https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/defender-endpoint/linux-install-manually
It’s real, IBM used it when I worked there (early 2020s). Still better than crowdstrike, which required specific kernel versions and slows workstations to a halt. I still remember when GDC got spit out into Kyndryl (absolute meme of a company) and within months of announcing partnership with Microslop banned usage of Linux on workstations. Then they gave me a top-spec 2019 16in MBP that used 100% od the CPU and lagged… during the Teams call with the client. It was the reason why I’ve quit that job.
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2026-04-02 16:18:41 UTC
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