bitgoin
Bitgoin

Fix the money, fix the world
Aussie bitcoiner 🇦🇺

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NIP-57 Address

modernfiction03@walletofsatoshi.com

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2024-02-29 06:41:11

Hmmm!
https://image.nostr.build/bf0f40dc8a6b642f229dc285a29012ef1aca9a0e345645e4ea8808aa41c7a889.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1528x1528&blurhash=U4Dm2W%3FG00tS004ntS-%3B00Ng_Mn%23%3DT%3FaWFDj&x=98be70af6ece16f7771b132935d70da74c9dd79a3bd3a14a34e851d94a6dde12

2024-02-29 06:32:27

Hey there nostritches. An invisible man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

2023-12-09 05:58:41

https://image.nostr.build/5344ce2dd8eed6ebf990dbe6db19dc495cc236ca50dcca6446087cc3bcfb2a14.jpg

2023-12-09 05:53:20

Cauliflower
https://image.nostr.build/fcfc8f07e409fbdc56f815f82f1bfb8d24ac36a121a16639ebc6bcbc0c0d16fe.jpg

2023-12-09 05:48:52

Hmmmm! I have stop saying" how stupid can you be" some people are taking it as a challenge .😔

2023-12-08 07:52:30

Good evening to all you AWESOME nostritches 😋🌄

2023-11-25 01:08:12

What the!
https://image.nostr.build/638480e4c5a6c5441c60e2ed8bb9df030e3b16a78522aa07d789f0cbd46ef9d1.jpg

2023-11-24 23:09:19

Good morning all .Did you know the word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.

2023-11-24 23:02:22

We all get heavier as we get older because there,s a lot more information in our heads.My head couldn't,t hold any more so it,s filling up the rest of me.

2023-11-22 23:23:24

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Good morning have a great day.Cheers

2023-11-20 01:02:09

Oh what a day!
https://image.nostr.build/cd5e5bf1f5dbe18f4c21dd773d08490b10146a92704e99980d58463b4bfb971b.jpg

2023-11-15 06:32:56

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https://image.nostr.build/e9aefa2e2a9df6206e3cd819c4e95a8cd1c46160a4fdbaa3e9a3a38ff39b06d9.jpg

2023-11-15 06:31:13

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https://image.nostr.build/0333fb4b6df6548d6a9835d2879fbc03bacec2a51d8cde2bf25e57f20f231b8b.jpg

2023-04-15 11:24:08

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️

2023-04-14 23:58:29

My partner had the star sign of Cancer.
Which makes it kinda ironic how they died.
Yep, killed by a massive crab.🦀

2023-04-14 23:52:38

https://i.imgur.com/ZMcng9F.jpg

2023-04-14 09:50:46

Hey there #nostrtches ...Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind....
and the ones that mind don't matter.
😋

2023-04-14 09:18:44

INFLATION
https://i.imgur.com/FxLHqD6.jpg

2023-04-14 09:13:22

My partner left me because they think l'm too insecure.
No wait, they're back, they just went to get a coffee. 😵‍💫

2023-04-14 09:01:31

I found my first grey
pubic hair today.
Normally things like this
don't bother me, but it
was in my Big Mac. 🫢

2023-04-14 07:40:08

Hey # nostritches
I've been trying to break up with an Optician recently...it's really hard!
Every time l tell her l can't see her any more,
she moves an inch closer and says,
'How about now?' 😒

2023-04-14 07:34:30

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Good night 😴 🥱 🌃 🌙

2023-04-14 07:33:57

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️

2023-04-14 07:30:52

A friend opened a new strip club he called it
THE G-SPOT
After a week, he's had to close it as most men
couldn't find it. 😊

2023-04-13 11:13:23

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Good morning there! 🏜

2023-04-13 11:06:39

Second Thoughts
My mate John Tickle was really excited about marrying his girlfriend Tess.
Tess, however wasn't to sure about her new name! 🤔

2023-04-13 10:28:53

So let me get this straight....Women wear Fake Hair, Nails, Lashes, Contacts. Buy Fake Tits, Lips, Ass, & get Botox...
But want a Real Man???? 😵‍💫

2023-04-13 09:41:33

Oversight!
I can't believe l forgot to
go to the gym again today.
That's seven years in a row.
🏃🏃‍♀️🤾‍♂️🤼‍♂️

2023-04-13 09:34:45

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️ 💓

2023-04-13 09:13:11

😊😁
https://i.imgur.com/GLOtmm6.jpg

2023-04-13 09:05:29

My boss called today and demanded
to know where l'd been all week,
as he hadn't seen me at work.
I told him l'd been in all week but
that l now identified as invisible
and he couldn't see me....
I,m now TRANSparent and my pronouns
are 'who/where'. 🫣

2023-04-13 08:45:14

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️

2023-04-13 06:18:24

https://i.imgur.com/9AS3Q4F.jpg

2023-04-13 06:13:03

More! That could point to you being an Extreme Redneck When!
You have been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You let your. 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
🫢

2023-04-13 03:46:39

You Know You're An Extreme Redneck When!
The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
Or you can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
😑

2023-04-12 11:11:20

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️

2023-04-12 11:10:01

Hmmmmmm! 😏
https://i.imgur.com/uDvK3Q7.jpg

2023-04-12 11:03:21

My mouth and my mind, two people with no rhythm, trying to teach the other how to dance.' 🤔

2023-04-12 05:35:47

Remember #nostritches
You will never speak to anyone more than you speak to yourself in your head.
Be kind to yourself. 💓💞💕

2023-04-12 04:51:28

I debated a flat earther once
He stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He'll come around eventually. 🤔

2023-04-12 04:47:17

Just asking # nosritches
How can one be...
Clearly misunderstood
Found missing
Pretty ugly
and
Seriously funny 😒

2023-04-12 04:23:29

I told my partner they had to embrace there mistakes.
And then they hugged me.🙄

2023-04-11 12:17:07

🫢
https://i.imgur.com/I0yMlXV.jpg

2023-04-11 12:02:31

Hey there #nostritches
The Psychic Fair has been cancelled.
Due to unforeseen circumstances. 😊

2023-04-11 06:56:44

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10 trillion

2023-04-11 06:47:09

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1 million

2023-04-11 06:42:44

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I know 10

2023-04-11 06:40:19

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Could it be 15?

2023-04-10 09:23:56

WARNING #nostriches
If you ever get an email about pork,ham,salt and preservatives,don't open it....let's spam
🫢

2023-04-10 09:21:26

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️

2023-04-10 09:10:31

For your reflection #nostriches-OxyMorons
New tradition
Original copy
Plastic glass
Uninvited guest
Live recording
Dry Lake
Elevated subway
True replica
and finally you can get a
Limited lifetime guarantee. 🙃

2023-04-10 09:01:45

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️

2023-04-10 07:27:18

What's this #nostriches
" I before E" except after C
Except when your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. 🙄

2023-04-10 07:06:02

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Thank 😊

2023-04-10 06:19:13

The other day my boss texted me,"Send me one of your funny jokes."
I replied,"I' working at the moment,l will send you one later."
He replied," l'm laughing my face off,that was fantastic!Send me another one." 🤨

2023-04-10 05:57:46

The Covid 19 outbreak has been especially stressful to members of the flat earth society.
Members fear that social distancing measures could push them over the edge. 🤭

2023-04-10 05:25:13

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Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣if l do does that mean l can have sex with children.

2023-04-10 04:44:43

Did you ever notice:When you put the 2 words"The'and'IRS' together it spells "Theirs...
🤔

2023-04-10 01:27:21

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 😵‍💫

2023-04-10 01:12:36

Breaking News
from the palace:
King Charles 3rd in bed with Covid-19
Andrew in bed with Chloe-15 🤔

2023-04-09 11:03:46

Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine??
Just asking for a friend. 🍷🍷🍷

2023-04-09 10:21:46

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Thank you and Cheers 🍻

2023-04-09 09:45:26

Exercise makes you look Better Naked.
So dies Alcohol...your choice.😋

2023-04-09 08:51:18

Got fed up with the neighbours dog barking all night in their back garden.
So l got up and put it in ours, see how they like it.🐕🦮🐕‍🦺

2023-04-09 07:17:02

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_0a15265bac14f5345b0e36340b5f99e423e0820abc8b7971242fb21978079a67.jpg

2023-04-02 09:13:01

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Ohhhhhh!This is so important.
#[0]

2023-04-02 09:12:15

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Ohhhhh! This is so important!

2023-04-02 08:55:00

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The land down under!

2023-04-02 06:43:39

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Thank you have a great day 😀

2023-04-02 06:41:58

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️

2023-04-02 06:41:37

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Good night 😴 🥱 🌃

2023-04-02 06:40:46

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️

2023-04-02 03:36:24

"I was getting into my car the other day ,and this bloke says to me can you give me a lift?'
I said 'Sure,you look great,the world's your oyster,go for it. 😗

2023-04-02 03:22:05

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea...dies that mean one out of five enjoys it ? 🤐
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are others here for? 🫢

2023-04-02 02:55:23

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Thank you 😊

2023-04-02 02:54:35

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Thank you 😊 💓

2023-04-02 02:49:11

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Good night 😴 🥱 🌃

2023-04-02 02:48:41

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2023-04-02 02:42:17

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️

2023-04-02 02:26:20

Breaking News?
Irelands' worst air disaster happened this morning when a 2-seater Cessna crashed onto a cemetery outside Dublin.
Police have recovered 896 bodies so far. 🤫

2023-04-02 02:20:43

Being kissed while you are asleep is one of the purest forms of love.....💞💕
Unless you are in prison.2🤔

2023-04-02 01:57:53

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_f8ded9247092e96eda29ac68aed9acdfd2e3ab5b7950d3c3c1ddcc4e42c29e20.jpg

2023-04-01 10:32:57

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That is terrific.💝💖💗💓💞💕❤🩷

2023-03-31 09:57:11

Remember this!
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian
any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 🚙

2023-03-31 08:14:24

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You are a magician 🎩 ✨️ ❤️

2023-03-31 07:46:59

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Hi 👋 👋

2023-03-29 10:47:48

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️

2023-03-24 07:26:01

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️ 💓 ✨️

2023-03-24 07:18:04

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Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️ 💓

2023-03-24 06:07:27

I was at my bank today;there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me,an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious that she was irritated...
She asked the teller,"Why it change?
Yesterday,l get two hunat dolla for yen.
Today l only get hunting eighty?
Why it change?
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,"Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says."Fluc you white people too" 🙄

2023-03-23 06:52:10

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Thank you 😊

2023-03-22 09:05:06

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Good night 😴 🥱 🌃

2023-03-22 06:57:44

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Good morning ....enjoy 🌞

2023-03-22 06:37:11

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Good morning to you ..have a great day 😀