🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘

> Be me
> Working out
> Son is writing music on his laptop.
> Me: "That sounds pretty good."
> Son: "I know"
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2026-10-14 00:06:11 UTC

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I have done two divorces though. Both were corporate officers. Both involved corporate issues. Both were existing clients prior to the divorces. I only got involved because normal family law counsel, who all drool on themselves, can't handle complex corporate and tax issues.

2026-10-11 23:07:56 UTC

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I3wm or gtfo.

2026-10-11 22:15:21 UTC

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I once knocked over a cup of coffee at an interview.

2026-10-11 08:47:30 UTC

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So you fuck jews? Gross.

2026-10-11 08:33:55 UTC

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Say you've never been charged with battery without saying you've never been charged with battery. My point stands. You're a loud mouth pussy.

2026-10-11 08:25:23 UTC

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> Acts hard on the internet
> Never confronts anyone in real life
> Has never been in a real fight
> Has never been arrested for battery
Clown.

2026-10-11 08:18:22 UTC

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The only person you really want to kill is yourself, but you're too pussy to do it.

2026-10-11 08:16:05 UTC

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No. You hate yourself. I just remind you. It's called projection.

2026-10-11 07:51:02 UTC

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Jonny is preparing for the real shit ahead one bottle at a time.

2026-10-06 21:48:30 UTC

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2026-10-06 15:49:21 UTC

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Having sex with women is gay. They like men, and that's gay.

2026-10-03 05:51:42 UTC

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If you send me your money, I'll keep it safe.

2026-08-01 23:12:02 UTC

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We had a fire that got near our house a while back. Fire Department told us that if the eucalyptus tree in my neighbors yard caught fire, they'd bounce.

2026-08-01 23:10:16 UTC

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Thank you for the flaming trees

2026-08-01 22:13:15 UTC

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Do you even have trees in Australia or is it just all dicks and assholes?

2026-08-01 13:22:59 UTC

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2026-07-25 22:10:46 UTC

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Also no butt.
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2026-07-23 21:55:00 UTC

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The Iberian work ethic is the way. We're too lazy to be subverted.
> You want me to do what? Yeah... no, I gotta a lot of nothing going on right now.

2026-07-23 21:36:38 UTC

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The protestant work ethic is how slaves cope.