Michele Feltman Strider on Nostr: You're exactly buzzed enough to think dancing is a good idea. The high-energy, ...

You're exactly buzzed enough to think dancing is a good idea. The high-energy, frenzied drive of an oompah band screams out: You must polka.

You join the other contestants in front of the bandstand and prepare for battle. You need a partner, as there's no single freestyle round. You search the sea of people for possibilities.

You spot a few likely candidates in the growing audience. Each affords a different potential advantage. You weigh your options carefully and try not to act drunk.