Tod Maffin 🇨🇦

Your Emotional Support Canadian 🇨🇦 ♥️ 

📰 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥: https://newsletter.todmaffin.com 
👕 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛: https://shop.todmaffin.com
🎙️ 𝗣𝗢𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗧: https://mirrorfalls.com 

Support my work: https://support.todmaffin.com 
Contact my team: https://contact.todmaffin.com 
All my videos: https://videos.todmaffin.com 
Everything else: https://links.todmaffin.com

My links: https://links.todmaffin.com
My merch: https://shop.todmaffin.com
My socials: https://socials.todmaffin.com
My podcast: https://mirrorfalls.com

Public Key

npub1zup67sdk3gs349csafu9k39mth26ye962tw7vd6046jekac8264qeph4ce

NIP-05 Address

tod_at_hci.social@momostr.pink

Profile Code

nprofile1qqspwqa0gxmg5gg6jugw57zmgja4m4dzvja99h0xxa86afvmwur4d2spz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dstq26rm

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1zup67sdk3gs349csafu9k39mth26ye962tw7vd6046jekac8264qeph4ce

Show more details

Last Notes

2026-06-18 00:07:09 UTC

Being the US’s “Emotional Support Canadians” was never supposed to need a disclaimer.
(Shirt available until June 30 at https://shop.todmaffin.com)
https://youtube.com/shorts/ifyPTAMS66s

2026-06-11 02:15:47 UTC

The world has stopped waiting for the U.S. to make up its mind.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XnAZBjLvnkY

2026-05-28 01:45:34 UTC

Holy moly — the board game kids have sold 450 games in just the three hours since I put the video up.
https://youtube.com/shorts/kP5uLNZB4HU
Get the game yourself at https://b.link/dictator

2026-05-16 20:35:06 UTC

Hey, I’m making a longform census for our American friends. What questions do we want to ask them?

2026-05-13 20:30:34 UTC

So, you didn't get the long form census? Same. 😡
That's why I've made The Long Form Census We All Wanted.
It asks the REAL questions that Statistics Canada was too afraid to!
70+ questions across 9 categories.
And yes, I will publish the full results.
❌ Don't answer in the comments...
✅ Take it at https://census.todmaffin.com
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/116/569/160/655/959/412/original/3aeae89262d3cb48.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/116/569/160/658/027/470/original/44dbbaf90622f83d.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/116/569/160/653/844/390/original/46e50f1d7b35dfb4.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/116/569/160/656/170/654/original/0f10197bd00307d6.jpeg

2026-03-03 21:17:06 UTC

Hey Trump... We got another one!
She is a psychiatric nurse practitioner from Arizona. She and her family are moving to #Nanaimo soon, and she'll be the Team Lead RN for the Nanaimo complex care housing team!
The whole Island community is making this happen — from Island Health recruiters, to the Ministry, to the nurses College, our local helpers in the Infusion Discord.
ALL YOUR NURSES ARE BELONG TO US.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/116/167/319/585/142/944/original/2b3958cd31e71b0a.jpeg

2026-03-02 17:34:25 UTC

UPDATE: Yesterday, I posted about hey.cafe — a fully Canadian alternative to Facebook.
They got SWAMPED with people. More than doubled their user base in a few hours.
Doors are still open, but they're capping new accounts at 250 per hour. So if you get a "we're full right now" message, just try again in a couple of hours. 🙂
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/116/160/781/653/913/916/original/001396577e89e1c1.jpeg

2026-01-21 05:56:13 UTC

❌Cancel your Hootsuite account.
Canadian alternatives:
heyorca.com
fedica.com
dashsocial.com
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/931/543/764/236/681/original/ab4f43b71d3496a6.jpeg

2026-01-21 01:49:28 UTC

Still hoping to interview someone for my podcast who knows the myth of the Dzunuḵ̓wa cannibal woman, a legend told by some first nations.
If that’s YOU, send me a message via https://tally.so/r/3NP8O0
If that’s someone you recommend or know, please ask them to connect with me.
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/930/573/537/008/467/original/d8544fbee10651ec.jpeg

2026-01-15 18:47:01 UTC

Graffiti on cars = rationale for invoking the Insurrection Act.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS PERFECTLY FUNCTIONING DEMOCRACY GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD U-S-A! U-S-A! 🦅 🇺🇸 🎉
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/900/600/842/618/100/original/777c01e7ef985264.jpeg

2026-01-07 18:24:11 UTC

The U.S. this morning seized oil tankers in international waters... just south of ICELAND.
Nothing to do with drugs.
Nothing to do with security.
Just straight-up theft.
If you think the U.S. does not plan to take Greenland, Canada, and other countries (by military force if it deems it "necessary"), you are now living in a fantasy world.
STOP 👏🏻 BUYING 👏🏻 AMERICAN 👏🏻 PRODUCTS
(Yes, this is a real tweet from the U.S. State Department. See for yourself: https://x.com/StateDept/status/2008221563888292207)
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/855/212/560/920/040/original/fbef50ee5f8b1fea.webp

2025-11-24 00:21:18 UTC

BIG NEWS! The first Healthcare Infusion in ONTARIO has launched! It's for Ottawa — https://ottawa.healthcareinfusion.org.
Do you want need doctors and nurses in YOUR community? You can get them, and Jocelyn and I can help!
Join the volunteer-run national movement: https://healthcareinfusion.org
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/601/812/900/140/420/original/ab74b081c34d7873.jpeg

2025-11-21 18:12:07 UTC

Just in case you haven't seen this yet...
Here is the project which consumed MONTHS of my life and involved HUNDREDS of local #Nanaimo residents, each sworn to secrecy.
✅ If you're an American healthcare worker considering Canada, WATCH THIS. ❤️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k7OUowPPMQ

2025-11-14 21:03:51 UTC

🧑🏻‍⚕️Thinking about working as a nurse in Canada?
Hear from this Texas nurse who moved to #Nanaimo just last month.
Check out Nanaimo or other regions waiting to welcome you and your family at https://healthcareinfusion.org
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/550/075/719/870/894/original/85d9b37b88521049.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/550/075/710/783/755/original/e896cba452559010.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/550/075/696/203/122/original/ea489cc356ebeeee.jpeg

2025-10-27 05:07:29 UTC

Every so often, Canada reminds the world who we are.
Not through speeches or slogans, but through small acts that echo for generations.
This is one of those acts.
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/444/393/530/646/363/original/e075343fc0926b01.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/444/393/537/796/568/original/f1792f33b96168de.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/444/393/519/634/756/original/546be23ab2d86159.jpeg

2025-10-22 19:30:09 UTC

🇨🇦 DID YOU KNOW? 🇨🇦
There are 705 nurse jobs available RIGHT NOW... on beautiful Vancouver Island alone!
✅ Check them out at https://c.urlh.it/1761152832zzxqeyt
Also see https://NanaimoInfusion.ca and https://bchealthcareers.ca
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/419/474/119/327/222/original/10be413c7665fb19.jpeg

2025-10-09 02:01:27 UTC

THE VIDEO IS OUT! Enjoy! 😁
https://youtu.be/9k7OUowPPMQ

2025-09-15 23:14:17 UTC

This American nurse went from zero to a Canadian job offer in FIVE WEEKS.
If YOU are a healthcare worker looking for a safe place to work, live, and raise your family, consider Vancouver Island in the province of British Columbia.
Join our Discord for free help!
✅ MORE INFO: https://nanaimoinfusion.ca
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/210/849/932/114/644/original/90cf2ff4f290830f.jpeg

2025-09-10 21:10:54 UTC

Kirk was asked a question about transgender mass shooters when he was killed.
He didn’t answer it, so I will.
From 2013 to today, of the more than 5,700 mass shootings in America (4+ shot and killed), exactly FIVE shooters were trans (source: Gun Violence Archive)
That’s less that 1/10th of 1%.

2025-09-10 19:11:43 UTC

"I reject transgenderism. I don't think it really exists. I think it’s a mental disease."
— Charlie Kirk
"You might go out to dinner and come back to a bunch of illegals sitting in your living room."
— Charlie Kirk
"They're trying to make the country less white."
— Charlie Kirk

2025-08-30 23:30:57 UTC

I NEED YOUR HELP — I'm planning a video about which of the new "Buy Canadian" scanner apps is most accurate...
✅ Please let me know which app YOU rely on at https://tally.so/r/wboKN2
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/115/120/318/526/193/702/original/a7d7ca325f75b22c.png

2025-08-22 14:22:15 UTC

If your business or clinic uses Microsoft because they were told their data would stay in Canada...
Microsoft now says it will IGNORE any Canadian data protection and privacy laws, and instead hand over all Canadians' data — any time the U.S. gov't asks for it
https://www.digitaljournal.com/tech-science/microsoft-says-u-s-law-takes-precedence-over-canadian-data-sovereignty/article

2025-07-31 23:33:42 UTC

Trump: “Drop that Digital Services Tax or we’ll stop negotiating and put more tariffs on you.”
Canada: “Okay, they’re dropped.”
Trump, today: “Cool. We’re gonna stop negotiating and put more tariffs on you anyway.”
CAN WE STOP NEGOTIATING WITH A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR NOW PLEASE?

2025-07-25 22:05:35 UTC

HO. LEE. SHIT. 😂
https://youtu.be/Afetnw70S04

2025-07-09 03:15:20 UTC

I can not, for the life of me, tell if this is:
1️⃣ A clever marketing campaign
2️⃣ Some kind of street art
3️⃣ Legitimately an “I need a job” poster
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/114/821/098/376/593/939/original/3ab033088e1b984f.jpeg

2025-07-01 19:57:20 UTC

I have a secret project I’m working on (a huge video, it’s months away still), but I need your help.
When kids are playing street hockey, they yell “Car!” when a car comes by and they have to stop. But what do they yell when the car drives by? Okay? On again? Play?

2025-05-26 22:47:10 UTC

If you're a 🇺🇸US healthcare worker and you're thinking about moving to 🇨🇦Canada...
Me and some friends have assembled a web site about coming to practice on Vancouver Island — the most beautiful place on Earth.
✅ Visit https://NanaimoInfusion.ca
Come spend your days doing medicine, not insurance paperwork.

2025-05-25 00:32:55 UTC

Are you a 🇺🇸US healthcare worker (RN, Dr, OT, NP, Pharm., etc.) and want to move to 🇨🇦Canada?
MY PROVINCE HAS A TEAM THAT WILL FAST-TRACK YOUR PERMANENT RESIDENCY.
My Discord has these people ready to answer your questions now:
- 2 Island Health recruiters
- a reg’d immigration consultant
- 2 ex-pat HCWs who made the move
✅ JOIN FREE: https://discord.gg/G8NVmQDc
(This link expires in 1 week)

2025-04-30 00:07:02 UTC

The Green Party is a relic that needs to adapt or die.
#cdnpoli #canada #gpc #lpc #cpc #ndp
https://youtube.com/shorts/fhJrs9L8goE

2025-04-17 01:48:22 UTC

🤣 even the headline writers aren’t having it
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/114/350/784/628/377/387/original/08502e59da5eae79.jpeg

2025-03-21 06:24:43 UTC

In the small city of #Nanaimo Canada alone, grocery stores are forced to dump 500 kg of American produce PER DAY.
Why? Because Canadians aren’t buying ANYTHING American any more.
And probably for a very long time.
Well played, Trump.

2025-03-20 20:35:39 UTC

◦ DEVELOPING ◦
Canadian member of parliament warns Canadians to "avoid travel to the U.S."
Paraphrasing: 'Police are pulling over citizens and harassing them for being Canadian. Phones are being seized and searched. That is the creep of fascism.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt_quvb5bW8

2025-03-20 17:29:55 UTC

Checking out my stuff? Watch my best video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M58FVRechuY

2025-03-19 02:53:19 UTC

🔴 B R E A K I N G 🔴
338Canada says Liberals have moved into ✨Majority Government✨ territory under PM Carney.
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/114/186/832/920/600/344/original/950bd5f1125964c8.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/114/186/832/959/381/758/original/8f8d6a5338f8cca0.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/114/186/832/989/643/758/original/18069bb4f6b07bea.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/114/186/833/021/496/376/original/0972304ff23fa31a.jpeg

2025-03-14 01:30:49 UTC

It started with joking about it.
Today, the US President told his military to make plans to invade, by force, Panama.
He announced his plans to annex Greenland - in front of the NATO head.
He said the only way out for Canada was to become part of the U.S.
This is not a joke.
War is coming.

2025-03-14 00:01:29 UTC

I’m sorry, can someone explain to me why the President of the United States was gloating about his plans to take over a sovereign nation…
WHILE THE FUCKING HEAD OF NATO SAT THERE SIMILING?!
NATO, for fuck’s sake.
I will endeavour to never spend a single dime in America, for the rest of my life.

2025-03-11 14:58:32 UTC

Trump's post from earlier today.
This man is not well, and we should be seriously thinking about what we'll do if he takes some kind of military action against Canada.
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/114/144/386/171/825/930/original/6a9019425857abf6.jpg

2025-03-08 21:22:27 UTC

Petty as fuck ❤️
#nanaimo
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/114/128/908/928/482/941/original/c1d9716238106f6b.jpeg

2025-03-04 02:11:24 UTC

Canada cuts off American energy, and the U.S. crumbles in 72 hours. #tariffs #cdnpoli
https://youtube.com/shorts/TYkpCTVioUM?si=PAHXg3xEgc5MHQGx

2025-03-01 04:57:05 UTC

More French lessons for Americans. #quebec #duolingo
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/114/085/393/250/869/502/original/5db052333bf4e6ea.mp4

2025-02-24 03:54:05 UTC

- reply

I hope not… I go to bed at like 10pm now 😆

2025-02-24 02:35:21 UTC

Just to be clear, I am not the mayor 😂 We have an amazing mayor! #nanaimo #nanaimoinfusion
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/114/056/529/072/284/028/original/3cda2a822dd999d0.jpeg

2025-02-09 20:20:33 UTC

Canada may soon be at war. What I want to know is: Where is the Commonwealth?! #cdnpoli
https://youtube.com/shorts/QGot23NL9MU

2025-02-05 04:22:09 UTC

In a trade war with the U.S. — should you eat at A&W? Is it Canadian?
Here’s the latest in my series “Is It Canadian?” where I tell you if your favourite store is Canadian-owned. #buycanada
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMkbgarUr/
Or the full series on YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn7Vq9LlLhI5xV77O-eW8EpQGUb-x-Bbo

2025-01-01 03:46:27 UTC

Hateful people tore our #Pride flag off our house again.
Well, it’s back.
This time, with two bright spotlights pointing at it because fuck them.
Next time, it’s coming back with a speaker that plays #YMCA whenever someone gets within 10 meters.
Love doesn’t die that easily, motherfuckers.
#lgbt #lgbtq
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/113/751/044/035/291/433/original/9c4c46417ac71ae7.jpeg

2024-12-30 01:43:16 UTC

Our Pride flag was torn off the house and trashed while we were away. Again.
So, a new one has been ordered. PLUS some flashy, extremely gay coloured floodlights to shine brightly on said new flag.
Tear it down, it comes back three times more queer.
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME WITH ME, MOTHERFUCKERS?! 😂
#lgbtq #lgbt #pride #queer
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/113/739/235/046/687/900/original/48aab902e52bf569.jpeg

2024-12-22 19:03:01 UTC

They’re in museums now.
THEY’RE IN FUCKING MUSEUMS NOW.
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/113/698/025/038/738/640/original/2bc865dca2d886f8.jpeg

2024-10-09 19:30:50 UTC

Researchers uploaded 50 nude photos to X.
Then, it reported 25 of them for being nonconsensual. And the other as "copyright infringements."
X removed the copyright-reported nude images.
The nonconsensual nude photos stayed.
Please share.
Link to study: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2409.12138
#brandsafety
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/113/279/123/374/270/983/original/ed63d9828ad3f59f.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/113/279/123/397/938/062/original/f70a60cde29fb024.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/113/279/123/465/689/438/original/59e174b312f18a36.jpeg
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/113/279/123/465/213/882/original/ef2c3dddf4a8f2e6.jpeg

2024-08-16 01:19:26 UTC

Meta is the Gold Sponsor of an alt-right climate denying conference, headlined by the guy who helped create the moral panic around transgender people and critical race theory.
https://www.desmog.com/2024/08/12/meta-and-koch-industries-to-sponsor-event-featuring-climate-denier-barry-cooper/

2024-08-14 23:44:06 UTC

Uh, America… You guys okay down there?
https://storage.googleapis.com/hci-social-storage/media_attachments/files/112/963/029/956/918/711/original/e440f9c71d98cb1b.jpeg