Jason Parker-Burlingham 🏳️‍🌈

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Normal human bisexual horror nerd. Certified NON axe murderer

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2024-10-26 04:30:16 UTC

I have of course seen We're Not Here To Fuck Spiders. It's not bad.
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2024-08-31 09:45:56 UTC

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No way is Children of the Corn better than Cujo. Not even.
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2024-08-31 09:43:53 UTC

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On the other hand he *is* familiar with how much America uses corn to make basically everything.
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2024-08-31 09:42:24 UTC

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Huh, Joe Bob is unfamiliar with King's preoccupation with corn. Curious.
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2024-08-31 09:39:43 UTC

Sweet jesus let it be the first Children of the Corn and not a sequel.
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2024-08-31 08:24:25 UTC

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Hah hah, that was worth the price of admission, well done
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2024-08-31 08:08:50 UTC

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Joe Bob had his chance to play Bloody Mary instead of painting his toenails, he's made his choice now
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2024-08-31 07:38:20 UTC

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That's Wagga Wagga with a long initial "a" like the vowel in "paw", folks.
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2024-08-31 07:34:54 UTC

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Linda Kerridge's legit Aussie accent is adorable coupled with her peroxide blonde hair and fair complexion.
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2024-08-31 07:32:23 UTC

Claim: Marilyn Monroe singing to JFK is one of the few actually good performances of Happy Birthday
This character in Fade to Black leverages that
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2024-08-31 06:00:14 UTC

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shovel still there
creepy doll
nope
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2024-08-31 05:58:46 UTC

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Love the cemetery across the way.
I wish I knew more about how Japanese homes are constructed.
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2024-08-31 05:36:03 UTC

We're watching something called ... _Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell_? Okay?
I don't think I've even remotely heard of this.
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2024-08-31 05:21:54 UTC

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Fuckin' a, I watched a _shit ton_ more horror during the pandemic. I'm team Darcy.
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2024-08-31 05:20:25 UTC

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wow people are gonna be Big Mad about Speak No Evil
no reason
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2024-08-31 05:17:50 UTC

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little Dewey!
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2024-08-31 05:12:53 UTC

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I'm wondering if that's actually lye
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2024-08-31 05:10:57 UTC

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I love "Don't run. Don't hurry". Time is *obviously* short and she knows it and communicates that to him but by saying the opposite and stressing it _just_ enough.
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2024-08-31 05:06:49 UTC

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Tigers Are Not Afraid is another awesome Spanish-language horror. A touch less grim than this but that's not saying much. huh :)
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2024-08-31 05:03:26 UTC

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Putting allll the Rugna stuff on my watchlist.
Really feels like "cursed bastards" could be the name of this movie, too.
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2024-08-31 04:33:14 UTC

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I'd forgotten about the Commodore 64 hat!
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2024-08-31 04:32:43 UTC

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I wonder if this will get a US remake like Speak No Evil.
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2024-08-31 04:24:45 UTC

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No way, Nekromantic was a LOT harder to watch than When Evil Lurks.
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2024-08-31 04:24:07 UTC

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Huh, I always thought that the wife killed the husband and herself because she was possessed, not as mercy murder-suicide.
(I also think it's a rapidly multiplying number of demons at play.)
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2024-08-31 04:20:39 UTC

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If you're enjoying this -- or even if it's a bit too intense -- be sure and check out Terrified from a few years earlier.
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2024-08-31 03:55:21 UTC

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I've got a bad feeling about this
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2024-08-31 03:47:47 UTC

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What I love about this is that it's a possession story with a very science-fictional setup where we have to piece together the context as we go along.
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2024-08-31 03:39:10 UTC

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I mean come on that's an incredible half-corpse
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2024-08-31 03:29:05 UTC

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I just barely missed seeing this in a theater, but it's a big fave from the last 12 months.
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2024-08-31 03:21:13 UTC

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Joe Bob already looks a bit run-down!
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2024-08-31 03:18:17 UTC

WHEN EVIL LURKS
FUCK YES
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2024-08-31 03:12:31 UTC

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honestly I barely noticed how weird that was!
I wonder if a more conventional soundtrack would improve this.
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2024-08-31 03:05:43 UTC

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I thought for sure she was going to saw her own face off running with a freaking circular saw
that is not shop-class-approved behavior
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2024-08-31 03:03:33 UTC

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WHAT IS HAPPENING
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2024-08-31 03:01:57 UTC

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Oh he is a crafty little fuck
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This thing earned itself a half-star in the last five minutes flat

2024-08-31 02:59:18 UTC

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oh nice BLACK CHRISTMAS SHOUTOUT
SLOW
fucking
CLAP
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2024-08-31 02:58:32 UTC

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I'm in this picture and I don't like it
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2024-08-31 02:56:39 UTC

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DOUBLE TAP
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2024-08-31 02:53:30 UTC

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We can hang out and not talk to each other in the quiet room together
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2024-08-31 02:49:35 UTC

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I was going to say, the lack of a mask (or really visible face) is pretty interesting for 1982.
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2024-08-31 02:44:14 UTC

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Clown with a drill vs co-eds
Shit, did I just grok the attraction of the Terrifier movies
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2024-08-31 02:43:01 UTC

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Ah the 70s, when you could fit 5 bodies in a trunk if you put the work in
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2024-08-31 02:41:12 UTC

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Was that Hollywood Boulevard that Valerie was watching?
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2024-08-31 02:39:09 UTC

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This is pretty much just straight up Halloween now
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2024-08-31 02:38:46 UTC

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Drilled through the heart
And you're too late
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2024-08-31 02:36:29 UTC

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yah gotta admit that TCSM delivers on the massacre
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2024-08-31 02:35:33 UTC

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But .. how ...? What??
Dang. dang.
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2024-08-31 02:34:32 UTC

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Oh shit! I also forgot about the pizza!
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2024-08-31 02:33:19 UTC

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Okay, that background on Rita Mae Brown had a point that was ... better than I expected.
Still I think he's so close to understanding that *men could learn about the feminist perspective on slashers* and come to appreciate and understand it rather than just dismissing it as Politics, the Eternal Enemy of Art
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2024-08-31 02:26:30 UTC

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Real talk: Joe Bob would be well served to spend the off-season reading up on feminism a bit.
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2024-08-31 02:25:38 UTC

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Who in the #MutantFam has seen The Once and Future Smash and/or End Zone 2?
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2024-08-31 02:18:48 UTC

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boy this movie has really slowed down in the last 20 minutes or so
I feel confident it'll pick up but it was doing really well there for a while
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2024-08-31 02:16:56 UTC

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not to mention having thumbs of steel to be able to hold them lit for so long
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2024-08-31 02:11:56 UTC

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while I was eating my second and final anchovy pizza, as I took a big bite I legit wondered to myself "I wonder why people don't like this"
Maybe I'll give it another try sometime.
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2024-08-31 02:07:07 UTC

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Joe Bob and Rhonda Shear in the same room? 🐴
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2024-08-31 02:01:08 UTC

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yes! subvert the male gaze Darcy
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2024-08-31 01:56:05 UTC

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Hmmm, hmmm
::adds to Letterboxd::
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2024-08-31 01:52:16 UTC

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Was that Stallone on the cover of Playgirl?!
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2024-08-31 01:50:52 UTC

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gods, I wish I could see Black Christmas for the first time again
maybe some Maui Wowie would help
maybe not
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2024-08-31 01:47:41 UTC

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Someday someone is going to shoot a horror movie or action fight scene where someone gets fucked UP with a mandoilne and I'm going to feel so justified
I'm not a brave man but those things scare the crap out of me
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2024-08-31 01:45:56 UTC

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conspicuous cheese grater?
please?
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2024-08-31 01:43:03 UTC

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WAT
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2024-08-31 01:41:48 UTC

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I remember him showing up in the first TLDI I watched (the 2022 special) and have been missing him
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2024-08-31 01:32:12 UTC

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This is a great study in how conventions change; I think nowadays the first kill in the van would be off-screen and the attack just now *would* be a fakeout.
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2024-08-31 01:30:20 UTC

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If Sigourney says it's so, it's so
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2024-08-31 01:29:13 UTC

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oh fuck, I thought that was going to be a fake-out!
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2024-08-31 01:28:37 UTC

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I can't tell you how much I would love for the final move to be Piranha.
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2024-08-31 01:25:20 UTC

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TOUCHDOWN!
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2024-08-31 01:22:14 UTC

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Fuck me, this just gets down to business!
Anyone seen The Loved Ones? That's another great use of a drill.
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2024-08-31 01:14:49 UTC

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High Tension's use of a concrete saw is really something else
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2024-08-31 01:12:54 UTC

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we've had gratuitous use of dead guy as a table before, yeah? Death Game?
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2024-08-31 01:07:52 UTC

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I'm here for the whole thing, if I can manage it
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2024-08-31 01:06:31 UTC

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"Aussie" is pronounced "ozzy"
y'all
tell the people
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2024-08-31 01:05:47 UTC

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nice, I've never seen this, but was just watching some segments from it on the new Horror's Greatest show
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2024-08-31 01:00:29 UTC

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mute the hashtag or mute me for the next 24 if this is gonna be annoying
or block, no shits given
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2024-08-31 00:59:45 UTC

Yeah baby
let's fuckin go
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