I appreciate the small things in #life.
Like how I have a friend who has a pool and a couple adorable puppies to play with who ISN'T a drug dealer now.
That's a first. Cuz those were the only other people I knew with pools - usually some dishwasher or busser I worked with who threw giant parties to facilitate drug sales.
Moving up in the world!
I have friends who aren't shitty now. Also it's like 100+ in the #sanfernandovalley for the week and pools are good.
#writing #humor #happyfriday
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