Jim on Nostr: >Wake up at 3 am, work starts at 7 am >Can't drive a car, they've been outlawed, need ...

>Wake up at 3 am, work starts at 7 am
>Can't drive a car, they've been outlawed, need to wait for bus
>Bus ride takes 2 hours
>Get to work at Walmart
>Daily motivation tells me not to think, just dance for management
>Accidentally bump into "Gary" new store robot
>Falls on me breaking my arm
>Boss says it's coming out of my paycheck
>Thank god I can at least afford my Amazon™ doctor
>Log into app
>Amazon™ doctor tells me I have a broken arm and writes prescription for dvds that are on sale
>Tell him I can' afford those
>Amazon™ doctor says no problem, autofills application for Amazon warehouse job for more income
>Get pamphlet via email, I'll be assigned a wage cage in warehouse 9
>Warehouse 9 is a 4 hour bus ride away
>Put revolver in my mouth
>Even hell can't be this bad