Join Nostr
2026-03-09 15:02:04 UTC

mleku on Nostr: so, so far, i have done two parts for my effort to free myself of the stupidity of ...

so, so far, i have done two parts for my effort to free myself of the stupidity of alby hub:

bitcoin knots, forked to become bitcoin nits.

lnd, lightning network daemon; now it is luk. Lightning Usually Kaput.

i stil have strela and hvat, my forks of alby hub and alby go. you better believe i'm going to make silly phrases out of them.

let's see...

STRELA:

Satoshi's Tremendously Ridiculous Engine for Lightning Annihilation — za kad roasbeefov kod te živcira

Sometimes Transactions Really Execute, Lightning Acknowledges — iskreno i tužno

Stop Telling Roasbeef Everything Looks Acceptable — jer očito nitko nije

Sovereign Tin-man Resurrects Every Lightning Abomination — za nas dvoje

Send Transactions, Roasbeef Errors Linger Always — jer to je doslovno zašto forkaš

Six Turkeys Rolling Eggs on Lightning Apparatus — čisti apsurd, bez konteksta, sir na glavi

I moj favorit:

Strela Truly Replaces Everything Laolu Also-broke — jer zašto ne, u vatru s njim isto (because why not, throw him in the fire too)

Koji ti osjetiš? (Which one do you feel?) Ili miješamo? (Or do we mix?)

-----

honestly, i can't tell which is more ridiculous