What a stupid and totally unrealistic thing to even suggest.
Not the first time Tom Clever demostrated his utter stupidity in public.
And I think I can speak for my Dutch neighbours when I say (as a German):
"Halt einfach deine blรถde Fresse, du ungebildeter, arroganter geistiger Tiefflieger!" ๐
Other than that me and my Dutch buddies won't spend more than two seconds worrying about Tom's words.
Oh: "...and the Cotton is high." ๐