StuffAussieChrisSays
StuffAussieChrisSays 🌏

Down & out in London. 🏙️💂‍♀️🇬🇧
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2023-10-11 10:23:26 UTC

GM Nostr,
It's about time a #MAN# spoke out about women commentating on men's sport. ITV has a woman head commentator for the #rugbyworldcup# she has an awful lisp. It sounds like daffy duck is commentating! She would never get a job reading audio books. Praise to women's sport but talk about YOUR sport not ours. Kevin Keegan should be praised for speaking out but he'll probably get thrown in jail!
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2023-09-24 11:42:10 UTC

GM Nostr,
#Rugbyworldcuproundup# It was good to see Portugal getting an 18.18 draw with Georgia and climbing up the world ranking. Georgia beat Wales last winter so on paper Australia should beat Wales tonight but it is the world cup so that all goes out the window. The worst thing about the Georgia/Portugal game was the HEAD commentator was a #woman! With a lisp!# and another one in the TMO box. Just because rugby is a blood sport doesn't mean we need bleeders in the commentary box and especially in the TMO box. England had their walk in the park against Chile winning 71.0. Easily the best game so far was Ireland just beating the Saffas 13.8 showing the world why they are ranked 1 and 2 respectively. Crunching defence, great attacking from both teams with an all male commentary and TMO team. Let's hope there's more of that!

2023-09-21 00:00:47 UTC

GM Nostr
#Rugbyworldcuproundup# Italy coming from behind at half time to a kiwi-threatening victory over the Ugies 38.17 which means Italy go top of their group with 10 points followed by the frogs on 8 and the kiwis wallowing on 5 at the half way mark of the group stage. I can't see Namibia giving the French any problems and for their last game against Italy the French will put out their D-team to 1: rest their stars and 2: to pressure the shit out of the kiwis and send them home. They maybe sharing a flight home with the Aussies unless the team can get it together under that 24 caret wanker Eddie Jones. If that shit does hit the proverbial fan I don't want the Saffa's to win but I don't want the trophy going north of the equator either to come on Fiji!
CD

2023-09-18 12:03:42 UTC

#rugbyworldcuproundup# well the Kiwis, paddy's and saffa's got their expected walks in the park but a different story for the Aussies going down 22.15 to a strong Fiji. I counted 6 penalties the Aussies gave away when they were in an attacking position and a female commentator adding to my frustration. England's reject coach Eddie Jones takes Australia back on the losing path with the shit or bust match with wales on Sunday. The Japs gave the poms a run for their money until the poms scored a highly controversial try. The ball was passed out from the ruck then hit a poms on the forearm, traveled forward and hit a bald pom on the bonce and another poms picked it up and scored. So up we go to the TMO room and fuck me there's another women in there! This time some old bag from Ireland calling the shots. All she looked at was the ball the ball bouncing off baldy's going forward but didn't look at the ball hitting the forearm that traveled forward onto baldy's bonce. Fuck off ladies. Ruin your game not ours.
Regards,
CD

2023-09-14 23:54:06 UTC

GM Nostr,
#rugbyworldcuproundup# I have to say the rugby so far is looking great. The little guys running in a few tries here and there, and the frogs getting a slight bomb scare last from the Ugies. Try scoring opened by Uruguay and the frogs struck straight back. I'm thinking the Ugies are gonna cause problems and I realized the ref and both touch judges were Kiwis. Their gonna make the frogs work for it after that seeing to they were given a few days before. It was 13.5 to the frogs then the Ugies score a great try but there's an obstruction call and it goes to the TMO and to my horror in the control room 2 young birds and a young guy in charge of the decision in the #mens# rugby world cup tournament! #fuckoff#! Women work and adjudicate in women's rugby, and you can fuck off out of the commentary box an'all. Then the TMO kids with a combined age of 80 max. Disallowed the try. Then I realized the kiwi refs want the frogs to win cause then if the kiwis lose to the Ugies they'd probably still get through the group. Final score 27.12 . Great rugby so far but please, ladies, stick with your game and fuck off outta ours.
Kind regards,
CD

2023-09-14 10:18:20 UTC

GM Nostr
Prince Charles getting Saudi prince pubic hair from his teeth, what that family will do to sell fighter jets.
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2023-09-09 08:19:51 UTC

GM Nostr,
#RugbyRoundUp# Well, well what a cracker of a game to open the world cup! The kiwis scoring a try inside the 1st 2 minutes but unable to convert. #TheFrogs# came back with 2 penalty kicks and took the lead 6.5. The kiwis hit back with a penalty kick to retain the lead 8.6 but it was short lived with the frogs scoring a 3rd penalty kick leading 9.8 at the break. Then to my horror a woman co-commentator putting in her 2 cents! Fuck off and cover the women's rugby, not ours!
The kiwis hit back early in the 2nd half with another conversionless try to take the lead for a 3rd and final time 13.9. Then the frogs turned it on with a converted try followed by 2 penalty kicks to a comfortable 22.13 lead with only minutes to go and then BAM! A great try for the frogs to put the icing on the cake and win 27.13, the kiwis heaviest world cup defeat ever! Looks like the kiwis maybe sharing a flight home with the aussies at the end of the group stage, wouldn't that be a turn up for the books? Now all we need is for the argies to turn over the poms and the porridge wogs to turn over the saffas! I intentionally didn't mention the aussie game but with that reject of a coach Eddie Jones at the helm and losing 5 out of 5 since the prick took over I feel Georgia could come up with the goods.
But seriously, we don't need or want women commentating on men's sport even if half of em have dicks nowadays.
CD

2023-08-31 10:10:03 UTC

GM Nostr
Here is a pic of the then prince Charles about to engage in a sword dance with Saudi princes. Why is he wearing a pizza hut table cloth on his head mingling with such barbaric company? Simple, he is brokering a deal between BAE systems ( UK arms dealer ) and the Saudi government for the sale of 72 fighter jets for £4.4 billion so the Saudis can bomb the shit out of Yemen, Syria and whomever gets in their way which results in 1000's of refugees, many of which end up in England putting a huge strain on the public purse while that sanctimonious self centered prick dines on the finest food and wine and cares little for the masses. The only reason I moved back to England was because of brexit and the British public voting to leave Europe ( a decision that 75% regret ). I am finding it hard to get work as I have been living all over the world for the past 20 years working in bars and clubs, organizing parties and events and meeting people from all over the world. The system considers me a bad machine. I consider myself to be a good entertainer but it is difficult when the mega rich are incrementally destroying the middle class. I have started hosting pub quizzes incrementally exposing the elite for what they are but I find myself walking on egg shells when criticizing the royals or the military. " that's our royal family " they chant. They are not your family and the British public are their ' subjects '. Nothing more than cattle to be herded into a system that benifits their well-being and perpetuates their iron fist rule in a velvet glove. Anyone who finds my ranting interesting please zap me a few sheckles and I will keep digging up the dirt and sharing with the world their evil deeds. Love to all except the aforementioned parasites.
Kindest regards,
CD
P.S. What do you think he is thinking in that pic?
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2023-08-18 07:34:41 UTC

GM Nostr,
#Prince Muhammed Bin Salman, the murderous, ultra oppressive ruler of Saudi Arabia has been invited to England on an official visit, why, who invited him? It must be #king George the tird (no typo). Anyone who looked at the evidence available knows that Bin Salman ordered the torture, dismemberment and disposal of internationally acclaimed journalist #Jamal Khashoggi. Butchered to death in the Saudi embassy in Istanbul. ALL so called world leaders do not give a shit how other world leaders rule their people. Whether rulers are born into leadership like the above mentioned #parasites or they fought their way to leadership like Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot etc.etc. they all end up the same, paranoid and hidden away in their palaces, under constant guard and supervision. Who pays for all this security? We do. These sanctimonious whimps need to be taken down a peg or 10. I'm new to bitcoin but can't we start a bit coin church? Only call it a church so it's tax free. Come on all you bitcoin pro's put an infrastructure together. All monies donated will go into projects that benifit us, not them. Give me any feedback please. Have a good day Nostr!
CD

2023-08-06 11:44:08 UTC

This was a question I got applying for a security officer job. Does # pansexual mean ya wanna fuck everything in sight?
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2023-08-04 12:05:13 UTC

Hey Nostrs,
I went to check out the procrastinators convention last night, fuckin thing was postponed.
CD

2023-08-02 12:43:37 UTC

Hey Nostrs
Just been watching the #BBC news # yapping on about how wet July was and how it has affected the British tourism and then, to my horror, they went on to say# the rain denied England the ashes# well anyone who believes that can #fuck off#. Both the last 2 test matches where rain stopped play Australia was batting well especially in the last test when Australia was 135 without loss. There was as much chance as Australia winning that series 4-1 as England did of winning 3-2 had there been no shit weather. Well guess what England, there was so don't go blaming your crap weather for your inability to # win the ashes# . You should be used to it, you haven't won for 10 years. I hope this brightens your day!
CD

2023-07-26 21:12:43 UTC

Trials and tribulations of living in greater London.

2023-07-26 13:25:48 UTC

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In a nutshell!

2023-07-26 13:01:38 UTC

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The incremental de-population program has certainly stepped up a gear.

2023-07-26 12:48:44 UTC

Another healthy athlete 18, drops of a heart attack. Look at the western world health care system, its a disaster for human well-being.
Diabetes is through the roof, they are meant to govern what is healthy to eat for everyone and not only do they allow multi national food and beverage corporations to intentionally make us unhealthy, they're in on it! They're taking bribes, working for government health then switching jobs over to the food industry.
#Monsanto is responsible for virtually all our grown food. This company started out as a chemical company in 1901 in the USA. They produced agent orange which killed countless Vietnamese and Americans during the Vietnam war witch also brought terribly deformed children into the world and yet controls all the food.
So, my question is this, why the fuck would you trust the WHO on any covid 19 issues? Unexplained deaths is at a ridiculously high global level and the pricks in charge were not elected. Isn't the head of the WHO wanted for genocide in Ethiopia?

2023-07-26 11:40:17 UTC

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Sorry it's a mate of tommy and who's on the same wave lengh

2023-07-26 11:38:14 UTC

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Ahhh this site looks tasty! I hereby swear I shall always endeavor to report all the shit I throw at these esoteric arsoles to be accurate and factual. OK you elite fucks, the gloves are off! Stay tuned.

2023-07-26 11:26:23 UTC

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Am I conversing with chilli James?

2023-07-26 10:49:36 UTC

GM Nostr!! I'm new to this buzz and I must say I love the concept, exposing the elite and throwing as much shit as you like at them with no fear of censorship. As I'm living in England now I would like to start with a rant on the # royal family#. When I was watching the # Wimbledon tennis men's final and who was there with the best seats in the house? Prince William and his kids. Little prince George,9 and princess Charlotte, 8 all dressed up in little adult clothes sitting there bored shirtless for 4hours and 45 minutes. This is bordering on child torture. I'm sure their grandmother would not have approved if she were alive. Kids that age should be out playing in the garden, they have access to enough of them. Everytime they were in camera shot you could see the anguish and utter boredom on their faces. # king Charles the tird ( no typo) had the sense to stay away the sanctimonious git. This family is dysfunctional in a human and natural sense. History has shown the royal families either marry each other or kill each other. Madness!

2023-07-25 20:49:01 UTC

Another thing about England is apparently its barbie week?! I saw girls today wearing barbie shit, what the fucks goin' on? You know why there's no pregnant barbie? Because Ken cums in another box.

2023-07-25 20:26:29 UTC

I find it interesting living in England and looking for a film to watch on BBC I player and I came across the movie ' Braveheart' and thought I'll have a look at that, been a while, then to my horror I noticed the category the BBC put it under: film-adventure. What the fuck?! I think the category should be ' historical, factual account of the English getting their arses kicked by the Scots. They rub out history that is unfavorable to them. That's why their shit at cricket.

2023-07-23 18:29:08 UTC

There's nothing better on a cold, Grey, wet evening after watching the ashes series 4th test washed out leaving England little to no chance of winning the ashes than to cook up a chicken mushroom curry with pasta ( I ran out of rice ). Bring on the rain!
#foodstr #cricket #england #ashes #curry
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2023-07-10 18:34:17 UTC

Here she comes.
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2023-07-10 16:36:21 UTC

I'm here to rant about the world and make people laugh. I'm new to Nostr & Bitcoin. My mate says this is the perfect platform for me as I have no filter. Got any tips?

2023-07-10 16:25:59 UTC

This is what moving London does to you

2023-07-10 15:40:37 UTC

😂😂
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2023-07-10 14:56:20 UTC

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