Kevin Beaumont

Cybersecurity weather person and award winning shitposter. Shitposting is an anagram of Top Insights. You may be surprised to know I am not representing my employer here and these are not their opinions.

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2026-03-31 15:20:51 UTC

Oracle have laid off 30k employees today. They did it to personal email accounts at 6am 🫡 saying they needed the money to spend on GenAI instead. https://thenextweb.com/news/oracle-layoffs-march-2026

2026-03-30 18:36:04 UTC

The power of ChatGPT
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2026-03-25 16:46:31 UTC

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@nprofile…44dh it's not under active exploitation

2026-03-25 13:34:33 UTC

I think the funniest sentence I've read in the past 10 years is "What you made with Sora matters". No it fucking doesn't.

2026-03-24 22:19:12 UTC

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For those who don't think the user base is dwindling, a few years ago Mastodon was celebrating about 2m monthly active users. Nowadays it's 0.7m.
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2026-03-24 22:14:44 UTC

I've had 20 sign ups to my Mastodon server in the past 48 hours, and 100% of them have been scammers, phishers and SEO spammers.
I make an effort to go in and suspend the accounts, nobody ever protests the suspension.
The fediverse is at a crossroads, the user base is dwindling and the new users are mostly just SEO spam accounts.

2026-03-24 17:36:55 UTC

It's nice and easy to record random Teams meetings, if you want to replicate this for biz meetings. All you need is the meeting link, they're freely available on URL scanning databases.
https://www.404media.co/this-company-is-secretly-turning-your-zoom-calls-into-ai-podcasts/

2026-03-20 17:38:35 UTC

I just googled something and Google put its AI summary top, which incorrectly used a Facebook post - misinterpreting it. The Facebook post itself was an AI summary of a user post - which AI had also misinterpreted. The result is the Google answer was just total bollocks.
10/10 no notes.

2026-03-10 22:55:53 UTC

If anybody wonders where my nickname comes from, I stole it Digitiser, a 90s TV video game magazine. It was a cartoon dog that did video game gossip.
Digitiser also featured a worm being sick. Yes, that was a worm. Honest.
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2026-03-10 08:38:06 UTC

This is gonna catch some folks out 😅

2026-03-05 08:05:28 UTC

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2026-03-03 22:39:43 UTC

BlueSky, the fully decentralised (wink wink) social media platform is down worldwide again.

2026-03-03 15:28:35 UTC

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2026-03-01 20:59:32 UTC

It's Monday tomorrow, aka the day the cybersecurity industry will suddenly decided it is the important thing in the Iran situation - gonna be peak LinkedIn.

2026-02-28 18:20:14 UTC

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@nprofile…ulnl anything you find interesting is different to "all"

2026-02-28 17:58:18 UTC

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@nprofile…ulnl just to be clear, they didn't "steal all of the art" - that's false. They stole some of the artists work. Yes, there is a game, it's an extraction shooter. No, it isn't particularly great.

2026-02-28 17:48:48 UTC

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@nprofile…ulnl mostly not true. Some of the artwork in the early testing versions was stolen. It's all been removed, and they paid the artist when they got called out.

2026-02-28 17:42:19 UTC

#Marathon time
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2026-02-25 10:48:06 UTC

Tip to CISOs - every time you hear the phrase "defenders need to move at machine speed", drink. It's AI sales speak for "buy our magic box".

2026-02-24 14:34:30 UTC

During the Falklands War, then Prince Andrew demanded to be allowed on a boat for transport somewhere. My dad told him to “Piss off”, to his face, and got him taken off the boat. Caused a big upset at the time.
Anyway, nice to see Westminster playing catch up.
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2026-02-22 00:00:20 UTC

If you’re an investor and you want to invest minus GenAI companies https://www.axios.com/2026/02/20/ai-goldman-sachs-stocks-index

2026-02-21 08:33:05 UTC

A retired British primary school teacher with a British passport and a valid visa was shackled, chained and detained for six weeks by ICE in the US while on holiday.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/21/karen-newton-valid-visa-detained-ice

2026-02-06 19:32:12 UTC

One day Microsoft will actually deploy its own DLP products etc.

2026-02-02 23:35:43 UTC

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Microsoft is reviewing its Copilot+ integrations, and is saying internally that Microsoft Recall has failed.
https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/microsoft-is-reevaluating-its-ai-efforts-on-windows-11-plans-to-reduce-copilot-integrations-and-evolve-recall

2026-02-02 10:47:20 UTC

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Here’s my original blog with threat hunting suggestions: https://doublepulsar.com/small-numbers-of-notepad-users-reporting-security-woes-371d7a3fd2d9
Of note - the cyber industry entirely slept through it. A cartoon porg with #GAYINT threat intelligence had to blow it up.

2026-02-02 10:44:23 UTC

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Notepad++ have today confirmed their auto process was compromised by Chinese nation state threat actors, in a supply chain hack: https://notepad-plus-plus.org/news/hijacked-incident-info-update/
This backs up my blog from late last year, with #GAYINT threat actor mapping to Funky Stamen.
The infrastructure and update mechanisms have since been tightened. For what it’s worth - entry was to telcos and financial services with interests aligned to China. Notepad++ dev did a great job treating issue seriously.

2026-01-31 10:07:59 UTC

Remember that time I ended up in court with Elon Musk after he bet me the cave diver was a pedo?
Anyway, here’s Elon begging Jeffrey Epstein for crazy parties on his private island, several years after Epstein was convicted of sex trafficking girls.
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2026-01-28 22:43:33 UTC

If this was a standard analyst, do you think there would be consequences? https://www.politico.com/news/2026/01/27/cisa-madhu-gottumukkala-chatgpt-00749361

2026-01-23 11:56:33 UTC

I was wondering when a reporter would uncover this.
So BitLocker is super secure, right? Well... BitLocker recovery keys are backed up to Microsoft's Cloud - and they give them out to law enforcement on request. Using the BitLocker recovery key, you can just unlock the device without a PIN etc.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2026/01/22/microsoft-gave-fbi-keys-to-unlock-bitlocker-encrypted-data/

2026-01-22 08:23:28 UTC

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Just to be clear btw - am I saying GenAI can’t ever be used for vulnerability research? No.
I know some very smart people - like in the 0.1% of the industry, with decades of experience - who’ve ferreted out new vulns after spending months of work with GenAI per vuln.
But.. almost everybody using these tools ain’t doing that. I don’t think it’s cognitive amplification is it’s just spraying turd at people. It’s going to have a profoundly negative impact within companies.

2026-01-22 08:13:50 UTC

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Satya Nadella (who I like, btw) keeps referring to GenAI as a cognitive amplifier.. but if you’ve read things like curl’s bug bounty submissions, it isn’t amplifying cognition.
People are submitting issues they don’t understand, then largely lying about it being an AI generated submission. GenAI is also a stupidity amplifier. And it’s very hard to combat stupidity when it is automated.
https://cyberplace.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/937/743/521/050/694/original/f4f1cffc18645d5f.mp4

2026-01-20 20:49:14 UTC

lol https://seclists.org/oss-sec/2026/q1/89
The telnetd server invokes /usr/bin/login (normally running as root) passing the value of the USER environment variable received from the client as the last parameter.
If the client supply a carefully crafted USER environment value being the string "-f root", and passes the telnet(1) -a or --login parameter to send this USER environment to the server, the client will be automatically logged in as root bypassing normal authentication processes.

2026-01-19 21:27:16 UTC

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Microsoft are upselling security controls for Microsoft Recall, which allow orgs to limit what it records specifically - if the org pay for Microsoft Purview.
I’ve had a look at how this works under the hood, it is using undocumented features in Recall. https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/purview/dlp-recall-get-started
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2026-01-19 12:15:29 UTC

Being sassed by my washing machine 💀
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2026-01-14 10:15:38 UTC

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Something which 100% is going to cause bad outcomes in business is you can ask Microsoft 365 Copilot to write a Word document supporting the dumbest idea ever, and it will do it, and won’t label itself Copilot generated.
You can ask it for a 100 page document justifying not having a security team and it’ll do it. Forward that report upwards, save £3m, leave a year later with big bonus. 🫡

2026-01-14 10:07:08 UTC

Chief of police is going to lose their job methinks after using Microsoft Copilot 365 to write a Word document which had errors throughout rather than do his job.. then lying about it to press. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c394zlr8e12t
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2026-01-12 19:14:44 UTC

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The UK government is to enforce a law this week which will make it a criminal offence to supply tools designed to create non-consensual intimate images https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq845glnvl1o

2026-01-12 17:10:53 UTC

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OFCOM have opened a formal investigation into X.
They may fine X 10% of its global revenue, require all advertisers to withdraw as an X client, and require UK internet providers to block X. https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/ofcom-launches-investigation-into-x-over-grok-sexualised-imagery

2026-01-11 21:31:17 UTC

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Before we get to the staff members at cyber companies, the Financial Times has the staff at X and xAI. https://www.ft.com/content/ad94db4c-95a0-4c65-bd8d-3b43e1251091
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2026-01-11 21:21:57 UTC

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I asked Cisco why it is directly funding an AI tool being used to non-consensual undress and brutalise women and children, having this week invested in xAI. They replied No comment.
I have a list of other cybersecurity providers invested in xAI, I am working my way through those and plan to feature the key staff members involved in a write up.

2026-01-11 21:16:04 UTC

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Some Grok users, mostly men, began to demand to see bruising on the bodies of the women, and for blood to be added to the images. Requests to show women tied up and gagged were instantly granted.
‘Add blood, forced smile’
https://www.theguardian.com/news/ng-interactive/2026/jan/11/how-grok-nudification-tool-went-viral-x-elon-musk

2026-01-10 19:07:24 UTC

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@nprofile…kueg it’s not the only anti spam measure on my instance.

2026-01-10 09:22:58 UTC

One for #mastoadmin - I have reason to believe the UK government may ban Twitter within a week or two, so you may see an influx of users.
Be prepared to close registrations early in order to prevent server instability, it will automatically direct users to other servers for sign up.

2026-01-09 20:50:40 UTC

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The UK government says the move by X to limit Grok to paid users is “insulting” and basically monetising abuse, and they would support a ban of X in the UK if recommended by the regulator. They’ve asked the regulator for recommendations in days. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c99kn52nx9do

2026-01-07 08:04:05 UTC

Gone that Dell, of all companies, are the first to realise (or say it out loud) that their customers don’t want AI PCs - and it’s actively hindering sales.
https://www.pcgamer.com/hardware/dells-ces-2026-chat-was-the-most-pleasingly-un-ai-briefing-ive-had-in-maybe-5-years/

2026-01-06 16:07:06 UTC

https://www.ft.com/content/ad94db4c-95a0-4c65-bd8d-3b43e1251091?accessToken=zwAGR7kzep9gkdOtlNtMlaBMZdO9jTtD4SUQkQ.MEYCIQCdZajuC9uga-d9b5Z1t0HI2BIcnkVoq98loextLRpCTgIhAPL3rW72aTHBNL_lS7s1ONpM2vBgNlBNHDBeGbHkPkZj&sharetype=gift&token=a7473827-0799-4064-9008-bf22b3c99711
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2026-01-04 16:20:53 UTC

wonder why the US kidnapped his wife
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2026-01-04 16:05:19 UTC

what
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2026-01-04 08:18:38 UTC

Corpoelec (Venezuela state energy company) internet facing advanced metering infrastructure and wind farm management system infrastructure has been offline for just over a day, still down - been monitoring it.
It stopped responding 3am yesterday, GMT.

2026-01-03 12:08:07 UTC

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If anybody is wondering almost all the replies on that are championing it.. and they’re all from people who don’t work in security, but at security vendors.
Maybe one day security vendors will learn to talk to their customers, and not call them “human-on-the-glass”.

2026-01-03 12:04:02 UTC

Oh good the AI SOC is dead after a year and we’re on to the next hype train, Agentic MDR! Totally a real world thing and not marketing bollocks, no sireeeee!
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2026-01-03 09:43:41 UTC

What the fuck.
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2025-12-31 14:53:18 UTC

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I don’t think the AI bubble will burst any time soon.
Cryptocurrency is still going strong, and you’ve got a US president in office enriching himself and his family off crypto and web3 schemes.
We’re in the vibe game now. Let’s destroy everything and be legends and then move on to the next grift.

2025-12-31 14:49:06 UTC

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The GenAI stuff is interesting as it’s consuming the planet, the economy, will lead to inflation and other major knock on impacts.. and there’s basically no backstop or examination of value.
A bunch of billionaires basically said ‘this is the future’ and there’s no checks and balances at all in capitalism to fact check - that’s the exploit.

2025-12-31 14:36:25 UTC

Nvidia RTX 5090 prices to over double in January.
My stupid gaming PC, that I use for Flight Sim, has 192gb RAM, a 5090 and 12tb of NVMe.. in the age of GenAI this stupid PC has become by far the most valuable thing I own. I could sell it and have the deposit to buy a mansion.
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2025-12-23 15:24:45 UTC

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IMHO - you shouldn't use BIG-IP F5 directly internet facing in 2025 if it's critical infrastructure, have it behind a cloud WAF and have the origin firewalled off to just the WAF service.

2025-12-23 15:21:29 UTC

If anybody is wondering about La Poste 'cyberattack', they appear to be getting targeted by craptavists.
They've been getting a fix of packeted and layer 7 HTTP floods. They've moved behind Radware now by flicking their traffic in BGP for packet scrubbing.. but they didn't appear to have anything for layer 7 in place that worked. They still operate on prem with BIG-IP F5 boxes.
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2025-12-12 21:01:16 UTC

Amazon launched a generative AI recap video system, to help viewers catch up with TV shows.
It launched with Fallout, its own TV show.
…however, Amazon have had to delete the video after viewers pointed out it got almost every detail wrong. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3r77j5nze5o

2025-12-11 05:50:03 UTC

Exiled Hong Kong activist target of sexually explicit harassment campaign, appears to be AI generated, by Chinese state https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq8d34en0yzo

2025-12-10 15:16:23 UTC

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I consulted the official #GAYINT threat actor mapping chart and made this diagram for Notepad++ hack attribution
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2025-12-10 15:05:48 UTC

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Since making this thread yesterday the infrastructure appears to have gone AWOL and they've nuked the DNS entries on the C2s etc etc.
https://cyberplace.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/695/887/584/683/765/original/56a1a470730b0781.mp4

2025-12-09 21:32:23 UTC

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And yes, this was (and is) a supply chain attack - just everybody was too busy wacking off about GenAI and react2shell to notice.

2025-12-09 21:30:35 UTC

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Also, long time followers may remember this one playing out in real time over the last few weeks - I just tooted about it in Follower mode to stop threat intel companies scraping the toots 🤣

2025-12-09 21:27:42 UTC

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Impacted boxes have things like FatBeehive and other tools installed, there’s hunting guides in that blog.
Notepad++ author really good btw, quick turn around.

2025-12-09 21:19:30 UTC

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I did have a thread on this at the time but I think it auto deleted, whoops. It was being used for entry into telcos and financial services in East Asia anyhoo.

2025-12-09 21:13:48 UTC

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I hadn’t put the full details in the blog at the time, but the Notepad++ updater didn’t check if the update package was valid in any way - it just executed it. Also the update process used TLS.. but didn’t validate the session, so it could be hijacked to change the download.

2025-12-09 21:12:08 UTC

Notepad++ have released a new version to fix the auto update process being hijacked https://notepad-plus-plus.org/news/v889-released/
I reported the vulnerability, it is being hijacked by threat actors in China. https://doublepulsar.com/small-numbers-of-notepad-users-reporting-security-woes-371d7a3fd2d9

2025-12-08 14:21:47 UTC

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@nprofile…fqdq they say it's the same vulnerability in the write up though, they just forgot to include the full scope as I read it. Ultimately doesn't really matter now, just curious - I don't think they realised it was triggerable via tika-core, which is where they fixed it but forgot to scope.

2025-12-03 16:27:11 UTC

Microsoft have lowered its sales targets for its generative AI products, as it isn’t seeing customer demand.
https://www.theinformation.com/articles/microsoft-lowers-ai-software-sales-quotas-customers-resist-newer-products

2025-12-02 11:59:48 UTC

I somehow missed @nprofile…fn3h died in 2023 😢 https://techcrunch.com/2023/03/22/kelly-aloria-lum-passes-away-at-41-obituary/

2025-11-30 11:01:54 UTC

“Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy”
1) it was never a high wave, and waves go down
2) it’s not a surprise to a large number of people
The minute you see a bunch of business execs getting excited about something is the minute to begin to roll your eyes, generally.
https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2025/11/26/investors-expect-ai-use-to-soar-thats-not-happening

2025-11-28 20:11:13 UTC

There was a very large DDoS impacting multiple UK ISPs and transit providers earlier today. I don’t know if it has been reported yet. Took hours to mitigate.

2025-11-23 18:32:29 UTC

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Sourcescrub still has that open Azure Storage blob - I haven't been able to get any response from anybody.

2025-11-20 18:54:39 UTC

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I've tried notifying them prior, 33k CSV files in that bucket so they should probably fix it.

2025-11-20 18:39:26 UTC

If you use Sourcescrub by Datasite, they're dumping all the things people export into a public Azure Storage Blob - prodscrubstorage.blob.core.windows.net
http://prodscrubstorage.blob.core.windows.net/export?restype=container

2025-11-20 16:06:49 UTC

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@nprofile…zz33 yeah I paused the status for maintenance window 😅

2025-11-19 19:31:28 UTC

US gov is giving $1bn for Microsoft to restart a nuclear power plant a former nuclear power disaster site, because AI. https://gizmodo.com/us-approves-1b-loan-to-restart-three-mile-island-as-microsoft-data-centers-drive-demand-2000688138

2025-11-19 07:01:30 UTC

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/18/trump-calls-reporter-piggy-bloomberg

2025-11-18 18:24:05 UTC

Cyberplace.social Mastodon server turns 3 on Saturday 🍰
To celebrate we will be updating to Mastodon 4.5.1 this Thursday afternoon to add quote toots and lots of other features. There will likely be a prolonged downtime for backend infrastructure updates but toots will just queue up and be delivered afterwards. 🫡
It continues being an honour to provide the service and I believe now, more than perhaps ever before, the internet needs more free and open discussion spaces with diverse views.

2025-11-18 11:51:13 UTC

Cloudflare just jumped off a bridge, down globally.
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2025-11-17 19:50:32 UTC

Generative AI explained.
CEO: can we save money by asking ChatGPT to design a submarine which is controlled by an Xbox controller, while we ask it to make it safely? Let's call it vibe working.
Some tech CEO: yes, this is a great idea, that'll be 4320943920 quid please
Shareholders: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!
The submarine:
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2025-11-12 17:26:07 UTC

Interesting one spotted by Daniel B in the NHS - ClickFix (fake browser adverts to encourage people to run commands which provide remote access) have a new technique - they use browser fullscreen support (yes, some popular browsers allow any website to go fullscreen) to simulate a blue screen of death. Check this out:
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2025-11-11 13:00:09 UTC

#mastoadmin
Yahoo boys romance scams
102.88.0.0/13
129.205.96.0/19
Accounts look like this, female avatar, follow lots of people and fake interactions (e.g. boosts) and life quotes and such tooted.
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2025-11-11 01:08:02 UTC

For cl0p: regarding the NHS eBusiness one, it is dumb, it’s a healthcare service under UK government control not a private company, they can’t pay, UK gov will come after you. Recommend you remove entry and delete data.
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2025-11-10 18:51:04 UTC

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I will block u 🤣
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2025-11-10 18:01:17 UTC

If you search for grok on Twitter you’ll see people who spend hours on end arguing with it about what the right answer is.
Mates, you’re arguing with a probability engine. You might as well shout at a fish.

2025-11-10 08:06:45 UTC

AI companies have managed to persuade the EU they need to cut GDPR up. https://www.politico.eu/article/brussels-knifes-privacy-to-feed-the-ai-boom-gdpr-digital-omnibus/

2025-11-09 11:28:08 UTC

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Jumpin'. Literally almost flew into the sun.
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2025-11-09 11:07:18 UTC

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One giant leap for GossiAirways.
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2025-11-09 11:03:01 UTC

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Planet of...nothing.
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2025-11-09 10:51:39 UTC

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But first... can I land on any planet? Does my space car I purchased and put in the loading bay work? Let's find out.
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2025-11-09 10:46:58 UTC

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Right, gonna try making it back to Ross 154 today, where I retired at age 11.
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2025-11-09 10:39:32 UTC

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I've started doing luxury passenger transports, and this dude wants me to sell my passengers into slavery. WTF.
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2025-11-08 19:39:57 UTC

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hang on, I'd like to what
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2025-11-08 19:37:24 UTC

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I did it! I delivered.. something.
I have no idea what is going on and I'm signing off. Captain Gossi, Star Date 31337, in the system... I dunno.
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2025-11-08 19:31:44 UTC

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Okay, I had a fine for taking too long to land. Also, I wasn't out of fuel, I didn't know which gauge fuel was.
At the package destination now... I might have done the mission?
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2025-11-08 19:22:18 UTC

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I can't refuel as... I'm anonymous apparently.
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2025-11-08 19:17:36 UTC

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Kevin Learns About Fuel
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2025-11-08 19:06:03 UTC

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Okay that actually worked. Now to hike back a mile.
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2025-11-08 18:59:54 UTC

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Landed nearby, gonna try to running to *checks notes* Garfield instead.
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