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When you're 12 and edgy and at a soda machine and want to prove to your friends you're hardcore, you put a squirt of every single type of drink they have into your cup and drink it. It's called a "suicide" when you do that, but I guess other places call it a "graveyard" or "kamikaze" and they call it "swamp water" in Canada.
I've only had two drinks actually canned that taste like that, OK Cola (failed attempt at a Gen X-focused drink in the mid 90s) and Spezi. They sell it at World Market locations in America
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