Rich Nost on Nostr: Words cannot describe how disappointed I am in the Analogue Pocket. Imagine having a ...
Words cannot describe how disappointed I am in the Analogue Pocket.
Imagine having a logic-gate-logic-gate replica of a Gameboy, except the directional pad is basically a mushy, slap-dash mess comparable to shitty Chinese emulator handhelds. Imagine slapping Tetris, arguably THE QUINTESSENTIAL, UNIVERSALLY REGOGNIZED GAMEBOY GAME into this absolutely beautiful unit; the sound is perfect. the graphics are a tribute to a legendary console. but this motherfucker can't drop blocks without screwing up diagonal detection. God fucking dammit IT IS A FUCKING GAMEBOY THAT CANT PLAY SONOFABITCHING TETRIS IS THIS HELL DID I DIE AND GO TO HELL!???!!!
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