I hurt myself in the dumbest way I've ever hurt myself about 20 minutes ago, and I'm in pain but giggling still.
I had a back scratcher, and I was slapping my thigh randomly with it as my #tourettes compels me to swing stuff around and lightly hit stuff, including myself.
I was compelled to swing it really hard, my arm jerked, and instead of hitting my thigh, I hit myself in the nuts about as hard as I could have.
Then rolled in the grass for five minutes laughing in pain.
#writing #humor
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