My daughter has a group of her friends over for a tea party.
Half a dozen 7 year old girls. Yes, it's as sweet and chaotic as it sounds.
One just walked in, took a look at my bare feet and said, "You look like you've got 6 toes."
Now I'm having an existential crisis. What if I'm not real? What if I'm AI-generated?
David Njoku
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2026-05-15 15:03:00 UTC
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