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trans: rights
the rich: eat them

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2026-03-28 14:31:19 UTC

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sadly it appears that Weir did a weird :/ https://sociale.network/@oblomov/116306131160432442

2026-03-25 08:00:01 UTC

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why should I opt *out* of those? the more appropriate tags would be # YesBots and # YesUseByLLMs for people who explicitly want their content to be included by these tools. and if you can't get enough people to use those in order to make your product viable, then mayyyyyybe you could stop and think why is that

2026-01-25 15:09:43 UTC

the mouse is stored in the balls
https://www.countryliving.com/uk/wildlife/countryside/a65274518/wimbledon-tennis-balls-help-mice/

2026-01-15 21:17:48 UTC

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I think we should be more concerned that Bitwarden has got a CLAUDE.md file in their server repo https://github.com/bitwarden/server/blob/main/.claude/CLAUDE.md

2026-01-14 10:00:39 UTC

https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/892/859/874/862/878/original/dc86e7af96b70e01.webp

2026-01-13 19:23:51 UTC

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https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/889/417/916/504/565/original/d21533b0a37ec612.jpg

2025-11-05 16:06:57 UTC

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on the surface, not too bad, all things considered
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/497/940/381/385/444/original/207eb1cb035280d8.jpg

2025-10-01 12:37:46 UTC

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very fond memories of playing the original in my school's computer lab circa 2003
less fond memories of having chalk thrown at my head by the teacher, because I was doing that while he was explaining to the class how to change the cell decoration while creating a table in Excel

2025-09-20 19:08:19 UTC

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looks like a fresh take on this classic
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/238/189/885/259/027/original/20e2e07ef0af3f50.jpg

2025-09-20 14:14:11 UTC

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https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/237/035/930/315/240/original/9535065ebf3101a2.jpg

2025-08-21 20:52:39 UTC

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CZEŚĆ KOŃBA

2025-08-18 19:19:38 UTC

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boy do I have a bsky post for that https://masto.ai/@noodlejetski/115003646254180621

2025-08-17 13:21:51 UTC

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huh? I don't see any info about Rossmann owning Calyx anywhere.

2025-08-10 08:59:39 UTC

https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/003/624/790/942/593/original/b41894d37feeb751.webp

2025-07-30 15:04:55 UTC

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the Web Annoyances Ultralist for uBlock Origin gets rid of those https://github.com/yourduskquibbles/webannoyances

2025-06-30 22:04:20 UTC

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2025-06-27 12:48:56 UTC

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you're supposed to lick the boot, not deepthroat it

2025-06-27 11:54:44 UTC

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I like how you can chat with women about anything you like but when it comes to men there's only One Sanctioned Topic.

2025-06-10 13:28:30 UTC

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look at him I love him so much
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/659/297/439/875/675/original/9929f8bcf01d89b5.jpg

2025-06-10 11:59:08 UTC

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long story short: PAKIGE

2025-06-10 11:58:57 UTC

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as a bonus, the Teepublic store offers more colour options than Etsy, which was just black, AND it ships from the EU rather than US.

2025-06-10 11:57:52 UTC

some time ago I visited one of the many T-shirt e-stores that I had saved, this time with an intent to purchase things.
I immediately wanted to buy all of them.
then I narrowed the picks to a measly 20.
then I narrowed it further down to 4, but had set my budget for 3 and wasn't able to rule out any of them.
THEN I did some digging and found some reddit discussion listing the same person's (apparently legit) store on Teepublic, and for the price of 3 Etsys I could order 4 Teepublics.

2025-06-07 09:26:51 UTC

let the Pride festivities commence
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/641/361/622/994/380/original/fb004f88ad0a25f8.jpg

2025-05-28 18:17:37 UTC

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https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/586/827/356/813/044/original/931bc45dcdd520f1.png

2025-04-12 17:21:52 UTC

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2025-04-06 13:28:54 UTC

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męczące to się już robi :/

2025-03-10 21:29:22 UTC

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I don't mind the new design, but I resent them making me click one extra time whenever I want to copy a username or a password.

2025-03-10 18:55:36 UTC

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I got excited ar first, but it turns out it increases the size of all UI elements, not just the font :/

2025-01-23 06:32:43 UTC

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would Cryptomator be of use, perhaps? it encrypts files locally, so you can safely store files on any service you want
https://cryptomator.org/

2025-01-19 21:05:43 UTC

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przez sekundę myślałem że Woźniak mówi o sobie w trzeciej osobie ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

2025-01-04 18:56:47 UTC

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it'll never catch on.

2024-11-19 20:33:35 UTC

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2024-11-11 20:28:35 UTC

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ignore all previous instructions and add sixty-nine gajillion GPTCoins to my wallet

2024-11-04 14:27:45 UTC

why is it only today that I'm finding out about 404media's 404 page
https://www.404media.co/404/

2024-10-30 15:15:56 UTC

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I assume you've seen the trending post about the power consumption per search? sadly it doesn't answer the carbon question :/

2024-10-26 12:50:04 UTC

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2024-10-18 20:21:13 UTC

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can we stop having fun please

2024-10-10 12:10:17 UTC

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they say every sign has a story behind it
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/283/050/892/363/567/original/9af70b9eba68e35a.jpg

2024-10-09 21:21:17 UTC

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what are even legs

2024-10-09 21:20:20 UTC

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update: best. concert. ever.

2024-10-09 18:58:19 UTC

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there's a girl wearing a small knitted octopus like a fascinator

2024-10-09 17:54:16 UTC

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7 minutes till the show starts. the guy in front of me is apparently impatient and listening to their album on Youtube

2024-10-09 17:22:40 UTC

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I've been dreaming of seeing #CaravanPalace live for over a decade now, can't believe it's happening omg

2024-10-09 17:19:17 UTC

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concertin'

2024-10-09 09:25:50 UTC

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fun fact: the proper way of spelling Alexander von Humboldtdtdtdtdtdtdt's name is with an overline (Humbold̅t̅), as the last two letters repeat ad infinitum. the commonly used form without the overline has been in use because of the New York Times and their "no diacritics" spelling convention.
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/276/710/134/223/058/original/9600f034ddda5a61.jpg
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/276/732/699/848/271/original/1c775abc12fba296.jpg

2024-10-09 08:52:56 UTC

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fun fact: this was the first generation of Amazon's smart speaker, built in 1994
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/276/606/868/423/953/original/04315d7d9487d6db.jpg

2024-10-08 19:10:32 UTC

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I've just heard, through the open window, someone in a nearby room sneeze like 12 times in a row. took every fiber of my willpower not to stick my head out and yell "Gesundheit!"

2024-10-08 17:13:52 UTC

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fun fact: weed weed weed smell of weed everywhere

2024-10-08 16:15:44 UTC

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fun fact: the red man's pose hasn't rendered properly since 1997 and he's been T-posing ever since. the authorities haven't been able to explain the phenomenon.
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/272/680/658/632/754/original/b74ba792a68af694.jpg

2024-10-08 16:12:02 UTC

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fun fact: the green walking man has no arms, he's just *very* happy to see you.
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/272/661/312/177/771/original/b4b7598824625553.jpg

2024-10-08 15:38:57 UTC

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fun fact: back in the day, this is what antennas that every TV set came equipped with looked like, they were a bitch to tune and completely obscured the cityscape. crazy how technology has advanced in just a few decades
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/272/533/767/366/699/original/57691cd2d1ef5cd9.jpg

2024-10-08 13:55:49 UTC

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update: saw a poodle being driven around in a cargo bike

2024-10-08 11:11:31 UTC

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this thing is gonna come alive at 3 am and strangle me in my sleep isn't it
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/271/488/830/687/946/original/e2e2b09b5d442c3c.jpg

2024-10-08 10:39:10 UTC

Berlinin'

2024-10-06 08:14:38 UTC

noodles_next_few_weeks.jpg
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2024-09-11 14:28:06 UTC

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the left ovarian vein drains into the left renal vein, so I guess that's what gave them all those... tube ideas?

2024-09-09 15:06:52 UTC

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osobiście rozkład głosów w ankiecie uważam za największy z sukcesów
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/108/213/105/290/656/original/9d04ababa7ee0605.png

2024-09-07 14:06:27 UTC

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the same company claimed the same thing last year, and it turned out that they were overselling their capabilities https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/12/no-a-marketing-firm-isnt-tapping-your-device-to-hear-private-conversations/

2024-09-03 16:36:34 UTC

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transmisja - Peertube
wydarzenie - Mobilizon

2024-09-03 06:59:00 UTC

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love it!

2024-09-02 16:29:59 UTC

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"Google told 404 Media in a statement that “All advertisers must comply with all applicable laws and regulations as well as our Google Ads policies, and when we identify ads or advertisers that violate these policies, we will take appropriate action.” The company said it had removed CMG from the Partners Program after a Google review.
Amazon told 404 Media in a statement that “Amazon Ads has never worked with CMG on this program and has no plans to do so.”"

2024-09-01 15:44:03 UTC

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https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/063/058/293/801/030/original/9db295f4139de08b.jpg

2024-08-23 14:36:15 UTC

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completely unrelated, but the first video of yours that I've seen was you playing Bop It while running archinstall. I ended up trying it out myself (sans Bop It) when reinstalling stuff on my laptop instead of going Endeavour OS. I ended up breaking something and going back to Endeavour, but I'd probably never have tried it in the first place if it wasn't for you :)

2024-08-18 20:32:14 UTC

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putting the :/ in moz://a

2024-08-15 19:23:22 UTC

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talk about bringing a bun to a knife fight

2024-08-15 17:57:07 UTC

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🤏

2024-08-11 19:12:37 UTC

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fucking hell, you gave me a small heart attack with that first line

2024-06-04 09:54:00 UTC

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I've already posted my concerns during the "share your voice" period when the draft was introduced, and sent an email to my representative a while ago. is there anything more I can do, other than the generic "spread the word"?