How do I know? Because peeing all the time is an inescapable feature of aging, and Bezos has eight years on me, and *I* have to pee all the time. Jeff Bezos, like all older people, must contend with a progressively weakening bladder. Honestly, it's a small price to pay in exchange for the everyday miracle of growing older (as opposed to perishing).
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Cory Doctorow
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