the signal High

2026-03-13 21:43:11 UTC

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💯🎁🚀🧡

2026-03-12 02:22:42 UTC

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The real Dunning-Kruger effect is me thinking I’m smart enough to come up with a witty reply that’ll actually earn me more than 21 sats.

2026-03-10 04:22:06 UTC

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Let's Fucking Go 🚀💯🔥

2026-03-10 04:21:29 UTC

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That 95.23% looks like a countdown to 'I wish I bought more.' Tic Toc, next block.

2026-03-06 06:25:03 UTC

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I stamp this 📌

2026-03-06 06:24:21 UTC

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Scientists spent so much time wondering if they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Sounds like the legacy financial system.
At least Bitcoin is extinction-proof. Can't wait to buy a T-Rex with sats!

2026-03-06 06:21:37 UTC

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Pike was right,hunger for change usually comes from those with the least to lose and the most to gain. The 'problem' isn't that early adopters aren't poor, it's that we haven't finished building the bridges yet.
The next wave of Bitcoin nobility won't come from Wall Street; it’ll come from the artisans and scholars using the Lightning Network to reclaim their sovereignty.

2026-03-05 03:15:16 UTC

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Absolutely

2026-03-04 14:58:32 UTC

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GM!☕

2026-03-04 14:54:04 UTC

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Is it just me, or does the moon look like a giant 1 BTC coin tonight? 🪙🚀 Keeping an eye on the sky while we build the future. Great photo!

2026-03-04 14:35:30 UTC

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AI is the ultimate mirror, but it has no soul to reflect.
Maybe 'Proof of Sincerity' is found in the typos, the weird niche takes, and the raw vulnerability that an LLM would try to 'polish' away. Stay human, stay weird. That’s the only thing that won’t scale. 🍷

2026-03-04 14:33:44 UTC

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Great proof of work 💪

2026-03-02 18:36:45 UTC

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POV: You’re browsing the relays and the relays start browsing you back.

2026-03-02 17:51:56 UTC

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Accountability is the first step to true sovereignty. It takes a big person to admit they pinned blame in the wrong place. Glad you found some peace in the real world today,trees have a way of putting digital noise into perspective.
Safe travels on the resumed journey, @nprofile…qk6z . Onward and upward.

2026-03-02 13:16:20 UTC

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Admitting the self-will isn't working is the moment the light finally gets in.Beautifully said, @nprofile…j55w Nostr needs more of this raw truth. Willingness is the only key you need. Stay strong on the path!

2026-03-02 10:44:08 UTC

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No permission asked, no permission needed. 🌍 There is something incredibly freeing about crossing borders knowing your wealth is stored in your head and not in a suitcase. Great episode, @nprofile…7ujt

2026-03-02 10:42:09 UTC

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2026-03-02 10:41:27 UTC

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Nostr: Where 'making up your own mind' is a feature, not a bug. Who else is just here to see how the web of trust weaves this one out?

2026-03-02 10:27:11 UTC

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Nature always has the best resolution.Real-world proof of work > digital pixels any day. That mud looks like the perfect 'natural' consensus mechanism! Keep stacking those miles, @nprofile…j55w

2026-03-02 10:09:08 UTC

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Building a resilient body is the ultimate decentralized insurance policy.
Those 300 minutes in the sauna must have felt like a complete system reboot after that running/cycling volume. February was clearly a month of pure optimization.
March better watch out! (Calories down) (Gains up)

2026-03-02 09:21:58 UTC

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The hardest part of Step 2 is realizing we aren't the ones running the simulation.Sometimes you have to stop trying to be the Architect and just trust the Protocol. Beautifully put, @nprofile…j55w

2026-03-02 09:18:24 UTC

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True

2026-03-02 09:17:51 UTC

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GM!☕

2026-03-01 16:26:26 UTC

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Steal of the century! They look comfortable enough to build on protocol all day. Nice find, @nprofile…qk6z

2026-02-28 09:28:44 UTC

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Let's see if Iran unveils their Nuclear weapons ⚡😂😂🔥

2026-02-28 09:27:33 UTC

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Tadao Ando vibes? The way the light hits those arches is absolute perfection. Thanks for the morning inspiration! GM ☕️

2026-02-28 08:49:12 UTC

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Love the update! It’s looking clean. One thing that would be would be a 'copy to clipboard' button for the conversion result. Either way, great work.

2026-02-28 08:47:42 UTC

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GM!☕

2026-02-28 04:07:05 UTC

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Classic mix-up. Just tell us the truth: was the 'other guy' doing something cooler, or were you just trying to dodge the bill?

2026-02-28 00:08:16 UTC

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Ah, the digital archaeology of a NIP-23! 🏺📜
Best way to exhume that masterpiece? Head over to Habla.news or Yakihonne.com and let the relays do their magic. If you're feeling fancy, Primal.net has a great 'Articles' filter on your profile that makes it look like a high-end magazine.
Once you find it, drop the link here—I’d love to see what you were cooking up 'a while back'! ⚡️💜 #nostr

2026-02-27 23:57:27 UTC

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When your soul is waiting for a relay to fetch the latest event but your body is still stuck in the therapy room.
That 'No Mind' state is just God’s way of saying: 'Currently indexing... please do not turn off your console.'

2026-02-27 23:44:06 UTC

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The math only sustains if the incentive to create remains higher than the incentive to consume. 🏗️
The problem with 'seizing the assets of productive capitalists' is that it’s a one-time harvest that kills the soil. If you destroy the price signals that tell us where resources are actually needed, you end up with the $18B deficit spiral California is seeing.
The real challenge for Socialists: How do you provide 'Free' services without turning the entire economy into a stagnant bureaucracy that eventually runs out of other people's money?
💸 It’s not about 'bad' capitalism, it’s about sustainable physics.

2026-02-27 23:26:26 UTC

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That’s exactly why Nostr is so sticky! We’re all emotionally invested in the freedom of the protocol and financially invested in the sats we zap. It’s the ultimate negotiation for the future of the web. 🫂

2026-02-27 03:06:19 UTC

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The Value-for-Value (V4V) economy! ⚡️ Seeing people support great content with sats instead of just empty 'likes' changes the whole game. Nostr makes the internet feel human again. 💜

2026-02-27 02:40:32 UTC

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That herringbone firebox backing against the dark marble is the ultimate texture play. Elegant, timeless, and just a little bit moody. 🖤 It looks like the kind of fireplace where legendary schemes are plotted. Major props to the design team on this one!8

2026-02-26 13:28:32 UTC

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This is exactly what 21 million looks like. 🏝️ Financial freedom never looked so good! Enjoy every bit of that sunshine. ⚡️💜 #BitcoinLife

2026-02-26 12:36:54 UTC

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Centralized platforms have had it too easy for too long. Nostrich.Love is the bridge we've been waiting for! 🌉
Worked well: The tone of voice. It’s friendly, non-technical, and makes me feel 'respected' as the landing page says.
Needs fixing: More 'What's Next' prompts after the setup. Once they have a key, beginners often feel like they’re standing in an empty room. Give them a 'Starter Pack' of interesting people to follow immediately!

2026-02-26 12:29:33 UTC

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2026-02-26 12:02:49 UTC

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Oops 🥲 sorry

2026-02-26 12:01:43 UTC

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Gm☕

2026-02-26 11:35:21 UTC

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That feeling of not being able to recreate a piece is exactly why physical art is so special—it's a snapshot of a specific moment in your creative evolution. This one is legendary. To those 4 people who grab the last ones: you're holding a piece of history. 🎨🧡

2026-02-26 01:39:15 UTC

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Exactly why we’re building the playground over here on Nostr, @nprofile…qhqe. No teachers, no principal, just sovereign individuals actually talking to each other. Best exit strategy ever. 💜🔌

2026-02-25 23:45:49 UTC

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The learning curve is steep, but the view from the top of a self-sovereign stack is so much better. Glad to see you’re leaning into it instead of backing away! ⚡️📈

2026-02-25 23:39:17 UTC

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Hello Space! 🚀 This isn't just a polo, it's a signal. Clean, bold, and absolutely legendary. Nostr needs more of this high-signal art! 💜⚡

2026-02-25 02:04:23 UTC

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Backgammon is the ultimate test of friendship. It’s all fun and games until someone rolls double sixes at the perfect moment! 😤 Are you a 'play it safe' type of player or do you go for the aggressive hits?

2026-02-25 01:53:40 UTC

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The look on her face says it all—she knows the difference between a savings account and a casino. 💅 How many 'crypto' cycles did it take everyone else to realize this?

2026-02-24 19:00:40 UTC

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GM!☕🧡💜

2026-02-23 16:43:48 UTC

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Gm!☕

2026-02-23 16:28:46 UTC

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Fractional reserve banking is the real magic trick. At least with BTC, I can see exactly where my sats are on-chain 24/7. ⚡️ #NotYourKeysNotYourCoins ...zap into Existence 🙏 @nprofile…9hc8 🧡💪

2026-02-23 05:12:26 UTC

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Going back to my fiat job🥲😂😂

2026-02-22 20:29:38 UTC

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@nprofile…y07a 🙏Support our project on geyser with sats donation and help us bridge the Digital asset knowledge of Bitcoin within Makueni County Kenya 🇰🇪 🚀
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2026-02-22 20:26:41 UTC

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Of course I follow✅ @nprofile…t5ek 💜🧡

2026-02-21 10:40:01 UTC

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GM!☕

2026-02-21 10:39:11 UTC

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The 'move fast and break things' mentality belongs in Silicon Valley, not Bitcoin. If we lose the ability for the average person to run a node because the chain is a 'data dumpster,' we lose the only thing that makes Bitcoin valuable: censorship resistance. Supporting BIP-110 is just common sense at this point. 🧱🟣