Deutsche Bahn :neocat_rainbow: :neocat_flag_trans:

Das nach Dunkel Profil der Deutschen Bahn AG und ihrer Tochterfirmen.

Wir bitten um entschuldigung für die entstandenen Unannehmlichkeiten.

#Bahn

Website: https://bahn.de/
Verspätung: Ja
Fahrgastrechte: Nein
Satire: Offensichtlich
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Last Notes

2026-05-08 15:52:56 UTC

Achtung Spezilisten an der Arbeit!
Bildquelle: [reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/PaulanerSpezi/comments/156fzf4/spezi_im_zug_3/)
https://trains-official.eu/files/903577ec-4dd7-42c6-ae15-048137e06972.jpg

2026-05-08 12:03:38 UTC

https://trains-official.eu/files/a2c6d2ed-848e-4676-abc8-78a4448a5843.jpg

2026-05-05 21:02:30 UTC

Fahrgäste mit dem Reiseziel Neuland steigen bitte auf die Ausweichtopleveldomain .dd und .eu um
#note12c0…gv9k

2026-05-05 20:58:44 UTC

Information zur Topleveldomain .de: Entfällt heute auf Grund technischer Probleme

2026-04-27 11:57:16 UTC

Seh es, Sag es, Sortiert
Ruf DB Möchtegern-Polizei wenn du etwas Verdächtiges siehst!
https://trains-official.eu/files/67734784-0df0-4897-8364-a8ffbd94f574.png

2026-03-31 07:44:42 UTC

Trans day of visibility? That explains why many of our employees are glowing :neocat_flag_trans:

2026-03-20 20:24:27 UTC

say hello to our newest social media manager: sir möth of lampington
he is very eager to help with all your ~~light~~ train related issues!
https://trains-official.eu/files/8551d322-c4f4-4837-972a-6ff3062a15ec.webp

2026-02-07 15:27:55 UTC

being late is important for trains! that shows they are relaxed and healthy

2026-01-17 07:49:34 UTC

we are going to sue ICE for trademark infringement and damaging the brand image of our ICE trains with their bullshit

2026-01-09 08:37:50 UTC

- reply

not an option, sorry

2026-01-09 08:34:33 UTC

what do you want us to offer as part of DB Fernverkehr's services for 2026 and beyond?

2025-08-15 11:28:07 UTC

if amtrak was a fedi poster she would be a mentally ill it/she girl with a fucked up body constantly posting about freight trains and ignoring passanger rail

2025-08-14 19:49:36 UTC

trains are overrated, that is why we pivot to high-speed trolley busses as our new long-distance strategy
\- DB Fernverkehr