Mama's Pinky Toe on Nostr: If it has a hinge, it is not a sandwich. If its central ingredient is eaten only as ...
If it has a hinge, it is not a sandwich. If its central ingredient is eaten only as part of a food apparatus, it is not a sandwich. If it is schlong-shaped, it is not a sandwich. Let the word go forth, from this time and place: a hot dog is not a sandwich.
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